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bluemax

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #10020 on: September 30, 2014, 10:22:07 PM »
MGS 2 Substance is legit one of the best games ever made.

Hated the direction of the series since Portable Ops, but at least Kojima still knows how to make good games. (as long as he doesn't kill the game part by pulling an MGS4, that is)

Kojima has only made 3 good games in his entire career and 2 of them weren't called Metal Gear.

PW is not a mobile game. It is a  handheld game.

Most Japanese PSP games were designed with the same ethos as Japanese cell phone games. IE they were designed to be played on train rides to and from work. Look at the design of FF7CC and MGSPO/PW. They follow roughly the same play book for design, albeit with different genres..
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« Reply #10021 on: September 30, 2014, 10:24:24 PM »
But there are two good MGS games, breh :gurl
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Kara

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« Reply #10022 on: September 30, 2014, 10:24:51 PM »
It's essentially random gaf with faces every once in a while

Da hell is Random-GAF? I feel like I'm learning to play Dota again.

bluemax

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« Reply #10023 on: September 30, 2014, 10:27:06 PM »
Holy shit. "FakeGAF" is on its 3rd OT.

Is H. Protagonist still queen or did she cede to Leesa or Leesel or whatever that other chick's name is?

It's essentially random gaf with faces every once in a while

Da hell is Random-GAF? I feel like I'm learning to play Dota again.

Isn't it all the people from "Real-Pic" gaf? Ie the thing that spurred ELs euro trip.
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« Reply #10024 on: September 30, 2014, 10:38:13 PM »
I looked at that fake gaf thread button and clicked the back button with the same feeling in my stomach as seeing goatse for the first time.

Broseidon

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #10025 on: September 30, 2014, 10:41:48 PM »
But there are two good MGS games, breh :gurl

That's not how you spell 4
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Kara

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« Reply #10026 on: September 30, 2014, 10:51:00 PM »
Quote
In February, a beautiful NeoGAF thread was born. It was known as Fake Picture February, and GAFfers from all across the world gathered together to make their avatars crudely drawn pictures of themselves.

 Two months later, the thread took its last breath. But now, it has been reborn to serve as a continued haven of debauchery, heavy breathing, and immeasurable thirst.

FAQ:

 Do I have to draw a picture of myself and use it as my avatar?

 - Nope! Fake Pic February is over and done with. This is just a GAF hangout. Come in here to have fun and discuss whatever, but please keep it civil and follow the NeoGAF rules.

 Who are you people?

 -Weirdos with way too much time on our hands.

 People in this thread are incredibly flirty to one another! What do I do?

 -Stay calm and don't make any sudden movements; we can smell your fear.

 :goty2 :beli :comeon :gurl :badass :noooo

El Babua

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« Reply #10027 on: September 30, 2014, 10:57:02 PM »
OG Real-Pic GAF is basically dead. A few moved on to Fake-GAF, but yeah, it's basically RP with more electronic Eviloresque sexual advances.

Rahxephon91

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« Reply #10028 on: September 30, 2014, 11:00:22 PM »
Eh I've enjoyed MGS1,2, and 3 a whole lot. 2 and 3 are pretty amazing and I would say are 2 of my favorite games ever. Snatcher and Policenauts are fun goofy cool anime adventures. Never played any of the Boktai games and he's only a producer on the ZoE games. Though being involved with ZoE2 is a pretty big positive thing to me and either way those games clearly carry the Kojima Productions dna.

It's just MGS4 is one of the biggest entertainment disappointments ever for me. It's just really bad. Sure, I also tried to rationalize that it was good, but replays only make it clear how terrible in every sense of the word it is. The game itself was sterile. Sure, they finally got the gameplay up to say Gears of War 1 standards. It dosen't matter when everything else is so limp. The boss battles, the scenarios, and just the general failure of what sounded like such promising ideas. It was just terrible. The story is just the thing on top of a shit game. Whatever, I enjoyed the stories of MGS1,2,3. I know that won't be a popular choice on here, but whatever. They were fun and highly interesting. I'm not saying they were The Citizen Kane of gaming, but as comic booky GI joe fiction they were fine. MGS2 is still such a weird game with nothing else quite like it. It did all of the Bioshock series' shticks before Bioshock. But MGS4 kind of just takes a big shit on all of that with lame retcons, twists that are garbage, and character assassination.

