1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Why is GS still allowed to post here?

[zepblackstar]

GAF thrown for a loop, black people using racial slurs against a latino. He has never experienced this from a non white... what to do... what to do

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133922273&postcount=1


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=133922768#post133922768

Originally Posted by BrokenEchelon

As you give, so shall you receive.

Also possibly look into your potential rage and/or alcoholism issues.

I'm not trying to be facetious at all, like you should probably not get this worked up that it would drive you to drink and commit physical violence even if she was being belligerent.

Has the trolling gotten better or this a serious post?

[Rahxephon91]

I am playing Bayonetta 2 right now for work and let me tell you, I have never been more ashamed to be playing a video game in my life. The thing is just...like what a 14 year old boy who "totally saw Ms. Morgenstern's boobies" would draw up in the margins of his notepad.

Sounds like a problem for you.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Why is GS still allowed to post here?

Mods help!

[Kara]

Jeff Bell reference.

Simpler times.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Why is GS still allowed to post here?

And your contribution to this forum is what, exactly?

I'm a top 30 poster, and you're some Fox News fansite anchor.

Top 30 what? You're an offensive and uneducated fucktard. By proxy you make squiddy look like Dale Carnegie.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm a top 30 poster, and you're some Fox News fansite anchor.

The catch: there are less than 30 active posters on this board.

[Your Stalker]

aia you forgot to post the smiley

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You calling another poster offensive is

Uneducated

What are you even an expert in, besides running a hardware store or whatever it is you do?

If you stopped posting tonight not a single person would notice.

LOL so many assumptions. It was a good try though, nice effort.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Come in swinging at another Bore poster and then call them offensive, brehs.

More like a slap....I don't swing on the handicapped, it's a bad look "breh"

[thisismyusername]

christ GS shut the fuck up

.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133927088&postcount=213

Fuck this poster and his or her existence.

[nudemacusers]

I'm a top 30 poster

Hey, we're all bottoms around here

some of us are versatile 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133927088&postcount=213

Fuck this poster and his or her existence.

.

I mean honest to jehova these fuckheads could find a way to be offended at a funeral.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133927088&postcount=213

Fuck this poster and his or her existence.

NeoGAF distilled into a single post. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i cant imagine the fuckery if there's ever a female Bond. Solo will kill himself.

It'd actually be kinda cool.

[Shaka Khan]

I'm a top 30 poster, and you're some Fox News fansite anchor.

The catch: there are less than 30 active posters on this board. (Image removed from quote.)

Come on. It's definitely like 50.

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Brag about being on the D-list breh.

[Kara]

i cant imagine the fuckery if there's ever a female Bond. Solo will kill himself.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd rather have a black Bond. Idris Elba as Bond


but then again Fassbender would be an awesome (white) Bond.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Oh god. Elba as Bond.

[Kara]

I'd love a Bond that wasn't heteronormative tbh.

The jimmies that'd be rustled.

The erosion of het-supremacy in major media.

[ZephyrFate]

im down for a black bisexual bond. Idris Elba smooching some brehs 

[thisismyusername]

Let's be fair: The chick from 28 Days Later should be the Bond Girl this outing. I mean she already kinda was at the start of Skyfall.

[Mr. Nobody]

Oh god. Elba as Bond.

It's a crime this hasn't happened yet

[Phoenix Dark]

Bond is pretty trash though, and almost always revolves around the same "Bond girl betrayal" trope. I liked Skyfall in party because the Bond chick is used rather differently, to say the least.

[benjipwns]

Time to pimp the recent seasons of Covert Affairs again.

She even bangs half the assets.

[SmokyDave]

Oh god. Elba as Bond.

It's a crime this hasn't happened yet

It's a crime that everyone leaps straight to Idris when David Oyelowo is the better choice.

[Joe Molotov]

Jaden Smith playing a black f to m transgender bond in 2026

In a Batman costume.

[Kara]

Time to pimp the recent seasons of Covert Affairs again.

She even bangs half the assets.

[benjipwns]

Hell, Annie's killing more people these days for the slightest reason than Pierce Brosnan did across all his movies.

