1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[meeb]

Why are you guys so surprised? Evilore is child with a big toy that rakes in millions and is a jackass in real life. This much has been known for a long time. I don't subscribe to being obsessed with the dude and insulting him all the time, seeing as I don't care about that. But to act like someone who has been a shitlord for a while, whose main part of you knowing him is being enough of a nerd to post on his gaming website, needs to be a decent human being is very strange.

Being outraged is stupid. If him being a cunt bothers you so much, stop posting there.

I'm close to stopping posting there because of him, personally. But I still post there for some of the communities I'm in. It's the only reason I bother to check GAF outside of killing time. I really need to force myself to get off most message boards and just play games and watch television/read without giving my opinion, but then I'm basically alone 24/7.

I should probably make more human friends who will read the same books and watch the same shows as me. Then I could use GAF mostly to find new mobile games.

Post here for mobile games.

But I like the GAF IOS thread.

gafmods i love you but please stop deleting posts (assuming they aren't porn etc) and just tell everyone to stop responding to the dead. I like to see how heinous people get sometimes. It nourishes me, I feed off it, I want to splash it on my neck and have its odor catch me off guard later that night.

Doesn't work. People will see the offending post before they see the mod post, then quote it. But I can splash something with a strong odor on your neck late at night if you want. 

I only put the finest of substance oils (which have been macerated for no less than a month in France) on my neck.

Is cum an oil?

[nudemacusers]

Is cum an oil?

no, but with science, we can approximate

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122747776&postcount=13

and yes i'm linking to own thread cuz buttheads aren't posting in it  :'(

[Shadow Mod]

Is cum an oil?

no, but with science, we can approximate

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122747776&postcount=13

and yes i'm linking to own thread cuz buttheads aren't posting in it  :'(

bizumped

[Kara]

People were going too hard on Dax. Of course Dax knows what it's like to be a man. That whole conversation was dumb as fuck.

A-yup.

e: "For you see, because you were a woman trapped in a man's body you didn't really experience being a man and thus aren't qualified to talk about what it's like to be a man." Everyone turns into fucking Opiate when they want to shut up a minority.

[SpeedStats]

I don't post on GAF much because I don't feel like I fit in anymore, though there are a few communities there that I like.  And I've gotten too busy with work/school to post as often.  I can get in touch with people who I like or befriended from there through other means anyway.

Post not backing our fearless up during assgate. He said it in IRC. I don't have the logs on me anymore.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=86975254&postcount=560

Sound familiar?

Oh right, I forgot the bullshit potshots he took in that thread. 

...the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation...

So inclusive.

[benjipwns]

People were going too hard on Dax. Of course Dax knows what it's like to be a man. That whole conversation was dumb as fuck.

But does Dax know what it's like to not be dumb as fuck?

[benjipwns]

Nah, I just find her to be abrasive or hostile like 90% of the time no matter what the subject. Even back in the day when we were like the only ones defending DS9.

[Kara]

I don't really want to be a gossip, but I know someone who used to play Halo with her back in the day and they said she was, how to put this, less than genteel in that arena to the point that it was worth mentioning to me and others.

Some folks is just a certain way.

[Shadow Mod]

What does less than genteel mean in this context.

Less than genteel for you just sounds like incorrect grammar and syntax.

[benjipwns]

Uh, he stated over and over again in the one thread that he's not, he's just wanting to see both sides of the issue, and that he doesn't think disobeying orders from police should be done.

[nudemacusers]

This Tedesco! guy lol

Never seen someone suck so much cop penis in 28 hours.

you've obviously never been in the car when I get pulled over.

[headwalk]

This Tedesco! guy lol

Never seen someone suck so much cop penis in 28 hours.

you've obviously never been in the car when I get pulled over.

i've seen the footage. it was like the le mans of subservient authoritarian erotica.

[Kara]

What does less than genteel mean in this context.

Less than genteel for you just sounds like incorrect grammar and syntax.

It means she was rude.

