Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 6187276 times)

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Himu

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Botty was the straight man in a queer place.

But we all knew.

*files finger nails*

We knew.
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Phoenix Dark

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What's up with gay dudes being more obsessed with female performers than male ones? Botty would definitely eat Ariana Grande out. Not that there's much to eat but still, he'd go down on her nonetheless.
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Himu

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What's up with gay dudes being more obsessed with female performers than male ones? Botty would definitely eat Ariana Grande out. Not that there's much to eat but still, he'd go down on her nonetheless.

Female pop singers tend be more frequent. But more than that, they have higher vocal range and tend to be more flamboyant for obvious reasons. They also appeal to their gay audience more.
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Stan for people young enough that their breath still smells like breast milk, brehs

she's in her 20s
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bunny

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Roma are fuckin thieving scumbags, it's their way of life, their culture. They're  not a race.

"But yuropoor, you are so racist. They're not like that" - American libural who has never met a Roma in his life and never seen the damage they leave behind

Am_I_Anonymous

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she's in her 20s

Which is okay if you're in your 20's....but most of the gaffots are like 40. Kinda weird bro.
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Mr. Nobody

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Roma are fuckin thieving scumbags, it's their way of life, their culture. They're  not a race.

"But yuropoor, you are so racist. They're not like that" - American libural who has never met a Roma in his life and never seen the damage they leave behind

Oh dear

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Roma are fuckin thieving scumbags, it's their way of life, their culture. They're  not a race.

"But yuropoor, you are so racist. They're not like that" - American libural who has never met a Roma in his life and never seen the damage they leave behind

fume

Am_I_Anonymous

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Roma are fuckin thieving scumbags, it's their way of life, their culture. They're  not a race.

"But yuropoor, you are so racist. They're not like that" - American libural who has never met a Roma in his life and never seen the damage they leave behind

:whew

You do know there isn't any Jesus around here to save the lepers, right? Smokey Dave.
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jakefromstatefarm

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no wait guys, let's hear bunny out

Am_I_Anonymous

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no wait guys, let's hear bunny out

I imagine that's how Hitler got started too...

:hitler
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Just replace Roma with Mexican and switch the continents in play, and you have every argument from Minutemen who camp out waiting to shoot a guy.

bunny

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no wait guys, let's hear bunny out

No that's all I wanted to say  :-[

Am_I_Anonymous

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no wait guys, let's hear bunny out

No that's all I wanted to say  :-[

Casual Racism isn't a good look for you. You might as well go full bore. (No pun intended)
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StealthFan

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jakefromstatefarm

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Die Romafrauge, Der Romastaat

StealthFan

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:mjlol:
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Take My Breh Away

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Nicca's having meltdowns like their life depended on it because Assassin's Creed Unity is 900P 30FPS on both consoles

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907457

 :neogaf

Type yourself into a crying rage over how many pixels your box of electronics can output, brehs.


Mr. Nobody

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Nicca's having meltdowns like their life depended on it because Assassin's Creed Unity is 900P 30FPS on both consoles

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907457

 :neogaf

Type yourself into a crying rage over how many pixels your box of electronics can output, brehs.

38 pages and counting  :whew

Pretend like AC didnt peak with 2 and Brotherhood brehs

Am_I_Anonymous

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Nicca's having meltdowns like their life depended on it because Assassin's Creed Unity is 900P 30FPS on both consoles

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907457

 :neogaf

Type yourself into a crying rage over how many pixels your box of electronics can output, brehs.

but but but the PS4 breh.........

Mods Please!
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bunny

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Roma are fuckin thieving scumbags, it's their way of life, their culture. They're  not a race.

"But yuropoor, you are so racist. They're not like that" - American libural who has never met a Roma in his life and never seen the damage they leave behind

Look at this little bitch right here :umad

Pretend I'm wrong breh (am I doing that right)

Am_I_Anonymous

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Roma are fuckin thieving scumbags, it's their way of life, their culture. They're  not a race.

"But yuropoor, you are so racist. They're not like that" - American libural who has never met a Roma in his life and never seen the damage they leave behind

Look at this little bitch right here :umad

Pretend I'm wrong breh (am I doing that right)

Nope. Not even on the same street as right.
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Shaka Khan

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That Unity parity thread is so Dominic* friends. :whew

*Demonic ghetto
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Shaka Khan

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This shit ain't fun with Diunx gone. :fbm
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Shaka Khan

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Haven't seen him in forever. I'm guessing the neighbors stopped paying their internet bill.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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That thread is fucking amazing. People are losing their MINDS over 180p.

If resolution is so important, get a fucking gaming PC.

Right below it is one where somebody calmly asked if anyone can see the difference between 30fps and 60fps and he basically gets evicerated.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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When you get owned by the reddit CEO himself.
https://np.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2iea97/i_am_a_former_reddit_employee_ama/cl1ygat?context=3

Funny and factually correct although it's not the best decision to put your employees out there and blast them like that. I wouldn't do it.

Although it's been a while since the OP was terminated so his benefits/healthcare are probably not out there any more. But I don't think he'll enjoy it when his former employer is called for a job evaluation.