EDIT: Good god, apparently not, jesus christ at Brosnan's Bond:

[nudemacusers]

an drunk irishman prone to violent outbursts 

[Kara]

Brosnan da (blood) god

[benjipwns]

I like how it's not even close, all the other Bonds kill like 6-8 guys a movie.

And Brosnan is out there killing almost 20 a movie.

Brosnan kills 47 people in GoldenEye according to this chart, which counts differently, 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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[helios]

Bond is pretty trash though, and almost always revolves around the same "Bond girl betrayal" trope. I liked Skyfall in party because the Bond chick is used rather differently, to say the least.

M was the Bond girl

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and the sexiest one

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[benjipwns]

Next time they're on TNT or whatever I'll have to put on a Brosnan Bond and pay attention because I totally don't remember them being borderline genocides.

In fact I can't even really remember the plots of the last three except there's like a media guy who wants to buy up all the worlds somethings and there's a boat part and halle barry is a double agent or something. And then she plays basketball and it's wild.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=910511

A bunch of the replies in here 

[benjipwns]

dat GoldenEye "fall of the Soviet Union" theme intro tho

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Think Casino Royale has my favorite intro though

[close]

[StealthFan]

Goldeneye is an awful looking film. Shit looks and sounds like it was shot in the 80's.

[benjipwns]

Though this is the best Bond theme song:

[StealthFan]

License To Kill is slept on. There is some badass shit in the International Cut and that final setpiece is

A lot of Bond stans recognize how hard it rolls but at the same time hate how American that shit was. They were trying to ape the Lethal Weapon/Die Hard films. Shit felt like an episode of Miami Vice

[benjipwns]

Not counting Connery, I totally love the Dalton films. Then GoldenEye and Casino Royale. (Both versions of the latter.) Though I wouldn't have minded if parts of Quantum of Solace were the second half of Casino Royale instead of what was.

Though I have no idea what The Living Daylights is supposed to mean in relation to the plot.

Keep forgetting to watch Skyfall.

[nudemacusers]

I feel like watching famke janssen crush a dude with her thighs was a landmark moment in my adolescence



 

[benjipwns]

The intro combined with that being one of the first scenes, you knew you were in a for a good Bond film.

EDIT: There are some weird related videos that come up after that one. 

[nudemacusers]

lair of the white worm shot to the top of my buy list

[StealthFan]

 

[Kara]

dat Duran Duran title track

[Kara]

I can regurgitate the plots of the Brosnan Bonds from memory benji but I don't want to.

[Momo]

The last couple of pages is why we need squiddy to distract us from each other

[I'm a Puppy!]

Shut up Squiddy.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=910511

A bunch of the replies in here 

I once stayed at a hotel in Portland where they had room service for holy books. I really wanted to order the Baghava Ghita but wandered a couple of miles to a grocery store (near PGE Park IIRC) and bought Pabst (in bottles) instead because really that's the only holy book I need.

Anyway, when it comes to lodging they roll a little differently up there in Oregon.

[Momo]

I became one with some holy spirits earlier this morning, the headache waiting for me

[parallax]

dat Duran Duran title track

duran duran is my shit. at least before serious. thats the last track of theirs that i gave a shit about

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=133983890&postcount=61

PD's Arabial cousin?

[octopushover]

Hell, Annie's killing more people these days for the slightest reason than Pierce Brosnan did across all his movies.

EDIT: Good god, apparently not, jesus christ at Brosnan's Bond:
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Excluding Skyfall? That defeats the purpose.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

The last couple of pages is why we need squiddy to distract us from each other

We need people to calm the fuck down and ditch the aggression. Too many people here throwing fits over spilled milk. That or Squiddy.

This

Just saying...sometimes casting aspersions is a silly thing. But at least we ain't trying to out PC each other

Edit: Need to learn to lock my tablet. Have a super morning.

[team filler]

we need more spilled milk to appease the blood milk god

[Rufus]

We do need an anti-brag to cancel this out.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

We do need an anti-brag to cancel this out.

Fixed....sorry about that.

I'm old and my hairline sucks. There ya go.

[Rufus]

Now Kara has nothing to work off of.

[Momo]

we need more spilled milk to appease the blood milk god

Andrex