1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[thisismyusername]

Yeah, Enco went away for a few days, so I left IM running and have since set it up to start automatically at 6am every day. I managed to make enough to reach my goal of bringing down the cost of MAGIX Audio Blahblahblah 2014 from $50 to $25. According to my badges page I still have around $50 worth of drops to use up, so that money can go towards whatever piece of crap software MAGIX puts on sale next.

...You collect the fucking software too!? 

It counts as games... for now. I expect Valve to make a distinction eventually, as it did with games and DLC.

I'm kinda angry I have to click applications for RPG Maker. It's a freaking game maker! Why isn't it in my games tab!?

[Joe Molotov]

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You think this is a game? This is a lifestyle. 

[toku]

I laughed out loud at every post on this last page.

[Rufus]

rlgfrlgfgglrg

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125458748&postcount=61

:banderas

[besada]

Have mods been running wild recently? Besada, Zeliard, Kabouter, Stump and others seem to all have done weird stuff with several threads

Steve tries to keep us in line, but he's not very good at that, either.

[JaseC]

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You think this is a game? This is a lifestyle. 

[headwalk]

Have mods been running wild recently? Besada, Zeliard, Kabouter, Stump and others seem to all have done weird stuff with several threads

Steve tries to keep us in line, but he's not very good at that, either.

my internet ambition is to see steve call someone a cunt and really mean it.

[Kara]

Woah there, Kara-boo-boo. It's OK. You don't need to put out. It's OK.

Peer pressured into pushing the like button [via reverse psychology].

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125439872&postcount=465

 

Lots of people were recommending the more common spelling of my first name in that thread, can't complain.

[Steve Youngblood]

Have mods been running wild recently? Besada, Zeliard, Kabouter, Stump and others seem to all have done weird stuff with several threads

Steve tries to keep us in line, but he's not very good at that, either.

my internet ambition is to see steve call someone a cunt and really mean it.

I could never do that. That would completely destroy my credibility as an internet Social Justice Warrior who pretends to care about progressive issues.

[Himu]

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You think this is a game? This is a lifestyle. 

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You're hot.

Just a btw.

[StealthFan]

wheres raperman?

[Atramental]

We don't need him.

We have Dennis now.

[Himu]

*puts Stealthfan avvy on adblock*

[Momo]

I'm gonna get unbanned, Besada promised me after seeing my magnificent cock

[StealthFan]

It ain't even that graphic. My last one was way worse. Even I was uncomfortable with that shit.

[Himu]

I'm gonna get unbanned, Besada promised me after seeing my magnificent cock

Um.

PM.

Now.

[Atramental]

 

[Momo]

I'm just fucking around, I have nothing better to do atm, havent read anything yet and just got coffee to start work

[Himu]

I'm just fucking around, I have nothing better to do atm, havent read anything yet and just got coffee to start work

[StealthFan]

Another suicide thread

[Kara]

Another suicide thread

Ideation suuuuuuucks.

[Momo]

Some guy on misc made a thread yesterday 'What's the most painless way of killing yourself' and I thought to myself 'you just stepped into the wrong part of town wearing a shirt that says 'i'm in the wrong part of town''

[StealthFan]

I've been thinking about it myself lately. It happens. I've tried to do it three times throughout my life, each time with pills like a bitch. Death is scary though. What come after this might be worse.

The second time I tried I woke up pissed off. Not only did the pills not work but I had to vomit. I puked for 12 fucking hours. That shit exhausts you.

[Kara]

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[Momo]

Even if life sucks, it's better than nothingness breh. At least we can talk shit about irrelevant things until the great nothing comes, that's permanent so why rush it.

[Shaka Khan]

Sometimes I don't like posts for ideological reasons. There's probably 3-4 posts a day I don't like because they have a slur in them or I otherwise find problematic.

i dial it back my language a little on here, but i feel like the benefits of somewhere like this over a place like GAF is that anything i say has some personal context. over there, you are your last 200 words.

they have a rule of "argue the argument, not the person", which while making sense for over there, also demonstrates how an internet megapolis serves to dehumanise its userbase.

i've always been fond of the idea that words are just the clothes people dress in. this place gives us all a chance to get naked.

Sorry, I only caught the last 200 characters and it says something about naked?

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=125439872&postcount=465

 

Twist: they're pillow children from his pillow wife.

[Kara]

Even if life sucks, it's better than nothingness breh. At least we can talk shit about irrelevant things until the great nothing comes, that's permanent so why rush it.

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[Momo]

I rely on things that exist beyond the rational / irrational divide.

So you started that Justin Bieber cult eh? 

[Trent Strong]

How did Devolution come to dominate GAF, and why does she have so many devoted followers? You'd think an outspoken and abrasive feminist like her wouldn't be so popular with the kind of socially distinguished mentally-challenged neckbeards who make up most of the population of hardcore gamers. I know she has a few detractors, but it seems like most Gaffers are constantly metaphorically all over her cock. It's odd.

[Dennis]

How did Devolution come to dominate GAF, and why does she have so many devoted followers? You'd think an outspoken and abrasive feminist like her wouldn't be so popular with the kind of socially distinguished mentally-challenged neckbeards who make up most of the population of hardcore gamers. I know she has a few detractors, but it seems like most Gaffers are constantly metaphorically all over her cock. It's odd.

There are not that many female gaffers to begin with so the few that are there tends to get a lot more leeway in how they act. So her deliberately antagonistic style was tolerated for a long time and the current moderation regime tends to agree with her faux-progressive stance.

Make no mistake, she would have been permanently banned a long time ago if she had been male.

