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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18900 on: December 18, 2014, 05:49:17 PM »
I'm disappointed that PD didn't list me as a  real nicca.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18901 on: December 18, 2014, 05:53:30 PM »
I'm :dead at wrath using his face as a gaf avatar

Wrath took over that account, but just as a useless bit of trivia I do believe that was a The Experiment post. It was his account before he gave it to Wrath.

Yep, I wrote it.  Read the book again last year, still thought it was great.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18902 on: December 18, 2014, 06:08:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=955051

ok.  this is getting ridiculous.  who knew everyone loved assassins creed this much.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18903 on: December 18, 2014, 06:13:53 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=955051

ok.  this is getting ridiculous.  who knew everyone loved assassins creed this much.

 ??? Not seeing the problem with the "do not sue." Covering their asses for giving you a free title in compensation for removing the season pass. Otherwise you could redeem and then sue them for "failure to deliver their promises"

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18904 on: December 18, 2014, 06:15:39 PM »
Yeah, I mean isn't that the whole reason they're doing this "free" game, to cover their ass?
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« Reply #18905 on: December 18, 2014, 06:16:54 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=955051

ok.  this is getting ridiculous.  who knew everyone loved assassins creed this much.

 ??? Not seeing the problem with the "do not sue." Covering their asses for giving you a free title in compensation for removing the season pass. Otherwise you could redeem and then sue them for "failure to deliver their promises"

and most companies do this.  its basically standard on software.  ubisoft is the new candyman.  i going to try to summon yves tonight.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18906 on: December 18, 2014, 06:27:00 PM »
Yeah, I mean isn't that the whole reason they're doing this "free" game, to cover their ass?

Basically. They're giving you a title for free for equal (or slightly more, forgetting how much the season pass was) value on Uplay (dunno on consoles) to redeem for them removing it after admitting Unity was fucked up.

Anyone that wants to go sue Ubisoft can give me their Season pass license, I'll happily redeem it to get Watch_Dogs for free (Instead of pirating it. :shh) in your stead.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18907 on: December 18, 2014, 06:30:06 PM »
SMH Ubisoft! I don't understand how any of that shit works but I'm going to act dumbfounded about it on the internet then forget five minutes later.

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« Reply #18908 on: December 18, 2014, 06:30:53 PM »
This might be the dumbest ever asked to a bunch of people being committed to talk about a forum years after being perma-banned:

Has anyone ever successfully quit GAF for good and could tell me how?

I'm nearing my 10th year anniversary on that site and that feels like the biggest L in my life.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18909 on: December 18, 2014, 06:33:44 PM »
incoming salt mine about how notch is spending that Microsoft money

www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=955105



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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18910 on: December 18, 2014, 06:34:00 PM »
You should probably start with an account suicide.

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« Reply #18911 on: December 18, 2014, 06:34:07 PM »
Get perma'd like I did.

One of the best decisions I made this year.  :aah

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« Reply #18912 on: December 18, 2014, 06:35:37 PM »
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18913 on: December 18, 2014, 06:35:42 PM »
post a 4K pic of a giant, gaping hairy pussy in as many threads as possible

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18914 on: December 18, 2014, 06:38:40 PM »
Nah, post "shitting_dick_nipples.jpeg".

It's a classic.

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18915 on: December 18, 2014, 06:45:12 PM »
The problem is that I feel like there's some real utility to it.

I have no one around me who cares about the NFL. I also love having a place to ask questions to people from pretty much any western country. Plus stuff like the beer thread etc. So I think a suicide is out of the question.

I just need to get rid of all the time wasted in between, but so far all my attempts have been futile.

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« Reply #18916 on: December 18, 2014, 06:46:29 PM »
This might be the dumbest ever asked to a bunch of people being committed to talk about a forum years after being perma-banned:

Has anyone ever successfully quit GAF for good and could tell me how?

I'm nearing my 10th year anniversary on that site and that feels like the biggest L in my life.

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Stop checking for new threads. Eventually it becomes too much to catch up on.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18917 on: December 18, 2014, 06:58:41 PM »
Get perma'd like I did.

One of the best decisions I made this year.  :aah

cuz that shit was intentional right nicca?

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« Reply #18918 on: December 18, 2014, 07:05:11 PM »
Nah, post "shitting_dick_nipples.jpeg".

It's a classic.

What did you do to get perma'd

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« Reply #18919 on: December 18, 2014, 07:05:13 PM »
This might be the dumbest ever asked to a bunch of people being committed to talk about a forum years after being perma-banned:

Has anyone ever successfully quit GAF for good and could tell me how?

I'm nearing my 10th year anniversary on that site and that feels like the biggest L in my life.

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I first started blocking the site with leechblock, but soon realized that I didn't have to do that because I had other stuff to do with my time than read GAF.  Plus there are so many new threads put up and so many posts to read that it's just too much to keep tabs on that you'd probably don't want to do it anymore.

