1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yoshichan is fine. He just gets enthusiastic.

Shidoshi still post over there? Always liked that guy.

Yes. Though Shidoshi is a girl now?

Anyway:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133577390&postcount=67

Sure... sure... "your brother."

Yeah I knew that. He was going through his transformation when we use to kill it online. Good person. Always liked his stories about working on magazines. Good stuff. Glad she's okay.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yoshichan is fine. He just gets enthusiastic.

Shidoshi still post over there? Always liked that guy.

Yes. Though Shidoshi is a girl now?

Anyway:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133577390&postcount=67

Sure... sure... "your brother."

Anybody else think PD would be that creepy nicca that makes you double check him when you are in his vicinity? Because I do.

[Himu]

Would you trust me? *bats eyes*

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Nah, PD is cool with me. I wouldn't trust him during the Zombie Apocalypse, or during a Mount Doom/Gollum situation with the One Ring tho.

I wasn't saying he ain't a cool dude, because he seems to be. I'm just saying he would get a double take.

[Cheddahz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133558247&postcount=2054

I swear he's one of the worst posters on GAF.

Yoshichan is cool, just his/her love for Final Fantasy XIII is not cool

[Steve Youngblood]

I dont get it

Ah he changed it, wish I had a screen shot. Anywho a funny sexist comment.

Huh? This post is from over a week ago, and Labor was banned days later for a completely unrelated thread. Unless it was edited within a few minutes (in which case I don't understand why you'd have noticed and linked it now), there'd be an edit timestamp on the post. And I'm not trying to be confrontational here, I'm just legitimately confused about what you think that post was.

[Momo]

Steve replying to a potential moderation action after weeks of being afk

He's using us as free labour to suss out the bad posts breh

[Steve Youngblood]

Steve replying to a potential moderation action after weeks of being afk

He's using us as free labour to suss out the bad posts breh

I'll have you know that I haven't been absent for weeks. I made a post in the Smash 3DS thread over on Gaming!

[Momo]

I'll have you know that I haven't been absent for weeks. I made a post in the Smash 3DS thread over on Gaming!

Your only post in weeks being about smash, that's even worse

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I dont get it

Ah he changed it, wish I had a screen shot. Anywho a funny sexist comment.

Huh? This post is from over a week ago, and Labor was banned days later for a completely unrelated thread. Unless it was edited within a few minutes (in which case I don't understand why you'd have noticed and linked it now), there'd be an edit timestamp on the post. And I'm not trying to be confrontational here, I'm just legitimately confused about what you think that post was.

Perhaps I'm confusing posts. been known to do that with multiple windows open

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909131

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Hey. SmokeyDave has a reputation to keep up as a 4chan hate magnet superstar and justify their "Sonygaf" claims.

The rest of the Ninthings, Xbots and Sony Stanley's tho'

[Phoenix Dark]

Yoshichan is fine. He just gets enthusiastic.

Shidoshi still post over there? Always liked that guy.

Yes. Though Shidoshi is a girl now?

Anyway:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133577390&postcount=67

Sure... sure... "your brother."

I posted about it here when it happened.

He's doing fine now and I'm glad I didn't tell my parents because it would have been ugly. Clearly that OP's situation is different.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909131

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Hey. SmokeyDave has a reputation to keep up as a 4chan hate magnet superstar and justify their "Sonygaf" claims.

The rest of the Ninthings, Xbots and Sony Stanley's tho'

I honestly don't know much about SmokeyDave but as for Gaf being SonyGAF, well duh.

[Kara]

Do you have 3 brothers, PD? Because my notes say you have 2 brothers with white significant others who are women.

No Staatssicherheitsdienst.

[Phoenix Dark]

Do you have 3 brothers, PD? Because my notes say you have 2 brothers with white significant others who are women.

No Staatssicherheitsdienst.

3 brothers.

Might have two white sister in laws depending on how things play out.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Do you have 3 brothers, PD? Because my notes say you have 2 brothers with white significant others who are women.

No Staatssicherheitsdienst.

