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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14760 on: November 02, 2014, 06:06:51 PM »
Never had them but that sounds tasty

That bad breh?
honestly, I couldn't give less of a fuck about the actual flavor -it's not like William Wrigley Jr. is particularly selective in their additions to the Skittles Legendarium- my grief comes from the removal and discontinuation of the og lime flavor at the hands of this new Granny Smith imposter.

These fucking bourgeois hedonists even have the gall to slap the "Original" brand on Skittles products that sport green apple derivatives; a move that is clearly pointed against the 40+ year tradition of our citrus comrade. :ussrcry

Verdigris Murder

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14761 on: November 02, 2014, 06:12:47 PM »
There's a video of a bunch of goons greeting Lowtax and his hot girlfriend at the airport. It is so fucking cringe-worthy and you can see how ashamed Tax is, but he plays it cool. Lore would try and act cool, or hard in such an instance. He's an utter plebe, and he'll never sell to a faceless corporation. He's too much of an inept loser to gain sycophants irl, even with money. If he had any intelligence he'd buy a real life business and get it up and running while cashing his checks.
The thing is, how much money would a faceless corp actually be willing to cough up.

Prob not actually that much now, which makes me wonder if Tylore's been putting some cash aside, for emergencies into I dunno star tips business investment advice in tabloids or the Internet.

Which however dumb as fuck that would be, it would probably be a better thing than just spunking your income away on some sort of weird hedonistic short-termism. Which is the hot gurl, nice pad, built out of etherea scenario.
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toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14762 on: November 02, 2014, 06:16:07 PM »
There's a video of a bunch of goons greeting Lowtax and his hot girlfriend at the airport. It is so fucking cringe-worthy and you can see how ashamed Tax is, but he plays it cool. Lore would try and act cool, or hard in such an instance. He's an utter plebe, and he'll never sell to a faceless corporation. He's too much of an inept loser to gain sycophants irl, even with money. If he had any intelligence he'd buy a real life business and get it up and running while cashing his checks.
The thing is, how much money would a faceless corp actually be willing to cough up.

Prob not actually that much now, which makes me wonder if Tylore's been putting some cash aside, for emergencies into I dunno star tips business investment advice in tabloids or the Internet.

Which however dumb as fuck that would be, it would probably be a better thing than just spunking your income away on some sort of weird hedonistic short-termism. Which is the hot gurl, nice pad, built out of etherea scenario.

let the man buy as many ferrari jackets as he pleases

Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14763 on: November 02, 2014, 06:26:02 PM »
-it's not like William Wrigley Jr. is particularly selective in their additions to the Skittles Legendarium-

I think this might be the best aside I've ever read. :lawd

nachobro

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14764 on: November 02, 2014, 06:28:08 PM »
]honestly, I couldn't give less of a fuck about the actual flavor -it's not like William Wrigley Jr. is particularly selective in their additions to the Skittles Legendarium- my grief comes from the removal and discontinuation of the og lime flavor at the hands of this new Granny Smith imposter.

These fucking bourgeois hedonists even have the gall to slap the "Original" brand on Skittles products that sport green apple derivatives; a move that is clearly pointed against the 40+ year tradition of our citrus comrade. :ussrcry
lime skittles still exist but you gotta buy the blue bag. it's called like darkside or something. all the flavors in there are superior to red bag skittles.


nudemacusers

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Mr. Nobody

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Atramental

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14769 on: November 02, 2014, 07:00:07 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137058067&postcount=331

:anhuld

what is going on in kpop gaf
"So... In 20 years the Korean female population is gonna be so irresistible good loking that people around the world are gonna come here to buy their wives. I'm ok with that."
"Don't worry guys, I'll do it. I can put pictures of all the female I found on the street."


nudemacusers

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14770 on: November 02, 2014, 07:03:45 PM »
op of that thread reminds me of the dude on campus (student) that all the asian exchange students were warned about 'off the record' since he was a major creep and would follow chix around. i only found out about this since i was a in a class with a korean chick* and he came up and was trying to make awkward small talk and dropped some lines in korean :dead

*smashed later
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Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14771 on: November 02, 2014, 07:09:23 PM »
"So... In 20 years the Korean female population is gonna be so irresistible good loking that people around the world are gonna come here to buy their wives. I'm ok with that."
"Don't worry guys, I'll do it. I can put pictures of all the female I found on the street."

