1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Dennis]

Red wine is for distinguished gentlemen.

White wine is for ladies.

Beer is for peasants.

aren't you from denmark?

Yes. And Denmark is definitely a red wine drinking country. Pure class.

[nudemacusers]

Red wine is for distinguished gentlemen.

White wine is for ladies.

Beer is for peasants.

aren't you from denmark?

Yes. And Denmark is definitely a red wine drinking country. Pure class.

oh good, then you might be able to learn me on which types of wine horses prefer when working in your animal brothels

[king of the internet]

The only time I've drank wine on the reg was when one of my local grocery stores had a bin of the tiny fun sized bottles and I'd be able to sneak like 6 or 7 of them out in my pants and jacket pockets. Plus, you could always go chug a few in the bathroom, chuck em in the trash, then replenish before slipping out.

[thisismyusername]

The only time I've drank wine on the reg was when one of my local grocery stores had a bin of the tiny fun sized bottles and I'd be able to sneak like 6 or 7 of them out in my pants and jacket pockets. Plus, you could always go chug a few in the bathroom, chuck em in the trash, then replenish before slipping out.

  That's something I expect homeless people to do, not distinguished white men like you.

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127614962&postcount=148

Ma bro, best rider girl with Amia Miley.

Ranking:

God tier:

Amia Miley
Skin Diamond
Emma Mae
Riley Reid
Jenna Haze

Good Tier:

Asa Akira
Rachel Roxx
Rachel Starr
Audrey Bitoni

Mid Tier:

Lexi Diamond
Serina Valentina

Unknown Tier cause she is too good:

Bubble butt blonde girl which name I don't know

Yeah. I keep looking up these names and so far I wouldn't bother jerking in to any of them. Maybe we are the only ones who like to fantasize about women who are actually attractive.

[sarslip]

Red wine is for distinguished gentlemen.

White wine is for ladies.

Beer is for peasants.

aren't you from denmark?

Yes. And Denmark is definitely a red wine drinking country. Pure class.

Also home to some of the best craft breweries in the world.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127614962&postcount=148

Ma bro, best rider girl with Amia Miley.

Ranking:

God tier:

Amia Miley
Skin Diamond
Emma Mae
Riley Reid
Jenna Haze

Good Tier:

Asa Akira
Rachel Roxx
Rachel Starr
Audrey Bitoni

Mid Tier:

Lexi Diamond
Serina Valentina

Unknown Tier cause she is too good:

Bubble butt blonde girl which name I don't know

Yeah. I keep looking up these names and so far I wouldn't bother jerking in to any of them. Maybe we are the only ones who like to fantasize about women who are actually attractive.

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Both posts are pretty 

lol though @ the peeps browsing PornHub from their 3DS. Dat struggle.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127614962&postcount=148
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I like how he snuck the last one in there. (And purposely spelled it wrong?)

[fistfulofmetal]

gaf seems all fucked up. pages arent loading properly and stuff

[StealthFan]

Rachel Roxx Lost so many seeds.

[Squiddy]

Who cares about cock so long as she's hot 

[Squiddy]

Ameri Ichinose is my kind of thing, but it's a shame she only does terrible JAV.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Best of both worlds bro

[Yulwei]

Jenna Haze has ass worms

[StealthFan]

Jenna Haze got She hasn't been hot in like 4 years at least.

[Phoenix Dark]

Red wine is for distinguished gentlemen.

White wine is for ladies.

Beer is for peasants.

just a few months ago I was a Hard Mikes stan and even I know this is some sorry shit.

[benjipwns]

Jenna Haze has ass worms

Just looked for this.

[Rahxephon91]

Jenna Haze got She hasn't been hot in like 4 years at least.

She's young forever in her videos.

Do you want a real pornstar ranking?

[nudemacusers]

Jenna Haze has ass worms

[Squiddy]

SunhiLegend makes some awesome gifs:

[Broseidon]

Was so much better without the stupid bullshit on it.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885324

I bought 1984 a little while ago, I've read some classic books, like To Kill a Mockingbird, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest, but I seriously cannot sit down and read it. The less noise there is the easier I get distracted by small noises, so in order to actually focus on the book I have to generally listen to white noise, then I have to go lie down on a couch because my room is too small for reading, and even then when I actually open the book and start reading I generally lose all my motivation and instead want to start playing Dota 2 again, or whatever other game I happen to be playing at the time.

I love literature, but I hate the medium. What is some good advice for people with relatively short attention spans, or people who can't find the motivation to read?

wat

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885324

I bought 1984 a little while ago, I've read some classic books, like To Kill a Mockingbird, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest, but I seriously cannot sit down and read it. The less noise there is the easier I get distracted by small noises, so in order to actually focus on the book I have to generally listen to white noise, then I have to go lie down on a couch because my room is too small for reading, and even then when I actually open the book and start reading I generally lose all my motivation and instead want to start playing Dota 2 again, or whatever other game I happen to be playing at the time.