This was a long time ago (probably before transitioning) so in retrospect I shouldn't have used an adjective that has certain connotations for both women and people who don't fit in a neat little normative box but I reached for a phrase I am familiar with from childhood without thinking.

[nudemacusers]

This Tedesco! guy lol

Never seen someone suck so much cop penis in 28 hours.

you've obviously never been in the car when I get pulled over.

i've seen the footage. it was like the le mans of subservient authoritarian erotica.

well then you'll be really excited to learn i'm creating a kickstarter to digitally restore and package the video in a collector's tin.

[Shadow Mod]

mac what's a perfume that smells a bit fruity instead of that pungent too strong floral mess in most

[thisismyusername]

This Tedesco! guy lol

Never seen someone suck so much cop penis in 28 hours.

you've obviously never been in the car when I get pulled over.

i've seen the footage. it was like the le mans of subservient authoritarian erotica.

Yeah, but does the cops erection last for hours or does he call for backup? Because if it's 24 hours of le pene, he should probably go to the doctor (as should Mac)

[Kara]

it was like the le mans of subservient authoritarian erotica.

[nudemacusers]

You're gonna have to wait for the director's commentary to find out bb 

mac what's a perfume that smells a bit fruity instead of that pungent too strong floral mess in most

there are quite a huge number of fruity shits out there but I'd say from personal sniffs hermes' jardin sur le nil and jardin sur le toit, or hermes' rose ikebana (imo this is a simple and amazing balance of primarily fresh rose and rhubarb but expensive as fuk).

[Phoenix Dark]

Dude, I don't know what I was thinking trying to discuss that subject in that thread. All I got out of it was a headache and a nagging feeling of vague guilt.

People were going too hard on Dax. Of course Dax knows what it's like to be a man. That whole conversation was dumb as fuck.

when did this happen

[benjipwns]

It means she was rude.

This was a long time ago (probably before transitioning) so in retrospect I shouldn't have used an adjective that has certain connotations for both women and people who don't fit in a neat little normative box but I reached for a phrase I am familiar with from childhood without thinking.

Her slug is hostile and bitchy. It was that way in the male host too, just about different things.

She needs a Curzon or Jadzia instead of Joran.

[benjipwns]

Verad, that was the dude that stole Dax in season two and the symbiont immediately went along with his plan. 

[Kara]

Holy shit Benji.

[thisismyusername]

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD.

[StealthFan]

[benjipwns]

I learned it from you dad.

[nachobro]

Can't wait til lore posts here again so yall can go back to dickriding him.

[Momo]

I'm a Trek nerd to the point where I know Cardassian burial jewelry is made of jevonite, but jesus christ  

[Momo]

Can't wait til lore posts here again so yall can go back to dickriding him.

I've never dick ridden him before when he posted here, I just avoided talking to him cause it wasnt worth my time, next time he is here I will however ride his dick like a lubed up midget to try and get unbanned.

Have integrity on the internet brehs

[Rahxephon91]

Can't wait til lore posts here again so yall can go back to dickriding him.

Just remember to notify me when he does.

[StealthFan]

I think the new SH might be popular, brehs. It's trending on Twitter and shit. Releasing that "Playable trailer" seems to have worked well. Fuck playing that shit tho...

[Momo]

[Cascade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444655

 

[Trent Strong]

Whoa, SmokyDave posts on here? That's good to see. 

[milchs evil twin]

That Tenumi ban is hilariously terrible. Like all of it. EL's post, the fact that he answered with a ban, the fact that it was a perma, the ban message. WTF.


Edit: Why is Dax soooo bad at helping people understand? I always get kinda angry when someone sincerely asks her something, she doesn't actually answer it, and then gets pissy when they don't "understand"?

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125146688&postcount=737

I dont get this joke, but I get that it's a joke. It's pretty obvious.  The average gaffer that follows acts as if this dude killed jesus tho

[Kara]

Edit: Why is Dax soooo bad at helping people understand? I always get kinda angry when someone sincerely asks her something, she doesn't actually answer it, and then gets pissy when they don't "understand"?