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« Last Edit: November 02, 2014, 07:21:13 PM by Atramental »

Himu

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14773 on: November 02, 2014, 07:26:35 PM »
BOTTY BANNED

botty are you okay sis
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nudemacusers

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14774 on: November 02, 2014, 07:27:39 PM »
it's hard out there on gaf for straight men who enjoy pop music
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Tribal

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14775 on: November 02, 2014, 07:34:39 PM »
op of that thread reminds me of the dude on campus (student) that all the asian exchange students were warned about 'off the record' since he was a major creep and would follow chix around. i only found out about this since i was a in a class with a korean chick* and he came up and was trying to make awkward small talk and dropped some lines in korean :dead

*smashed later

It wasn't Korean. It was fuckin Klingon, and I wasn't following them around, I was escorting them from behind

I'm a Puppy!

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14776 on: November 02, 2014, 07:42:05 PM »
it's hard out there on gaf for straight men who enjoy pop music
I think you mean "Straight"
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nudemacusers

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14777 on: November 02, 2014, 07:46:07 PM »
botty is a straight man
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14778 on: November 02, 2014, 08:17:18 PM »
botty is gayer than a white iphone

Satch

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14779 on: November 02, 2014, 08:20:36 PM »
BOTTY? STRAIGHT?!!!??! PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


Icon A

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14780 on: November 02, 2014, 08:20:46 PM »
botty is gayer than a somali torontonian english major who is an ardent fan of lana del rey and 'Gossip Girl'

Big Hoops

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14781 on: November 02, 2014, 08:22:58 PM »
who is this moblin whore who keeps liking posts?  :beli

fey

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14782 on: November 02, 2014, 08:23:41 PM »










nudemacusers

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14783 on: November 02, 2014, 08:27:03 PM »
botty is gayer than a white iphone
I have a white iphone :brazilcry
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Big Hoops

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14784 on: November 02, 2014, 08:27:40 PM »
eek

Mr. Nobody

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14785 on: November 02, 2014, 08:28:06 PM »
who is this moblin whore who keeps liking posts?  :beli

A kind soul whoever they are

Himu

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14786 on: November 02, 2014, 08:28:32 PM »
white iphone power! :rejoice
pop gaf bore :rejoice
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nudemacusers

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14787 on: November 02, 2014, 08:30:40 PM »
well, I would have gotten a black iphone but I couldn't install a smiling widget on the lock screen so I could find it at night.


can't wait until i get a 6S in champagne/gold :rejoice
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thisismyusername

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14788 on: November 02, 2014, 08:33:25 PM »
botty is gayer than a white iphone
I have a white iphone :brazilcry

Bitch, please. Who have you been foolin' with your "straight man masquerading as a gay man" shtick? :gurl You just admitting you have a white iPhone causes this Jinga tower to crumble even further than it already had.

Plus, those shoes. With that hair. :gurl And those suits. :gurl :gurl

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« Reply #14789 on: November 02, 2014, 08:35:28 PM »
oop  :gurl :gurl :gurl

StealthFan

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14790 on: November 02, 2014, 08:37:15 PM »
All these pop gaf posts in a row :whew
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Big Hoops

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14791 on: November 02, 2014, 08:39:10 PM »
All these pop gaf posts in a row :whew
What's your play count on The Spirit Indestructible, StealthFan:ufup

Icon A

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14792 on: November 02, 2014, 08:40:14 PM »
i have a yellow iphone

what does that make me


toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14793 on: November 02, 2014, 08:40:49 PM »
Whew, thank god my iphone is "space grey" or PeeDee would really be after me.