3 brothers.

Might have two white sister in laws depending on how things play out.

Poor you coming up bro. I was the first brother to get married, then my older brother tied the knot which lead to my mom basically asking my youngest bro when he was getting married stating at age 15. Potential mom sperge fit oncoming, PD.

[Kara]

Hurting your parents by not passing along their genes.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Hurting your parents by not passing along their genes.

Do you have a mom or a momma? Because if you have a momma then you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

[Phoenix Dark]

It's already happening. I think my mom is bummed about her potential white daughter in laws - not because they're white, but because my mom is rather elitist and doesn't like their families, plus doesn't really like the two ladies for a variety of reasons. She's hoping my brothers break up with these chicks and might get her way since these are young couples.

She has a chick in mind for me, a lawyer. And the lady's mom is also very keen on getting us together somehow. I have a feeling she's going to be invited over during the holidays, so I'm contemplating skipping that shit.

[Himu]

Himu would never betray you during the zombie apocalypse

Maybe!

[Himu]

Hurting your parents by not passing along their genes.

Being the only child and preferring adoption.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's already happening. I think my mom is bummed about her potential white daughter in laws - not because they're white, but because my mom is rather elitist and doesn't like their families, plus doesn't really like the two ladies for a variety of reasons. She's hoping my brothers break up with these chicks and might get her way since these are young couples.

She has a chick in mind for me, a lawyer. And the lady's mom is also very keen on getting us together somehow. I have a feeling she's going to be invited over during the holidays, so I'm contemplating skipping that shit.

Am I your brother (except I married a black girl)? Both my bros married either a white woman or a spanish girl. Ha ha.  BTW, I love them both and awesome families. Got lucky all my family have good relations. Well except my sisters' husband. He's a right up dick.

[Himu]

It's already happening. I think my mom is bummed about her potential white daughter in laws - not because they're white, but because my mom is rather elitist and doesn't like their families, plus doesn't really like the two ladies for a variety of reasons. She's hoping my brothers break up with these chicks and might get her way since these are young couples.

She has a chick in mind for me, a lawyer. And the lady's mom is also very keen on getting us together somehow. I have a feeling she's going to be invited over during the holidays, so I'm contemplating skipping that shit.

Can't wait for PD's white family reunion stories.

[Phoenix Dark]

It's already happening. I think my mom is bummed about her potential white daughter in laws - not because they're white, but because my mom is rather elitist and doesn't like their families, plus doesn't really like the two ladies for a variety of reasons. She's hoping my brothers break up with these chicks and might get her way since these are young couples.

She has a chick in mind for me, a lawyer. And the lady's mom is also very keen on getting us together somehow. I have a feeling she's going to be invited over during the holidays, so I'm contemplating skipping that shit.

Am I your brother (except I married a black girl)? Both my bros married either a white woman or a spanish girl. Ha ha.  BTW, I love them both and awesome families. Got lucky all my family have good relations. Well except my sisters' husband. He's a right up dick.

One of them is fine I guess - she's very nice and literally saved my brother's life when he was in the Peace Corps. But she is also kind of odd. She has barely seen any movies that came out after the mid 70s, is super shy, and is a rather quiet person.

The other one is annoying IMO. And she's dating my coon brother who shits on black women while dating the most homely looking white girl he could find. That legit rustles my jimmies brehs...

[Himu]

Pd's post history in two years:

"How can I convince my white sister in law to wear lotion?"

"What's an easy but cool handshake to impress my white sister in law's father with? No please"

[Kara]

Do you have a mom or a momma? Because if you have a momma then you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

Despite only having a biological/legal mom I have a rough idea, yeah. PD's gonna get Yenta'd fierce.

[Mr. Nobody]

You have to at least make it to the first one

[Himu]

"Don't feel like going"

It's your brothers wedding bruh

*crosses off wrath's name on zombie apocalypse hook up list*

[StealthFan]

Jewish women age like pandas fuck 

[StealthFan]

"Don't feel like going"

It's your brothers wedding bruh

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*crosses off wrath's name on zombie apocalypse hook up list*

Where the fuck am I on this list?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

"Don't feel like going"

It's your brothers wedding bruh

(Image removed from quote.)

