1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Himu]

2's gifting being cranked up to 11 in terms of the girls trashing suits turned me off. I think the PSP port fixed that, but it didn't have the Jetski or the water slide from hell. If I remember right the PSP port's physics were also kinda wonky in regards to the volleyball. It didn't have that digital inputs of ABXY like the original X-box did where you could use the two-button analog or four button digital (better IMO) strong/weak pass/spike system.

I was talking about an actual beach. Playing the actual game. In an actual bikini.

...



So 1 is still the only DOAX worth playing?

[Kara]

Volleyball as a game/sport 

In middle school and highschool volleyball during gym class would result in really intense and fun matches.

Women's Pac-12 volleyball.

[Kara]

Also pls give Bayman a banana hammock in a Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball.  ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[thisismyusername]

So 1 is still the only DOAX worth playing?

Yes. Though the PSP port wasn't that bad, outside of a few minor gripes in said Volleyball controls/physics.

It introduced a new casino character as well. Though she didn't get put into DOA5.

Also pls give Bayman a banana hammock in a Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball.  ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I want to gift that to Bass just to take screenshots and put them on the internet for people to EESH at.

( )

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173733777&postcount=66

[Kara]

I want to gift that to Bass just to take screenshots and put them on the internet for people to EESH at.

( )

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173756055&postcount=1

 

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173752821&postcount=101

Sixteen is the AOC in his state so, technically, he can't be charged or sentenced on that count. The use of a prostitute can, however. As for the raid and investigation on his laptop, etc? Nothing has come of that yet. Let's leave out the accusations of him being a pedo until we have solid, concrete evidence.

People that use the word pedophile very seriously on a technical level 

My personal definitions:

20-24 year old seeing 16 year old prostitute: Cooze hound
25-30 year old seeing 16 year old prostitute: Fuck up
31-70 year old seeing 16 year old prostitute: Creep

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088508

This is one of the rare times when i approve death sentence. And it should be done publicly on some square or something.

[mormapope]

Jericho from Oz >>>> anything else

[Shadow Mod]

When you gotta bring up AoC or ephebophilia...

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088508

This is one of the rare times when i approve death sentence. And it should be done publicly on some square or something.

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I value life so let's kill someone for taking another life is one of the dumbest things possible.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173767995&postcount=56




People who have this sentiment never cease to amuse me.

[mormapope]

Uh oh

We announced DOAX3 (Working Title) today, but it will be made exclusively for Japan and Asian market.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088523

[WanderingWind]

I like DoA's counter system. It's too bad it's wrapped up in an increasingly pervy package.

[Huff]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173767995&postcount=56

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People who have this sentiment never cease to amuse me.

some people really take the matrix's lessons to heart

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The "humanity is a cancer" people should just kill themselves, in order to be consistent with their views.

[StealthFan]

The "humanity is a cancer" people should just kill themselves, in order to be consistent with their views.

They all think they're exempt from being cancerous. It's YOU that is the cancer.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173760330&postcount=169

It's all about the discussion if law equal ethics. In this case I'd argue not but that's because of personal beliefs.

16 and want to be a prostitute? Should be no issue IMO. If you are old enough for normal sex then you should be old enough for paid sex.

Ladies and gentlemen: NeoGAF.

[Kara]

I'm glad NeoGAF is on the case of solving childhood poverty.

[Shadow Mod]

Pretend like the 16 yr olds are making a choice and not being exploited. Naive as fuck worldview.

 

[Take My Breh Away]

Uh oh

We announced DOAX3 (Working Title) today, but it will be made exclusively for Japan and Asian market.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088523

Get triggered by the videogame equivalent of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, brehs

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173760330&postcount=169

It's all about the discussion if law equal ethics. In this case I'd argue not but that's because of personal beliefs.

16 and want to be a prostitute? Should be no issue IMO. If you are old enough for normal sex then you should be old enough for paid sex.

Ladies and gentlemen: NeoGAF.

this guy also thinks dudes in suits are jerks.

just so you know what side you should be on.

[Huff]

Surprised your not banned for calling everyone peds yet, macdaddy

[nudemacusers]

just figure-gaf and anime-gaf. the two unprotected classes of neogaf  :'(

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088700

Early morning 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088700

Early morning 

 

[VomKriege]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=173804673

 

[octopushover]

Blew a 0.13

Piece of shit.

[Great Rumbler]

He didn't want to freak out his parents [he's 25] by coming home in a taxi.

So he drove home and got slapped with a DUI, a night in a jail cell, and a suspended license instead. 

[Kara]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=173804673

 

I don't think he's going to be teaching anytime soon.

[dmj]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088700

Early morning 

Oh my good goddamn

I can't remember the last time I cringed that much reading an OP... From latching on to one person and going drinking with them every weekend, to drinking your sorrows away cause you were left alone, to letting a girl obviously use you for your coin, to being 25 and having a dead-end job and living at home with no prospects of moving out, to thinking it's a better idea to drive than take a cab... How has this person lasted the previous 24 years of their life?

