1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Himu]

Lots of things like how dark skinned girls never had a chance and she can't stan for them. And how she wants to be with a submissive white guy.  Typical

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Man what in the fuck is this 

a black female scandal stan who envisions herself with a white man but has the body of a capri sun

[WanderingWind]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164145161&p=1292788031&viewfull=1#post1292788031

Ouch. Like, I mean, sitting around talking shit about women and admiring each others muscles...and still shit talking gay dudes. These guys are just weird.

[Trent Dole]

Iggy is just a bad kesha retread who herself was just a bad skanky gaga rip.

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164145161&p=1292788031&viewfull=1#post1292788031

Ouch. Like, I mean, sitting around talking shit about women and admiring each others muscles...and still shit talking gay dudes. These guys are just weird.

That forum is a funny place because the posters are so poorly adjusted. The most hilarious malformed thoughts come from there

[Himu]

Don't insult scandal fans.


....


Okay?

You're going too far. Scandal is not the causation! :damn

[jakefromstatefarm]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164145161&p=1292788031&viewfull=1#post1292788031

sloots can only get pregnant 3 days a month so just blast away the other 27.

Anything from any male Disney characters besides Gaston

Drama class has all of the hot girls in our grade
 Just drive drunk you pµssy

[WanderingWind]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164145161&p=1292788031&viewfull=1#post1292788031

Ouch. Like, I mean, sitting around talking shit about women and admiring each others muscles...and still shit talking gay dudes. These guys are just weird.

That forum is a funny place because the posters are so poorly adjusted. The most hilarious malformed thoughts come from there

I had no idea this was a place. Is this a satire joint or a SA style troll fest, or do these people actually believe this shit?

[Phoenix Dark]

iggy is another example of white people jumping into a historically black thing, getting kudos for shit black people have been doing forever, making it cool with whites, people saying "it's better than standard ___________" regardless of their talent.

See: justin timberlake, robin thicke, macklemore, eminem;etc

Then when the culture they swagger jack is being under attack they don't say shit

How is Iggy making anything cool for whites? Unless you're referring to a world where Nicki Minaj doesn't exist and Super Bass wasn't a huge hit.

smh @ black people catching feelings over Iggy.

[Himu]

It's pretty obvious to me that Iggy is biting Nicki's style.

[WanderingWind]

From that forum and from the same guy:

 If you are a woman under 5'8 and you hate short guys, tie your tubes and stop contributing to the problem with your inferior genes.
 Adulthood is a point in time when you regret everything that you have done thus far in your life.

How.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

iggy is another example of white people jumping into a historically black thing, getting kudos for shit black people have been doing forever, making it cool with whites, people saying "it's better than standard ___________" regardless of their talent.

See: justin timberlake, robin thicke, macklemore, eminem;etc

Then when the culture they swagger jack is being under attack they don't say shit

How is Iggy making anything cool for whites? Unless you're referring to a world where Nicki Minaj doesn't exist and Super Bass wasn't a huge hit.

smh @ black people catching feelings over Iggy.

She's not good enough or bad enough to catch feels over. She fucked TI to get some rep and is doing exactly what any other girl would do in her spot. Getting that money before her hype dries up. She ain't no Nicki.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's pretty obvious to me that Iggy is biting Nicki's style.

both bit hard on J-Lo...

But yeah Nicki for looks, and this girl for method:



PS She's out of prison now, time to put IGGY in her place brat.

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164145161&p=1292788031&viewfull=1#post1292788031

Ouch. Like, I mean, sitting around talking shit about women and admiring each others muscles...and still shit talking gay dudes. These guys are just weird.

That forum is a funny place because the posters are so poorly adjusted. The most hilarious malformed thoughts come from there

I had no idea this was a place. Is this a satire joint or a SA style troll fest, or do these people actually believe this shit?

It's a mix really, I'd say its mostly trolling and some satire but I do think there is a large portion of the site that believes that shit. That kid that killed those women the last time posted on there and I honestly thought he was just a troll but yeah. I'd say view it the same way as 4chan, trolls, psychotics and all sorts around.

[Momo]

From that forum and from the same guy:

 If you are a woman under 5'8 and you hate short guys, tie your tubes and stop contributing to the problem with your inferior genes.
 Adulthood is a point in time when you regret everything that you have done thus far in your life.

How.

running manlet trolling thing.  Site search the term manlet, the most hilarious shit will come up

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160051951

[Am_I_Anonymous]

From that forum and from the same guy:

 If you are a woman under 5'8 and you hate short guys, tie your tubes and stop contributing to the problem with your inferior genes.
 Adulthood is a point in time when you regret everything that you have done thus far in your life.

How.

I'd lay 100 bucks on 10-1 odds that dude any never had a piece of ass.

[Brehvolution]

Iggy is garbage. No amount of makeup can fix that busted face. 

"Iggy can make no tits and a big ass work" - No one ever

[WanderingWind]

Momo, you're the fucking Sherpa of Mt. Creepyfuckers

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Momo, you're the fucking Sherpa of Mt. Creepyfuckers

lols


Well at least I'm 6'2 so I'm good on his chart.

