1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Himu]

I didn't just start drinking

I started ten years ago when I was 18

[Kara]

Did you start at 13? Hopefully not.

England, it's so demonic friends. (This is where I first started drinking.)

e: NVM you edited.

[Momo]

started smoking at 14
started drinking at 14

no coincidence that it's also the age I became a high school senior

[Himu]

Is that another momo brag post? Not sure

[nudemacusers]

Bitch can't even drink beer, I'll show you how twinkish you truly are, bitch.

I shotgun beers all the time now. Do they even sell beer where you live or is it all fermented goat milk?

In montana they only drink fermented dude milk.

https://www.google.com/maps/@47.502835,-111.260773,3a,75y,272.86h,77.04t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s_GZiT-OnTbIzgDVLbfJgXA!2e0

about 10 blocks from my house 

[Tasty]

Stale semen.

Gotta have it fresh.

[Momo]

Is that another momo brag post? Not sure

If you think being proud of smoking and drinking young is anything other than pathetic, then I dunno what to say. (And makes me wonder what you think of me).

[Kara]

Momo is pathetic too. #solidarity

[Himu]

Is that another momo brag post? Not sure

If you think being proud of smoking and drinking young is anything other than pathetic, then I dunno what to say. (And makes me wonder what you think of me).

No, the high school senior at 14 thing

[Momo]

Is that another momo brag post? Not sure

If you think being proud of smoking and drinking young is anything other than pathetic, then I dunno what to say. (And makes me wonder what you think of me).

No, the high school senior at 14 thing

Isnt that normal? I mean to be in (I think you guys do grades yeah?) 14 in grade 10. Usually your last 3 years are considered senior years

[StealthFan]

:dahell: Nah nicca. It goes freshman, sophmore, junior and then senior.

[Himu]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-this-is-missy-elliott-in-the-new-aaliyah-movie-comin-out.239538/

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/so-this-is-missy-elliott-in-the-new-aaliyah-movie-comin-out.239538/

Movie Timbaland is killin' me.

[Himu]

DMX

[recursivelyenumerable]

Ps: the alamo is shit.

i think i was like 10 and just randomly reading encyclopedia articles when i found out the biggest  outrage that incited the mexican-american war was mexico trying to ban slavery 

[Momo]

:dahell: Nah nicca. It goes freshman, sophmore, junior and then senior.

Not here. Grade 8 and 9 = junior 10, 11, 12 = senior

[Himu]

Ps: the alamo is shit.

i think i was like 10 and just randomly reading encyclopedia articles when i found out the biggest  outrage that incited the mexican-american war was mexico trying to ban slavery 

fuck the alamo

[Himu]

:dahell: Nah nicca. It goes freshman, sophmore, junior and then senior.

Not here. Grade 8 and 9 = junior 10, 11, 12 = senior

here we have junior/middle high for ages 11-14.
senior high school is 14-18.

When you said high school senior, we thought you meant a SENIOR, as in, someone about to graduate.

[Momo]

Like in my matric year? I see. Oh yes, we use the word matriculation

In before DCharles

[Cascade]

GAF down for anyone else?

[Vertigo]

Is Gaf down for 'scheduled maintenance' ?

[Rufus]

(Exciting) Gamescom news I guess.

[Cerveza mas fina]

MS conference in 30 min

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=872843

Of course, Phat Michael is there like clockwork to work MS PR/"OMG GAF STOP BEING NEGATIVE ON THE X-BOX" when the OP basically already did it for him. 

[Dennis]

That aliasing tho

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=124994075&posted=1#post124994075

[Squiddy]

Still down for me, could someone screenshot the most popular thread OPs in GAF?
I need my GAF fix 

[Atramental]

Life begins where GAF ends.

[king of the internet]

Still down for me, could someone screenshot the most popular thread OPs in GAF?
I need my GAF fix 

Sounds like an IP ban.

[thisismyusername]

Still down for me, could someone screenshot the most popular thread OPs in GAF?
I need my GAF fix 

Sounds like an IP ban.

