1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Am_I_Anonymous]

You ain't black either, tho

It's why i can speak impartially when people are arguing about cacs in fanbases (Image removed from quote.)

I'm the referee of this shit

Denied

[Himu]

Besada is a Texan?

Where?

[Supermanisdead]

janelle monae's concert was 99% black

Queen

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137297524&postcount=3

He must be unemployed and doesn't leave the house often because thats about the only time thats acceptable.

Even then, no deodorant...

[Himu]

janelle monae's concert was 99% black

Queen

You have no idea what it was like to be surrounded by so many punk-ish black folk. It was a religious experience. Where were you people when I was in high school?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

janelle monae's concert was 99% black

Queen

You have no idea what it was like to be surrounded by so many punk-ish black folk. It was a religious experience. Where were you people when I was in high school?

No shit, I was always use to being surrounded by punk-ass black folk....

[Himu]

Not that kind of punk. The kinda punk that makes me go



Afropunk is God's gift to me. I didn't get to go this year. NEXT YEAR.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Not that kind of punk. The kinda punk that makes me go

(Image removed from quote.)

Afropunk is God's gift to me. I didn't get to go this year. NEXT YEAR.

Who is that? She's quite a looker.

[Himu]

http://afropunkfest.com/

pickles is there an LA alternative to this?

[Himu]

Not that kind of punk. The kinda punk that makes me go

(Image removed from quote.)

Afropunk is God's gift to me. I didn't get to go this year. NEXT YEAR.

Who is that? She's quite a looker.

No idea. I got it from this buzzfeed article a year ago.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/things-you-have-to-deal-with-only-black-person-in

[Himu]

Yes but finding black people who like bad brains is like finding a needle in a haystack

high school

[Am_I_Anonymous]

[nachobro]

Bad Brains da gawds of hardcore. Wasn't too into their reggae stuff though.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yes but finding black people who like bad brains is like finding a needle in a haystack

high school

India Arie?

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137311543&postcount=154

You can check out my fiancee in the "Show off your significant other" thread if you need evidence of what I can get.

respond to a copypaste alphadork post and make alphadork statements, brehs

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137311543&postcount=154

You can check out my fiancee in the "Show off your significant other" thread if you need evidence of what I can get.

respond to a copypaste alphadork post and make alphadork statements, brehs

Breh, he clearly is real mad. I believe you should offer a hug.

[nudemacusers]

my wife said i can't hug other men, only plow.

[Himu]

so you can have sexual relations, just don't get attached. I like it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

my wife said i can't hug other men, only plow.

Lucky fucker. If I so much as accidentally look at a hot girl for more than 2 seconds my wife goes straight to Mad Oprah mode.

[Mr. Gundam]

my wife said i can't hug other men, only plow.

No kissing on the lips, either.

[jakefromstatefarm]

Talib Kweli. It's disgusting.

:ahmadinejad

[nudemacusers]

i should be clear that this is only ok if large sums of money are involved.


i'm no slut 

[Mr. Gundam]

How about a christian side hug?

That's the devil's hand shake.

Handjobs are ok, though.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i should be clear that this is only ok if large sums of money are involved.


i'm no slut 

Ahem....is pecker jousting on the table, sir?

[Himu]

Okay, so, what happens when two guys run full speed at each other, holding their cocks, like a jousting contest? What happens next? Mac?

[toku]

Okay, so, what happens when two guys run full speed at each other, holding their cocks, like a jousting contest? What happens next? Mac?

If two dudes run at each other naked, holding their dicks, are they cuming or going?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Okay, so, what happens when two guys run full speed at each other, holding their cocks, like a jousting contest? What happens next? Mac?

Let me check the rules...ah yes

1.001.03: If both men fail to fall down from the joust then they shall participate in a sword fight involving their penises and snappy british humor.

[Phoenix Dark]

Okay, so, what happens when two guys run full speed at each other, holding their cocks, like a jousting contest? What happens next? Mac?

If two dudes run at each other naked, holding their dicks, are they cuming or going?

culturally biased SAT questions

[Am_I_Anonymous]

PECKER JOUSTING

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.


Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

[WanderingWind]

freenudemacusers, stop.

[Mr. Gundam]

We ain't never gon' stop.

[milchs evil twin]

Mac, have I told you that I love you this week?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

We ain't never gon' stop.

[Yulwei]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137311543&postcount=154

You can check out my fiancee in the "Show off your significant other" thread if you need evidence of what I can get.

respond to a copypaste alphadork post and make alphadork statements, brehs

this is beautiful

[bunny]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137248936&postcount=564
Truth hurts, mod catches feelings

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137248936&postcount=564
Truth hurts, mod catches feelings

 

[StealthFan]

[Your Stalker]

 

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137262103&postcount=4216

Funkdafied better than Illmatic


Fuck these coon ass niccas

fuck what you think, but illmatic never registered for me. hell, noone was talking about east coast albums over here that werent biggie. the south was represented though.