Personally I like her presence on NeoGAF because I don't get my panties in a bunch about other people holding different viewpoints than me though I do admit the sheer hypocrisy in the way moderation treats her compared to others is somewhat annoying.

[recursivelyenumerable]

i get the impression people who have a problem with her and those topics mostly stay out of those threads.

[WanderingWind]

I mean, she's been banned more than you Dennis and you're a useless pixel counting graphic whore. Not really a difference in moderation from what I can see.

[Dennis]

i get the impression people who have a problem with her and those topics mostly stay out of those threads.

Well, they do now if they have any sense because you will get banned quick otherwise.

[Momo]

i get the impression people who have a problem with her and those topics mostly stay out of those threads.

Seconded. I noticed this when I noticed it's always the same 5 - 10 people posting in hot topic threads, and invariably that 1 guy that feels the need to get himself banned.

[Dennis]

I mean, she's been banned more than you Dennis and you're a useless pixel counting graphic whore. Not really a difference in moderation from what I can see.

Every single ban I have caught have been an immense travesty of justice so I am not sure what your point is.

And pixel counting should be the bed rock of any gaming site.

[Shaka Khan]

How did Devolution come to dominate GAF, and why does she have so many devoted followers? You'd think an outspoken and abrasive feminist like her wouldn't be so popular with the kind of socially distinguished mentally-challenged neckbeards who make up most of the population of hardcore gamers. I know she has a few detractors, but it seems like most Gaffers are constantly metaphorically all over her cock. It's odd.

She rose to prominence during the time Evilore tried to promote inclusiveness and equality. Affirmative action policies gave her too much power and influence. For a while everyone thought she was unstoppable.

Then furries and bronies started asking for equal rights as well and Evilore was like "I made a huge mistake" on IRC and shut everything and the everyone down by calling them cunts.

They say she still get things done through other means and loopholes. They say if you keep real quiet... You can hear her narcing on dating-age. And before long, she'll narc on you!

[Cerveza mas fina]

Im disappointed I never got a tag on neogaf, not even a participation one like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow kid

[Momo]

You feggits complaining about being banned unfairly when the lot of us that got EviLore'd will never come back and got permed for shit as silly as adblock 

[Dennis]

You feggits complaining about being banned unfairly when the lot of us that got EviLore'd will never come back and got permed for shit as silly as adblock 

Why would you deprive Evi-kun of revenue? That is just mean.

[cosmicblizzard]

How did Devolution come to dominate GAF, and why does she have so many devoted followers? You'd think an outspoken and abrasive feminist like her wouldn't be so popular with the kind of socially distinguished mentally-challenged neckbeards who make up most of the population of hardcore gamers. I know she has a few detractors, but it seems like most Gaffers are constantly metaphorically all over her cock. It's odd.

More than a few detractors.  Pretty much every opinion about her is an extreme one, regardless of whether it's positive or negative.  I know of at least 4 mods that REALLY hate her (1 of which has been pushing for a permaban forever) and 1 that likes her.  It's a level of notoriety usually only reserved for super outspoken people or crazies in power like amirox.

[Momo]

I liked (still do) Amirox, the guy is entertainment in so many different forms 

[Dennis]

How did Devolution come to dominate GAF, and why does she have so many devoted followers? You'd think an outspoken and abrasive feminist like her wouldn't be so popular with the kind of socially distinguished mentally-challenged neckbeards who make up most of the population of hardcore gamers. I know she has a few detractors, but it seems like most Gaffers are constantly metaphorically all over her cock. It's odd.

More than a few detractors.  Pretty much every opinion about her is an extreme one, regardless of whether it's positive or negative.  I know of at least 4 mods that REALLY hate her and 1 that likes her.  It's a level of notoriety usually only reserved for super outspoken people or crazies in power like amirox.

Really, 4 mods that hate her and 1 that likes her?

I count Besada and Mumei as having her back, probably Cyan too. That is three. I don't know of any mods who actually hates her.

[Shaka Khan]

So it's only Mumei

[Shadow Mod]

Shouta and Kagari hate my guts.

Also I am really not that interesting yet bitches can't shut the hell up about me. Jesus.

[Shaka Khan]

Kagari?! Omg spill the beans. I kinda like you more knowing this.

[Rahxephon91]

Well Kagari is an idiot.

[Shadow Mod]

Kagari?! Omg spill the beans. I kinda like you more knowing this.

Check your pms girl.

[Momo]

Shouta? Weird.

Kagari? Would be surprised if there are more than (2) posters she actually likes

[Dennis]

Is Kagari even active as a mod anymore?

Hardly ever see her post.

But then Final Fantasy is a dead franchise.

[StealthFan]

Who is Kagari again? The cunt that is an insider right? With Square?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Are you ever in FF threads?

[StealthFan]

Dennis has revealed himself to be a FF stan.

[Shadow Mod]

I didn't do shit to her. No idea why I'm on her radar other than her getting pms from people and wanting me gone.

 

Also i'm on pretty good terms with several staff and met 3 a couple times over now 

[Momo]

Who is Kagari again?

My waifu. She's taking me on a cruise liner, the S.S. Titanic II

[Momo]

I think that vacation starter and the moustash thing ruined her ability to be anything but hateful

[Shadow Mod]

Oh yeah she's mad I shit talked crap like Monster Monpiece.

What a legacy.

[Momo]

JESUS. TRIGGER WARNING GURL.

I didnt know what that was and when I googled, I got this (in the fucking wiki page  )

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Boogie dont arrest me bro