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Tasty

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Don't worry. The cockroach's spawnlings will contain Togashi's feelings and memories.


Kara

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Actually the worst thing is "twitter spoilers" for the fucking NFL Draft. People are literally whining about posting breaking news, just because Roger Goodell hasn't told them to get excited/disappointed yet.

I once saw Dragona spoiler tag something from Western canon. :what

Squiddy

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Don't worry. The cockroach's spawnlings will contain Togashi's feelings and memories.

At least you can trust a cockroach to finish a job.
Those guys got work ethic.
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ToxicAdam

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My favorite threads ever:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=865478


twenty year olds moaning and whining like sixty year olds.


They don't realize that the shift in the West is going to happen also, just down the road.


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If for some inconceivable reason you needed convincing that gamers are complete fucking idiots, any smartphone/tablet gaming discussion should do the trick.

Kara

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My favorite threads ever:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=865478


twenty year olds moaning and whining like sixty year olds.


They don't realize that the shift in the West is going to happen also, just down the road.

http://nbakki.hatenablog.com/entry/2014/06/20/125616

Mobile phone penetration per household: 93.2%
Smartphone penetration per household: 54.7%
Other than smartphone mobile phone penetration per household: 73.7%

How does this work?

And dang, lots of people wash their dishes by hand over there.

Himu

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My favorite threads ever:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=865478


twenty year olds moaning and whining like sixty year olds.


They don't realize that the shift in the West is going to happen also, just down the road.

HAHAHAHAHA

What a beautiful thread. Gamer crocodile tears for miiiiiiles. HAHAHAHAHA. All the bububuing is glorious. :rejoice

I think it's my favorite thread too!
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Himu

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The gamer dichotomy!

"Mobile has no games worth playing, But DON'T PUT GAMES ON MOBILE!"

The #dualities :lawd

Butt hurt for dayyyyys.

Toxic you should get Cally's caves 2.
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Rahxephon91

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Mobile is garbage, but that's the future. Just have to deal with it.

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Mobile is garbage, but that's the future. Just have to deal with it.

What mobile game have you played?  ???

Himu

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I can't be assed to log in and deal with a community that defends pedobait.

So can someone paste this in the thread? after the line:

____________________________________________

Thankfully we have a guide to mobile games on this very forum!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=849971

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Rahxephon91

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The TheaterRythem demo. It was the only way I played The World Ends With You until I got a 3DS. Some Kongegete games for free money. I've tried Telltales games on my ipad. Temple Run and it's various sequels. Deus Ex The Fall before it got a PC port.  The GTA3 ios port. One of the Modern Combats. Marvel Pinball.

Squiddy

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So... eh, did someone take a screen cap of ThanosGAF?  :lol
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A few minutes ago, I counted 9 (edited) thread titles in OT mentioning Thanos.

All edited back now.

Someone's gonna get spanked by EL.

Squiddy

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besada

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Lmao, it was Besada, he's getting denutted  :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123524774&postcount=1364
You are ridiculously dumb, Squiddy.  I mean, I moderate GAF and I think you're impressively dumb.

Himu

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Of course he is
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besada nooo

 :stahp

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benjipwns

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I hope they announce a new mod.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Squiddy

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Lmao, it was Besada, he's getting denutted  :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123524774&postcount=1364
You are ridiculously dumb, Squiddy.  I mean, I moderate GAF and I think you're impressively dumb.
Hey, I voted for you not getting denutted   :goty2
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Shaka Khan

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GOAT spoiler troll was when Dumbledoop died in harry potty. The fuckery :rejoice dudes at midnight book releases yelling it through speakers :rofl

Bore Icons once considered hiring a barbershop quartet to knock on PD's door and spoil Harry Potter.
Unzip

Himu

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=123480476

"Hardcore" gamer who can't find his away around a mobile interface? I'd love to record a video of me playing monster hunter freedom unite with precise precision just to see their reactions. :heh
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Rahxephon91

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Was the Neogaf ios list of games supposed to entice people?

Kabouter

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I hope they announce a new mod.

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Sorry, we're going with a different one.

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SpeedStats

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LOL, even my cousin's three-year-old knows how to navigate touch controls.

Come on.  It's not that hard. 


Sorry, we're going with a different one.

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The best.

Rahxephon91

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Dennis

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Thanos, huh?

Tasty

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=123480476

"Hardcore" gamer who can't find his away around a mobile interface? I'd love to record a video of me playing monster hunter freedom unite with precise precision just to see their reactions. :heh

Actually I'd like to see you do that, just for me and other Android plebs.  :-[

Joe Molotov

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I guess Thanos is some comic book thing.
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Kabouter

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I guess Thanos is some comic book thing.
Never heard of him either, that's why I felt the thread needed John Matrix.