[Joe Molotov]

"creative freedom" "games"

[Himu]

Video games and CREATIVE FREEDOM?!?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ah yes, the over billion dollar industry that jumps on trends as much as Hollywood will lose its creative freedom because of sjws.

[Oblivion]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=925306

I wonder if neogaf mods can be demodded for offensively bad thread titles.

So conflicted on that subject.

On the one hand, I really don't want to agree with right-wing media.

On the other hand, Dunham is a fat, disgusting, obnoxious pig/manatee hybrid who thinks people want to see her naked all the time for some reason.

 

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137339146&postcount=51

... this guy's clearly gimmick-posting at this point, right?

[Kara]

Posting cuz it's creative freedom.

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=925306

I wonder if neogaf mods can be demodded for offensively bad thread titles.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137339806&postcount=4

At least it gave us this. 

[StealthFan]

Murdering niccas while wearing Doritos sunglasses

[Rahxephon91]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137248936&postcount=564
Truth hurts, mod catches feelings

Thank god. Always hated that guy. Now if only that prick Ishida can get banned I'll be sitting pretty rosy.

[Kara]

Why do you hate creative freedom?

[Van Cruncheon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137248936&postcount=564
Truth hurts, mod catches feelings

  

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137339146&postcount=51

... this guy's clearly gimmick-posting at this point, right?

I would invest some of it and save some of it as well, but fuck outta here saying you won't buy just about the most bitching car ever

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137248936&postcount=564
Truth hurts, mod catches feelings

  

Yeah, they haven't given me Swastika patches for my SJW uniform yet

[Phoenix Dark]

I just want people to vote. I have an avatar bet on the line tho - I'm betting on dems getting fucked.

so breh I'm chilling. As long as Terri Lynn Land, Rick Scott, and Sam Brownback get got I'm good. Gonna be at least 2/3 on that count.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137262103&postcount=4216

Funkdafied better than Illmatic


Fuck these coon ass niccas

fuck what you think, but illmatic never registered for me. hell, noone was talking about east coast albums over here that werent biggie. the south was represented though.

Back to the BCT you go

[Tribal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137339146&postcount=51

... this guy's clearly gimmick-posting at this point, right?

He'd just waste it on Michael Jackson and Roman Polanski portraits

[I'm a Puppy!]

I just want people to vote. I have an avatar bet on the line tho - I'm betting on dems getting fucked.

so breh I'm chilling. As long as Terri Lynn Land, Rick Scott, and Sam Brownback get got I'm good. Gonna be at least 2/3 on that count.

Wow, that's a risky bet. Did you bet the sun will rise tomorrow too?

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137262103&postcount=4216

Funkdafied better than Illmatic


Fuck these coon ass niccas

fuck what you think, but illmatic never registered for me. hell, noone was talking about east coast albums over here that werent biggie. the south was represented though.

Back to the BCT you go

its true.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137262103&postcount=4216

Funkdafied better than Illmatic


Fuck these coon ass niccas

fuck what you think, but illmatic never registered for me. hell, noone was talking about east coast albums over here that werent biggie. the south was represented though.

Back to the BCT you go

its true.

No...no it's not

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137262103&postcount=4216

Funkdafied better than Illmatic


Fuck these coon ass niccas

fuck what you think, but illmatic never registered for me. hell, noone was talking about east coast albums over here that werent biggie. the south was represented though.

Back to the BCT you go

its true.

No...no it's not

Amongst everyone i socialized with, it most certainly was. Im not saying funkified was hot, because jermaine dupri and that so so def shit got old quick, but i wasnt aware of big nas presence was until i hit high school and away from the dudes i used to roll with.

Its about the same time i realized just how garbage sillk the shocker was.

[Phoenix Dark]

I just want people to vote. I have an avatar bet on the line tho - I'm betting on dems getting fucked.

so breh I'm chilling. As long as Terri Lynn Land, Rick Scott, and Sam Brownback get got I'm good. Gonna be at least 2/3 on that count.

Wow, that's a risky bet. Did you bet the sun will rise tomorrow too?

I will if someone is willing to bet against it.

[StealthFan]

I just want people to vote. I have an avatar bet on the line tho - I'm betting on dems getting fucked.

so breh I'm chilling. As long as Terri Lynn Land, Rick Scott, and Sam Brownback get got I'm good. Gonna be at least 2/3 on that count.

Wow, that's a risky bet. Did you bet the sun will rise tomorrow too?

I will if someone is willing to bet against it.

That's predatory crab shit nicca