1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Momo]

hookers 

[sarslip]

gtx 980 or gtx 970?

the fastest one -- according to benchmarks -- that you can get for the money




how am i doin dennis?

[octopushover]

hookers 

i won't need hookers if i have a gtx 980.

just bring girls over for a first date and be like "this is what video games are like now."



sploosh.

[sarslip]

hookers 

i won't need hookers if i have a gtx 980.

just bring girls over for a first date and be like "this is what video games are like now."


sploosh.

once they see the 6gb ultra texture pack

[thisismyusername]

But guys! Bayonetta 2 isn't going to bomb! It's just been two days! 

Week 2 sales added in the OP.

Format is ThisWeek / LTD (percent change from last week).

Media Create:
12./03. [WIU] Bayonetta 2 <ACT> (Nintendo) {2014.09.20} (¥8.316) - 6,970 / 45,797 (-82%)

Famitsu:
11./03. [WIU] Bayonetta 2 <ACT> (Nintendo) {2014.09.20} (¥8.316) - 9,284 / 42,398 (-72%)

  GAF Nintendo fanbase.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

This place is deader than squiddy's sex life today

[ToxicAdam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=132440297&postcount=2057

You know what, the video game industry needs an HBO style publisher that's willing to greenlight larger more ambitious projects that might not necessarily grant the best ROI but are creative endeavors that justify their own existence. Regardless of sales I'm glad a title like this was made under these circumstances, period, as it bodes well for the consideration of the art.

Bayonetta 2, the last hope for art.

[Mr. Nobody]

But guys! Bayonetta 2 isn't going to bomb! It's just been two days! 

Week 2 sales added in the OP.

Format is ThisWeek / LTD (percent change from last week).

Media Create:
12./03. [WIU] Bayonetta 2 <ACT> (Nintendo) {2014.09.20} (¥8.316) - 6,970 / 45,797 (-82%)

Famitsu:
11./03. [WIU] Bayonetta 2 <ACT> (Nintendo) {2014.09.20} (¥8.316) - 9,284 / 42,398 (-72%)

  GAF Nintendo fanbase.

When it comes out in the states, I predict a grand total of about 30% of its rabid online fanbase will actually buy it on release.

[Himu]

Why are there two Bayonetta 2 units?

[octopushover]

Why are there two Bayonetta 2 units?

2 units sold? Better than I expected.

[Himu]

Oh, one is famitsu and one is media create.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Oh, one is famitsu and one is media create.

So wait, neither knows exactly how many units were sold? lols.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

In our latest beta male update:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=904898

Guy calls cops on a couple who are arguing and nobody has been physically assaulted. Cops arrest the boyfriend. Now said beta male is afraid he is going to get his ass whipped or car fucked up.

This shit just writes itself.

Here's a tip: Stay out of other people's business unless YOU KNOW somebody is going to get badly hurt or your own property/person could be injured. Where I came from you would get shot for this shit.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Neogaf: Adventures in White Knighting

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Dudes arguing at 2am

Fuck off and go to sleep.

No shit.

It's like he's never seen drunk people at 2am before. Ignore them and they'll either fall down in the driveway, go eat and pass out, or get laid. Let it be.

And now it turns out they are getting evicted (the neighbors).....I'm really thinking 22 year old me would fuck this gaf idiot up on the way out.

Edit: It never ends

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=904790

[Momo]

Beta should beat himself up, claim it's the boyfriend and have him jailed, at this point it's the only way to be sure

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Beta should beat himself up, claim it's the boyfriend and have him jailed, at this point it's the only way to be sure

Actually suprised that hasn't been offered up as a solution yet.

[Dickie Dee]

Not sure calling the cops on some meathead rampaging in your building at 2am counts as "White Knighting" but whatevs

[Trent Dole]

Popular game series/franchises that I have never played:
-MGS
-Legend of Zelda
-Final Fantasy
-GTA
-Saints Row
-Any and every sports game series
-Metroid
-Resident Evil
-Silent Hill
-Tomb Raider
-Castlevania
-Mega Man

Have absolutely no emotional attachment to widely beloved franchises, bruhs.

Leper this filth.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Emulation is free, you know. Just cause you missed out then doesn't mean you have to forever.