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Brehvolution

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Mojo, what have you been up to breh? You been busy or something?
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Am_I_Anonymous

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When you get owned by the reddit CEO himself.
https://np.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2iea97/i_am_a_former_reddit_employee_ama/cl1ygat?context=3

Funny and factually correct although it's not the best decision to put your employees out there and blast them like that. I wouldn't do it.

Although it's been a while since the OP was terminated so his benefits/healthcare are probably not out there any more. But I don't think he'll enjoy it when his former employer is called for a job evaluation.


Here's a good one I just thought of.


I was involved in the hiring process of a guy for a position at my company. So I called over to his former employer (smallish company) and asked to speak to his manager. I asked him if he would rehire this person and he said "hell nah last I heard he was interviewing with a distinguished black fellow." To which I replied, well I am that distinguished black fellow. Long pause and hang up.

Still makes me laugh.
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I missed a Roma conversation? An opportunity to slip in the relationship between casual middle class/upper class hatred of the homeless in inner city America and Euro hatred of gypsies? Boooo  :fbm

Am_I_Anonymous

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Yeah, new job, finally going to get my CCNA cert so lots of studying.


My buddy just failed his CCIE for like the 3rd time. Shit is expensive bro.
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Brehvolution

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Yeah, new job, finally going to get my CCNA cert so lots of studying.

Congrats! Are you still with that same girl?
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StealthFan

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SA Games going in on GAF in the PS4 thread :sabu
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Himu

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SA Games going in on GAF in the PS4 thread :sabu

Link
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Shaka Khan

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That thread is fucking amazing. People are losing their MINDS over 180p.

If resolution is so important, get a fucking gaming PC.

You gotta admit though, publicly stating "we went with parity to stop arguments" is some quality BS.

Who's Ubi trying to be, my mom? :heh
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Shaka Khan

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Admit it, you jerked off to that thread, didn't you?

Filthy xbot. :pacspit
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Mr. Nobody

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133147049&postcount=15329

:dead they're still debating this

did you really post kill all honkeys tho?

No  :heh

The thread was already brought to its knees off a joke or 2 I didnt think anyone would actually take serious....if I went full Coli, forget about it

StealthFan

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If you like discussing videogames and not dealing with gaffots, yes.
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Mr. Nobody

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If you like discussing videogames and not dealing with gaffots, yes.

Is it really? I've heard they can be just as bad

StealthFan

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If you like discussing videogames and not dealing with gaffots, yes.

Is it really? I've heard they can be just as bad
Depends on the megathread. The Call Of Duty and Xbone ones are pretty damn bad.
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Mr. Nobody

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Paying to post on a forum is bad enough but all these extra charges for basic features? Good grief

StealthFan

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I'd rather browse SA than GAF :umad

I don't buy the other features. Besides where do I discuss games? QT3? 4chan? :heh
reckt

You should discuss games in the deep recesses of your mind with your repressed inner nerdlet like the rest of us.

StealthFan

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I already discuss shit with the niccas in my mind
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Mr. Nobody

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You should discuss games in the deep recesses of your mind with your repressed inner nerdlet like the rest of us.

That nicca be full of shit  :pacspit

Yulwei

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Nicca's having meltdowns like their life depended on it because Assassin's Creed Unity is 900P 30FPS on both consoles

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=907457

 :neogaf

Type yourself into a crying rage over how many pixels your box of electronics can output, brehs.

I haven't seen a thread get that big that fast in a long time.   :lol

Also I agree with StealthFan  that SA is one of the best forums around for video game discussion. Gaf gaming side is worthless for anything other than news and fanboy shilling.

SA as a whole IS flabby and sick though. Lowtax is trying to breathe some life back into it but I don't know how much that'll work.

Rahxephon91

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Is'nt SA just MEGAthreads though? I can't stand that format.

Himu

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SA as a whole is flabby, but the Games forum is the best game discussion forum on the net next to maybe qt3. It's also got great music, comic, and sports forums.
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Himu

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Is'nt SA just MEGAthreads though? I can't stand that format.

Hmmm well, yeah. But there's a ticket that shows how many posts have been made since you post. It also leads to larger sense of community because about 10-20 people post in the same threads. If you click the number of posts since you've last viewed, it instantly takes you to where you left off. But it's much better than nothing but news threads.
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Kara

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So much Russian mafia money in Miami right now. Basically the state is a haven for well to do in Latin,south America and Eastern euro types

Yeah, the Tax Analysts (IIRC) article I read about it 2-3 years ago was quite eye opening with the dollar figures it was throwing around. (Prior to reading it and when I first got into amnesty cases, I had wondered why we didn't sign more international reporting agreements that were built upon reciprocity, now I know it's because the U.S. is an extremely pernicious international tax haven itself.)

Didn't know Vor money was there though, I was always under the impression they operated out of Cyprus (which I guess is ill-advised these days after it caught a bad case of the Greeks...) or the UK. Maybe the Russophone Israeli mafia is the piece I'm missing?

StealthFan

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SA as a whole is flabby for sure. Games and Let's Play is the only reason it continues to make Lowtax money.
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SmokyDave

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Roma are fuckin thieving scumbags, it's their way of life, their culture. They're  not a race.

"But yuropoor, you are so racist. They're not like that" - American libural who has never met a Roma in his life and never seen the damage they leave behind

:whew

You do know there isn't any Jesus around here to save the lepers, right? Smokey Dave.
Spell my fucking name properly, man.