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nudemacusers

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« Reply #18960 on: December 19, 2014, 02:00:54 AM »
oh we're still on final fantasy

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« Reply #18961 on: December 19, 2014, 02:01:24 AM »
Only feggits can enjoy FFX-2, because only a taco could push that package down their throat in the name of gameplay.

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Toho no kuretetari suruuuu keredo mo modorenai!
Yume ni mita katachi to wa nani mo ka mo ga chigauuuuuuuuuuuuu
Genjitsu ni wa memai sae suruuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!



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« Reply #18962 on: December 19, 2014, 02:01:51 AM »
Only feggits can enjoy FFX-2, because only a taco could push that package down their throat in the name of gameplay.
If FFX-2 was simply named something else and featured all new characters and was called a new IP everyone would squee over it instead of hating it.
Best battle system in any FF.

So if we took out the bad parts of the game, it would be good?  :ohhh

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« Reply #18963 on: December 19, 2014, 02:05:10 AM »
I CAN HEAR YOU

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« Reply #18964 on: December 19, 2014, 02:07:32 AM »
I was 16 years old when I rented that shit. I was like fuck yeah and then.....and then...  :uguu
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« Reply #18965 on: December 19, 2014, 02:10:10 AM »
That intro gives me life every time i watch/listen to it. i'm overcome with a sense of joy and laughter no one can tame

that intro is fucking hilarious
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« Reply #18966 on: December 19, 2014, 02:14:40 AM »
I remember that massage minigame  :dayum

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« Reply #18967 on: December 19, 2014, 02:16:40 AM »
:rofl
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« Reply #18968 on: December 19, 2014, 02:20:59 AM »
I'll be honest. As much as I love FFX-2's battle system it is sorta hard to stomach.

My wife likes to watch me play and watched me play through FFX HD and afterwards we popped in FFX-2 and saw the intro and were like "Yeah.....maybe not." And turned it off. Still a better game than FFXII tho.
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« Reply #18969 on: December 19, 2014, 02:22:43 AM »
FFX-2 > FFX

come at me

actually, don't come at me because i won't respond anyways
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« Reply #18970 on: December 19, 2014, 02:26:14 AM »
FFX-2 > FFX

come at me

actually, don't come at me because i won't respond anyways


Himu

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« Reply #18971 on: December 19, 2014, 02:28:47 AM »
FFX original is also 6/10 game.

Thankfully, there's FFX International to make it an 8.5/10 game.
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« Reply #18973 on: December 19, 2014, 02:30:09 AM »
I will hug everyone in this thread.
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« Reply #18974 on: December 19, 2014, 02:35:07 AM »
stop body fondling me
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« Reply #18975 on: December 19, 2014, 02:43:32 AM »
No way am I reading several paragraphs about how a guy doesn't like to hug.
if I ever meet him I'll hug his face off.
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« Reply #18976 on: December 19, 2014, 03:13:45 AM »
Final Fantasy XII was great and gave me hope that finally Square Enix had got their shit together.

Then Final Fantasy XIII and Lightning happened.


For real. FF12 haters can suck my dick. Best Final Fantasy out there and has been for nearly two decades now (of course, what else besides 13 has there been from Square? :teehee).

Best of the PS2 FF's. 10-2 coming close, but not as many highs.
12 was blandness that was covered up by pretentious complexity. FFXII fans glomb onto this complexity and think "It is overly complicated therefore it must be good!" When really all it makes it is overly complicated. The graphics were good, but the dungeon design was god awful (who the hell thought that crystal dungeon would be good?), the story wasn't passable, only Balthier stood out as a character, but really it's mostly his potential that stands out more than the character, the vast majority of the music was utterly forgettable.  The summons were worthless. It sounded like it was recorded in a phonebooth and anyone with even a modicum of planning knowledge could have the game playing itself for 95% of the battles in the first couple of hours. If you have a game where 95% of the fights don't require any user interaction, why even have them. I must admit the world was full of potential and the monster hunt stuff was incredible for the first few hours. But really after the first 8 or so hours everything wears off and it's just a slog from their until the end. The Zodiac system makes a little more bearable, but its not enough to save it. You want my opinion? FFX-2 was the last good final fantasy.
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Himu

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« Reply #18977 on: December 19, 2014, 03:19:13 AM »
being the only person in existence who likes every main line final fantasy to some degree sucks ass

everyone else is bickering and you're just like

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« Reply #18978 on: December 19, 2014, 04:28:42 AM »
How was FFXII complex? The game played itself for the most part - though it was at least more interactive than the shiny storybook of FFXII. It's was about as complex as setting a keybinding.