Most of those things are easily fixable, but the guy has 12k posts on GAF, it seems he doesn't have any intention of going out into the real world and growing up.  Sad. 

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173714496&postcount=321

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What is it with console stans that makes them so insecure this generation?

What is Gaf's, SonyGAF in particulars bugbear about this parity clause?

[VomKriege]

All the more weird as the parity clause seems to mostly affect Xboners, as far as I can understand, by forcing some games out of the platform.

I suspect Sony stans believe some multiplatform games are gimped as a result. And some console warriors probably have some naive understanding of the market as a sport where fair play is expected.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088700

Early morning 

Was gonna poke fun at him until I saw Evilore posting

No dice

[Huff]

Only blew a 0.13? pff beginner shit

[Tasty]

How drunk is 0.13?

[Tasty]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173844807&postcount=91

Not just Baltimore, several big cities have seen a spike in murder in 2015, New Orleans and St. Louis have seen an increase by 33%, Chicago the third biggest city in the US is up by 19%...don't have the latest NYC numbers but as of Jan/Feb murder was up by 20%.

Homicides here are down 45% YoY. Boston stays winning.

[Kara]

IIRC, Korea wouldn't let you come teach with a DUI on your record.

It can lose you your teaching credential here too.

Lore with the alright post itt.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088700

Early morning 

The cowardice and sheer ineptitude contained in this post is so NeoGAF.

[Shadow Mod]

Eh a lot of people DUI, of all stripes.

The bothersome thing for me is people talking about how much alcohol clouds your judgment as a rationalization. If you're getting that fucked up somewhere that's not home or a buddy's house you can crash at, your judgment while sober is shit too.

[Kara]

I didn't pay really close attention to the story, but it sounded like OP wasn't the designated driver, the person who ditched him was.

Needless to say there were many junctures in the night where OP could have made better decisions, yadda yadda yadda.

[king of the internet]

I've always thought they should build an additional lane on roads just for the drunk drivers. Win-win situation imo.

[Shadow Mod]

I've always thought they should build an additional lane on roads just for the drunk drivers. Win-win situation imo.

You know damn well they wouldn't stay in it.

[king of the internet]

I've always thought they should build an additional lane on roads just for the drunk drivers. Win-win situation imo.

You know damn well they wouldn't stay in it.

Obviously it would be wider. 

[Shadow Mod]

I've always thought they should build an additional lane on roads just for the drunk drivers. Win-win situation imo.

You know damn well they wouldn't stay in it.

Obviously it would be wider. 

They still wouldn't stay in it.

[Shadow Mod]

Jared thread closed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173861001&postcount=355

This doesn't appear to be a fruitful discussion. Hair-splitting on the precise ethics of sex with underage girls isn't something we're looking to see here.

 

Meanwhile in the anime thread...



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[studyguy]

That story sums up my opinion of the entire site.

Too chickenshit to speak up when you're getting taken advantage of, childish enough to treat your own irresponsibility as victimization. 

Your date bounced okay fuck it, call a cab stop being a bitch and putting people at risk. FOH

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088874

Dear Deadjournal...

[thisismyusername]

How drunk is 0.13?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_alcohol_content

It's minor, but it's generally above the... 0.03? level that most DUI's have.

[Alcoholic Fish]

Jared thread closed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173861001&postcount=355

This doesn't appear to be a fruitful discussion. Hair-splitting on the precise ethics of sex with underage girls isn't something we're looking to see here.

 

The only thing surprising about that thread was the lack of 3000 year old dragon avatars defending that shit.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088874

Dear Deadjournal...

You can trick an automatic into getting into the gear you want (or just leave it in 1 or 2 I guess). Git gud scrub.

[Shadow Mod]

Driving in SF is the biggest pain in the ass, I can't imagine doing that city with a MT.

:shudders:

[studyguy]

My first car was manual.
Said fuck that shit the moment I had a chance living in LA when I picked up my next car. Getting gassed up about manual seems like such a pain in the ass these days. Like the kind of people who get gassed up about shaving with a straight razor when you can accomplish a shave in less than half the time with a dollar store safety razor. I mean cool whatever, we're all getting to the same place in the end my dude.

When does the self driving car revolution hit?
Imagine pregaming to the club in the car without having to worry about it.
 

[Kara]

I pray e'ry day for self driving so I don't have to suffer another inefficient, fucking awful driver on the road ever again.

[seagrams hotsauce]

Got new page'd, nm

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1088760

[headwalk]

the only person i've ever known to drive an automatic became a binman and still lives with his parents.

[OnlyRegret]

Jared thread closed.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173861001&postcount=355

This doesn't appear to be a fruitful discussion. Hair-splitting on the precise ethics of sex with underage girls isn't something we're looking to see here.

 

Meanwhile in the anime thread...

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That was a cool show. When it was about those superpowers and somewhat funny. 
It did veer a bit into the creepy fanservice region tho...

[nudemacusers]

To everyone telling the OP to grow up. Do you know what happens when you grow up? You get DUIs.