I really don't see women over 5'8 that often.

[WanderingWind]

Momo, you're the fucking Sherpa of Mt. Creepyfuckers

Oh shit. Verbal slapfight in that thread...lol.

"Relates to attractiveness. pls go Also your bench is weak work on it."

[Momo]

Momo, you're the fucking Sherpa of Mt. Creepyfuckers

Haha I dont get the reference, I am the nomad of creepy forums? That's pretty accurate

[Himu]

Da Brat

[Squiddy]

5'11 reporting,
I guess I'll be manlet status in 5 years 

@Satch Welcome to our forum, I hope you'll enjoy your stay, m'lady.

Regarding Iggy:

She got wide hips that elicit a desire to do a little bit of sowing.

[Rufus]

That chart could be true for the Netherlands (and northern Germany). For some reason the people there grow really tall. Maybe evolution does have intent after all and is preparing them for when the ocean reclaims half their country.

[WanderingWind]

Momo, you're the fucking Sherpa of Mt. Creepyfuckers

Haha I dont get the reference, I am the nomad of creepy forums? That's pretty accurate

Sherpas were the people who lead white folks around their backyards so the white dudes could become famous for being the "first to climb mountain X." Guides who actually knew what they were doing and kept the idiots from harming themselves.

Seemed apt.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Can we cut the cultural appropriation crap? It's annoying as fuck. Music is music. If Izzy sucks, criticize her on the merits, not because her style is a "black" style.

All I'm saying is if the woman did not have dat ass (tm) she would not have TI making beats and hooks that my 6 year old could turn into platinum hits.

She Zoe Quinned herself at a stellar level tho, so props to her.

[Momo]

That chart could be true for the Netherlands (and northern Germany). For some reason the people there grow really tall. Maybe evolution does have intent after all and is preparing them for when the ocean reclaims half their country.

Norway are a race of ice giants, I think (iirc) they are on average the tallest people in the world (all the Norwegian people I know are tall too, anecdotally). And yeah I remember the Dutch were high on the list too. 

[WanderingWind]

About a billion pop stars only got by on their looks. Like, most of them. A billion more will do it after Iggy is forgotten next year.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That chart could be true for the Netherlands (and northern Germany). For some reason the people there grow really tall. Maybe evolution does have intent after all and is preparing them for when the ocean reclaims half their country.

Norway are a race of ice giants, I think (iirc) they are on average the tallest people in the world (all the Norwegian people I know are tall too, anecdotally). And yeah I remember the Dutch were high on the list too.

Most of the volleyball players in college were from Northern Europe.....super tall, no ass, and all elbows and knees 

[Momo]

Momo, you're the fucking Sherpa of Mt. Creepyfuckers

Haha I dont get the reference, I am the nomad of creepy forums? That's pretty accurate

Sherpas were the people who lead white folks around their backyards so the white dudes could become famous for being the "first to climb mountain X." Guides who actually knew what they were doing and kept the idiots from harming themselves.

Seemed apt.

aah, I think StealthFan probably knows more than me regarding these sorts of things, but yeah that seems accurate

[ToxicAdam]

Can we cut the cultural appropriation crap? It's annoying as fuck. Music is music. If Izzy sucks, criticize her on the merits, not because her style is a "black" style.

Just like every factory has a janitor, the pop music factory needs a rapper to drop a verse on their shitty songs. That's all Iggy's role is in the music industry.

In the past, you could pinpoint the era of pop music by certain musical instruments that were used. Now you can tell by what guest rapper was used.

[Momo]

That chart could be true for the Netherlands (and northern Germany). For some reason the people there grow really tall. Maybe evolution does have intent after all and is preparing them for when the ocean reclaims half their country.

Norway are a race of ice giants, I think (iirc) they are on average the tallest people in the world (all the Norwegian people I know are tall too, anecdotally). And yeah I remember the Dutch were high on the list too.

Most of the volleyball players in college were from Northern Europe.....super tall, no ass, and all elbows and knees 

I'm not against this physical form

[Dennis]

Iggy is a hot piece of ass. It is about the hotness. That other shit, who cares.

That height chart is true as fuck tho.

[WanderingWind]

Can we cut the cultural appropriation crap? It's annoying as fuck. Music is music. If Izzy sucks, criticize her on the merits, not because her style is a "black" style.

Just like every factory has a janitor, the pop music factory needs a rapper to drop a verse on their shitty songs. That's all Iggy's role is in the music industry.

In the past, you could pinpoint the era of pop music by certain musical instruments that were used. Now you can tell by what guest rapper was used.

"Oh, shit, is that an Akon feature? With Anthony Hamilton on backing? Oh, 2003, I missed you."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Iggy is a hot piece of ass. It is about the hotness. That other shit, who cares.

That height chart is true as fuck tho.

So you're like 5'6 then?


Iggy has a man's face. No thanks....I'd rather not fuck Crocodile Dundee.

[Himu]

Can we cut the cultural appropriation crap? It's annoying as fuck. Music is music. If Izzy sucks, criticize her on the merits, not because her style is a "black" style.

Now if she does a video in blackface, then we can talk.