Oh, right, right. Consoles.  :yuck

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« Reply #18979 on: December 19, 2014, 04:30:53 AM »
Bringing mustard race bullshit in. If thats the case why is FFXIII so hot on STEAM?
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« Reply #18981 on: December 19, 2014, 05:58:23 AM »
The only person bringing up the word "complex" in regards to FF12 was Ronito. Neither I nor anybody else who liked the game here ever say that about the game in this thread. At least, not from what I've read.

I like the combat system due to full control of whichever character I choose, and found it to be the natural progression of FF's admittadly simple system. FFXIII was a regression in every way. It's too far up it's own ass in regards to shitty ass cinematics and story that Squeenix somehow convinced themselves that they are competent in handling.

The FFXII hate still baffles me, and makes me understand why FF games are as shit as they are now. Due to dumbass focus from the developers on other areas besides gameplay of which the fans herald as fantastic regardless due to dubious reasons. Now, FF stories were never great. Just fun in the sense of game progression and stupid japanese stuff that is entertaining. Now that the developers and the fans have convinced themselves that the series is somehow known for "excellent" storytelling and narrative, it's obvious that they focus on that. Which bred horrible results in my humble opinion.

tl;dr

I've reached max  :expert on this dumbshit. So please murder me and end my suffering.


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« Reply #18982 on: December 19, 2014, 06:15:17 AM »
FFXII :lawd

FFXIII :holeup :expert

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« Reply #18983 on: December 19, 2014, 06:46:52 AM »
Final Fantasy VI  :lawd
Final Fantasy VIII  :mynicca
Final Fantasy IX   :jawalrus
Final Fantasy X   :rejoice
Final Fantasy XI   :yeshrug
Final Fantasy XII  :obama


Final Fantasy XIII  :mouf  :miyamoto

Final Fantasy XV   :ohhh

Mr Gilhaney

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« Reply #18984 on: December 19, 2014, 07:02:33 AM »
Final Fantasy 7 remaster on ps4.

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« Reply #18985 on: December 19, 2014, 08:41:18 AM »
FFX-2 > FFX

Anyone that says different is wrong just like FF12 haters. :jawalrus

The only thing I didn't like in FF10-2 is the mini-game-a-thon. Oh, and Rikku. 10's only claim to fame is Auron. Otherwise that "boringness" that 12-haters claim 12 has is in 10 in spades. Plus, HA HA HA...

As for 13: 13-2 is the only one worth playing. The other two are straight up :trash. If you can ignore 13-2's story and Serah at least it kinda feels like a Final Fantasy.

The only person bringing up the word "complex" in regards to FF12 was Ronito. Neither I nor anybody else who liked the game here ever say that about the game in this thread. At least, not from what I've read.

I like the combat system due to full control of whichever character I choose, and found it to be the natural progression of FF's admittadly simple system. FFXIII was a regression in every way. It's too far up it's own ass in regards to shitty ass cinematics and story that Squeenix somehow convinced themselves that they are competent in handling.

The FFXII hate still baffles me, and makes me understand why FF games are as shit as they are now. Due to dumbass focus from the developers on other areas besides gameplay of which the fans herald as fantastic regardless due to dubious reasons. Now, FF stories were never great. Just fun in the sense of game progression and stupid japanese stuff that is entertaining. Now that the developers and the fans have convinced themselves that the series is somehow known for "excellent" storytelling and narrative, it's obvious that they focus on that. Which bred horrible results in my humble opinion.