PW is just a lame shitty game. Lacking in anything interesting to say or a charming personality. Such a dry game that plays like crap.

So yeah Kojima's gone downhill big time as far as I'm concerned. I wish he would move on from MGS and let someone else play around with it. Maybe the series could be fresh again and not have to slum around in the void of uninteresting prequels for the rest of it's life.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #10029 on: September 30, 2014, 11:02:28 PM »
But there are two good MGS games, breh :gurl

3.

MGS1/3/PW(if you like it)/5 (IMO, from Ground Zeroes, we'll see if Phantom Pain nails it down)

Broseidon

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #10030 on: September 30, 2014, 11:04:07 PM »
But there are two good MGS games, breh :gurl

3.

MGS1/3/PW(if you like it)/5 (IMO, from Ground Zeroes, we'll see if Phantom Pain nails it down)

Not MGS2? :what
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« Reply #10031 on: September 30, 2014, 11:05:18 PM »
Didn't care for 2. :yeshrug

Broseidon

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« Reply #10032 on: September 30, 2014, 11:07:04 PM »
:gurl
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« Reply #10033 on: September 30, 2014, 11:08:47 PM »
:gurl I didn't say it was bad. I just didn't care for the story nor Raiden too much. The tanker chapter was okay. The plant was mostly boring. Since that's 80% of the game... yeah, didn't care for most of MGS2. :p

Broseidon

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« Reply #10034 on: September 30, 2014, 11:10:06 PM »
But 2 had the best Metal Gear and the best Snake tho >:(
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« Reply #10035 on: September 30, 2014, 11:15:21 PM »
2 is ehhhhhhh. I tried to play through it again, and while I appreciate the meta approach, I don't think I'll ever view it as good. 2 is meh and 4 is straight trash.
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« Reply #10036 on: September 30, 2014, 11:16:25 PM »
Popular game series/franchises that I have never played:
-MGS
-Legend of Zelda
-Final Fantasy
-GTA
-Saints Row
-Any and every sports game series
-Metroid
-Resident Evil
-Silent Hill
-Tomb Raider
-Castlevania
-Mega Man

Have absolutely no emotional attachment to widely beloved franchises, bruhs. :neogaf

StealthFan

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« Reply #10037 on: September 30, 2014, 11:16:43 PM »
Also Peace Walker is missing the signature bosses, which even PO had. Fighting character-less vehicles was gay as fuck.
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StealthFan

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« Reply #10038 on: September 30, 2014, 11:17:29 PM »
Popular game series/franchises that I have never played:
-MGS
-Legend of Zelda
-Final Fantasy
-GTA
-Saints Row
-Any and every sports game series
-Metroid
-Resident Evil
-Silent Hill
-Tomb Raider
-Castlevania
-Mega Man

Have absolutely no emotional attachment to widely beloved franchises, bruhs. :neogaf

Why would you be glad to not play such good games? :what
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Atramental

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« Reply #10039 on: September 30, 2014, 11:18:05 PM »
I'm dead inside.  :hitler

Broseidon

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #10040 on: September 30, 2014, 11:19:16 PM »
Popular game series/franchises that I have never played:
-Legend of Zelda
-Final Fantasy
-Any and every sports game series
-Metroid
-Resident Evil
-Silent Hill
-Tomb Raider
-Castlevania
-Mega Man

Same.
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thisismyusername

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« Reply #10041 on: September 30, 2014, 11:20:35 PM »
But 2 had the best Metal Gear and the best Snake tho >:(

Ray has nothing on Rex.

And admit you, like Snake for the beard.

StealthFan

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« Reply #10042 on: September 30, 2014, 11:21:14 PM »
You missed out on LTTP, OoT, MGS 1&3, GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, Final Fantasy 7 & 9, RE 1-3, all the good Castlevanias, Silent Hill 1-4....

That's sad :tocry
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Atramental

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« Reply #10043 on: September 30, 2014, 11:22:31 PM »
If I ever have a decent disposable income I'll get around to that stuff eventually.

Maybe.

StealthFan

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« Reply #10044 on: September 30, 2014, 11:23:52 PM »
The worst part is...you couldn't go back and play a lot of those. I downloaded Vice City off PSN last spring and was like :holeup Tommy could run a block in like 6 seconds. Shit was so flabby :mjcry:

In their respective era though? Those games were prime rib.
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Broseidon

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« Reply #10045 on: September 30, 2014, 11:25:00 PM »
But 2 had the best Metal Gear and the best Snake tho >:(

Ray has nothing on Rex.