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[Momo]

If you have any sort of life experience, you know announcing that you are going to, then calling the cops on some meathead rampaging in your building at 2am is some amateur level 

[Dickie Dee]

If you have any sort of life experience, you know announcing that you are going to, then calling the cops on some meathead rampaging in your building at 2am is some amateur level 

Of course, but that's different issue than him being LOL BETA for calling

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Not sure calling the cops on some meathead rampaging in your building at 2am counts as "White Knighting" but whatevs

is he effecting you? Then let it be.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

If you have any sort of life experience, you know announcing that you are going to, then calling the cops on some meathead rampaging in your building at 2am is some amateur level 

Of course, but that's different issue than him being LOL BETA for calling

You're right, he's a pussy. My bad.

[king of the internet]

Been getting back into videogames lately. They're a waste of life but pretty damn fun. This new Hobbit game is sick, choppin up goblins and shit.

[JaseC]

Been getting back into videogames lately. They're a waste of life but pretty damn fun. This new Hobbit game is sick, choppin up goblins and shit.

I stopped playing it after I accidentally killed an orc I was supposed to interrogate. Fortunately that was only half an hour or so into the campaign, so I can just restart, but I think I'll keep the game on the backburner for now as Styx is out in less than a week.

[Dennis]

Given the replies it looks like both the PS4 controller and the Xbox One controller can take over the job of the 360 controller.

The 360 controller is the one fucking good thing Microsoft has ever done for PC gaming.

Hey, I just remembered how Microsoft annihilated the most important simulator series ever, Flight Simulator. Hahaha, fuck you Microsoft. 

[Dennis]

Anybody else notice the GAF mods don't post so much here right now?

You fuckers scared them off with your GAF hate.

[demi]

Could be that dead body you have in your avatar

[Shaka Khan]

In our latest beta male update:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=904898

Something tells me that this has less to do with concern over the well being of his female neighbor, and more to do with them throwing off his "perfect runs on Velocity X2"... which we all know is code word for punishing prepubescent girls in Criminal Girls.

[Dennis]

Could be that dead body you have in your avatar

Even dead I look good.

Is this one of those man-crush things I hear about?

[Shaka Khan]

Maybe if you download the Doughnut Dennis mod.

[demi]

You'll never fit the archetype of the perfect man, unfortunately

[king of the internet]

Anybody else notice the GAF mods don't post so much here right now?

You fuckers scared them off with your GAF hate.

Maybe your thirst for their cum chased them away

[WanderingWind]

Bayonetta
Firefly
Snakes on a Plane

"What are things internet forum dwellers loved to talk about but not pay money for, thereby ensuring they'd be forever ignored by people who make things"

Edit: Oh, we're off that and back on talking about Dennis' looks for some reason. Carry on.

[Shaka Khan]

Bayonetta
Firefly
Snakes on a Plane

"What are things internet forum dwellers loved to talk about but not pay money for, thereby ensuring they'd be forever ignored by people who make things"

Add to the list: video games, movies, music....

[Dennis]

Anybody else notice the GAF mods don't post so much here right now?

You fuckers scared them off with your GAF hate.

Maybe your thirst for their cum chased them away

How dare you.

My free spirit, independent nature and propensity for speaking truth to power is what led to my infamous banning from NeoGAF in the first place.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Could be that dead body you have in your avatar

Even dead I look good.

Is this one of those man-crush things I hear about?

You know what they say, if you have to go around telling people how good looking you are, you aren't.

Too much canadian geneology imo.

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164366131&p=1297663371&viewfull=1#post1297663371

hahaha

[Dennis]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164366131&p=1297663371&viewfull=1#post1297663371

hahaha

Way to expose your beta-tude by using a videogame analogy.

[StealthFan]

I am disturbed by Dennis' continual insistence that he is good-looking.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I am disturbed by Dennis' continual insistence that he is good-looking.

Nobody else tells him that. So he's going for the say it until i believe it method.

[Momo]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164366131&p=1297663371&viewfull=1#post1297663371

hahaha

Way to expose your beta-tude by using a videogame analogy.

Should take lessons from Zyzz

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=163845181&page=1

[Himu]

Given the replies it looks like both the PS4 controller and the Xbox One controller can take over the job of the 360 controller.

The 360 controller is the one fucking good thing Microsoft has ever done for PC gaming.

Hey, I just remembered how Microsoft annihilated the most important simulator series ever, Flight Simulator. Hahaha, fuck you Microsoft.

