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[huckleberry]

Mirrors edge sucks.

the absolute worst himupinion ever posted

[Phoenix Dark]

Mirrors edge sucks.

the absolute worst himupinion ever posted

cactivity: creating new words to denigrate black people

[toku]

Someone say murder sim?

[Rahxephon91]

Mirrors edge sucks.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

(Image removed from quote.)

Why thank you. Lady is a cool character design. Thats Japan for you. DMC was a good series.

[Himu]

Mirrors edge sucks.

the absolute worst himupinion ever posted

You are just mad you cannot articulate why Mirror's Edge is a good game so you resort to insults.

[toku]

Mirror's Edge is pretty good until you hit the section of the last level with the room full of dudes with machine guns.

[Himu]

DMC3

[thisismyusername]

Mirrors edge sucks.

Ban Himu for six months for a wrong opinion, mods. D:

No, Himu. Just... no.

Did you do the time-trails? Because that's the essence of the game: Pure parkour. It's probably the only first person game that nailed platforming because you had a "sense of self" after you got into the "flow" of the in-game parkour.

[cosmicblizzard]

Yeah, shitting on DMC3 isn't cool. 

[Himu]

I never realized a mediocre EA game had such a strong following.

[Team Death Match]

The image is about character designs, not game quality.

I never realized a mediocre EA game had such a strong following.

Tons of people love the first Mass Effect.

[Steve Contra]

Mirror's Edge

[Rahxephon91]

I like Mirror's Edge because it's a pretty fun game.

There's something thrilling about free running and mastering the controls as you run through the environment. In a way the game kind of achieves what QTE's never actually even try, but could. I mean mapping a button press(or combo) to a specific action, so that you can press the correct buttons whenever that situation pops up without having the QTE pop up. Effortlessly running through an environment and platforming through it with no mistakes is pretty awesome. Mirror's Edge really does that. A lot of the levels are designed with enough repetitive jumping ideas that you start to actually recognize where to jump and how to jump naturally. It really captures free running the best way a game can.

And of course the visuals are great.

I have some problems with the game. I don't care for in door levels too much and the game has a ton. Combat sucks.

It's not perfect, but it's uniqueness is enough to make it quite memorable and it's a fun first person platformer.

[Himu]

The image is about character designs, not game quality.

I never realized a mediocre EA game had such a strong following.

Tons of people love the first Mass Effect.

Mass Effect 1 was not an EA game. But yeah, Mass Effect was the best c game I've ever played.

[Rahxephon91]

The image is about character designs, not game quality.

I like Devil May Cry's character designs. Even sexed up Lady from 4. They are super stylish and super goofy. The kind of Japanese cool I like in my games.

I would use a DMC3 avatar(and did while on GAF), but I never found one I liked.

[Himu]

The premise of Mirror's Edge is better than the execution. Still getting ME2.

[cosmicblizzard]

Lady's DMC3 design is great.  Basic clothes that are all weaponed up, neat hair, heterochromia; what's not to like.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/tiger-doing-push-ups-while-mean-mugging-the-camera.234640/

seriously argue you can defeat a tiger in a fight or race, brehs

[PlayDat]

Mirror's Edge is pretty good until you hit the section of the last level with the room full of dudes with machine guns.

I don't know if this is the part you meant but I'll never forget this fucking section. When I got here I decided to steal a guy's gun early on and kill everyone else as they walked up the escalator.  Felt dirty afterwards given the nature of the game but I'd died there about fifty times already and was getting frustrated.  3:06 onward gave me the most trouble.  Mainly the part where you wallrun -> grab bar -> shimmy over -> swing over to elevated catwalk.  Even the guy filming the walkthrough dies TWICE.

[Kara]

(Image removed from quote.) Our brevity* balances out the verbal diarrhea of Europeans.

*Karakand not included

I can claim 2 other citizenships, I feel like I shouldn't even count against y'all on this one.

