1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.dreamlover.com/nicoleaniston

wait for 4 tokens I can text her for a month?

edit: it's 7 tokens per message to receive?!? what kind of scam is this?!?

I saw an episode of Blossom about this.

How many tokens did it cost to text Joey Lawrence? 

[Himu]

BCT niccas are corny ass lame dudes who can't get a date with a black girl because they are lame ass chucklefucks so they end up dating a fat white girl instead who will tolerate his goofy ass and then say black women only want a thug online. Or they're white.

you have that salty nicca act down. its like you post on reddit

good job himu.

I'm not salty bout shit

[toku]

Yo wouldn't be great to live in a world where niccas could just be whatever the fuck they want to be without it being heavily politicized and critiqued? Can you imagine living without eyes and daggers on you?

[nudemacusers]

sorry this dreamlovers site is killing me

7. Limit on SMS Messages. If a Model does not charge Coins for SMS messages sent by you, the Contact Service will only allow you to send up to five (5) consecutive SMS messages to the Model. Once you send five (5) consecutive SMS messages to the Model, you will not be able to send further SMS messages until the Model replies.

have built in safeguards for your creepy fans (unless they're making you money) brehs

[Himu]

I'm just playing, not making a judgement at all. I never realized this shade throwing was serious and I apologize. I'm fine with them and people being who they are. For instance, my autocorrect changed your name to Goku, and that's fine.

Forgive me.

[toku]

I'm just playing, not making a judgement at all. I never realized this shade throwing was serious and I apologize. I'm fine with them and people being who they are. For instance, my autocorrect changed your name to Goku, and that's fine.

Forgive me.

I didn't think you are, BCT tends to be corny I agree. I'm in liquor and ferguson got me feeling a type of way. That post wasn't even like a shot at you either. I'm just like in general. Wouldn't be nice.

[Himu]

They know that I will defend those niccas any day of the week. Was just having fun and I love the unity. Raise your fist, brother Toku. No, not the one with your wine glass. You can share that though.

[recursivelyenumerable]

this site sounds terrible, i can barely come up with text messages to send to people i know in real life, having to think up things to say to all the models i want to ogle would just be incredibly stressful. the whole point of models is that you don't have to talk to them.

[StealthFan]

thats the whole point of waifus

[Joe Molotov]

this site sounds terrible, i can barely come up with text messages to send to people i know in real life, having to think up things to say to all the models i want to ogle would just be incredibly stressful. the whole point of models is that you don't have to talk to them.

recursivelyenumerable: hi

Nikki: hey babe, how's goin? 

Nikki: everything okay? 

Nikki: pls respond

[parallax]

http://www.dreamlover.com/nicoleaniston

wait for 4 tokens I can text her for a month?

edit: it's 7 tokens per message to receive?!? what kind of scam is this?!?

god. what is the token to money ratio? after seeing that dude that donated 7000 to a streamer, i have no doubt there are dudes willing to pay any price for some attention. then end up like myron from the players club

[nudemacusers]

haha i couldn't find a coin/dollar exchange rate anywhere. it's probably awful.

this site sounds terrible, i can barely come up with text messages to send to people i know in real life, having to think up things to say to all the models i want to ogle would just be incredibly stressful. the whole point of models is that you don't have to talk to them.

dude you can even call them!

[recursivelyenumerable]

i actually met a really cute girl at a bar last week and was really enjoying our conversation for quite a while, then she uttered those dread words "I've been talking a lot ..." and I thought  and of course then she asked me a question and the evening went downhill from there.



my ideal woman would just never stop talking the whole way through our meetings and dates so I never have to say anything.

[Pickles the Firecat]

i actually met a really cute girl at a bar last week and was really enjoying our conversation for quite a while, then she uttered those dread words "I've been talking a lot ..." and I thought  and of course then she asked me a question and the evening went downhill from there.



my ideal woman would just never stop talking the whole way through our meetings and dates so I never have to say anything.

"So, what are you into?"

[toku]

i actually met a really cute girl at a bar last week and was really enjoying our conversation for quite a while, then she uttered those dread words "I've been talking a lot ..." and I thought  and of course then she asked me a question and the evening went downhill from there.



my ideal woman would just never stop talking the whole way through our meetings and dates so I never have to say anything.

"So, what are you into?"

(Image removed from quote.)

"So tell me about you."

 

[recursivelyenumerable]

i'm into only speaking if you pay me by the word. that'll be $350.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140807659&postcount=2393

can't wait for the "My kids don't appreciate the deep story of Hyperdimension Neptunia and won't look me in the eye anymore, should I murder them?" threads

[Kara]

i actually met a really cute girl at a bar last week and was really enjoying our conversation for quite a while, then she uttered those dread words "I've been talking a lot ..." and I thought  and of course then she asked me a question and the evening went downhill from there.



my ideal woman would just never stop talking the whole way through our meetings and dates so I never have to say anything.

[fizzel]

i actually met a really cute girl at a bar last week and was really enjoying our conversation for quite a while, then she uttered those dread words "I've been talking a lot ..." and I thought  and of course then she asked me a question and the evening went downhill from there.



my ideal woman would just never stop talking the whole way through our meetings and dates so I never have to say anything.

My brother got one of them for a wife, she never stops fucking yapping and does all the small talk bullshit for him.

[kick51]

yeah, a talker might seem nice and easy, but what you actually want is someone who can fill the space as long as you ask questions and doesn't completely lose her shit if there's a comfortable, long silence.  of course, its give and take.  if you don't talk ever, don't waste people's time.   

