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Joe Molotov

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LOOK AT THAT CLOVEN HOOF CLUTCHING THE GLASS ugh
each finger looks like rasputin's preserved cock

I lul'd.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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OK...let's stop with this coli bullshit. Stop degrading yourselves Brehs.
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Wasn't Kuchera the one who called GAF a festering pit or something? What post made him change his mind on all that?

EDIT: Ah, more GamerGate shit.


Oblivion

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Wait, White Man got de-modded for that one post he did?

Guess that means he can post here again without fear now. :rock

thisismyusername

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borderlands writer suggested open marriage to wife. she gets spit roasted by other dudes, hes a pleb that cant get shit, cries and then she divorces him after discovering how beta he is.

my dick is diamonds

Wut?


thisismyusername

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as if you have to go more than 10 posts deep for one of his posts about Haley

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136616287&postcount=352

Shadow Mod alt: spotted.

also brehs did u know i am not ghey

Could've fooled me... :gurl

( :heart )

Wait, White Man got de-modded for that one post he did?

Guess that means he can post here again without fear now. :rock

someone posted a thread about it and it got locked.  ::)

Rufus

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=922309

The posts in this thread right here. :holeup
You linked the thread instead. Though I'm not sure I wanna know now.

Rufus

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God damnit.

Brehvolution

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Stealthfan, who is that in your avatar? Gyp Rosetti from Boardwalk Empire?
yes

I hated that guy. His demise was too soft. He deserved much worse.
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helios

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Stealthfan, who is that in your avatar? Gyp Rosetti from Boardwalk Empire?
yes

I hated that guy. His demise was too soft. He deserved much worse.

Gyp deserved worse, but he was awesome. That scene in the church was great

I'm a Puppy!

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Lol GAF, dress up like an anime character, plaster your walls with waifus use the words "Senpai", "-san", "-chan" unironically then bitch about how dressing up like a Geisha is racist and racial appropriation.
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Mr. Nobody

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Lol GAF, dress up like an anime character, plaster your walls with waifus use the words "Senpai", "-san", "-chan" unironically then bitch about how dressing up like a Geisha is racist and racial appropriation.

not kawaii uguu enough tbh

Kara

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Good to know that honorifics are appropriation, could've gotten myself in hot water. :whew

Van Cruncheon

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anime isn't culture tho  :hitler
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Getting flustered and deleting someone off your Xbox Live friends list for cheating in a crappy video game.  :lawd

 But not before sending them an angry PM explaining your deep, deep disappointment at their lack of moral fortitude.

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So I decided to play some Diablo 3 when I saw one guy from my friend list playing it online...

I had to delete guy from my friend list, didn't bother reporting him or anything, but I wrote him that I was disappointed he chose to cheat in order to progress and ruined game for himself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=922756

He was even so kind as not to report him since he knew that, if it got out, their life would be ruined. :neogaf

anime isn't culture tho  :hitler

That's what you think, Cruncheon-sama.
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StealthFan

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evolve ps4 alpha delayed :beli
reckt

team filler

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still waiting for senpai to notice me  :uguu
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StealthFan

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still waiting for senpai to notice me  :uguu
:noah
reckt

StealthFan

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evolve was supposed to release next month. i think the alpha might be a beta on the dl
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Rufus

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I don't understand. Nobody should be on XP still.

StealthFan

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xp was boss.
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Phoenix Dark

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XP is great. I don't have it anymore of course but using it today wouldn't be a bad thing.
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nudemacusers

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last place I worked, fortune 500, was rocking xp on the call center floor. use custom apps that hook into specific operating systems and refuse to update them brehs.
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Shadow Mod

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I don't understand. Nobody should be on XP still.

Nobody should but it's called the working world.

Phoenix Dark

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One of my dad's friends is the stereotypical "fat old guy working in government, soon to be replaced by younger more efficient people" type, and I remember his jimmies being so rustled during Windows 7 training. He'd call me asking for tips, while making passive aggressive comments like "this stuff isn't hard, intellectually. But when you're my age thinking about mortgages and paying for college for two kids you won't have the time or brain space to learn shit like this quickly."
 :neogaf

BTW this is the post I want Lil Drinky or Lil DCharlie to bump when my old ass is inevitably trolled in 15 years.
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Michael Moaner

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the fucking hugbox in that male rape thread is ridiculous

"hey bros i had sex with someone when i was drunk but i dont really remember it now i dont know how to feel"

"omg you're all so brave for posting anonymously on a message board about a story that may or may not be true!"

 :lol

Rufus

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I don't understand. Nobody should be on XP still.

Nobody should but it's called the working world.
Something I failed to consider.
Microsoft's fault for extending support this far. :goty2

I don't understand. Nobody should be on XP still.