I love literature, but I hate the medium. What is some good advice for people with relatively short attention spans, or people who can't find the motivation to read?

wat

iunno

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=127680656#post127680656

This. Basically the only reason to start this thread is to use anti-Nintendo action, which should be bannable.

Reign in the Ninthings, they've become too crazy 

[nudemacusers]

Was so much better without the stupid bullshit on it.

^^ obviously not an american

[benjipwns]

Read more modern, "light" books that are more accessible, then move on to the classics. If I had to recommend one to start out with, it'd be 11/22/63 by Stephen King. It's really long (1000+ pages) but it's the definition of a page-turner. I think I read it in like 5 days.

Yes, ignore the 300 page book that's full of references you've probably heard many times and is pretty straight forward that you can't seem to read, try this 1000+ page tome based around time travel by Stephen King.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=885324

I bought 1984 a little while ago, I've read some classic books, like To Kill a Mockingbird, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest, but I seriously cannot sit down and read it. The less noise there is the easier I get distracted by small noises, so in order to actually focus on the book I have to generally listen to white noise, then I have to go lie down on a couch because my room is too small for reading, and even then when I actually open the book and start reading I generally lose all my motivation and instead want to start playing Dota 2 again, or whatever other game I happen to be playing at the time.

I love literature, but I hate the medium. What is some good advice for people with relatively short attention spans, or people who can't find the motivation to read?

wat

You can't sit down and read it because it's a bad book written for children, OP.

[nudemacusers]

If OP was not punished for his actions, I wouldn't care. If OP illegally downloaded his entire gaming collection, I wouldn't care.

However, it doesn't make sense to support or encourage people complaining that they were punished for knowingly violating the system. That system is in place to help Nintendo make better games. We all want Nintendo to make better games.

be emotionally attached to corporations brehs

[benjipwns]

Look, it's literally treason. We need to stop beating around the bush when it comes to gaming treason and start establishing tribunals.

[Joe Molotov]

If OP was not punished for his actions, I wouldn't care. If OP illegally downloaded his entire gaming collection, I wouldn't care.

However, it doesn't make sense to support or encourage people complaining that they were punished for knowingly violating the system. That system is in place to help Nintendo make better games. We all want Nintendo to make better games.

be emotionally attached to corporations brehs

People fill out those Club Nintendo surveys legitimately?

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127689674&postcount=33

That's an interesting question.

I think it could be because reading is the most passive, most abstract art form there is, whereas gaming is the most active, least abstract one. At the same time, books are more like movies or TV than they are like games.

Games are like an amped up version of real life. That's the key thing about them. You are active in them, usually more active than you could possibly be in real life. On top of that, games are the furthest thing from abstract. They are a hyperreality, where you, the player, see and hear everything that happens with perfect clarity.

TV and movies have some of the hyperreality of games, but none of the responsiveness and activeness. They are passive experiences where you let the imagination of the creator wash over you.

Books have the passivity of TV and movies but are completely lacking in any kind of reality that you can see or hear. They are completely abstract, only words, with no images or sounds. Everything happens inside your own mind.

The end result is that getting used to playing games means going from feeling like Superman to feeling like you are deaf and blind. It shouldn't be surprising that it would be difficult to pick up a book after weeks of gaming.

[Rahxephon91]

Gotta save Nintendo guys. It's for the soul of video gaming itself.

[Kara]

"Reading is the most passive . . . art there is." -A person whose imagination no longer functions and / or cannot actually read.

also, (Image removed from quote.) at karakand catching feelings from 1984. That must be The Takeover for communists

That's Darkness at Noon.

I do go out of my way to use Newspeak-style contractions (e.g. revsoc, libsoc) as an appropriation thing doe.

Animal Farm is the closest thing he got, and even there he had to hide things with an actual basis in reality behind some Charlotte's Web shit because he knew an Eton boy didn't know shit.

[parallax]

If OP was not punished for his actions, I wouldn't care. If OP illegally downloaded his entire gaming collection, I wouldn't care.

However, it doesn't make sense to support or encourage people complaining that they were punished for knowingly violating the system. That system is in place to help Nintendo make better games. We all want Nintendo to make better games.

be emotionally attached to corporations brehs

what the hell? thats some delusion

[toku]

Activision Presents:
Call of Active Experiences: Advanced Responsiveness

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pre-Order now to unlock early access to the first dlc pack, "Abstract Rising."

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[benjipwns]

To be honest, if you asked me if I wanted Nintendo to make better or worse games I'd probably go with better.

Taking an L I know, but I stand by my position.

[Joe Molotov]

To be honest, if you asked me if I wanted Nintendo to make better or worse games I'd probably go with better.

Taking an L I know, but I stand by my position.

I dunno, man. Remember when the prevailing theory for why 3rd parties won't release games on Nintendo consoles is that Nintendo games were too good, and they didn't want to compete? 