And admit you, like Snake for the beard.

Ray is so cool :lawd

Beards :kobeyuck

MGS 2 Ocelot is pretty rad too. Plus Cam Clarke :aah
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Broseidon

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« Reply #10046 on: September 30, 2014, 11:26:12 PM »
@Atra Did you not play them because your parents wouldnt let you :hitler
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Atramental

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« Reply #10047 on: September 30, 2014, 11:28:07 PM »
Looking back on my childhood, a good chunk of it was full of strict religious schooling, church, conservative talk radio, and FPS shooters.  :leon

@Atra Did you not play them because your parents wouldnt let you :hitler
Partly yes and partly because I just didn't know or give a shit about them at the time.

Now there was this one weird kid in one of middle school classes that wouldn't shut the fuck up about Legend of Zelda games. So that's probably why I didn't bother with those.

edit: I basically went straight from Pokemon on the GBA (my first hand held) to Halo on the Xbox (my first console) to where I am now.

edit2: Also, forgive me for this rather fragmented post. I usually try not to unearth too much stuff from my childhood.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2014, 11:48:32 PM by Atramental »

Broseidon

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« Reply #10048 on: September 30, 2014, 11:34:40 PM »
It's always weird seeing people on gaf n such talking about how their parents didnt let them play violent vidyas. A while back I was at a family gathering and one of my cousins (12-13) spent most of it in another cousin's bedroom playing San Andreas cos his mum doesnt let him play that stuff :fbm

One of my earlier gaming memories is playing the original GTA. I would've been ~6-7 :heh
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« Reply #10049 on: September 30, 2014, 11:37:08 PM »
MGS2 wasn't that great to me until I got older

Raiden  :goty2

Himu

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« Reply #10050 on: September 30, 2014, 11:41:04 PM »
The worst part is...you couldn't go back and play a lot of those. I downloaded Vice City off PSN last spring and was like :holeup Tommy could run a block in like 6 seconds. Shit was so flabby :mjcry:

In their respective era though? Those games were prime rib.

That's what you get for playing the ps2 version and not the pc version.
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« Reply #10051 on: September 30, 2014, 11:42:27 PM »
Halo was alright with my parents because I was shooting Aliens.

And then Medal of Honor, Battlefield, and Call of Duty (when they were still based in WW2) were alright with them as well because I was shooting Nazis.  :mynicca

And then by the time I was 15, pretty much any game was fine except for GTA because you could shoot cops and they didn't like that.

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« Reply #10052 on: September 30, 2014, 11:45:35 PM »
Configuring a controller for the PC version of Vice City sucked so much I never finished the game. And playing GTA with a keyboard is just wrong.
Pre 360 controller supremacy. Dark times.

What button prompts do current-gen only games display in the PC version? Xbox style, because of Windows and 360 legacy? ...Wait, are the applicable games even out yet?

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« Reply #10053 on: September 30, 2014, 11:48:41 PM »
The worst part is...you couldn't go back and play a lot of those. I downloaded Vice City off PSN last spring and was like :holeup Tommy could run a block in like 6 seconds. Shit was so flabby :mjcry:

In their respective era though? Those games were prime rib.

Was it Vice City or 3 where if you made a sharp turn running, you took damage?

Vice City's map though  :kobeyuck

Himu

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« Reply #10054 on: September 30, 2014, 11:49:14 PM »
Configuring a controller for the PC version of Vice City sucked so much I never finished the game. And playing GTA with a keyboard is just wrong.
Pre 360 controller supremacy. Dark times.

What button prompts do current-gen only games display in the PC version? Xbox style, because of Windows and 360 legacy? ...Wait, are the applicable games even out yet?

Playing GTA3 trilogy with Kb is fine. The controls are much better with KBM, and that's just aiming. Driving, everything is better with kbm with gta.
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« Reply #10055 on: September 30, 2014, 11:52:35 PM »
Says you. I fucking hated it. Aiming, fine, but everything else felt off. I switched back and forth for a while, driving with the controller, everything else with the KBM, but then came the RC helicopter mission and I was just done.

