1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Shaka Khan]

Xthots

By Job, this is sticking.

[StealthFan]

Niccas be furious Sony warriors being making fools stay mad in the light of the Godstation 4. Half of you that stan the PC probably can't even play Crysis on high. Speaking of Crysis, what was your last exclusive. Some kickstarter trash?

Spend that cash money to play console games in a higher res

[Yulwei]

Driveclub delayed almost a year. It ends up sucking.
The game that Sony advertised constantly - destiny - in almost all of its pre-release showings, ends up being a colossal disappointment.
There's nothing on the system as good as Forza Horizon 2, Dead Rising 3, or Forza 6 ( is that what number they're at now?)  yet.
Infamous: SS, quickly forgotten.
I bought a 400 dollar system to play Watch Slogs! :mjlol
No backwards compat.
Steam left overs. Let's get hyped over Don't Starved. Yes, I know I could have played it about a year ago, but it's new to me NOW! Go ps4!
Not even a RIDGE RACER at launch.

But that's none of my business.

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Man Dead Rising 3 is boring trash. The xbone has some fun games that I've enjoyed but that is most certainly not one of them

game runs like trash too

[Pickles the Firecat]

Niccas be furious Sony warriors being making fools stay mad in the light of the Godstation 4. Half of you that stan the PC probably can't even play Crysis on high. Speaking of Crysis, what was your last exclusive. Some kickstarter trash?

Spend that cash money to play console games in a higher res

I dapped this because nobody should be forced to live life isolated and alone for having such terrible opinions. Hang in there man. It gets better.

[StealthFan]

DR3 shit's not even exclusive either. I stan for all consoles, because PC stanley's are full of shit. Half the fools that talk shit won't EVER post in spec threads. They have poverty rigs, or even worse laptops, and just want the upper hand in system wars.

[Momo]

DR3 shit's not even exclusive either. I stan for all consoles, because PC stanley's are full of shit. Half the fools that talk shit won't EVER post in spec threads. They have poverty rigs, or even worse laptops, and just want the upper hand in system wars.

I have a non poverty rig and cant even be arsed to post about gaming much less PC gaming specifically. Have hundreds of PC games I'll never play too. Typical PC gamer

[Yulwei]

I don't understand the need to stan the PS4 at this stage. The Wii U took almost 2 years to become a decent purchase if you're into kiddie shit and most reasonable people didn't even attempt to stan it when it was going through its drought (ninthings do not count as reasonable people). This gen is going to have less of everything than the ones before so it is only logical that the consoles will suffer at the start unless they worked hard to have a bunch of good first party software at or near launch like Microsoft.

The PS2, in its first year, had games like Onimusha, Klonoa 2, Twisted Metal: Black,  Gran Turismo 3, Silent Hill 2, Ico, Devil May Cry, GTAIII, MGS2, Fequency, Jak & Daxter, Final Fantasy X.

The PS4 has what?  Fucking Infamous? that's what we stanning now?

[StealthFan]

Say kiddie unironically, brehs

[Shadow Mod]

All console related schadenfreude

 

Bring on the drama and tears

[Yulwei]

Say kiddie unironically, brehs

nintendo is for kids

[StealthFan]

All videogames are for children, nicca. No adult should be playing that shit.

[Yulwei]

i agree

[Momo]

All videogames are for children, nicca. No adult should be playing that shit.

i agree

This is as dumb as saying all anime is for children

[StealthFan]

All anime is for children

[Yulwei]

All videogames are for children, nicca. No adult should be playing that shit.

i agree

This is as dumb as saying all anime is for children

anime is for kids man

[I'm a Puppy!]

Wait, so Captain Toad is sexist now?
Oh GAF.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134313770&postcount=1915

My augments were completely valid. Your cynicism against Sony is through the roof. What you should have done was show your contempt and high horse standards to Microsoft which disrespectfully disregards their customer's needs. You have yet to complain about that, so don't tell I'm "hand waving" when you try to put on your internet "too cool for school, I'm entitled" façade.
I don't even know what the big deal is, maybe it's principle but hasn't the game scored poorly? Why does anyone want a mediocre game so badly.

 

[Shadow Mod]

gamergate is just nonstop lulz if you get passed the ugly parts



 

[Momo]

Why are GamerAids boycotting borderlands?

[Himu]

someone explain borderlands' pertinence to gamersgate?

[Shadow Mod]

Why are GamerAids boycotting borderlands?

 

Either that or Gearbox or something Anthony Burch said. These dudes are just mad at life.

[king of the internet]

All console related schadenfreude

 

Bring on the drama and tears

Yep. I don't hate the game, I hate the players.

[Pickles the Firecat]

#BoycottLinkedin no organization actively promotes the dissolution of journalistic standards more than that cesspool of "connections"

[Momo]

Why are GamerAids boycotting borderlands?

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Either that or Gearbox or something Anthony Burch said. These dudes are just mad at life.

Oh god, Torque needs to say that while suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie

[bunny]

Burch is like a cuckold or some shit. I think he framed an Anita tweet

[I'm a Puppy!]