[benjipwns]

Didn't need third parties, Nintendo was winning every NPD. Things were right again in the world. It was possible to sleep at night knowing that we were safe.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127692572&postcount=45

Reading feels like it takes more effort than playing games or watching television, but I feel like I have to do it or I'm going to turn into an idiot.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=884873

To clarify, I don't see the term "Gamer" as simple as "One who plays games". A "Gamer" is one who follows the industry and culture. Your mom who plays Candy Crush isn't a gamer. She just plays games. Someone that only plays Madden is not a gamer. Someone that only plays CoD casually is not a gamer. A gamer is one that goes deeper into the culture.

Okay, I'm going to go stand in the shower biting a bar of soap and crying now.

[jakefromstatefarm]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127692572&postcount=45

Reading feels like it takes more effort than playing games or watching television, but I feel like I have to do it or I'm going to turn into an idiot.

Booting up consoles/steam/whatever is a major obstacle I have to assuage each time I try to convince myself to play a game. I feel like this is just a general lack of patience given our generation's media saturation.

Edit: Don't get me wrong that post is 100% pathetic, I'm just saying...like...I'm pathetic too.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127692572&postcount=45

Reading feels like it takes more effort than playing games or watching television, but I feel like I have to do it or I'm going to turn into an idiot.

Too late.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Maybe he should read The Idiot.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was going to put The Idiot's name in Russian instead but it's literally "Idiot" in transliterated into Cyrillic.

[close]

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[benjipwns]

I can't imagine going long periods without reading, let alone entire days. Hell, I'll read while watching television. And I'd read while playing games if I was able to. Actually, I do. During late game turns in Civ or between matches in something like CS/TTT. Or while downloading all ten thousand stupid sound files this server has. Or...

[Rufus]

I have to force myself to read most times. Writing doesn't hold my attention well or for very long. Every couple of pages I'll catch myself having no idea what I just read. I have this problem with TV and Movies too though. The tiniest incongruities or a mere hint of bad acting pulls me out of the moment. Meanwhile, games grab my attention effortlessly. And I get so easily engrossed to the point where I can't play horror games.

[Kara]

The tiniest incongruities or a mere hint of bad acting pulls me out of the moment.

Verfremdungseffekt.

[Rufus]

The tiniest incongruities or a mere hint of bad acting pulls me out of the moment.

Verfremdungseffekt.

Plays don't works for me at all. We went to a production of Schiller's Love and Intrigue once as part of German class and good lord could I not get out of there soon enough. The guy who played Ferdinand ran into a wall because confusion or something and they had Luise (?) descend onto the stage from one of those illuminated staircases you see in gameshows.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127692572&postcount=45

Reading feels like it takes more effort than playing games or watching television, but I feel like I have to do it or I'm going to turn into an idiot.

Technically, he isn't wrong. Gaming is active entertainment while reading/watching books/movies is a passive-"active" experience. It is kinda hard to get the motivation to go back to "passive" entertainment if you're used to "being the hero" and the like.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=127692572&postcount=45

Reading feels like it takes more effort than playing games or watching television, but I feel like I have to do it or I'm going to turn into an idiot.

Booting up consoles/steam/whatever is a major obstacle I have to assuage each time I try to convince myself to play a game. I feel like this is just a general lack of patience given our generation's media saturation.

Edit: Don't get me wrong that post is 100% pathetic, I'm just saying...like...I'm pathetic too.

Basically.

[Kara]

Die Rauber would have been better for your class to see imo, Rufus.

Last play I had a chance to see was a uni department production of part 1 of Angels in America, which I have to say I was kind of disappointed with in a Brechtian sense as Tony Kushner is considered like the Brecht disciple in America and it made me catch feels while also alienating me. #thedualities

It also had nude college age men on stage.

[Rufus]

We read the book too. It won the vote over Faust and some other books, I forget which. Last thing we read was Effi Briest.

[Kara]

Aside from the whole not reading Faust thing, mad jellie of u rn.

[Rufus]

I appreciate the subject matter but fuck.

[benjipwns]

PD, where'd you drag all the neo-conservatives circa 2002 out from?

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd say we're about two weeks from a liberal citing Ahmed Chalabi to defend an argument for intervension. This is truly the twilight zone.

[benjipwns]

We have to fight them over there and we'll fight them over here!

[Phoenix Dark]

Do you support America or ISIS?

[Kara]

We have to fight them over there and we'll fight them over here!

Look breh, 2 whole people from Minnesota died fighting for them.

Clearly our liberties are under threat.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=884873

To clarify, I don't see the term "Gamer" as simple as "One who plays games". A "Gamer" is one who follows the industry and culture. Your mom who plays Candy Crush isn't a gamer. She just plays games. Someone that only plays Madden is not a gamer. Someone that only plays CoD casually is not a gamer. A gamer is one that goes deeper into the culture.

Okay, I'm going to go stand in the shower biting a bar of soap and crying now.

Us gamers, right?

[benjipwns]

Do you support America or ISIS?

Linking to your own GAF posts/arguments is such an L to take, but I have to:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=127700716#post127700716

[Joe Molotov]

Do you support America or ISIS?

Linking to your own GAF posts/arguments is such an L to take, but I have to:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=127700716#post127700716

[benjipwns]

That ape better not be American.