*crosses off wrath's name on zombie apocalypse hook up list*

Where the fuck am I on this list? (Image removed from quote.)

Right below tampons.

[Phoenix Dark]

Stealth would be in my zombie apocalypse party just so I could shoot him in the leg to save my life.

#ShaneWasRight

[StealthFan]

I see your continual shade nicca

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I see your continual shade nicca

LOL, just kidding man.

If there is a zombie apocalypse, I'm fucked. I'm like the only black dude in white suburbia.

[nudemacusers]

wrath i'll go to your bro's wedding for you, i'll take any reason to go to seattle

[Himu]

"Don't feel like going"

It's your brothers wedding bruh

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*crosses off wrath's name on zombie apocalypse hook up list*

Where the fuck am I on this list? (Image removed from quote.)

Prove your loyalty.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

"Don't feel like going"

It's your brothers wedding bruh

(Image removed from quote.)

*crosses off wrath's name on zombie apocalypse hook up list*

Where the fuck am I on this list? (Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

Prove your loyalty.

Don't believe!

[Phoenix Dark]

My 5 man zombie apocalypse party:

Eel O'Brian: Consummate survivor, and every zombie group needs a badass southern guy

Esch: Buff guy/cook

Stony Jackson: Dale/Hershell role - old guy, wise sage

Smooth Groove: Doctor/porn bro

Satch: Bae

[king of the internet]

Hurting your parents by not passing along their genes.

Passing their genes on through bastard children who won't carry their name

[Am_I_Anonymous]

My 5 man zombie apocalypse party:

Eel O'Brian: Consummate survivor, and every zombie group needs a badass southern guy

Esch: Buff guy/cook

Stony Jackson: Dale/Hershell role - old guy, wise sage

Smooth Groove: Doctor/porn bro

Satch: Bae

Alright guys after we kill off PD and take all the beef jerkies we'll head down and see ice.

[Momo]

Boogie on a horse is all I need

[Mr. Nobody]

"Don't feel like going"

It's your brothers wedding bruh

(Image removed from quote.)

*crosses off wrath's name on zombie apocalypse hook up list*

Where the fuck am I on this list? (Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

Prove your loyalty.

If a zombie nicca want you 

I can't do nothin for ya

[Shaka Khan]

My 5 man zombie apocalypse party:

Eel O'Brian: Consummate survivor, and every zombie group needs a badass southern guy

Esch: Buff guy/cook

Stony Jackson: Dale/Hershell role - old guy, wise sage

Smooth Groove: Doctor/porn bro

Satch: Bae

Your passive aggressiveness towards me is intolerable.

What if you needed to photoshop some zombies for psychological warfare? What if you needed to launch a business after the apocalypse and needed to design a corporate identity? What if you needed a usual suspect to pin all conspiracies and organizational problems on?

Your risk management is very sloppy.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

My 5 man zombie apocalypse party:

Eel O'Brian: Consummate survivor, and every zombie group needs a badass southern guy

Esch: Buff guy/cook

Stony Jackson: Dale/Hershell role - old guy, wise sage

Smooth Groove: Doctor/porn bro

Satch: Bae

Your passive aggressiveness towards me is intolerable.

What if you needed to photoshop some zombies for psychological warfare? What if you needed to launch a business after the apocalypse and needed to design a corporate identity? What if you needed a usual suspect to pin all conspiracies and organizational problems on?

Your risk management is very sloppy.

[Momo]

Horses are useless during the zombie apocalypse just a big meal for zombies

I believe in Boogie

[Phoenix Dark]

My 5 man zombie apocalypse party:

Eel O'Brian: Consummate survivor, and every zombie group needs a badass southern guy

Esch: Buff guy/cook

Stony Jackson: Dale/Hershell role - old guy, wise sage

Smooth Groove: Doctor/porn bro

Satch: Bae

Your passive aggressiveness towards me is intolerable.

