1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Himu]

duke nukem 3d > perfect dark

[StealthFan]

I like Perfect Dark's objective based missions. It didn't age well but what N64 games did?

Body Harvest was the motherfucking shit back in the day, but play that shit now? Even the most rudimentary modern open world game has more polished mechanics.

[Himu]

It didn't age well but what N64 games did?

Wave Race
Mario 64
Ocarina of Time
Majora's Mask
Diddy Kong Racing
Ogre Battle
Mischief Makers

Probably it.

[StealthFan]

Mario 64 is still tight I admit.

You know what game was slept on back in the day? The World Is Not Enough. If you made a GAF thread about it today you'd get fools showing love but back then niccas was crying about how it wasn't Goldeneye. That games owned.

[Himu]

I can confirm that Star Fox 64 still holds up very well as d hasn't been surpassed in its genre.

Starfox 64 has been surpassed many times over. Still great, though.

[StealthFan]

Even JFG, which owned back in the day despite some flaws, plays like shit now. That camera and controls

[Himu]

Edit: Himu, is this where you stan for Orta?

Panzer Dragoon Zwei. But yes, Orta's better than Star Fox 64, too.

[Shadow Mod]

CE=2>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Reach>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>4

1 is so vastly different from what came with 2 and after that it's kind of separate for me.

But damn if I can't stand more paper rock scissors that they implemented in a game where it had that pretty minimized.

[Himu]

Shut up and eat! Too bad, no bon appetit!

[Dennis]

Reach > 3 > CE > ODST > 2 >>>>>>>>>> 4

[Himu]

I've also never had a Saturn, so never played Zwei.

I wonder if Mupepe would sell me his Saturn.

You can get a worthy rail shooter on your xbuck full circle right now if they haven't taken it off the market: after burner climax.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129858824&postcount=130

 

[Himu]

JSRF's soundtrack was crazy. You went from



to





Then again, JSR NA version had DRAGULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so

[StealthFan]

Reach > 3 > CE > ODST > 2 >>>>>>>>>> 4

[Himu]

The beat in Aisle 10

TURN UP. every time.

can't hate

[Mr. Nobody]

Next gen Jet Set pls

this was my shit




Rushing home afterschool to play this 

[Himu]

Fave JSR song?



JSR, I want you back. I want you baaaack. You people that didn't buy JSR HD.

[thisismyusername]

JSR, I want you back. I want you baaaack. You people that didn't buy JSR HD.

Did, TWICE. (PS3/Steam) Still prefer JSRF and wish Sega would HD-ize that. :/ Especially since it can't be played on a damn emulator.

[Dennis]

Microsoft - kills PC gaming, buys Minecraft for $2.5 billion

   

[Himu]

JSR, I want you back. I want you baaaack. You people that didn't buy JSR HD.

Did, TWICE. (PS3/Steam) Still prefer JSRF and wish Sega would HD-ize that. :/ Especially since it can't be played on a damn emulator.

Worst thing was the gaming press going about how JSR hasn't aged well and shit, and then you see play the game, and they're stuck on the stage where you tag the noise tanks.   Pretty sure the gaming press played a huge reason as to why it bombed.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129391562&postcount=5509

and it's mostly based on luck and not skill.

  in a nutshell.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Dragula was in about 90% of the video game soundtracks in the late 90s/early 2000s.  Can't hold it against JSR for that.

[Shadow Mod]

Play only console FPSes brehs.

 

[thisismyusername]

Play only console FPSes brehs.

 

It's not even consoles FPS. It's saying "yeah the FPS genre is luck based" when there is a shit ton of factors that apply, no matter the platform.

Auto-aim only gets you so far in Halo or Battlefield. I could see "Luck based" in Call of Duty's auto-aim on consoles. But other shooters with a slightly higher TTK and other factors in the sandbox (Vehicles? Repairing them? Healing/Resupplying Teammates if BF?)

I mean that's even ignoring shit like Counter-Strike where you have to map control or (kinda "luck") guess where the enemy team is going/going to do and counter that with skills.

[Phoenix Dark]

the GOAT

[fizzel]

That's not Kingpin: life of crime multiplayer.

[thisismyusername]

I miss the insane Quake-like physics/movement of yore at times...

[CatsCatsCats]

I haven't played Destiny besides the beta but I highly doubt it's luck based. Reaction time and knowledge more like probably.

[Pickles the Firecat]

ODST is far and away my favorite Halo, even counting multi. Single player was so good. One of my favorite soundtracks, great atmosphere. Wish there had been more roaming.