Joe Molotov

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I guess Thanos is some comic book thing.
Never heard of him either, that's why I felt the thread needed John Matrix.

If John Matrix was going to be in GOTG, I would want to be spoiled on that, because then I'd know the movie was worth watching.
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Rahxephon91

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i didnt even know ppl still read cacmic books whenever u go to the store its all japanese
Really? Japanese stuff has dwindled everywhere here.

SpeedStats

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Never heard of him either, that's why I felt the thread needed John Matrix.

I think you did the right thing.

Squiddy

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Are they too pointy? Are they really? Do you really think that? Ok brah why don't you show us the mathematical equation as to what makes elbows 'too pointy'. I'm waiting. You probably have no response to that because there isn't one. If you're going to go around the world claiming that elbows are too pointy, maybe you should find some ways to prove it. Maybe you should take a trip to Asia or Sub-Saharan Africa and take some pictures of the people there and learn what too pointy of elbows really look like. Oh wait, you probably wouldn't make it there because you'll probably run into too many people at the airport that you think have elbows that are too pointy and you'll be disgusted and just go home and daydream about your fairy fantasy world where everyone has elbows as round as a basketball. You sick phk. Maybe it's you that has elbows so pointy that you could pick up a watermelon just by slightly poking your elbow into it. We have a name for people like you on the misc and that is 'phaggot'. Do you understand what I'm trying to explain to you? No you probably don't because you're too busy creating skin-colored elbow pads for people with elbows that are too pointy.. well I got some news for you, nobody will ever phking buy any and you're doing to go into such debt that you will have to rely on pointy elbowed people to keep you alive. Next time you think about telling me that a HBB has elbows that are too pointy, remember that she could save your life one day.
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thisismyusername

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i didnt even know ppl still read cacmic books whenever u go to the store its all japanese
Really? Japanese stuff has dwindled everywhere here.

WHOOSH like normal for Rah.

If Besada gets demodded, can we have his title changed to "Comes complete with Thanos is in Guardians of the Galaxy Nosering?"

Rahxephon91

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i didnt even know ppl still read cacmic books whenever u go to the store its all japanese
Really? Japanese stuff has dwindled everywhere here.

WHOOSH like normal for Rah.

I'm sorry I don't get the bores sophisticated humor. I'm so dumb, so sorry. I guess I need to eat more Taco Bell.

i didnt even know ppl still read cacmic books whenever u go to the store its all japanese
Really? Japanese stuff has dwindled everywhere here.

WHOOSH like normal for Rah.

I'm sorry I don't get the bores sophisticated humor. I'm so dumb, so sorry. I guess I need to eat more Taco Bell.
Sucking cock is a good substitute if you don't fancy Taco Bell. n/h
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Tasty

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i didnt even know ppl still read cacmic books whenever u go to the store its all japanese
Really? Japanese stuff has dwindled everywhere here.

WHOOSH like normal for Rah.

I'm sorry I don't get the bores sophisticated humor. I'm so dumb, so sorry. I guess I need to eat more Taco Bell.
Sucking cock is a good substitute if you don't fancy Taco Bell. n/h

It's true, Taco Bell sucks dick.

Himu

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Taco Bell and I have something in common!
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thisismyusername

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i didnt even know ppl still read cacmic books whenever u go to the store its all japanese
Really? Japanese stuff has dwindled everywhere here.

WHOOSH like normal for Rah.

I'm sorry I don't get the bores sophisticated humor. I'm so dumb, so sorry. I guess I need to eat more Taco Bell.

Maybe you should go read more Japanese Manga. I heard it's good for your social standing with senpais. :hitler

Rahxephon91

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I don't like manga or Japanese anime.

Himu

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123533510&postcount=67

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Girl is fierce

I like her. Give it to em, girl. Be fierce. Take no prisoners, honey.



She know she bad.
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Himu

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« Last Edit: July 31, 2014, 08:08:54 PM by Queen of Ice »
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Himu

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I love how gamers percieve "hardcore" games like Last of Us and Tomb Raider to be more of a great game than something like Paint It Back or Dungelot.

Apparently movie experiences are more games than actual iOS games. :heh Gamers have gone soft. More than that, they have shit taste. :aah

Yeah man, console games just have SO MUCH MORE DEPTH than the thousands of games on iOS. I'd love to see them play through a Cave shooter, tbh but then I'm sure they'd rather play The Last of Us. :heh it's almost comical how they devalue games with arcade gameplay simply because they lack the story experiences they are now used to. By their own logic, pc is a casual platform as well.

Goddamn, I am MIGHTY tempted to log in and troll, but since we have mods reading this I am positive I'll be banned, and I don't want to disappoint kabouter-San.

