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sarslip

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15240 on: November 05, 2014, 03:10:43 PM »
6'3  :umad

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15241 on: November 05, 2014, 03:13:05 PM »
6'3  :umad

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15242 on: November 05, 2014, 03:13:28 PM »
6'4 with 3 IT certs.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15244 on: November 05, 2014, 03:19:22 PM »
5'9"

i love my height because i don't like short women and there are a lot of white/black women who are close to my height


sarslip

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« Reply #15245 on: November 05, 2014, 03:27:14 PM »
6'3  :umad

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15246 on: November 05, 2014, 03:29:52 PM »
lots of tall motherfuckers in here

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« Reply #15247 on: November 05, 2014, 03:32:01 PM »
lots of tall motherfuckers in here

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Don't feel bad lil man...your time will come one day  :jawalrus

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15248 on: November 05, 2014, 03:32:48 PM »
lots of tall motherfuckers in here

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Lot of manlets too, tho.
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« Reply #15249 on: November 05, 2014, 03:33:25 PM »
lots of tall motherfuckers in here

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Doorway ducking, slenderman looking motherfuckers :pacspit

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« Reply #15250 on: November 05, 2014, 03:34:04 PM »
6 ft.  :jawalrus
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15253 on: November 05, 2014, 04:00:14 PM »
5'9

Not horrible in SoFla where half the guys there are shorter.


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« Reply #15255 on: November 05, 2014, 04:04:39 PM »
i'm quite happy being a regular ol size 9. can get any shoe out there. would seppuku if i couldn't buy balenciaga (even though I don't like most of it anymore) :'(
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15257 on: November 05, 2014, 04:07:56 PM »
6'3
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« Reply #15258 on: November 05, 2014, 04:53:13 PM »
5'6 :(

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« Reply #15260 on: November 05, 2014, 04:55:30 PM »
:deadpos
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15262 on: November 05, 2014, 04:58:03 PM »
6'2" and shortest male in the family :(

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« Reply #15263 on: November 05, 2014, 05:04:04 PM »
why does this site have so many giant jews
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« Reply #15264 on: November 05, 2014, 05:14:06 PM »
why does this site have so many giant jews

Cossack rape, or at least that's what I was always told.

@JayDub - Yeah I can find pleb shoes without issue in stores and online.

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« Reply #15265 on: November 05, 2014, 05:33:36 PM »
6' and I wear UK size 7-8 shoes lol.
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« Reply #15266 on: November 05, 2014, 05:34:48 PM »
Also 5'8"

Also surrounded by shorter individuals of Hispanic descent

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« Reply #15267 on: November 05, 2014, 05:36:51 PM »
EV doing his thang in the Ukraine thread again :ussrcry

Embarrassing :beli
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15268 on: November 05, 2014, 05:39:27 PM »
EV doing his thang in the Ukraine thread again :ussrcry

Embarrassing :beli

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15269 on: November 05, 2014, 07:17:48 PM »
AH! YES! I finally found that .gif I was looking for days ago for Squiddy instead of :neogaf



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« Reply #15270 on: November 05, 2014, 07:19:18 PM »
AH! YES! I finally found that .gif I was looking for days ago for Squiddy instead of :neogaf

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« Reply #15271 on: November 05, 2014, 07:25:22 PM »
Pretty sure those are extensions
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« Reply #15274 on: November 05, 2014, 08:00:09 PM »
I would love to know EV's left origin story. He can talk a classic tankie game but then starts whining about democracy and rights. I can't quite think of how this might have happened since he's too young to have just done what the CPSU told him to do.

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« Reply #15275 on: November 05, 2014, 08:07:22 PM »
I'm so glad I stopped reading the Ukraine thread

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« Reply #15277 on: November 05, 2014, 08:12:03 PM »
I'm so glad I stopped reading the Ukraine thread

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It's the far-right Western capitalist neo-fascists who nuked an innocent country twice, the revolutionary workers state only had them for protection against the imperialist designs of the social fascists in the West through NATO.

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« Reply #15278 on: November 05, 2014, 08:17:08 PM »
Wait! I may have stumbled across some clues: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17824800&postcount=28381
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As a life-long Southerner who has traveled outside the Mason-Dixon line only a handful of times in his life, the Coastal States are undeniably right. The South is a complex place, to be sure, but it's a place that even the Southerner who is most enamored of its charms and quirks, if he is even slightly enlightened, must also loathe and recoil in disgust. Which doesn't mean it also isn't pitiable. The South has always been poorer than the rest of the country, and, as such, also more vulnerable to those powerful interests that exploit poverty. It has similarities to Third World and developing countries in this respect, which also explains why its political and legal institutions are thoroughly corrupt and loathsome. (Some people have referred to the South as an "internal colony" of the US, albeit usually with reference to the post-Civil War period. The South has now reclaimed much of the national political power it had before the Civil War, but it remains disproportionately poor compared to the rest of the country.) C. Vann Woodward is a historian who has written some great books on Southern history. I would highly recommend his work for persons who have an interest in learning more about the South.

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« Reply #15279 on: November 05, 2014, 08:39:55 PM »
majoras mask remake :noah
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« Reply #15281 on: November 05, 2014, 08:57:39 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=927211

Glad to see a lot of GAF has finally gotten off the "South Park Nice.gif" bandwagon.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=137530393&postcount=45

Guess those bans didn't really learn him. Should be banned again. >:(

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« Reply #15282 on: November 05, 2014, 08:58:48 PM »
:yeshrug

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15283 on: November 05, 2014, 09:12:16 PM »
She aint even all that though

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« Reply #15284 on: November 05, 2014, 09:14:36 PM »
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Shattuck, a self-styled fitness and lifestyle guru who was the oldest cheerleader in the history of the NFL, began sending provocative messages to the boy in the spring saying, "we would have fun together," according to the affidavit.