I imagine it gets grating to have to explain your existence to people all the time.

[toku]

What does it say about us as a society when our police game looks and plays almost exactly like our military combat games.

[benjipwns]

S.W.A.T. 4 didn't as much.

Shame Irrational had to give up that and Freedom Force for BioShock.

[StealthFan]

SWAT 4 You can still play online with beaners.

[StealthFan]

Also The Phantom Pain looks flabby as fuck now

Dat crossgen

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125135807&postcount=178

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not linking this here because it's funny to stop someone from killing themselves in a moment of overwhelming emotion, but for other bits I hope axiomatic to the peanut gallery.

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[milchs evil twin]

Edit: Why is Dax soooo bad at helping people understand? I always get kinda angry when someone sincerely asks her something, she doesn't actually answer it, and then gets pissy when they don't "understand"?

I imagine it gets grating to have to explain your existence to people all the time.

No doubt at all. But stuff like her argument with Dave would be much more helpful if she'd actually explain anything at all. Oh well, maybe I'm just insensitive, but I feel like her inability to communicate is a general flaw and not in any way connected to her experiences as a person. She seems to be just as bad at it when it comes to a lot of other topics.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125135807&postcount=178

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not linking this here because it's funny to stop someone from killing themselves in a moment of overwhelming emotion, but for other bits I hope axiomatic to the peanut gallery.

[close]

Does SA still ban people for suicide threads? GAF should too.

[thisismyusername]

Also The Phantom Pain looks flabby as fuck now

Dat crossgen

Hm? I haven't seen the latest trailer, but if it's like Ground Zeroes, it'll be fine. It may not look "impressive" anymore, but well... graphics age/benchmark always moving forward.

[sarslip]

I feel like I should lurk PoliGAF more. The jimmy rustling must be sweeter than I thought, even if it is an echo chamber.

all you have to do is say that the national debt is a real thing, and watch the rustled jimmies roll in.  i had to retire from that thread after two years of MMT propaganda began to hurt my head, PD is keeping the candle lit there tho.

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125139173&postcount=17155

[benjipwns]

all you have to do is say that the national debt is a real thing, and watch the rustled jimmies roll in.  i had to retire from that thread after two years of MMT propaganda began to hurt my head, PD is keeping the candle lit there tho.

EV's been absent since his ban over the Ukraine and nobody else can explain it well enough so they just lament that he's gone, by accident I got a couple people trying to explain how conscripting people and making them dig a giant hole to fill with paper creates wealth after I made a joke referencing this:

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I love the money fires!

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[sarslip]

EV's been absent since his ban over the Ukraine

lul, link?

my fave was when he got banned for offering to drone strike another gaffer, in a drone thread.

[benjipwns]

He had been warned a few times before and this thread was specifically created to try and stop him and others, but this is what led up to his ban:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=111596809&highlight=#post111596809

He's only posted these few posts since he came back from his ban though:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=121704490#post121704490

I think you have some facts wrong. The violent insurgents are in Kiev. Supported by the US, they overthrew an elected government, the base of which was eastern Ukraine (hence the rebellion in the east).

Not at all. I blame the US, the EU, and their Ukrainian nationalist and oligarch collaborators. They overthrew a democratically elected government, and then waged war against eastern Ukrainians who opposed their violent seizure of power. The violent conflict--insisted upon especially by the US and its puppet government--is the proximate cause of the downed airliner and loss of life.

There is a reason you haven't been banned, and it has nothing to do with your rationality, capacity for empirical understanding, or lack of shit-spewing. Regrettably, the unsubstantiated nonsense that you spew aligns with US foreign policy objectives (at least in the current context), and that has the unfortunate side-effect of making you appear normal to others.

