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[nudemacusers]

as a 30 year old i'm kinda repulsed by the idea of having sex with a teenager before they're in college.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

as a 30 year old i'm kinda repulsed by the idea of having sex with a teenager before they're in college.

Shit bro, I'm 37 and had a 21 year old whom worked at a company across the street where we live show interest. I started actively avoiding running by there during the day. I did this for 2 reasons)

1) I imagine what a dad would feel if his baby was dating or EVEN privately talking to a  guy 15 years older than her.
2) If my wife ever saw her run and track me down she'd stew my balls.

[I'm a Puppy!]

as a 30 year old i'm kinda repulsed by the idea of having sex with a teenager before they're in college.

wonder what the 20 year old you would've thought?
Personally at 38 I think being with anyone younger than their late 20s is just not ok. (all boreans excluded of course, I'd totally bang most of you)

[etiolate]

Young girls are a freaking nightmare. They change their personality every 3 to 6 months. This finally slows down around age 21.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Young girls are a freaking nightmare. They change their personality every 3 to 6 months. This finally slows down around age 21.

As the father to a budding teen let me tell you they change their personality every 3 to 6 days, not months dude. It's literally the hardest thing I have ever done to raise a girl. She went on her first "date" rollerskating with a guy a month ago

[Trent Dole]

Honestly this isn't a new thing it's just being brought to light more these days. When I was in hs we had a health class teacher that dated students. Apparently she was heavy in her own hs days and like smoked the weight off nearly dying of cancer in the process. And let's not even discuss our gym instructor dudes...

[nudemacusers]

I was making a joke about being a college predator 


But at 20 I was more interested in the 27 year old master's student studying art education who had a superhot bod and knew it.

also

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=905588

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Honestly this isn't a new thing it's just being brought to light more these days. When I was in hs we had a health class teacher that dated students. Apparently she was heavy in her own hs days and like smoked the weight off nearly dying of cancer in the process. And let's not even discuss our gym instructor dudes...

That must be a thing. We had a gym teacher that looked JUST LIKE Richard Simmons who would grab girls on the regular. Rotten Randy we called him.

Girl playing floor hockey? Hug the shit of out her for a goal.

Girl climbing a rope? Hands on hips

It's a miracle that dude never got arrested.

[Momo]

Young girls are a freaking nightmare. They change their personality every 3 to 6 months. This finally slows down around age NEVER.

Fixed

[Phoenix Dark]

Young girls are a freaking nightmare. They change their personality every 3 to 6 months. This finally slows down around age 21.

As the father to a budding teen let me tell you they change their personality every 3 to 6 days, not months dude. It's literally the hardest thing I have ever done to raise a girl. She went on her first "date" rollerskating with a guy a month ago

I bet he's white.

[nudemacusers]

Young girls are a freaking nightmare. They change their personality every 3 to 6 months. This finally slows down around age 21.

As the father to a budding teen let me tell you they change their personality every 3 to 6 days, not months dude. It's literally the hardest thing I have ever done to raise a girl. She went on her first "date" rollerskating with a guy a month ago

haha my uncle has a 14 year old daughter and he has periodic meltdowns on facebook over daughter drama, and I troll him constantly.

Can't wait until it's my turn in 13 years

[Trent Dole]

Mine like grabbed me one time anon.

[ToxicAdam]

Why are people giving him shit about getting hammered on 6 IPA's? That would wreck just about any normal person.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Why are people giving him shit about getting hammered on 6 IPA's? That would wreck just about any normal person.

Not hardcore gaf, breh, they down 6 IPA's before they go out and get rejected by women then drink 6 more while crying themselves to sleep.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=132617657&postcount=38

#hardcore

[Momo]

oh my god, this post in the context of this thread

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=164272401&p=1295671121&viewfull=1#post1295671121

[Pickles the Firecat]

If you can't down eight or nine stouts three quads and a couple IPAs before hitting the club, are you really even drinking?