:piss GAMER TEARS :piss2
:bow MY LAUGHTER :bow2
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Rahxephon91

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The Last of Us is a good game. Oh noes it's so terrible that some of us value other things! Oh no!

I don't know what makes a hardcore gamer and I certainly don't care. What I know is that mobile does not provide the kind of games I want. Sorry, retro 2d platformers or arcade games are not what I want. If thats what you like, then good for you. I'm happy mobile is amazing for someone like you.

Himu

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Rah, my point is not that Last of Us is a bad game. I haven't even played it! But I know full well already that it likely won't spark my brain or game playing ability even on normal or hard mode. The Uncharted games were very much like that. My point is that gamers now perceive mobile games as "casual" and "non-hardcore" despite many of the good games requiring classical gaming skill. Yet these so-called "hardcore gamers" :heh) fall over themselves to play story experiences and games that are easy as shit.

I'm not saying experience games are bad. My favorite game of all time is Shenmue 1 and its sequel II for fucks sake, so I'm very much down with story-based experience games. But the complete hate for the platform as a casual source of gaming is comical. Like, even Angry Birds and things like Cut The Rope take skill. Why is Saints Row IV, which NEVER challenged me - EVER- considered a great game but Paint It Back isn't just because it's mobile? :sabu I'd LOVE to have a serious answer to this that goes beyond pure bias.
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SpeedStats

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It's amazing to me that people are acting like mobile games are these great big boogeymen that are going to kill video games when they've barely played any of the recent mobile games at all.

There are so many mobile games with arcade-esque gameplay that I can't help but to play then and the RPGs have been getting better on the platform.  I can take it around with me because my phone's usually in my purse or in my car or in my backpack, people can see what I'm playing, and they ask about it.  If it's F2P or something, while we're talking about the game, they're downloading it on their phone while we're talking and they start playing right alongside me. Word-of-mouth for mobile games happens quicker than ever before because the games are that readily available.  That's why the market penetration seems to be so large.  It's that easy to get into a game on mobile.

Controls and game design for mobile games have been improving year after year, with methods of trying to play the games using a controller being proposed, so you're going to have to try to give it a chance sooner or later.  It's not all Zynga-esque games on the platform with shitty IAP.  It sucks because the games that are getting coverage in the mainstream press are console/handheld-to-mobile ports which can be less-than-stellar (ex: Tales of Phantasia, [insert SE port here], etc), but it isn't that often that original games developed for the mobile platform are covered unless the writer plays it almost obsessively or it gets coverage elsewhere.

A mobile game was almost my game of the year last year and that was because I liked the story and how it used its medium as well as it did.  I wouldn't be surprised if the mobile games market made even more strides to take advantage of the all-in-one hardware.  I didn't even know about the game until another person brought it up in conversation, so that's how I learned about it.  Not via games journalism sites or anything.  So I dunno.  I guess that might go hand-in-hand with where games journalism is right now.


meeb

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=123484964

:rofl

19th century

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=123487808

:heh :rofl

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=123492806

:dead :dead

lol. I'm glad to be a non-gamer. I've found plenty of excellent experiences on mobile devices. And I don't even get people bitching about the controls as a serious issue. More and more mobile games are getting controller support. And the controllers might be expensive but so are console controllers.

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Threes >>> Every Naughty Dog game

I think gamers are subconsciously afraid of mainstream trends because once gaming it hits a certain societal saturation point it will mean they're picked on and ostracized for being shit human beings, not nerds.

Also has to be scary to see the silly little thing you define yourself with slowly becoming more and more popular yet not defining the new audience.

Himu

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SpeedStats, what game?
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Himu

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Threes >>> Every Naughty Dog game

Great pick!

Look at this casual game! :piss



:piss CASUALS :piss2

:rofl
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FStop7

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backslashbunny = Aguirre 2.0

SpeedStats

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SpeedStats, what game?
DEVICE 6 was one of my favourite games in 2013.  Very creative use of the iPhone with cool sound design.

It's by Simogo who did Year Walk and Beat Sneak Bandit.

Himu

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I know who it is. I have Device 6 on my wish list but haven't gotten to it! I'll bump it to the top!
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Rahxephon91

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The Last of Us is a good game. Oh noes it's so terrible that some of us value other things! Oh no!

I don't know what makes a hardcore gamer and I certainly don't care. What I know is that mobile does not provide the kind of games I want. Sorry, retro 2d platformers or arcade games are not what I want. If thats what you like, then good for you. I'm happy mobile is amazing for someone like you.

so play something other than a 2d retro platformer or arcade game, then.  mobile has a more genre-diverse selection than any other game platform ever released.
No.