[Rahxephon91]

This Tomb Raider nonsense has been hilarious. Only because it's Xbone has it turned into this "oh well exclusives are bad for gamers" battle cry nonsense. GAFers have no problem with PlayStation exclusives. Xbox people would be banned if they complained about a 3rd party Playstation exclusive. Or hell a 3rd party Nintendo exclusive. An exclusive for xbone though, thats a crime.

[benjipwns]

Oh man, I can get that MMT book EV touts for $1 on Amazon.

Oh wait, it's free on the authors website: http://moslereconomics.com/wp-content/powerpoints/7DIF.pdf

EDIT: This book.   It's what PoliGAF thinks a Mises book reads like.

It's more like Rockwell on a coke bender.

[Tasty]

This Tomb Raider nonsense has been hilarious. Only because it's Xbone has it turned into this "oh well exclusives are bad for gamers" battle cry nonsense. GAFers have no problem with PlayStation exclusives. Xbox people would be banned if they complained about a 3rd party Playstation exclusive. Or hell a 3rd party Nintendo exclusive. An exclusive for xbone though, thats a crime.

Yeah cause Epic Mickey and Bayo 2 went over so well.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Those Sony ponies are laughable, as if some crime has been commited by MS 

[sarslip]

Oh man, I can get that MMT book EV touts for $1 on Amazon.

Oh wait, it's free on the authors website: http://moslereconomics.com/wp-content/powerpoints/7DIF.pdf

cool, gonna print this out, i use a charcoal chimney starter for my grill that needs paper to keep the coals lit.

[Rahxephon91]

People got banned or at least told to shut up over Epic Micky . I'm sure I can't pull "Nintendo is keeping Bayo 2 from me and that's bad" over there.
Right now, Kagari(Super PS I love you fan) is threatening anyone who points out the hypocrisy which to me just confirms it. Regardless, nobody cares about Nintendo and my point is focused on Playstation and GAF is PlayStation land. This whole exclusives are bad thing is only happening because a 3rd party exclusive wasn't on playstation.

[Brehvolution]

Nah, I just find her to be abrasive or hostile like 90% of the time no matter what the subject. Even back in the day when we were like the only ones defending DS9.

It's because dax is now the ultimate human being. If you're a girl, you don't now how men feel. I do, I was a man for 21 years! If you're a guy, you don't know how a girl feels. I do, I'm a girl now!

She is always to be held as a special snowflake. She may be special, but that snowflake melted eons ago.

[sarslip]

those Destiny OT's tho 

[benjipwns]

cool, gonna print this out, i use a charcoal chimney starter for my grill that needs paper to keep the coals lit.

Print some extra copies out to send in with your tax forms:

So if the government throws away your cash after
collecting it, how does that cash pay for anything, like Social
Security and the rest of the government’s spending? It doesn’t.
Can you now see why it makes no sense at all to think that
the government has to get money by taxing in order to spend?
In no case does it actually “get” anything that it subsequently
“uses.”

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Those aren't equal situations though. Epic Mickey was a Wii exclusive full stop, while Bayo 2 is being funded with Nintendo money so its obviously Wii U exclusive. Tomb Raider is a multiplatform game that still is a multiplatform game only it'll only be available on Xbox for whoknowshowlong because MS gave them money. MS themselves aren't helping to create a game that wouldn't otherwise exist. It's pretty much what they've been doing with Call of Duty DLC only applied to a whole game. I think it's justified that people are gonna react to that kind of deal.

That said, there ARE some posts being made that have me all 

[Tasty]

Those aren't equal situations though. Epic Mickey was a Wii exclusive full stop, while Bayo 2 is being funded with Nintendo money so its obviously Wii U exclusive. Tomb Raider is a multiplatform game that still is a multiplatform game only it'll only be available on Xbox for whoknowshowlong because MS gave them money. MS themselves aren't helping to create a game that wouldn't otherwise exist. It's pretty much what they've been doing with Call of Duty DLC only applied to a whole game. I think it's justified that people are gonna react to that kind of deal.

That said, there ARE some posts being made that have me all 

I guess the Nintendo equivalent would be the GoldenEye remake.