Himu

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« Reply #14794 on: November 02, 2014, 08:40:50 PM »
My iphone is white but i have a cute purple case :heartbeat
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StealthFan

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14795 on: November 02, 2014, 08:40:51 PM »
Considering I had to google it, none :hitler

I did listen to Big Hoops once or twice tho.
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« Reply #14796 on: November 02, 2014, 08:42:13 PM »
i have a yellow iphone

what does that make me

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a moron who needs to visit mj doctor tonight

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14797 on: November 02, 2014, 08:42:17 PM »
botty boyz
*****

thisismyusername

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« Reply #14798 on: November 02, 2014, 08:43:10 PM »
i have a yellow iphone

what does that make me

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Kill yourself, you bitch; Tier.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I have no idea, I just wanted to carry that over from POP-Bore
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Mr. Nobody

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14799 on: November 02, 2014, 08:43:25 PM »
Pop-gaf and iPhones

nudemacusers

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14800 on: November 02, 2014, 08:48:10 PM »
botty is gayer than a white iphone
I have a white iphone :brazilcry

Bitch, please. Who have you been foolin' with your "straight man masquerading as a gay man" shtick? :gurl You just admitting you have a white iPhone causes this Jinga tower to crumble even further than it already had.

Plus, those shoes. With that hair. :gurl And those suits. :gurl :gurl
but look how dirty my shoes get!



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Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14801 on: November 02, 2014, 08:48:18 PM »
We are truly #blessed to have Pop-Bore. :rejoice

:dead @ this entire conversation.

Himu

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14802 on: November 02, 2014, 08:50:54 PM »
My phone looks like this. Isn't it cute?!

Post your iphone cases! :heartbeat

IYKYK

fey

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14803 on: November 02, 2014, 08:56:19 PM »
sorry im a standroid


Mr. Nobody

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StealthFan

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14805 on: November 02, 2014, 08:58:43 PM »
Dio's Sacred Heart :lawd
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toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14806 on: November 02, 2014, 09:02:55 PM »
My phone looks like this. Isn't it cute?!

Post your iphone cases! :heartbeat

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Mine:

Himu

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14807 on: November 02, 2014, 09:04:40 PM »
Where's the blood? Where's the gore? Are you sure that's your phone?
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nudemacusers

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14808 on: November 02, 2014, 09:06:53 PM »
i don't use a case, I would be sad to cover the beautiful pristine whiteness.
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Himu

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14809 on: November 02, 2014, 09:10:05 PM »
i don't use a case, I would be sad to cover the beautiful pristine whiteness.

White with cracks in it. Sounds true to life. :jawalrus
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toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14810 on: November 02, 2014, 09:14:14 PM »
Where's the blood? Where's the gore? Are you sure that's your phone?

I have to save that stuff until I get them in the bedroom.


nudemacusers

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14811 on: November 02, 2014, 09:25:08 PM »
i don't use a case, I would be sad to cover the beautiful pristine whiteness.

White with cracks in it. Sounds true to life. :jawalrus
new phone, no cracks :bolo







http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137085388&postcount=387

:holeup how deep does this rabbit hole go mah gawd
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Kara

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« Reply #14812 on: November 02, 2014, 09:42:14 PM »
K-Pop-GAF bloodletting that creep like they names be Kharn. :whew

Atramental

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14813 on: November 02, 2014, 10:18:39 PM »
dokish after serving a 5 year prison sentence:

toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14814 on: November 02, 2014, 10:25:57 PM »
Look at that fucking backdrop.

Himu

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« Reply #14815 on: November 02, 2014, 10:27:04 PM »
dokish after serving a 5 year prison sentence:


.................

:brazilcry
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14816 on: November 02, 2014, 10:28:31 PM »
He is pretty wolf-like. I'm sure the asian ladies will love that aspect.


toku

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14817 on: November 02, 2014, 10:29:39 PM »
Dudes stay doing the least amount of work and expecting the most out of women.

Rahxephon91

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14818 on: November 02, 2014, 10:30:37 PM »
He is pretty wolf-like. I'm sure the asian ladies will love that aspect.
They like beards? Interesting...

Atramental

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #14819 on: November 02, 2014, 10:36:06 PM »
Dokish: The gift that keeps on giving  :lawd