We can only hope.

[Squiddy]

Still down for me, could someone screenshot the most popular thread OPs in GAF?
I need my GAF fix 

Sounds like an IP ban.

We can only hope.

I guess I'll have to get more active here then.

[thisismyusername]

Still down for me, could someone screenshot the most popular thread OPs in GAF?
I need my GAF fix 

Sounds like an IP ban.

We can only hope.

I guess I'll have to get more active here then.

That's when murder in the digital realm happens, Squiddy.

[FStop7]

Oh... Tomb Raider sequel went Xbone exclusive.  No wonder GAF's getting hammered.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=872843

Of course, Phat Michael is there like clockwork to work MS PR/"OMG GAF STOP BEING NEGATIVE ON THE X-BOX" when the OP basically already did it for him. 

I used to know the biggest xbox clown on a forum I used to go to, he went by the name Ph@t Mike. I always kinda wondered if its the same asshole.

[Momo]

Wow Tomb Raider exclusive? I cant understand why SE would fuck their future sales when it inevitably goes late multiplatform.

[Squiddy]

Tomb Raider exclusivity is pretty huge.
Incoming salt from the sony ponies who'll call it a worse Uncharted.

[Cascade]

Oh... Tomb Raider sequel went Xbone exclusive.  No wonder GAF's getting hammered.

Nah, GAF went down hours before that.

[Momo]

Tomb Raider exclusivity is pretty huge.

It's not 1996

[Dennis]

Probably a timed exclusive for 2015.

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/NeoGAF/status/499233434179756032

[Joe Molotov]

"Can't get on GAF? Have you reset your router?"
~Evilore

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124893764&postcount=13

Most people look down on leaving infants at home.

[Kara]

"Can't get on GAF? Have you reset your router?"
~Evilore

EL finally hired outsourced tech support.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=124893764&postcount=13

Most people look down on leaving infants at home.

I don't really see a problem as long as their kennel is locked up tight.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125034650&postcount=56

I mean seriously, this guy isnt much of a social hero or anything (not that that's wrong) it's just so weird with how his site is being run

[Kara]

"We at OnePlus believe chivalry isn't dead, so we're offering women who meet certain beauty standards the chance to cut to the front of the line."

Someone "For the Order!!!" these clowns.

Or should it be "Agathaaaaa!" ?

[Squiddy]

Could someone get on twitch and stream themselves browsing GAF?

[meeb]

Evilore is so pathetic. 

[Vertigo]

Is Gaf still down? 

[archnemesis]

Is Gaf still down? 

It's not down. There is a general DNS issue preventing access from parts of Europe. I can reach the site via a proxy server.

[king of the internet]

It's been working for me all day. 

[CatsCatsCats]

I haven't noticed any change on my end

[Dennis]

GAF is accessible but badly lacking as it has been since the day I was banned.

What a shame.

[Vertigo]

So the Tomb Raider outraged butthurt was so bad the mods have dragged out CBoaT to calm the masses.

[Shaka Khan]

Link?

[CatsCatsCats]

I haven't noticed any change on my end

C-cuz I don't go there. Guys? Way in the back?

[Kara]

Oh now I get it. Thanks.

[CatsCatsCats]

You're welcome 

[Pickles the Firecat]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=124829972#post124829972



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I know the thread is on to newer, fresher, better things but I'm catching up and wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

this may be the best post I've ever read on GAF.

[StealthFan]

Who gives a shit if the new TR is a timed exclusive? I enjoyed the first one, even more than Uncharted but I didn't even really care about the sequel. I want to play that Guardian of Light sequel tho.

I'll play TR: Rise Of The Sequel whenever it releases on PS4 but until then I don't care. It would be different if it was Arkham or a TES/Fallout that was exclusive, even timed exclusivity.

[benjipwns]

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mods ban please for dangerous gif

Corporatist.

Didn't even know that was a word.

"Technocrat"

Libertarian