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941665

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140849017&postcount=6

 

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941665

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140849017&postcount=6

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140847535&postcount=2

"ninty"

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941665

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140849017&postcount=6

 

Really wasn't ready for that picture 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140864761&postcount=209

chalkboard of bitterness

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140849017&postcount=6

 

 

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140864761&postcount=209

chalkboard of bitterness

Was this deleted? Can't see shit.

[D3RANG3D]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140864761&postcount=209

chalkboard of bitterness

Was this deleted? Can't see shit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140850277&postcount=28

[king of the internet]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=140861959

 

Shockingly unshockingly pathetic Terrisus post in there. Apparently he and his wife sleep in different beds...she's got the king size and makes his sad ass sleep in a twin. 

[nudemacusers]

The only thing more tragic than an adult sleeping in a twin is an adult sleeping in a twin that is pressed up against a king. That's something people do with needy toddlers lol

[WanderingWind]

I can't even laugh at that. That's too sad to be funny.

[Tasty]

I can't even laugh at that. That's too sad to be funny.

I can.

[king of the internet]

Someone having it worse than me 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140798821&postcount=6

It's okay, Mac. You're among friends here. You can say "Evilore."

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=140861959

 

Shockingly unshockingly pathetic Terrisus post in there. Apparently he and his wife sleep in different beds...she's got the king size and makes his sad ass sleep in a twin. 

Funniest part is that at least half these people are lying...

I get right side...she gets left side....snuggles are infrequent..... Have kids brehs

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=140888527

Da fuq?

[StealthFan]

nicca tainted my jbo thread saying ava devine can't fuck

[Am_I_Anonymous]

nicca tainted my jbo thread saying ava devine can't fuck

K

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140798821&postcount=6

It's okay, Mac. You're among friends here. You can say "Evilore."

nah it was some dude at pax who was just weird. mclaren something

i'd be down to party with lore we could touch butts together

[Oblivion]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140902690&postcount=1038

I get what he's saying, but people have been banned for far less...

[toku]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140902690&postcount=1038

I get what he's saying, but people have been banned for far less...

Fuck this

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140902690&postcount=1038

I get what he's saying, but people have been banned for far less...

dude survived a pedophile sympathy thread and also posting on behalf of a pedophile on the neogaf forum (a forum with people 13 years and up). so i don't think that's gonna be an issue.

[Pickles the Firecat]

If you were magically transported to 1830, would you think that all the white people of that time were just evil by nature?

I guess your perspective on this would probably be colored by how you were treated, huh? Like maybe if a family were to invite you into their home, host you as a guest, break bread with you, help you find your bearings...how would you be able to ignore their humanity and kindness?

OTOH if you're any race other than Caucasian you would be locked in chains and forced to lay rails west for the rest of your life 

OTOH if you're a woman you would be married off against your will

OTOH if you're gay you would be tarred and feathered in the streets

Evil? I mean, it's all in the way you categorize things. Have some empathy brehs

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[Mr. Nobody]

I mean you can't even get mad at him. The man has all the personality of a prototype android.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140917435&postcount=4831

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140917435&postcount=4831

If there is a hell anyone who stans the Star Wars prequel trilogy is going straight there no matter what

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140896747&postcount=5

Is Amazon going to send me letters telling me that I haven't participated in Black Friday for the last 3 years and that this is a lower participation rate than the rubes I live next door to?

[/r/neofeg]

i have to admit that it is quite admirable the chinese were able to make so much of themselves despite their incredibly inhumane treatment during 19th century america. they have my respect for sure.

[nudemacusers]

i don't understand this nerd culture thread at all.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941980

seems like a stupid/superficial attitude to carry around

[king of the internet]

Nerd culture is pretty much exclusively awful. 

[Tasty]

 

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-friends-husband-gave-me-a-hug-and-got-hard.271608/

Have you ever had this happen to you? It's not fun.

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Unless it turns out he's into it.

[close]

[king of the internet]

 

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-friends-husband-gave-me-a-hug-and-got-hard.271608/

Have you ever had this happen to you? It's not fun.

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Unless it turns out he's into it.

[close]

Or mutual boner hugs

[Joe Molotov]

 

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-friends-husband-gave-me-a-hug-and-got-hard.271608/

Have you ever had this happen to you? It's not fun.

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Unless it turns out he's into it.

[close]

Or mutual boner hugs

Drop trou and then boner sword fight.

[recursivelyenumerable]

fricandeau

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941797

niccas keep dropping the skinner box

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140798821&postcount=6

It's okay, Mac. You're among friends here. You can say "Evilore."

nah it was some dude at pax who was just weird. mclaren something

i'd be down to party with lore we could touch butts together

Party up with the B-Team.....be part of the problem.
http://m.

Good job. There aren't enough 200 dollar sweaters in the world to support your pandering.

[Quaker]

That first post and thread backfire.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941002

[king of the internet]

That first post and thread backfire.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941002

(Image removed from quote.)

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=140696092

Yeah, great story to bring out at parties.

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=941797

niccas keep dropping the skinner box

tfw you realize no matter how good the game is, you've been the punchline of the "how to keep an idiot busy" joke for 80 hours

not that i always mind

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140985529&postcount=13739

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140988397&postcount=13744

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=140987575&postcount=13743

PastyDave letting his true color show 

[I'm a Puppy!]

why is he posting in the BCT?
 

what's next? He gonna visit the mormon thread?

[Mr. Nobody]

why is he posting in the BCT?
 

what's next? He gonna visit the mormon thread?

Haven't you ever wanted to be a part of a social circle can't relate to?

You don't sound very progressive, Ronito. Bad dog.