Why are GamerAids boycotting borderlands?

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Either that or Gearbox or something Anthony Burch said. These dudes are just mad at life.

Wait. No way. Seriously?

Well, to be fair, there's plenty of reasons not to get Borderlands. You don't need to go out and manufacture more.

[Shadow Mod]

Why are GamerAids boycotting borderlands?

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Either that or Gearbox or something Anthony Burch said. These dudes are just mad at life.

Wait. No way. Seriously?

Well, to be fair, there's plenty of reasons not to get Borderlands. You don't need to go out and manufacture more.

Blind leading the blind.

SJWs gonna take games away, who's boycotting a game though. 

[WanderingWind]

#GAMERGATE crowd funding success!
http://www.autoblow2.co.uk/

[nudemacusers]

that looks great, my erect dick is definitely as pliable as a sock jammed with jelly.

[SmokyDave]

#GAMERGATE crowd funding success!
http://www.autoblow2.co.uk/

Customer reviews are cracking me up, especially the dude that says it's too loud for an apartment.

[Momo]

dont bruise your dicks brehs 

[Rahxephon91]

You're days are numbered women.

[octopushover]

Finally, I can relive my teenage experience of getting a fierce, toothy blow job from a big black man in the license plate pressing room of the local jail. This time without having to push my mother down the stairs first!

[StealthFan]

This alien game gives me chest pains Why do I put myself through this tense shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

This alien game gives me chest pains Why do I put myself through this tense shit.

dat limited predictable AI giving you troubles breh?

[StealthFan]

This alien game gives me chest pains Why do I put myself through this tense shit.

dat limited predictable AI giving you troubles breh?

[Jansen]

You're days are numbered women.

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no

[Shadow Mod]

You're days are numbered women.

If it means less creeps everywhere the better.

[nudemacusers]

male sex toy shaming itt

[I'm a Puppy!]

I could've had grapefruit this whole time.

[Kara]

StealthFan with the roman reference. That's like when Gucci Mane decides to bust out a double entendre.

Pretty soon he'll be calling people pater familias and disparaging their internet cognomen.

[StealthFan]

I knew what pater familias was when I was 13 due to Oh Brother Where Art Thou

Have patrician taste in films as a teenager, brehs.

[sarslip]

I knew what pater familias was when I was 13 due to Oh Brother Where Art Thou

Have patrician taste in films as a teenager, brehs.

that's not even good taste in Coen Bros movies.

[StealthFan]

Oh Brother isn't Blood Simple or Fargo but it's still great. Don't hate, nicca.

Also: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3658946&perpage=40&pagenumber=103#post436253402

[Kara]

I knew what pater familias was when I was 13 due to Oh Brother Where Art Thou

Have patrician taste in films as a teenager, brehs.

I guess since it's an adaptation of Classical Greek literature it's technically patrician in the Roman sense.

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Throwing shade on people who died thousands of years ago.

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[parallax]

Why are GamerAids boycotting borderlands?

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Either that or Gearbox or something Anthony Burch said. These dudes are just mad at life.

Wait. No way. Seriously?

Well, to be fair, there's plenty of reasons not to get Borderlands. You don't need to go out and manufacture more.

pretty much. birch being a shitty writer for one

[sarslip]

pretty much. birch being a shitty writer for one

if he's responsible for tiny tina, then absolutely

[Momo]

It's hard for me to reconcile that the people responsible for the fantastic mr torque are also responsible for that piece of shit tina

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134333063&postcount=17684

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134334845&postcount=17689

 

[meeb]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134333063&postcount=17684

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134334845&postcount=17689

 

Why not just not participate in gaming side rather than leaving the entire site?

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134333063&postcount=17684

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134334845&postcount=17689

 

It's too much!!

 

[Take My Breh Away]

For some reason, the mods stanning hard for Killer Instinct is amusing. Especially since Sony Stanleys get annoyed at it.



But then videogames where Skeletons and Robots fight Cybernetic Dinosaurs. I'd stan for it too

[Your Stalker]

we paagin now 

[team filler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134209031&postcount=75

[tiesto]

First Light was tight. Bloodborne and Uncharted will be tight. BF4 on PS4 is the superior console version and is the most played version . Niccas talk about how disappointing Destiny is but still play that shit

Heh, my coworker was telling me he was playing Destiny all last weekend... and I'm like "weren't you disappointed with it?" and he was like "yeah, it sucks but I can't stop playing". Then again I platinumed the XIII trilogy so I should talk

[StealthFan]

Destiny is fun in short bursts. Do a mission or maybe a strike and then stop playing.

Apparently the niccas who hate it so much can't get enough

[benjipwns]

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I keep watching but she doesn't do her finisher on me.

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objectifying 

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[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134333063&postcount=17684

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134334845&postcount=17689

 

Why not just not participate in gaming side rather than leaving the entire site?

Because that would make too much sense and wouldn't get as much attention

[toku]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=134348033&postcount=134

 

[Phoenix Dark]

one of the best thread derails of the year