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Why bother being into games if you're just not gonna play the best ones?
I can get not playing a certain genre if it's not for  you (I'm usually not a fan of FPS games) but really? Why be like "Oh there's all this good stuff? Nah, I don't want any of that."
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Himu

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:yeshrug

Lots of people have issues with gta with kBM because they're used to the controls controls and I've never understood it. Apples and oranges, but it's hard for me to go back to the ps2 era games and play with lock on.

I managed to finish the ambulance missions in gta3 with kBM. I find the keyboard gives more precision. But that's my opinion. :yeshrug
« Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 12:10:08 AM by Queen of Ice »
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Kara

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I'm a Puppy!

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I'm no fan of GTA but at least I've tried it (several times actually).
I'm just not a fan of the "tee hee hee, I'm EVER so naught!"
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parallax

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Popular game series/franchises that I have never played:
-MGS
-Legend of Zelda
-Final Fantasy
-GTA
-Saints Row
-Any and every sports game series
-Metroid
-Resident Evil
-Silent Hill
-Tomb Raider
-Castlevania
-Mega Man

Have absolutely no emotional attachment to widely beloved franchises, bruhs. :neogaf

no genesis ea sports games? man, i wish there was a nhl 95 or madden 94 online version. ive never been emotionally involved in sports games like i was those two. fist fights, shit talking, it was a golden time.

Kara

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NHL '94 :whew

Rahxephon91

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Yeah playing GTA3 on PC with kbm actually makes the game playable since it just using mouse aim. So you can avoid the lock-on shit.

Shaka Khan

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Holy shit. "FakeGAF" is on its 3rd OT.

What is this again? I know it's like TDM's domain of questionable behavior but that's it really. Is it a "community" where people pretend to be things they're not or something? I'm not sure I can endorse people appropriating the high Mach struggle like that.

It's for ugly people. :hitler
« Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 04:14:41 AM by Shaka Khan »
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Momo

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MGS2 wasn't that great to me until I got older

Raiden  :goty2
The Raiden rage was real. I remember it like it was 2001. Nuccas losing their mind because effeminate bishie hero in manly man action series  :heh


I liked the function Raiden served in MGS2, but he should have died at the end. After that he became an insufferable annoyance and gay injoke :hitler

I'm fine with Raiden living only because it eventually led to Rising's soundtrack being created. :rejoice

...oh, and the game attached to it was really good too.

Momo

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The fuckery of a Liberian White Devil :lawd

Kara

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I still can't believe one of his aliases is white devil. :lol

ZephyrFate

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MGS3 is awesome and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

Dennis

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Face GAF and Fake GAF haven't been the same since I got banned.

Yeah, the hotness factor went way down.

 :yeshrug

Dennis

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New Aliens game looks like it has potential.

Dennis

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Are the new Xbox One and PS4 controllers useable on PC?

The 360 controller for PC has been a godsend so I was wondering if it is still the most supported and the gold standard?

deepest throat

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Are the new Xbox One and PS4 controllers useable on PC?

The 360 controller for PC has been a godsend so I was wondering if it is still the most supported and the gold standard?
http://dsdcs.com/portfolio/software-development/4-ds4windows

StealthFan

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New Aliens game looks like it has potential.
I watched a stream on Live From Playstation and it looks kinda :trash tbh. Ultra scripted with third person cutscenes.
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xbone controller works yea, official drivers too.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Face GAF and Fake GAF haven't been the same since I got banned.

Yeah, the hotness factor went way down.

 :yeshrug

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Popular game series/franchises that I have never played:
-MGS
-Legend of Zelda
-Final Fantasy
-GTA
-Saints Row
-Any and every sports game series
-Metroid
-Resident Evil
-Silent Hill
-Tomb Raider
-Castlevania
-Mega Man

Have absolutely no emotional attachment to widely beloved franchises, bruhs. :neogaf

:kobeyuck
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Am_I_Anonymous

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=904691


:bolo


Get this game bore. Do it. It's free.
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sarslip

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New Aliens game looks like it has potential.
I watched a stream on Live From Playstation and it looks kinda :trash tbh. Ultra scripted with third person cutscenes.

damn, what i feared.  i'm not holding my breath.  if it's good, i'll probably still get Shadow of MoÖrd0rgh and Evil Within first.  those are more my style

gtx 980 or gtx 970?




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