[I'm a Puppy!]

Do peasants really drink that much beer?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

If you can't down eight or nine stouts three quads and a couple IPAs before hitting the club, are you really even drinking?

For what? So you can be that shitfaced guy everybody actively scurries away from at the bar? Super

[Shadow Mod]

Beer makes me pee too much. I just go for the wells.

[CatsCatsCats]

Well drinks in dive bars

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Well drinks in dive bars

Well drinks




Goose, Bombay, or go back to the kiddy table.

[CatsCatsCats]

Pffffffttttt is the kiddie table half the price? Okay, I'll sit there.

[Pickles the Firecat]

If you can't down eight or nine stouts three quads and a couple IPAs before hitting the club, are you really even drinking?

For what? So you can be that shitfaced guy everybody actively scurries away from at the bar? Super

"Bar" 

Anywhere worth going these days is about curated imbibement platforms bruv. It honestly just sounds like you don't know a lot about drinking. But that's okay, do you. Not everyone is made out for that life.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

If you can't down eight or nine stouts three quads and a couple IPAs before hitting the club, are you really even drinking?

For what? So you can be that shitfaced guy everybody actively scurries away from at the bar? Super

"Bar" 

Anywhere worth going these days is about curated imbibement platforms bruv. It honestly just sounds like you don't know a lot about drinking.

I have a masters degree in drinking breh, probably been doing it since before you were born. I don't see the reason to get shitfaced before I go out now. I mean that is what we did when we were 20.

Also if you see my 37 year old ass in a club please remind me I need to leave, k thx.

[Shadow Mod]

Happy Hour cocktails at a place that has delicious ones

 

[Steve Contra]

Why are people giving him shit about getting hammered on 6 IPA's? That would wreck just about any normal person.

I drink 8 nightly

You're still a pussy though:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/09/25/think-you-drink-a-lot-this-chart-will-tell-you/

You have to drink 74 drinks per week to be in the top 10%

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Why are people giving him shit about getting hammered on 6 IPA's? That would wreck just about any normal person.

I drink 8 nightly

You're still a pussy though:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/09/25/think-you-drink-a-lot-this-chart-will-tell-you/

You have to drink 74 drinks per week to be in the top 10%

Don't yell and math.

[Steve Contra]

Why are people giving him shit about getting hammered on 6 IPA's? That would wreck just about any normal person.

I drink 8 nightly

You're still a pussy though:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/09/25/think-you-drink-a-lot-this-chart-will-tell-you/

You have to drink 74 drinks per week to be in the top 10%

74 drinks? Let's see that's 7.4 a day? That's it?  Man america can't touch them euros bro.

Math

[CatsCatsCats]

7 days in a week, ~10.5

[Am_I_Anonymous]

74 drinks? Let's see that's 7.4 a day? That's it?  Man america can't touch them euros bro.

American school system at work

LOL,

[Steve Contra]

But no, Americans can't fuck with Euros when it comes to drinking.  We have too many teetotalers here, and we also don't drink vodka like we live in a depressing shithole.

[Pickles the Firecat]

I have a masters degree in drinking breh, probably been doing it since before you were born. I don't see the reason to get shitfaced before I go out now. I mean that is what we did when we were 20.

Also if you see my 37 year old ass in a club please remind me I need to leave, k thx.

So you stopped short of a PhD? That explains it.

Trust me, once you get to a certain drinking level you understand. A night without at least 15 carefully selected smoked porters imported from Bavaria isn't really a night.

[Phoenix Dark]

Why are people giving him shit about getting hammered on 6 IPA's? That would wreck just about any normal person.

I drink 8 nightly

You're still a pussy though:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/09/25/think-you-drink-a-lot-this-chart-will-tell-you/

You have to drink 74 drinks per week to be in the top 10%

Don't yell and math.

sure you didn't go to Ohio State breh?