[Phoenix Dark]

i can beat a tiger in a tricycle race, what do you think of that, pd?

You also drink milk out of bags, there's no telling what other fuckery you're capable of.

[brawndolicious]

Mirror's Edge is pretty good until you hit the section of the last level with the room full of dudes with machine guns.

True. Such a hassle on hard/pacifist since you can't just run past them.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

Most women I know would just walk back out of whatever room that's in towards the door.

Cajun's pretty much asexual.

He's also a super nice guy in the NFL thread (a little weird, but aren't we all). I know you have your prejudices against these types of people, but he's the most harmless person you could imagine. And I enjoy imagining a tiny Asian guy who's also deep into Cajun culture. I hope he goes to all these dances!

And he's not a trucker, but a fuel truck dispatcher.

Stop humanizing the people I make fun of to feel better about my life breh.

I feel the best breh. Boreans were talking mad shit about me for like a year, now they post or get annoyed with the same shit I did/do. I win all the internets bitches.

[Van Cruncheon]

the bore appreciates a good pegging

[toku]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/tiger-doing-push-ups-while-mean-mugging-the-camera.234640/

seriously argue you can defeat a tiger in a fight or race, brehs

give me a scimitar/spear and i'd kill it like my ancestors did to near extinction
I'm pretty sure i killed a dog in a fight when I was a kid, can't be that different (Image removed from quote.)

lol no nicca this tiger would tear you a new asshole around your midsection.

[toku]

I wonder what the average force and weight behind an adult tiger swipe is.

EDIT: Lol tiger swipe sounds like a Sagat move

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't even want to know, brehs.
 

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't even want to know, brehs.
 

the dog story?

Nah, keep your animal abuse stories to yourself breh. Way to blow your cover as an undercover cac. Fucking up dogs is like #1 on the Things White People Don't Like list.
 

I was referring to the average force and weight behind an adult tiger swipe, and how it might fuck up a human body.

[thisismyusername]

Mirror's Edge is pretty good until you hit the section of the last level with the room full of dudes with machine guns.

I don't know if this is the part you meant but I'll never forget this fucking section. When I got here I decided to steal a guy's gun early on and kill everyone else as they walked up the escalator.  Felt dirty afterwards given the nature of the game but I'd died there about fifty times already and was getting frustrated.  3:06 onward gave me the most trouble.  Mainly the part where you wallrun -> grab bar -> shimmy over -> swing over to elevated catwalk.  Even the guy filming the walkthrough dies TWICE.

There's a few frustrating bits, sure. The catwalk and "The Shard"'s infamous LMG server room being the notable two. The others are generally not that bad to deal with.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/9366949/

classic thread

[toku]

why isn't there a gender neutral sex advice thread on the bore?

[Shadow Mod]

why isn't there a gender neutral sex advice thread on the bore?

Wait what.

It's called everywhere.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=862186

Someone tell me where the "Bish = Sam L" meme/theme came from, since I'm not seeing it.

[Shadow Mod]

Who said it was about him IRL so much as a persona.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=862186

Someone tell me where the "Bish = Sam L" meme/theme came from, since I'm not seeing it.

When Black Snake Moan came out he changed his avatar to a pic of Samuel L Jackson, and the photoshops began.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=862186

Not quite "You son of a bitch!"-level biceps, but good effort, guys.

[Joe Molotov]

Well, that 21st Century Holy Bible thread went places...

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122651707&postcount=498

[WanderingWind]

No.

[Tasty]

Here's my final take on Mirror's Edge after having a long love-hate relationship with it:

on the first playthrough, the game has incredibly sloppy design.  there are a lot of places where it's unclear where you need to go so you basically are a rat in a maze.  that stupid no shooting achievement is almost irresistible to attempt but makes the game a lot more frustrating when you don't know the level layouts.

after the first playthrough, when you know exactly where you need to go, the game feels very good to play and is very fun for speed runs.  there are still parts that don't work so well but it's a far better experience on every playthrough except the first.

i'd hesitate to call a game that has level design like that "good", but i'd also hesitate to call a game that feels as good to speed run as that "bad".  i'm just going to call it a mixed bag that only gets better the more you play it, which makes it clear why some people are very attached to it.  it's the FF8 of platformers.

