1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[headwalk]

I referenced an Ayn Rand character yesterday, do you think that's because I read a synopsis?

Besides, I always played on the Ts.

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AK-47

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Galil breh

the galil is a nice little piece in GO. you go in without the expectation of a stellar showing and usually come out on top because of it.

unlike the famas, which is a real turd.

[Kara]

Galil? A modest gun when you're just starting out. Sort of like its irl history with the IDF.

I should start dl'ing CS:GO before I go out tonight. Got the itch now, brehs.

[headwalk]

Sort of like its irl history with the IDF.

kinda like the negev. which you only buy when you have too much money and just want something to spray indiscriminately with the sole purpose of demoralising and humiliating your opponents.

[team filler]

brehs, some guy pointed a gun at me and demanded my wallet. was I robbed?

[Pickles the Firecat]

I pity dudes that were stuck playing CS while Rainbow, SWAT, Flashpoint, early Battlefield, etc were available.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wolfenstein ET

[thisismyusername]

I should start dl'ing CS:GO before I go out tonight. Got the itch now, brehs.

It's worth it. Get good with the FN P90 and then get good with the other weapons so once you get P(ro)90 tears from people, you go in and sweep with the Nova/etc. for " " comments. 

(I'll never be good at CS. )

[parallax]

I pity dudes that were stuck playing CS while Rainbow, SWAT, Flashpoint, early Battlefield, etc were available.

we had a computer room dedicated to ut 99 and quake 2 lan play. fantastic times.

[king of the internet]

pc gaming ps1/64 era and before

pc gaming during ps2 era

pc gaming~ 2006-8 (Image removed from quote.)

pc gaming 2009-now (Image removed from quote.)

PC and iOS are all you need. Toss consoles into the trash where they belong. 

[fistfulofmetal]

i doubt people who were playing CS gave a shit about the other games because those other games weren't what they were looking for.

[headwalk]

Wolfenstein ET

i'm still bummed that ET's mini-campaign structure/levelling system which could be fully played out across a single session didn't become the norm. it was the perfect balance of immediacy and persistence.

[ToxicAdam]

2001-2004 was pretty much the golden age of HL mods, you just had to find which flavor you liked. 10,000 hours of entertainment for less than 50 bucks.

[Phoenix Dark]

Wolfenstein ET

i'm still bummed that ET's mini-campaign structure/levelling system which could be fully played out across a single session didn't become the norm. it was the perfect balance of immediacy and persistence.

Definitely. I still think it's the best team/class based objective FPS

It's a shame it's not on Steam, that could really increase the player base today and revive it. I found a good clan that has like 3-4 servers that are heavily active, but I miss the days where there were tons of servers everywhere.

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=863053

this thread took an amazing turn

[Positive Touch]

that fucking nighttime ET level in the city with the tank

top 5 mp map ever

[Kara]

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I thought you said this was a low period for PC gaming?

[StealthFan]

SWAT 4

Battlefield 1942

UT2K4

I wasn't a CS head, but I fucked with DoD, FireArms and The Specialists.

[Kara]

Battlefield 1942 was revelatory but Vietnam was the one I truly loved. Asymmetrical warfare FPSs.

e: I was also a huge Day of Defeat stan but like no one played that game so I didn't bring it up.

[StealthFan]

Day of Defeat owned. BF;V is looked back on more fondly than it was received at the time of release.

[Kara]

Rainbow 6 multiplayer was pretty hilarious if you griefed. Especially that mansion level.

[Phoenix Dark]

that fucking nighttime ET level in the city with the tank

top 5 mp map ever

GOAT candidate

[ToxicAdam]

e: I was also a huge Day of Defeat stan but like no one played that game so I didn't bring it up.

What was your favorite class? I started out on the MG42 and moved over to being a Kar-whore (Axis rifle). So deadly.

[Kara]

What was your favorite class? I started out on the MG42 and moved over to being a Kar-whore (Axis rifle). So deadly.

I want to be a hipster and say the FG42 class, but sheesh that gun was bad. (Especially the scoped one. )

I liked to skirmish, so the Sturmgewehr and Tommy gun were my bffs. Sure I'd get sniped 4/7 times before I did any damage, but those 3 times where I could sneak around and flank a group of enemies and kill them all...

The K98 was truly a beast.

[thisismyusername]

For Kar and I guess a few others:

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2bvfsw/rsexs_attempt_to_pinpoint_how_much_clitoral/cj9cch8

[El Babua]

[thisismyusername]

Dude even does "POP-GAF:" http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2bu2kz/a_user_in_rmusic_asks_if_weird_al_is_being/cj9cwkl?context=3

  His userpage comments are gold.

[Kara]

For Kar and I guess a few others:

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/2bvfsw/rsexs_attempt_to_pinpoint_how_much_clitoral/cj9cch8

Now I know the secret to not dying alone. You're a trubro, m8.

BTW from the OP:

I even try to guide their hands to my clit or play with it myself, but I need my clit to be stimulated for at least 20/25 min, a lot longer than most guys last so I usually don't orgasm unless there is focus on my clit without any penetration.