What? PS4 controller pc support coming? What are you talking about? God I hate vague posts in this thread when people don't post a link.

[Shaka Khan]

I am disturbed by Dennis' continual insistence that he is good-looking.

Nobody else tells him that. So he's going for the say it until i believe it method.

I don't think he's THAT bad looking. If he approaches me from a dark alley selling BJTC for crack money, I'd consider it.

[StealthFan]

Given the replies it looks like both the PS4 controller and the Xbox One controller can take over the job of the 360 controller.

The 360 controller is the one fucking good thing Microsoft has ever done for PC gaming.

Hey, I just remembered how Microsoft annihilated the most important simulator series ever, Flight Simulator. Hahaha, fuck you Microsoft.

What? PS4 controller pc support coming? What are you talking about? God I hate vague posts in this thread when people don't post a link.

DS4Windows. I used it to play Shenmue (for an hour because it aged like milk ) and it worked great.

[Dennis]

Given the replies it looks like both the PS4 controller and the Xbox One controller can take over the job of the 360 controller.

The 360 controller is the one fucking good thing Microsoft has ever done for PC gaming.

Hey, I just remembered how Microsoft annihilated the most important simulator series ever, Flight Simulator. Hahaha, fuck you Microsoft.

What? PS4 controller pc support coming? What are you talking about? God I hate vague posts in this thread when people don't post a link.

I was referring to this posted link which I took to mean that you can use the DS4 as a 360 controller for Windows.

http://dsdcs.com/portfolio/software-development/4-ds4windows

[StealthFan]

I never said he's ugly (no homo), just that he's not the luscious swine he claims to be (no homo SRS)

[Himu]

Okay

[StealthFan]

I had to run Shenmue in a smaller box because I have a toaster I wish I had a DC but I ain't spending more than 20 bucks on a console that died 13 years ago.

[Himu]

Really? Nulldc requirements aren't that high. Can run at full fps, no slow down, 1366x768 on a core2duo and gtx260m.

[etiolate]

It feels weird discussing a bore members face rather than his penis.

[StealthFan]

Really? Nulldc requirements aren't that high. Can run at full fps, no slow down, 1366x768 on a core2duo and gtx260m.

I have a laptop I bought in 2011 that wasn't made for gaming at all. I have trouble running 2004-2006 games on highest settings.

[Himu]

Ouch. Dreamcast a are expensive these days too.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00000K2R4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1412193765&sr=8-1&pi=SX200_QL40

Guess not.

[king of the internet]

Ouch. Dreamcast a are expensive these days too.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00000K2R4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1412193765&sr=8-1&pi=SX200_QL40

Guess not.

I remember a few years ago they had new consoles for sale straight from amazon for a decent price. Wish I didn't pass that up. I really want to get a dreamcast and all it's best games again.

[Himu]

Why the fuck is Sonic Adventure selling on amazon for like 200 bucks. It's fucking Sonic Adventure, one of the most common DC games ever. What the fuck.

Shenmue II Europe for 100 dollars?!

What the Christ.

[demi]

Because you're looking on Amazon where people dont know any better

[Himu]

I know amazon prices tend to be inflated but

[Mr. Nobody]

Ouch. Dreamcast a are expensive these days too.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00000K2R4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1412193765&sr=8-1&pi=SX200_QL40

Guess not.

  those prices

  mobile Amazon

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=132440297&postcount=2057

You know what, the video game industry needs an HBO style publisher that's willing to greenlight larger more ambitious projects that might not necessarily grant the best ROI but are creative endeavors that justify their own existence. Regardless of sales I'm glad a title like this was made under these circumstances, period, as it bodes well for the consideration of the art.

Bayonetta 2, the last hope for art.

Painting had the Medicis. Television had HBO. Gaming has Kickstarter.

[Pickles the Firecat]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=132447623&postcount=161

When someone's pointing a gun at you, you don't keep walking backwards.  I also don't believe that he could have been that oblivious to their presence given that he clearly was hearing them towards the end of the video.

The big question I still have- who made the 911 call?

Literally "his hands were in his pants, of course they shot him!". That is for real what is happening here. A guy was murdered because his hands were in his pants, on camera, and that's okay.

Why even bother trying to fix this POS country when dudes have this attitude. Ugh.