Sounds like a Gen Sonic game.

[Dennis]

Mirror's Edge had good graphics but it was unplayable.

[nudemacusers]

Mirror's Edge had good graphics but it was unplayable.

reminds me of a post I read not too long ago about divinity original sin

have you tried the ios runner version of the game? the controls are much more simple and easy to grasp

[Kara]

Mirror's Edge was p. fun, sry ur as bad at vidya as I am at being happy all y'all haters.

[Kabouter]

Mirror's Edge had good graphics but it was unplayable.

Please, even I was able to finish it.

[nudemacusers]

a lot of casual players itt

probably buy their computers from dell and play with stock mice and keyboards

[milchs evil twin]

Bish wearing a Sony hat.

 :joel

[benjipwns]

probably buy their computers from dell and play with stock mice and keyboards

Hold up, this guy told me they were legit:

[nudemacusers]

the late 90s/early 00s were a dark cultural time of advertising

[team filler]

http://plug.dj/music-is-fun/

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=862273

this is the shit you get when you try to accept everything as an acceptable topic

[StealthFan]

Can someone PM me some free XBL Gold codes?

[Dennis]

They did it, they finally did it.

Sony went and bought themselves a mod.

[Team Death Match]

They did it, they finally did it.

Sony went and bought themselves a mod.

Admin actually.

[Kabouter]

They did it, they finally did it.

Sony went and bought themselves a mod.

I'm holding out for the Gizmondo bribes.

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

Most women I know would just walk back out of whatever room that's in towards the door.

Cajun's pretty much asexual.

He's also a super nice guy in the NFL thread (a little weird, but aren't we all). I know you have your prejudices against these types of people, but he's the most harmless person you could imagine. And I enjoy imagining a tiny Asian guy who's also deep into Cajun culture. I hope he goes to all these dances!

And he's not a trucker, but a fuel truck dispatcher.

Stop humanizing the people I make fun of to feel better about my life breh.

I feel the best breh. Boreans were talking mad shit about me for like a year, now they post or get annoyed with the same shit I did/do. I win all the internets bitches.

I know that feel, preach it.

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122273575&postcount=203

 

Most women I know would just walk back out of whatever room that's in towards the door.

Cajun's pretty much asexual.

He's also a super nice guy in the NFL thread (a little weird, but aren't we all). I know you have your prejudices against these types of people, but he's the most harmless person you could imagine. And I enjoy imagining a tiny Asian guy who's also deep into Cajun culture. I hope he goes to all these dances!

And he's not a trucker, but a fuel truck dispatcher.

Stop humanizing the people I make fun of to feel better about my life breh.

I feel the best breh. Boreans were talking mad shit about me for like a year, now they post or get annoyed with the same shit I did/do. I win all the internets bitches.

I know that feel, preach it.

noone agrees with you, hell im convinced most only tolerate you at this point.

[Dennis]

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=122570176#post122570176

Be a muslim extremist, bos

[Dennis]

kobashi100 has been at it for years but somehow managed never to get himself banned.

[Squiddy]

kobashi100 has been at it for years but somehow managed never to get himself banned.

GAF moderating staff pro-islam. 

[Squiddy]

Jizya? Is he talking about some old school thing or is the new "islamic caliphate" shit going that far to be like the "golden years" of islam?

They've been doing it for months with the Christians now, basically telling them to pay or forcing them to move out. Standard mafia "protection" practice but using Islamic terms, in fact ISIS cells are expected to gaincash on a regular basis in order to fund the organisation - it's why they're so successful (that and robbing the capital bank of Iraq)