 

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122951275&postcount=337

Pony avatar with animu eyes.  Double fault.

[Himu]

I can tell just by that dudes language he's black

[thisismyusername]

I can tell just by that dudes language he's black

Oh, I think most everyone can tell.  His "twitter:" https://twitter.com/BigHPrivateEye Though, it isn't as amazing/amusing as his reddit comment streams.

https://twitter.com/BigHPrivateEye/status/493572593489031168

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122951275&postcount=337

Pony avatar with animu eyes.  Double fault.

that thread is full of impressively stupid posts. gg bros.

[Your Stalker]

I can tell just by that dudes language he's black

Oh, I think most everyone can tell.  His "twitter:" https://twitter.com/BigHPrivateEye Though, it isn't as amazing/amusing as his reddit comment streams.

https://twitter.com/BigHPrivateEye/status/493572593489031168

I thought she was talking about pony avatar.

[doctavius bonbon]

[king of the internet]

I only dapped him up because he mentioned rainbow and disparaged Counter Strike addicts

Ghost Recon
Rainbow Six 3

Fingers crossed the new R6 is as good as it looks.

[Squiddy]

[toku]

I like video games regardless of platform.

[Squiddy]

I like video games regardless of platform.

[toku]

I like video games regardless of platform.

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[parallax]

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why does that look like a dangling keychain?

[Vertigo]

It's not even out yet and I'm already sick of Destiny.

[Dennis]

Senpai is so brave ~~

[Himu]

I like video games regardless of platform.

I think we all do. Most games worth noting are on all platforms. I don't hate consoles, but I certainly don't play games on them.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122995585&postcount=160

I almost never, ever drink alone, and I only drink to get intoxicated in social situations. So I drink about once every 2-3 years.

See you in 2017. 

[king of the internet]

I like video games regardless of platform.

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This brings me so much joy.

[Momo]

I fucking hate the multiplatform games of the 360/PS3 generation. I hope this gen makes a PS2 like outright winner.

[Squiddy]

Senpai is so brave ~~

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El-san 

[Himu]

I like video games regardless of platform.

I think we all do. Most games worth noting are on all platforms. I don't hate consoles, but I certainly don't play games on them.

most games worth noting are on 1-2 platforms at best. most multiplat shit on 3+ platforms has been historically shitty cmon

Most titles most core gamers talk about are currently on ps3/360/ps4/bone/PC sometimes mobile. In today's gaming landscape, yes, most games worth playing are all platforms. If not that, most platforms.

[Himu]

I agree with him. Nothing wrong with hitting a chain now and then tho. But chains are mostly ass.

[octopushover]

it's hard to support the latest unscientifically proven diet fad eating at taco bell

[king of the internet]

Chains for life. Dollar menus. 

Not about paying like twelve dollars for an "organic" burrito from some greasy ass food truck. 

[Dennis]

I have had Taco Bell once in my life.

That was one time too many.

[Squiddy]

Timedog doesn't even eat pizza since Devo pussywhipped him 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=122981629#post122981629

[ToxicAdam]

I love when people from/near big cities tell everyone else how great local restaurants are and that's all you should support. Try living in Bumfuck, Iowa for a few years and tell us how great the local Mexican and Italian places are.  You might get lucky and have one or two family diners that don't suck. Assuming you live by a major byway.

The truth is that 95% of those 'local' places are run by people with little experience and they have to make food as cheaply as possible (ie. frozen or from a can) to even eke out an existence in those financially struggling places.

[Phoenix Dark]

I have had Taco Bell once in my life.

That was one time too many.

You know Dennis, I've never hated on you before, mainly because I don't waste my time giving a shit about what people say on the internet (unlike some people). But...fuck you.

[Momo]

Eating taco bell is like letting someone take a shit in your stomach

[Reb]

I like Dennis because he is a independent thinker and isn't afraid to let us know.

[king of the internet]

Real Mexican

Taco Bell

Chipotle

Haven't had Chipotle (none over here) but I've had Qdoba and it's probably about the same. It's edible but it's not as good as the real thing or as satisfying as the Bell. Just bland overall. Taco Bell is slop but it almost always hits the spot when you're looking to indulge in some shit.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Taco Bell is not good.

I don't know about Qdoba. I do like Quizno's and that place has a name that starts with a Q, albeit situated more conventionally for this locale.

[king of the internet]

The queso is the highlight of the Qdobas experience, I'll agree with that.

Taco Bell is not good.

I don't know about Qdoba. I do like Quizno's and that place has a name that starts with a Q, albeit used more conventionally for this locale.

Quizno's chicken and mushroom alfredo sub is god-tier chain food. 

[Momo]

There is this local little Mexican place here that makes the most amazing bean curry things. They taste good but I often wonder if that is because of my Malay tastebuds or because it is a good representation of Mexican food. The closest I've ever come to eating authentic Mexican (except for ponchos) is rubbing the tiddie of a Mexican girl in a club once