1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[nudemacusers]

Zettai Ryouiki - it's the area of bare skin of the thighs between the skirt and the stockings

[benjipwns]

"Mexican Halfbreed Pregnancy" 

[toku]

vaginabones?

 

[nudemacusers]

"Mexican Halfbreed Pregnancy" 

nobody seems to be rating that one. taking it personally tbh

[nudemacusers]

[StealthFan]

No fap

[Kara]

I took happy pills and am going to read a sad book. #thedualities

[StealthFan]

Yo let me in on this skype thing. I'll even hook up my webcam so you can see my disgusting visage.

[Shadow Mod]

Y'all hoes have skype? Pm me your handles.

[Momo]

I'm on skype just about all day (it's our work tool) uh, is there a borito chat group?

[StealthFan]

My name is Paulina Thigh Meats.

[Momo]

It's also probably better one of you send me your skype ids as I have a live account that was converted and people often cant find it

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=792041

12 pages of one dude posting to himself

Didn't somebody do this with a thread promoting their music or something?

[Dennis]

NeoGAF and The Bore telling people how to dress.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=792041

12 pages of one dude posting to himself

Didn't somebody do this with a thread promoting their music or something?

That guy is a mess. Damn near every single post he makes reads like a press release, plus he's incapable of of just linking to articles: He'll copy/paste everything inside and THEN place a link to it afterward.

[Dennis]

Get jealous of my popularity, brehs.

[Shadow Mod]

You're just not one to talk about how to present yourself duder.

Also reddit don't even want this: http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoGAF_sucks/

[Dennis]

NeoGAF got banned?

How you like them apples, NeoGAF?!

[Rufus]

gamer tees are the worst

I really like the term "shame tarp" that Shawn Elliott coined back on the Brodeo. Applies to silk Dragon Ball Z shirts as well.

[brawndolicious]

Adults who lack formal attire.

 

I bought formal attire 36 hours before an event once, idk why OP is flipping out even if they don't have anything to wear.

I actually bought a full suit on my way to a wedding once, I probably didn't even spend more than half an hour shopping at the JC Penny. I don't try to be stylish,  much less formal,  every day but it feels nice to get all dressed up sometimes.

[Shaka Khan]

Lately the gaming section has basically been: TLoU and Hyrule Warriors. The latter was a task impressively undertaken by the new Nintendo shill L~A.

Either way, MODS HELP!

[Kara]

Let's instant chat on skype as we do both #MiseryLovesCompany

Sorry breh I was reading in bed and didn't see your message.

[Momo]

Moderators, please lend us your aide.

Bork, assist!

[Cerveza mas fina]

Lately the gaming section has basically been: TLoU and Hyrule Warriors. The latter was a task impressively undertaken by the new Nintendo shill L~A.

Either way, MODS HELP!

No one really cares about Hyrule Warriors, only despo ninthings drool over it

[Shaka Khan]

It didn't stop the guy from flooding gaming with HW threads.

[Cerveza mas fina]

How many did he make? Maybe he is a musou fan or is this just a real console warrior?

[nudemacusers]

musou fan [or] real console warrior?

the contemporary sophie's choice

[Shaka Khan]

He's a Nintendo fan and he made close to 30 (and counting) Hyrule Warriors threads.  No joke.

[nudemacusers]

NeoGAF and The Bore telling people how to dress.

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[Phoenix Dark]

I had two suits - one black (classic fit), one dark blue (slimmer fit). I left the dark blue one on my bed after wearing it. Came back 10 minutes later and my cat had ripped claw marks all in it for no reason.


I might not replace it for awhile, since the black one fits all occasions.

[nudemacusers]

one of my asshole cats, while I was on vacation, tore down a tuxedo and vomited on it.

i got him back by taking his balls

[Tasty]

Get jealous of my popularity, brehs.

[bork]

Put this in gaming, but wanted to post this here too. 



 

[bork]

Lately the gaming section has basically been: TLoU and Hyrule Warriors. The latter was a task impressively undertaken by the new Nintendo shill L~A.

Either way, MODS HELP!

No one really cares about Hyrule Warriors, only despo ninthings drool over it

[thisismyusername]

Also reddit don't even want this: http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoGAF_sucks/

Glad to see reddits report function works. Guess I should use it for more shitty subreddits that breed hate.

