1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130677221&postcount=1111

Well that's impressive.

He even has Third Birthday Aya-outfit Lighting figure. Impressive.

[benjipwns]

Um, this is awkward, but is that a Lightning mouse pad with her boobs as wrist supporters?

[zepblackstar]

Um, this is awkward, but is that a Lightning mouse pad with her boobs as wrist supporters?

holy shit it is!

[Atramental]

Fucking nerds and their disposable incomes...

[demi]

Shut the fuck up, Atra. I can lick the envy off your gross self.

[Squiddy]

I like the new bore.
It's more like GAF, but edgier 

[Rahxephon91]

Hey he has the same light as me!

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=894404

[Steve Youngblood]

I like the new bore.
It's more like GAF, but edgier 

New Bore?

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130677221&postcount=1111

Well that's impressive.

@LIGHTNINGISLIFE

I bet it reeks of stale jizz.

I bet it reeks of fresh jizz. 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=894404
(Image removed from quote.)

Crucial Conflict though 

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130677221&postcount=1111

Well that's impressive.

Ok now thats just awful

[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130677221&postcount=1111

Well that's impressive.

lightning is love, lightning is life.

[Phoenix Dark]

you can't tell me that special fellow doesn't have a pink wig in his closet.

[StealthFan]

you can't tell me that special fellow doesn't have a pink wig in his closet.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130689593&postcount=1182

 

edit: buy videogame perfume for $120 brehs.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130693685&postcount=4787

Amirox: A shame if that individual really did quite her dream of pursuing a career in gaming.

This shit has to stop. And it will be stopped.

[I'm a Puppy!]

[Shaka Khan]

Um, this is awkward, but is that a Lightning mouse pad with her boobs as wrist supporters?

I mean, does anyone really think a guy with that collection, which includes a giant pillow would stop short of the boob mousepad?

[benjipwns]

In the thread he's all "uh...a friend got it for me from...um...some random store while in China...as a joke...yeah, that's the ticket."

[I'm a Puppy!]

Imagine that room under a black light.

[Himu]

reminds me of an old friend from hs who i don't talk to anymore who got a moe boob mouse pad

i just can't with that shit. does that make me a bad friend?

[Rahxephon91]

Imagine that room under a black light.

You should see my copies of Final Fantasy XIII.

[Shaka Khan]

[Rahxephon91]

[Shaka Khan]

Let me guess, you wanted her inside you?

[benjipwns]

What kind of jizz are you shootin that it melts stuff away? 

[Rahxephon91]

What kind of jizz are you shootin that it melts stuff away? 

Years of Coke Cola.

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I cut a hole dude. Like the hole in my heart.

[close]

[Himu]

rah are you interested in dating any final fantasy fan girls who happen to have 2 inch clits

[toku]

(Image removed from quote.)

Pre-owned? Some fan you are...

[Himu]

rah did you buy that from gamestop tonight just to make that post

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=897452

I don't think anyone posted this yet and I forgot I copied it to my clipboard to post here. But: 

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=897452

I don't think anyone posted this yet and I forgot I copied it to my clipboard to post here. But: 

[thisismyusername]

I know, right? It's basically one of those yearly "Game of the Year" list threads just re-worded and done by Amir0x for unreleased titles... it's so...

[benjipwns]

Waiting for games to come out and be finished seems to be irrelevant to GAF opinion/debate on them so it's really a big time saver IMO.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=897452

I don't think anyone posted this yet and I forgot I copied it to my clipboard to post here. But: 

All this for games you might not even buy? 


**Tell me that dude didn't make a chart. Please.

[toku]

gamers are the worst

[benjipwns]

Should make a list that just consists of vaporware or other titles that have fallen off the map or are probably doomed. I can't wait for Homefront 2 and inSANE personally.

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130708160&postcount=3600

[Joe Molotov]

Should make a list that just consists of vaporware or other titles that have fallen off the map or are probably doomed. I can't wait for Homefront 2 and inSANE personally.

Prey 2

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130708160&postcount=3600

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=130702544#post130702544

[nudemacusers]

a lot of great fathers and mothers in the mix here lmao

[Rahxephon91]

Wow. What a piece of trash.

Not only do you somehow get a 17 year old to fuck you even though your 30--which sounds like there's problems there enough-- but you dump all responsibility of the kid on some other sad sap. Slinking away like it was some one night stand?

Then as a 30 year old adult you talk about how lucky that you as a pos human being got out of being father on a nerd form as if people wouldn't be disgusted.

What a fucker.

[benjipwns]

It'll be great when he's like 60 and the other guy finds out. He'll make a young new friend with reason for a shared bond.

EDIT: Thought he said 30s not 30. Not as fun. 

[Your Stalker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130708160&postcount=3600

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=130702544#post130702544

[Joe Molotov]

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my pla...wait, just a sec..."

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=age%20of%20consent%20in%20minnesota

"Wanna come back to my place?"

[ToxicAdam]

I think I'd  be more concerned that a 17 year old made the determination that I am too much of a fuck up to be considered a reliable father.

That's a pretty big L.

[StealthFan]

Niccas soul burns slow knowing that bitch wanted nothing to do with his ass and chose another man to father the child. Fool probably fell ass backwards into that pussy because that bitch was young and easily impressed.

That nicca sitting on the shitter like : while God snatches his soul in slow motion.

[Kara]

I think I'd  be more concerned that a 17 year old made the determination that I am too much of a fuck up to be considered a reliable father.

That's a pretty big L.

Perhaps one of the biggest.

[Dennis]

No excuses you damn weeaboos, Wasteland 2 lands today!

[StealthFan]

Gonna pirate and never play like I do with all this Kickstarter trash

[toku]

No excuses you damn weeaboos, Wasteland 2 lands today!

I want to know what you think of the image quality first Dennis-sempai ~

[Dennis]

I love Kickstarter. It is getting games that I want to play get made that otherwise probably wouldn't happen.

Backing a lot of games, no doubt some of them will be duds but I can live with that.

[Dennis]

No excuses you damn weeaboos, Wasteland 2 lands today!

I want to know what you think of the image quality first Dennis-sempai ~

Judging from the launch trailer and stuff the graphics are pretty drab and dark. But OK maybe this game I can forgive for not being a graphics powerhouse. Going to be playing on my mac anyway.

[benjipwns]

Backing a lot of games, no doubt some of them will be duds but I can live with that.

That's what proves it's a scam and is going to fall apart any day now! You put money and effort in and potentially get nothing out. No one in their right mind would ever participate in something like that over the longhaul!

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=112769074&postcount=18249

  :deadpos

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=130045964&postcount=48

 

[nudemacusers]

 

[Dennis]

Someone ask him how old the girl was.

[toku]

Someone gotta write a movie. SINGLE WHITE MALE. Make it a lowkey remake of Observe & Report.