[Your Stalker]

My fantasies as a kid revolved around older women, specially one of my mom's friends who is (a literal) African tribe princess or some shit.

Also the older sister of one of my friends. She was about 20 when I was 14, and had a kid. One time she chilled at our house while my mom and her mom went to the store. She was out on our deck in a bikini, and I had to stay in my room to try to wait for my boner to subside.

you should've walked out there like

[Pickles the Firecat]

Real talk, I know someone who legitimately feels the way I am posting about beer now. Told me that you don't truly appreciate an IPA until you've been in a field of its particular hop strain. I feel like I need to take a shower.

[Phoenix Dark]

Porters are the best beer.

[Himu]

alcohol tier:

1. cocktails
2. wine
3. hard liquors
4. beer

[Pickles the Firecat]

Liquid Pretentiousness Power Rankings*

1. Wine
2. Coffee
3. Spirits and Cocktails
4. Water
5. Tea
6. Juice/Juicing
7. Dairy Products
8. Beer
9. Soda
10. Smoothies

Considered by: volume of pretentious drinkers, innate pretentiousness of the drink, historical pretentiousness, general annoyance level.

*reverse this list if under the age of 21

[octopushover]

alcohol tier:

1. cocktails
2. wine
3. hard liquors
4. beer

 

[Himu]

Are liqueurs cocktails? Or spirits? Or their own category?

[octopushover]

Are liqueurs cocktails? Or spirits? Or their own category?

Depends. Are we talking a Pernod/Ouzo-style 40+%? Spirit.

Creme de Cacao? Go to hell.

[Himu]

I can't hate on shit like baileys or that egg nog liqueur shit you pour over ice cream. I just can't. To be fair, Baileys mostly tastes of hard alcohol so I'd say cocktail, again proving cocktails the victor.

[Van Cruncheon]

nudemacusers will testify, i drink coors light even at a shitty cac-targeted brewpub

me

[Human Snorenado]

I want to dickpunch microbrew hipsters, then stand over them and drink a bud light while eating a whopper, just to see the tears fall down their stupid faces.

[CatsCatsCats]

The beer snobbery in my city

Chalkboard floor to ceiling tap lists everywhere you go

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having a few ciders to choose from

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[Brehvolution]

Give me an aluminum pint of coors light and you'll probably get a handy out of it. It has to be an aluminum pint though. I don't know why but they just taste better.

[Shadow Mod]

Shit beers are great buzz sustainers after Ive already spent too much on booze.

[Steve Contra]

Beer snobbery will never, ever reach the levels that wine snobbery has.  It's not even a contest.

[nudemacusers]

nudemacusers will testify, i drink coors light even at a shitty cac-targeted brewpub

me

it's true.

and wait until you find out why

[Pickles the Firecat]

I would bump beer up the list but us brew snobs are new to the game and are missing several key attributes of shitty, annoying drink evangelists. We don't have large conspiracy theories (water and fluoride, non-pasteurized milk). Haven't found a way to push questionable science to back health claims (water, coffee, tea, juicing). The history and affluence of wine. The old man hatred of spirits.

We're up and coming, don't get me wrong. But I still see us a fringe playoff team for a few more years.

[Broseidon]

Drinking shit cheap vodka you got for free sellotaped to bulk packs of cigarettes

[StealthFan]

drink thunderbird under a bridge, brehs

[Phoenix Dark]

Coronas taste like shit.

[Himu]

I had a coronarita the other week and it was good

[Pickles the Firecat]

Corona and Bud Light Lime are my macro go-tos. Very drinkable. Great beach beers, solid summer BBQ choice too.

[etiolate]

If I want a sunny day/beach beer then I'm drinking

[Mr. Nobody]

I can't taste the taste of any of them 

[StealthFan]

If its a sunny day I drink water to hydrate

[etiolate]

If its a sunny day I drink water to hydrate

water snob

[Mr. Nobody]

If its a sunny day I drink water to hydrate

water snob

^Tap sipper