Basically I got busier and ended up being more productive because of it.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18920 on: December 18, 2014, 07:16:49 PM »
Nah, post "shitting_dick_nipples.jpeg".

It's a classic.

What did you do to get perma'd
Threw a bit too much shade at Dax. 

Edit: But if it wasn't for that I've posted some pics that would've made Arvie blush.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18921 on: December 18, 2014, 07:19:30 PM »
dat ff12 shade


God of War 1 is flabby as hell. Never cared for it even back on release.

Uncharted 2>3>>>1 tho
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« Reply #18922 on: December 18, 2014, 07:28:37 PM »
At first I thought

Well all other final fantasies are better than 12. 

Then I remember FFXIII.

And was like  :larry
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18923 on: December 18, 2014, 07:42:07 PM »
FF12 and 13 > 8

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« Reply #18924 on: December 18, 2014, 07:53:08 PM »
Hey has anyone ranked FF lately?
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« Reply #18925 on: December 18, 2014, 07:54:18 PM »
FF IX> your faves. Deal with it. Get ignit.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18926 on: December 18, 2014, 07:54:30 PM »
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thinking-about-leaving-my-fiance.276868/
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you've got to be quite a piece of shit to infect your SO like that. I hope he was thrown in the bushes...
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« Reply #18927 on: December 18, 2014, 07:57:27 PM »
lol that notch thread

something deeply hilarious about dudes pining for a guy who is worth... a billion? more? to fund sequels to games nobody is asking for and/or then trying to figure out why a single rich as fuck dude would buy a baller mansion in one of the most moneyed, famous and elite zip codes on the planet.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18928 on: December 18, 2014, 07:59:27 PM »
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thinking-about-leaving-my-fiance.276868/
:kobeyuck

you've got to be quite a piece of shit to infect your SO like that. I hope he was thrown in the bushes...

Coli ruining lives left and right

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18929 on: December 18, 2014, 08:00:01 PM »
but but hes one of us
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18931 on: December 18, 2014, 08:43:12 PM »
final fantasy 12 is garbage and balthier was a buffoon :yuck

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18932 on: December 18, 2014, 08:49:58 PM »
Atra who is the dude in flannel in your avatar?  :-*

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« Reply #18933 on: December 18, 2014, 08:52:30 PM »
final fantasy 12 is garbage and balthier was a buffoon :yuck

He was a perfect gentleman  :goty2

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« Reply #18934 on: December 18, 2014, 09:00:20 PM »
he had the facial structure for a fedora  :expert


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« Reply #18936 on: December 18, 2014, 09:07:28 PM »
final fantasy 12 is garbage and balthier was a buffoon :yuck

He was a perfect gentleman  :goty2

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18941 on: December 18, 2014, 09:45:21 PM »
Get perma'd like I did.

One of the best decisions I made this year.  :aah


Not good enough. Get erased from the site like Retro did. Post about how Evilore is a pathetic loser who has to flaunt his wealth to get laid and even then has a 95% failure rate.

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« Reply #18942 on: December 18, 2014, 09:48:19 PM »
seriously, going into 2015, i'm only going to be impressed with account deletions.
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« Reply #18943 on: December 18, 2014, 09:50:13 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143944828&postcount=125

It's getting to the point where I can't tell if they're serious or just trolling.
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« Reply #18944 on: December 18, 2014, 09:55:41 PM »
Final Fantasy XII was great and gave me hope that finally Square Enix had got their shit together.

Then Final Fantasy XIII and Lightning happened.
« Last Edit: December 18, 2014, 10:24:13 PM by Dennis »

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« Reply #18945 on: December 18, 2014, 09:57:56 PM »
FF12 would be a better game if Lightning was in it.

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« Reply #18946 on: December 18, 2014, 10:01:02 PM »
post a 4K pic of a giant, gaping hairy pussy in as many threads as possible

And make sure not to forget RPG / retro game threads so I catch it! :drool
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18947 on: December 18, 2014, 10:04:17 PM »
FF12 would be a better game if Lightning was in it.

well it would at least have 1 character who isn't star wars prequel trilogy fanfiction tier garbage with a design swiped from the dredges of deviantart.

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« Reply #18948 on: December 18, 2014, 10:10:18 PM »
the best part of any music year-end roundup on techsperg forums are the metal dorks, pop dweebs, and vidjagame-music-is-the-only-music-on-my-sandisk nerdlings proclaiming loud and proud how little of the music they recognize by name.

gg on being out of the loop brehs

I think I knew like maybe 6 artists on that list. Todd Terje obv, Leon Vynehall, Flying Lotus, Brian Eno/Karl Hyde... to be fair Pitchfork doesn't really focus too much on electronic music and I'm not into indie at all nor that much into hiphop.