Multi is CE = 2 > 3 >>> 4 >>>>>>>>>>>>> Reach

[CatsCatsCats]

Played a lot of 2 and 3 multi. Really liked them both. My room mate and I would do doubles with our tvs side by side and drink Mountain Dew and jäger all day

[Kara]

Doom and Quake still has more advanced gameplay and maps than modern FPS

Quakeworld is still GOAT.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129876335&postcount=299

should be at the top of every sad virginity thread.

[El Babua]

Every time one of those threads come up, I have to struggle to not post "Stop being a fakkit" as a response.

[Himu]

Every time one of those threads come up, I have to struggle to not post "Stop being a fakkit" as a response.

That wouldn't be fair to gays

[nudemacusers]

lol seriously. just pity parties with grand wizards coming and promising everything will be ok.

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129876335&postcount=299

should be at the top of every sad virginity thread.

The title was so cringe inducing that I didn't even want to click on that thread.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129876335&postcount=299

should be at the top of every sad virginity thread.

 

And of course there will be a grocery list of excuses as to why that post is "bullshit"

[El Babua]

Every time one of those threads come up, I have to struggle to not post "Stop being a fakkit" as a response.

That wouldn't be fair to gays

True. TBH, don't really remember a gay virginity thread on GAF. Guess I could pussy out of calling them dykes or something if it were to ever occur.

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129876335&postcount=299

should be at the top of every sad virginity thread.

Straight up

[StealthFan]

there are no gay virgins because fegs put out like the world is gonna end. I always feel a pang when i see two homos and ones all stuck on the other.

that nicca ain't loyal

[nudemacusers]

stealthfan bb that feeling is your prostate shivering

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129880142&postcount=341

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129876335&postcount=299

should be at the top of every sad virginity thread.

 

The shit that's wrong with me and I can get laid, you got no excuse.

[Squiddy]

But you got verbosity and eloquence on your side.

[StealthFan]

I always feel a pang when i see two homos

I am not homophobic

[nudemacusers]

I always feel a pang when i see two homos

I am not homophobic

that was not the inference 

[StealthFan]

:

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Nobody actually wants advice and help on how to get laid in those threads, they just want a pity party.

[Kara]

Women love it when you say things like "Therefore is preference in chicken preparation not teleological, but a projection of our individual cultural autochthonies?"

I'm pretty sure knowing the socio-economic history of an unusual Italian dish got me laid once.

(I'm a manipulative fuck who researched it ahead of time when I saw it on the menu while selecting the restaurant during prep. )

[Squiddy]

Truth.

Not everyone is ready to have their being torn to shreds before being built up again into a proper human being.

@Sovok: That's the scariest thing you've yet to say.

[Phoenix Dark]

edit: this isn't the anime thread, my bad

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=129880142&postcount=341

This is perfect because Kingi the quoted poster is basically the exact personification of the type of person described in that first post. Dude's gonna take his maidenhood to the grave.

[team filler]

is it really that hard to call a hooker off backpage? or is these clowns too scared to even talk to broads that they're paying for? 

[nudemacusers]

you make it sound so easy to 'call a hooker on backpage'. which backpage subsection should I browse? how do I know which hooker to pick? when should I call? How do I address the hooker over the phone? Where do we meet? Which form of payment should I use? Do I tip?

Look at all those steps, each one leading to potential failure and/or embarrassment. I think I'll just skip the whole thing.

[team filler]

 

[nachobro]

is it really that hard to call a hooker off backpage? or is these clowns too scared to even talk to broads that they're paying for? 

that only leads to threads about eating out hookers and thinking they are in love with you 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Whenever I see a thread on gaf and say. "Nope, not going in there"  evidently I miss some gold posts as this last page has taught me

[bork]

First response in that thread:

What does sex have to do with "making the most of your college experience"?

Here's my advice: don't sweat it, don't obsess over it. I had a friend in college that all he obsessed over was getting laid; he didn't get laid until he became a teacher, and is still tense about this obsession, so much so that his college was "a waste" to him.

Don't be that guy.

 

[Mr. Nobody]

First response in that thread:

What does sex have to do with "making the most of your college experience"?

Here's my advice: don't sweat it, don't obsess over it. I had a friend in college that all he obsessed over was getting laid; he didn't get laid until he became a teacher, and is still tense about this obsession, so much so that his college was "a waste" to him.

Don't be that guy.

 

The implications of that statement 

[team filler]

is it really that hard to call a hooker off backpage? or is these clowns too scared to even talk to broads that they're paying for? 

that only leads to threads about eating out hookers and thinking they are in love with you 

still want to know where this place is: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=776435

"I'm gonna make you shoot so much that you can fill a pitcher."