What if you needed to photoshop some zombies for psychological warfare? What if you needed to launch a business after the apocalypse and needed to design a corporate identity? What if you needed a usual suspect to pin all conspiracies and organizational problems on?

Your risk management is very sloppy.

breh we can't have you wasting our razors shaving.

[Himu]

[Am_I_Anonymous]

My 5 man zombie apocalypse party:

Eel O'Brian: Consummate survivor, and every zombie group needs a badass southern guy

Esch: Buff guy/cook

Stony Jackson: Dale/Hershell role - old guy, wise sage

Smooth Groove: Doctor/porn bro

Satch: Bae

Your passive aggressiveness towards me is intolerable.

What if you needed to photoshop some zombies for psychological warfare? What if you needed to launch a business after the apocalypse and needed to design a corporate identity? What if you needed a usual suspect to pin all conspiracies and organizational problems on?

Your risk management is very sloppy.

breh we can't have you wasting our razors shaving.

[Shaka Khan]

My 5 man zombie apocalypse party:

Eel O'Brian: Consummate survivor, and every zombie group needs a badass southern guy

Esch: Buff guy/cook

Stony Jackson: Dale/Hershell role - old guy, wise sage

Smooth Groove: Doctor/porn bro

Satch: Bae

Your passive aggressiveness towards me is intolerable.

What if you needed to photoshop some zombies for psychological warfare? What if you needed to launch a business after the apocalypse and needed to design a corporate identity? What if you needed a usual suspect to pin all conspiracies and organizational problems on?

Your risk management is very sloppy.

breh we can't have you wasting our razors shaving.

You've never seen me with a tweezer— I can virtually pluck anything.

[Himu]

Bring a pair of groom scissors too. Allows you to not over pluck and you can use it as a weapon against zombies.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Bring a pair of groom scissors too. Allows you to not over pluck and you can use it as a weapon against zombies.

My zombie survival handbook advocates using elongated weapons. Can you shave with a garden weasel?

[Shaka Khan]

Bring a pair of groom scissors too. Allows you to not over pluck and you can use it as a weapon against zombies.

But that's highly unsanitary.

... Okay, now I'm starting to understand PD.

 Fuck ya'll I'd rather die pretty than with an unkempt unibrow. 

[Shaka Khan]

^ true bromance.

Enjoy your disloyal hoes PD.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

^ true bromance.

Enjoy your disloyal hoes PD.

Can't trust them hoes. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Bring a pair of groom scissors too. Allows you to not over pluck and you can use it as a weapon against zombies.

You're going to stab zombies with scissors? It's shit like this that makes us niccas die first in horror scenarios, girl. Nope, you're not gonna be in my group.
 

Might have to go with a no niccas policy and kick Stony out too. Also no white women based on their performance in Walking Dead (driving into masses of zombies, crashing cars, sleeping outside while surrounded by zombies, etc).

[Shaka Khan]

Methodis is definitely on my apocalyptic blacklist. He shouldn't have lost all that weight.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Bring a pair of groom scissors too. Allows you to not over pluck and you can use it as a weapon against zombies.

You're going to stab zombies with scissors? It's shit like this that makes us niccas die first in horror scenarios, girl. Nope, you're not gonna be in my group.
 

Might have to go with a (Image removed from quote.) no niccas policy and kick Stony out too. Also no white women based on their performance in Walking Dead (driving into masses of zombies, crashing cars, sleeping outside while surrounded by zombies, etc).

Got to have at least one white woman to use as bait breh. C'mon, that's 101 shit.

[Shaka Khan]

Got to have at least one white woman to use as bait breh. C'mon, that's 101 shit.

True.

Cloudwalking, Lindsay, Devo, Kagari, and Dax... who would you pick, PD.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Got to have at least one white woman to use as bait breh. C'mon, that's 101 shit.

True.

Cloudwalking, Lindsay, Devo, Kagari, and Dax... who would you pick, PD.

[Shaka Khan]

Pick Mo