Though based on the majority of people I know, when they get to a certain age (usually mid 20's), the majority of people stop actively seeking out new music, they'll listen to what's on the radio or whatever they liked in HS/college. I'm willing to bet my friends (in their 30's) wouldn't recognize any artist on that list aside from Taylor Swift... maybe they'd recognize Inspector Norse off It's Album Time because I played that a lot at parties upon its release. Nor would they really even care about being "out of the loop".
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« Reply #18949 on: December 18, 2014, 10:33:17 PM »
FF12 would be a better game if Lightning was in it.

a brutish thug like you could never appreciate a beautiful soul like Lightning  :japancry :uguu :japancry

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18950 on: December 18, 2014, 10:39:58 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=143944828&postcount=125

It's getting to the point where I can't tell if they're serious or just trolling.

Some people take their internet contrarian persona very seriously, if that helps to answer your question.
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« Reply #18951 on: December 18, 2014, 11:11:07 PM »
Just checked an old email account I never use and saw that a GAF account I applied for some time ago was approved.

Time for Round 3. Let's see how long this one lasts.

The game is afoot, Youngblood.

It won't be too difficult. Just look for the worst and newest poster in the NBA thread.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18952 on: December 19, 2014, 01:20:00 AM »
Final Fantasy XII was great and gave me hope that finally Square Enix had got their shit together.

Then Final Fantasy XIII and Lightning happened.


For real. FF12 haters can suck my dick. Best Final Fantasy out there and has been for nearly two decades now (of course, what else besides 13 has there been from Square? :teehee).

Best of the PS2 FF's. 10-2 coming close, but not as many highs.

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« Reply #18953 on: December 19, 2014, 01:24:07 AM »
FFXII is boring as molasses and IZJS is the only way it actually becomes a worthwhile game to play. Also, voice acting recorded in a tin can and a pretty blah story once you can clearly tell when Matsuno left after his "breakdown" or whatever he calls it.

Stop with this "nearly two decades" shit. FFXII has only been out for 8 1/2 years. And since it took 6 years to make and still came out pretty garbage, time doesn't particularly matter.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2014, 01:28:24 AM by ZephyrFate »

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« Reply #18954 on: December 19, 2014, 01:39:36 AM »
Final Fantasy XII was great and gave me hope that finally Square Enix had got their shit together.

Then Final Fantasy XIII and Lightning happened.


For real. FF12 haters can suck my dick. Best Final Fantasy out there and has been for nearly two decades now (of course, what else besides 13 has there been from Square? :teehee).

Best of the PS2 FF's. 10-2 coming close, but not as many highs.
12 was blandness that was covered up by pretentious complexity. FFXII fans glomb onto this complexity and think "It is overly complicated therefore it must be good!" When really all it makes it is overly complicated. The graphics were good, but the dungeon design was god awful (who the hell thought that crystal dungeon would be good?), the story wasn't passable, only Balthier stood out as a character, but really it's mostly his potential that stands out more than the character, the vast majority of the music was utterly forgettable.  The summons were worthless. It sounded like it was recorded in a phonebooth and anyone with even a modicum of planning knowledge could have the game playing itself for 95% of the battles in the first couple of hours. If you have a game where 95% of the fights don't require any user interaction, why even have them. I must admit the world was full of potential and the monster hunt stuff was incredible for the first few hours. But really after the first 8 or so hours everything wears off and it's just a slog from their until the end. The Zodiac system makes a little more bearable, but its not enough to save it. You want my opinion? FFX-2 was the last good final fantasy.   
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« Reply #18955 on: December 19, 2014, 01:42:32 AM »
All voice acting in FF sucks anyway. FF12 is a pretty great game, then again I'm not in the mood to argue with people who somehow convinced themselves that FF13 is anything but boring ass tripe. So to each his own.
Come now, there was that one moment when you finally get to Grand Pulse and you're in that huge field and there's enemies all around and you just pick a direction and go that way. THAT was a cool like 10-12 minutes right there. At least there's that. At least...
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« Reply #18956 on: December 19, 2014, 01:45:05 AM »
Only feggits can enjoy FFX-2, because only a taco could push that package down their throat in the name of gameplay.
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« Reply #18957 on: December 19, 2014, 01:47:16 AM »
I thought the first FF13 was alright, but thats probably because I expected nothing out of it  :yeshrug

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« Reply #18958 on: December 19, 2014, 01:52:44 AM »
Only feggits can enjoy FFX-2, because only a taco could push that package down their throat in the name of gameplay.
If FFX-2 was simply named something else and featured all new characters and was called a new IP everyone would squee over it instead of hating it.
Best battle system in any FF.
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« Reply #18959 on: December 19, 2014, 01:55:49 AM »
Only feggits can enjoy FFX-2, because only a taco could push that package down their throat in the name of gameplay.
If FFX-2 was simply named something else and featured all new characters and was called a new IP everyone would squee over it instead of hating it.
Best battle system in any FF.

I don't like your plan. It sucks. It's awful.