Iggy being in black face wouldn't be culture appropriation.

[Dennis]

Iggy is a hot piece of ass. It is about the hotness. That other shit, who cares.

That height chart is true as fuck tho.

So you're like 5'6 then?


Iggy has a man's face. No thanks....I'd rather not fuck Crocodile Dundee.

Perfect male height here. If Iggy has a man's face I am gayer than I thought.

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164142651

[Dennis]

I honestly believe they are all trying to out-troll each other on that bodybuilder forum. It is the only plausible explanation.

[Mr. Nobody]

iggy is another example of white people jumping into a historically black thing, getting kudos for shit black people have been doing forever, making it cool with whites, people saying "it's better than standard ___________" regardless of their talent.

See: justin timberlake, robin thicke, macklemore, eminem;etc

Then when the culture they swagger jack is being under attack they don't say shit

How is Iggy making anything cool for whites? Unless you're referring to a world where Nicki Minaj doesn't exist and Super Bass wasn't a huge hit.

smh @ black people catching feelings over Iggy.

I don't think anyone's actually catching feelings over Iggy Iguana, we just know what's going on

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I honestly believe they are all trying to out-troll each other on that bodybuilder forum. It is the only plausible explanation.

I hope this is true.

However my small window into this bodybuilding world (my local gym) tells me these dudes really exist. At any time you can run into one of the following;

1) Mr. OMG you're black! time to go straight thug in my zubaz half pants.
2) Mr. I talk down to women all the time, slut shaming is real bro
3) Mr. My arms are 20 inches around but my legs are about 10....
4) Mr. Beta males bother me, I'm alpha dog (then goes to his job waiting tables at applebees)
5) Mr. One girl in the gym? Time to simp that.....I'm so thirsty
6) Mr. Short guy syndrome "I will fight any dude in here if they say shit about how small my shit is"


etc


And that's just one local gym.

[ToxicAdam]

Iggy has a man's face. No thanks....I'd rather not fuck Crocodile Dundee.

I think that's what makes her hot to some dudes when they are in objectify-mode. It makes her seem more "attainable" (lol).

[Squiddy]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164142651

Dude takes home the boyfriend of the year award.
He's only looking after her physical wellbeing (and his cock.)

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Iggy has a man's face. No thanks....I'd rather not fuck Crocodile Dundee.

I think that's what makes her hot to some dudes when they are in objectify-mode. It makes her seem more "attainable" (lol).

I wonder if she has concrete in her but like Nicki does tho?

[king of the internet]

Iggy is a hot piece of ass. It is about the hotness. That other shit, who cares.

That height chart is true as fuck tho.

So you're like 5'6 then?


Iggy has a man's face. No thanks....I'd rather not fuck Crocodile Dundee.

Couldn't you just turn her around then? 

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164146001

This video is genuinely interesting. I expect this thread to be trolled to oblivion though, cant have my idiot cake and eat it too.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Iggy is a hot piece of ass. It is about the hotness. That other shit, who cares.

That height chart is true as fuck tho.

So you're like 5'6 then?


Iggy has a man's face. No thanks....I'd rather not fuck Crocodile Dundee.

Couldn't you just turn her around then? 

Duh. Of course Dat ass is nice.

[Squiddy]

I don't know about you guys, but I think she got a pretty face.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I think she has a better man chin than most of gaf.

[etiolate]

She looks like she was frozen to death by pop music.

[Dennis]

I am not saying Iggy has the prettiest face around or model good looks but as a whole package I find her hot.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I fucking hate tattoos on women's arms. Always looks terrible. Can't understand why they do that shit. This goes double for the girl grabbing her arms, that shit looks like it was designed in a trailer park.

Needs a pack of marlborough reds in her pocket.

[Himu]

Iggy's face is oval. Not man-ish.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Iggy's face is oval. Not man-ish.

[Squiddy]

 

[Himu]

iggy is another example of white people jumping into a historically black thing, getting kudos for shit black people have been doing forever, making it cool with whites, people saying "it's better than standard ___________" regardless of their talent.

See: justin timberlake, robin thicke, macklemore, eminem;etc

Then when the culture they swagger jack is being under attack they don't say shit

How is Iggy making anything cool for whites? Unless you're referring to a world where Nicki Minaj doesn't exist and Super Bass wasn't a huge hit.

smh @ black people catching feelings over Iggy.

I don't think anyone's actually catching feelings over Iggy Iguana, we just know what's going on

Mm hm. I'm not mad at her. But don't pretend you don't see it PD.

[Squiddy]

Borian Race Relations 2014

[Himu]

Iggy's face is oval. Not man-ish.

Let me guess. You think this is man-ish too.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Iggy's face is oval. Not man-ish.

Let me guess. You think this is man-ish too.

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Nope. She is on my active "sorry wife I'm fucking this girl" list. (it's her eyes and dark skin, Iggy is too pale and should not EVER been mentioned in the same breath as this beautiful creature)

Also old school liz hurley

[WanderingWind]

Also old school liz hurley

Hm.

Maybe you're alright

[sarslip]

all i did was go to lunch...