Get jealous of my popularity, brehs.

What popularity? The only "popularity" you had was posting 4K screenshots for the "PC MUSTARD RACE" crowd.

[ToxicAdam]

Put this in gaming, but wanted to post this here too. 

"I think kids are maybe a lot of work on the front end, but pays dividends emotionally on the backend."

Oh, he's in for a rude awakening during their teenage years.

[Joe Molotov]

Hyrule Warriors is gonna be tight, breh.

[king of the internet]

sidenote i googled loli futanari for a new avatar just this moment and i stumbled upon this thread


http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=709939&show=0


not sure if I even want to delve into this

So this is in my internet history at work now.

Fuck it, yolo.

[Himu]

Mac's trolling finally ruined someone's life!

[Your Stalker]

that anime site kinda looks like gamefaqs

[king of the internet]

The fucked up thing is that I'm still reading it. I guess it's hard to look away when you're staring into the heart of darkness.

[Momo]

that anime site kinda looks like gamefaqs

MAL is awesome if you dont engage people and use it for what it was intended, just like gamefaqs!

[nudemacusers]

Mac's trolling finally ruined someone's life!

i don't think it counts as trolling when you click a link that is immediately preceded by i googled loli futanari for a new avatar just this moment and i stumbled upon this thread

[Kara]

"I think kids are maybe a lot of work on the front end, but pays dividends emotionally on the backend."

Oh, he's in for a rude awakening during their teenage years.

 

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[Vertigo]

Lately the gaming section has basically been: TLoU and Hyrule Warriors. The latter was a task impressively undertaken by the new Nintendo shill L~A.

Either way, MODS HELP!

Don't forget Destiny as well. Front page gaf gaming discussion was basically those three games. And the anger of a lot of people if you expressed not really feeling the Destiny beta. Mofos were writing multiple paragraphs saying why you were wrong. The backlash for the game after release and it will come, as gamers are fickle. Is going to be one for the ages.   

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123965147&postcount=7085
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123965276&postcount=7086

[Tasty]

People are actually talking about Hyrule Warriors?

Game looks like pap.

[Dennis]

That Zelda harem game?

Yeah, that will sell 5 mill+

[SpeedStats]

He's a Nintendo fan and he made close to 30 (and counting) Hyrule Warriors threads.  No joke.

I checked into his thread history and fuuuuuck, that's a lot of threads.  Threads for almost every single PR lately.  It's like he doesn't sleep.

Hyrule Warriors doesn't need that many threads... Didn't think people cared about it that much since I thought people usually pooped all over Musou on GAF.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think Musuo is legit big in Japan, but its so niche here and if you didnt line Musuou before then why get excited over a reskin?

[The Legend of Sunblade]

It's been amusing watching people who never posted in a Musou thread and don't even know the Community thread for the series exists proclaim their undying love for it ever since Hyrule Warriors was announced.

[Tasty]

It's been amusing watching people who never posted in a Musou thread and don't even know the Community thread for the series exists proclaim their undying love for it.

Would love to see these posts.

[king of the internet]

People are actually talking about Hyrule Warriors?

Game looks like pap.

Just goes to show the power of brand reverence for some people. Those guys would probably jizz over a Mario-themed tractor simulator.

[StealthFan]

dat whimsy. shits better than aaa

[thisismyusername]

Nintards: "Zelda isn't the same game all the time, you're thinking of Dynasty Warriors"
*A few years later*
Nintards: "I can't wait for Hyrule Warriors, finally a change of pace"

Tasty Meat likes this.
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Bitch please, you'd have been saying the same thing a few years ago.

[nachobro]

I'm gonna buy it 

[The Legend of Sunblade]

It's been amusing watching people who never posted in a Musou thread and don't even know the Community thread for the series exists proclaim their undying love for it.

Would love to see these posts.

Not gonna sift through the 50 million threads for the game (why the hell does every individual trailer need a new thread?), but you can pick out a few from the announcement thread's first few pages.

Alternatively, "I have no interest in the Musou series but now that it has Zelda I'll buy it!"

[Tasty]

Bitch please, you'd have been saying the same thing a few years ago.

Nah. Dynasty Warriors always looked pappy to me.

[toku]

Destiny gonna be hot but I'm already enjoying the backlash.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123968324&postcount=15

NeoGAF: Armchair devs.