Nobody should but it's called the working world.
Something I failed to consider.
Microsoft's fault for extending support this far. :goty2

Microsoft officially stopped supporting XP something like six months ago I believe.

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XP with Service Pack 3  :rejoice

windows 7 & 8  :shaq2

Rufus

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They went two years longer than usual though. Just delaying the inevitable.

I'm a Puppy!

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Screw y'all XP SP 3 is fantastic.
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Van Cruncheon

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windows 7 shits on xp from a great height in every way imaginable
duc

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136697335&postcount=221

how many times do you think he's going to have to say "satoru iwata" today?

Phoenix Dark

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136697335&postcount=221

how many times do you think he's going to have to say "satoru iwata" today?

None, because he isn't going anywhere tonight.
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thabiz

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136697335&postcount=221

how many times do you think he's going to have to say "satoru iwata" today?

none because all his friends are also giant nerds.

Joe Molotov

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136697335&postcount=221

how many times do you think he's going to have to say "satoru iwata" today?

None because no one will care.
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I'm a Puppy!

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I just cringed so hard I think I pulled a neck muscle.
I mean I'm all about nerdy costumes but Iwata? Come on.
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Steve Contra

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3 responses, 3 strikeouts.  You need to step up your respective games :ufup
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Dennis

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Windows 7 was the pinnacle.

3 responses, 3 strikeouts.  You need to step up your respective games :ufup
the daps say otherwise  :bolo
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toku

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Windows 7 was the pinnacle.

I still remember the wave of regret that washed over me when I "upgraded" to windows 8.

Rahxephon91

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=136697335&postcount=221

how many times do you think he's going to have to say "satoru iwata" today?

None because no one will care.
Thats never stopped Nintendo fans.

Shadow Mod

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People are just going to think he's a dressed up Leonard from TBBT. I had to look up names because I don't watch that crap but I've seen enough pics and nerdrage over it.

thabiz

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Windows 7 was the pinnacle.

I still remember the wave of regret that washed over me when I "upgraded" to windows 8.

why toku?  WHY?

toku

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Windows 7 was the pinnacle.

I still remember the wave of regret that washed over me when I "upgraded" to windows 8.

why toku?  WHY?

I had like 3 friends in my ear man. "It's not bad man." "It's pretty good." "Gaming PCs will have benefits."

I miss my fucking customizeable ui. I hate this "app" shit.

thabiz

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those dont sound like friends

D3RANG3D

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Windows 8>Windows 7

 :smug

nudemacusers

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i think we can all agree os x yosemite >
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Purple Filth

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XP with Service Pack 3  :rejoice

windows 7 & 8  :shaq2

:what

Steve Contra

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I think we can all agree arguing operating systems makes you a loser
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thisismyusername

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XP with Service Pack 3  :rejoice

windows 7 :rejoice

Windows 8 and Window Sex  :shaq2

FTFY. You're welcome.

i think we can all agree os x yosemite >

That's not 10.4

(But who is still using Widgets? :shh)

Steve Contra

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I think we can all agree arguing operating systems makes you a loser

And using Windows 7 makes you a winner.
:obama
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dmj

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i think we can all agree os x yosemite >

I have to agree  :D

Shaka Khan

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Windows 7 was the pinnacle.

I still remember the wave of regret that washed over me when I "upgraded" to windows 8.

I remember upgrading towards the end of the semester only for my system (drivers) to crap out from incompatibility during the finals. I said fuck you MS, fuck you MCD, and fuck you Drinky. The vulgarity is well document on here.
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Stoney Mason

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Getting flustered and deleting someone off your Xbox Live friends list for cheating in a crappy video game.  :lawd

 But not before sending them an angry PM explaining your deep, deep disappointment at their lack of moral fortitude.

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So I decided to play some Diablo 3 when I saw one guy from my friend list playing it online...

I had to delete guy from my friend list, didn't bother reporting him or anything, but I wrote him that I was disappointed he chose to cheat in order to progress and ruined game for himself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=922756

He was even so kind as not to report him since he knew that, if it got out, their life would be ruined. :neogaf

The thing is something like that should ultimately teach him how silly it is to place importance on the items and levels he  grinded "the right way".

I'm not trying to say that loots games are pointless. More just saying that its easy to prick the illusion bubble that spending hundreds of hours grinding for things is a noble pursuit.

Enjoy what you play. Hell enjoy your skill in a game if you are good. But there will always be an inherent emptiness if the reason you are playing something is to be the king of the grind.

That being said playing Borderlands, friends will often drop into my game and give me tons of better loot to be nice, all better than the stuff I've spent dozens of hours playing to get.

I'm nice about it and generally accept it but when they leave, I often throw it away. Because its about the journey to get the great thing. Not just getting the great thing.

So I get the idea of maybe he wouldn't want to play with others who want to go about it that way, but it seems like in this case he was being nosy just to preserve his ego.