In the summer, she would pick up the boy during his lunch breaks from a class and drive him to the parking garage of the T. Rowe Price building in Owings Mills where they would "get in the back of the car and kiss or 'make out,'" according to the affidavit.

Around 2 a.m., Shattuck left the younger children sleeping in the rental home and took the alleged victim and other teenagers to a liquor store, the affidavit states. There, she purchased Miller Lite and Bud Light for them, according to the affidavit.

Back at the house, according to the affidavit, Shattuck then asked the alleged victim to help her walk the dog. Once they got outside, she began kissing him and fondling him, then performed oral sex on him, according to the affidavit.

The boy then went up to a rooftop deck, where he, Shattuck, and the other teenagers drank alcohol.

Shattuck then "came up and said that [the alleged victim] needs to go to bed," according to the affidavit.

According to the affidavit, the boy then went into Shattuck's bedroom. She stripped down to her underwear, performed oral sex on him again and told him she would be willing to have intercourse. He decided to leave.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15285 on: November 05, 2014, 09:21:13 PM »
Wait! I may have stumbled across some clues: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17824800&postcount=28381
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As a life-long Southerner who has traveled outside the Mason-Dixon line only a handful of times in his life, the Coastal States are undeniably right. The South is a complex place, to be sure, but it's a place that even the Southerner who is most enamored of its charms and quirks, if he is even slightly enlightened, must also loathe and recoil in disgust. Which doesn't mean it also isn't pitiable. The South has always been poorer than the rest of the country, and, as such, also more vulnerable to those powerful interests that exploit poverty. It has similarities to Third World and developing countries in this respect, which also explains why its political and legal institutions are thoroughly corrupt and loathsome. (Some people have referred to the South as an "internal colony" of the US, albeit usually with reference to the post-Civil War period. The South has now reclaimed much of the national political power it had before the Civil War, but it remains disproportionately poor compared to the rest of the country.) C. Vann Woodward is a historian who has written some great books on Southern history. I would highly recommend his work for persons who have an interest in learning more about the South.

Odd.  I had thought that he had hinted in the past that he was a Canadian lawyer (as he used to occasionally post in Canada-related threads.)
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« Reply #15286 on: November 05, 2014, 09:23:37 PM »
Yeah, I came across some other posts later where he talks about Canada as if he lives there...maybe he moved?

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« Reply #15287 on: November 05, 2014, 09:30:24 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=927334

PD  :snoop

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15288 on: November 05, 2014, 09:58:18 PM »
6'0
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« Reply #15289 on: November 05, 2014, 10:33:04 PM »
"Rape Me" is still a p. good song. :obama

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #15290 on: November 05, 2014, 10:35:52 PM »
"Rape Me" is still a p. good song. :obama

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« Reply #15291 on: November 05, 2014, 10:50:19 PM »
can't wait for the 2014 version "Agency Me"
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« Reply #15292 on: November 05, 2014, 10:55:05 PM »
"You Know You're Right" is probably my favorite Nirvana song but I don't really listen to Nirvana:


I just love how his voice breaks towards the end. Definitely sounds like the kinda song you do at the peak of your heroin downward spiral/end of your life.

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« Reply #15293 on: November 05, 2014, 11:00:45 PM »
Yeah, Kurt sounds like he's fucking gone on that track. His surviving bandmates have said those vox were recorded with him lying on the floor cause he was so done.
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« Reply #15294 on: November 05, 2014, 11:02:14 PM »
can't wait for the 2014 version "Agency Me"

I was hanging out in the Reddit College Football IRC channel a few weeks ago during a Stanford game. During one time out the Stanford "band" (which for those unfamiliar with college football are known for being awful at playing music, awful at being a band, and awful at being human beings) started playing the Sublime song "Date Rape". This was a nationally televised football game, so in the channel I remarked "wow I can't believe they didn't mute the band while playing Date Rape." (Of course the Stanford band sucks and that song is kind of old and it was just an instrumental version so there's that). I immediately got a PM from a channel moderator warning me not to use banned or sensitive words in the channel again or I would be kicked and banned from the channel.

Now look, I get that the policy is probably there to prevent stupid people from saying things like "dang he got raped on that hit" or "Oregon's offense is really raping the Bruins" but I mean come the fuck on. Is that where this world is? I don't disagree with their policy even, I just think that instance of enforcement was dumb.
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« Reply #15295 on: November 05, 2014, 11:06:49 PM »
Waif Me

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« Reply #15296 on: November 05, 2014, 11:07:57 PM »
Trigger Me

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« Reply #15297 on: November 05, 2014, 11:11:34 PM »
"Rape Me" is still a p. good song. :obama

All of Nirvana is good. I can't care if you call them overrated. You know in your heart I'm right about that.  :lawd

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« Reply #15298 on: November 05, 2014, 11:13:45 PM »
Nirvana :piss2

Pearl Jam :piss2

Soundgarden :piss2

Alice in Chains :obama




/every single discussion in plug between Esch and I on this subject

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« Reply #15299 on: November 05, 2014, 11:16:18 PM »
All of Nirvana is good. I can't care if you call them overrated. You know in your heart I'm right about that.  :lawd



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