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« Reply #18986 on: December 19, 2014, 09:00:16 AM »
FFX-2 > FFX


FFX-2 is a fine game, but there was no surprise in it.


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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #18987 on: December 19, 2014, 09:25:01 AM »
Final Fantasy
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« Reply #18988 on: December 19, 2014, 09:39:21 AM »
I'm going for Plat on X-2 and it's pretty bad overall. Definitely prefer X. Havent played Last Mission yet, but I doubt it's gonna change my mind.
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« Reply #18989 on: December 19, 2014, 10:04:12 AM »
The Last FF I played I think was 6 and maybe a bit of 7.

Have I missed anything but blitzball fellas?
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« Reply #18993 on: December 19, 2014, 10:21:33 AM »
The Last FF I played I think was 6 and maybe a bit of 7.

Have I missed anything but blitzball fellas?

Nope, which is why you're a well adjusted human being.

Don't overestimate me, I do play GBA FFT on my tablet on the shitter. Save states FTW.
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« Reply #18995 on: December 19, 2014, 10:49:25 AM »
ff12 is fucking awesome assholes

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« Reply #18996 on: December 19, 2014, 10:57:33 AM »
Don't overestimate me, I do play GBA FFT on my tablet on the shitter. Save states FTW.

I hate that game so very, very much. One of these days I need to give the DS FFT another go, as I heard it's quite good. But I don't know. Final Fantasy Tactics Advance really blew.

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« Reply #18997 on: December 19, 2014, 10:59:48 AM »
Don't overestimate me, I do play GBA FFT on my tablet on the shitter. Save states FTW.

I hate that game so very, very much. One of these days I need to give the DS FFT another go, as I heard it's quite good. But I don't know. Final Fantasy Tactics Advance really blew.



Not in my top 20 but it passes the time.
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« Reply #18998 on: December 19, 2014, 11:04:02 AM »
The original FFT  :lawd

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« Reply #18999 on: December 19, 2014, 11:27:21 AM »
FFTA is fun but Marche is a bitchmade taco.

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« Reply #19000 on: December 19, 2014, 11:28:51 AM »
ff12 is fucking awesome assholes

Why hasn't SE announced FFXII HD for the PS3/PS4/Vita, dammit?
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« Reply #19001 on: December 19, 2014, 11:31:43 AM »
The Judge/Law system is garbage.

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« Reply #19002 on: December 19, 2014, 11:33:11 AM »
Problem is I really only can play RP games as I am not taking a goddamn controller into the bathroom.

Shitting victories last two years

Fire Emblem Advance
Advance Wars

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« Reply #19003 on: December 19, 2014, 11:59:05 AM »
Happy Holidays.

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« Reply #19004 on: December 19, 2014, 12:03:15 PM »
lordt botty :bow
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« Reply #19008 on: December 19, 2014, 12:31:38 PM »
MY FINAL FANTASY RANKINGS:

Dragon quest > Final Fantasy

:whoo :lawd
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« Reply #19009 on: December 19, 2014, 12:35:01 PM »
MY FINAL FANTASY RANKINGS:

Dragon quest > Final Fantasy

:whoo :lawd
Himu-chan's gone full JP. :japancry
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« Reply #19010 on: December 19, 2014, 01:08:57 PM »
I spent an hour with their "guest services team" at 3AM last night to try to get some answers; I plan to do the same today.http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=955426
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« Reply #19011 on: December 19, 2014, 01:10:33 PM »
I spent an hour with their "guest services team" at 3AM last night to try to get some answers; I plan to do the same today.http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=955426

GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE.

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« Reply #19012 on: December 19, 2014, 01:12:17 PM »
MY FINAL FANTASY RANKINGS:

Dragon quest > Final Fantasy

:whoo :lawd

MY FINAL FANTASY RAKINGS:

Pokémon > Square JRPGs

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« Reply #19013 on: December 19, 2014, 01:16:48 PM »
Earthbound > all jrpg turds

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« Reply #19014 on: December 19, 2014, 01:17:48 PM »
Earthbound > all jrpg turds

Kotor > Any JRPG

Jade Empire > Any JRPG

Mass Effect 2 > Any JRPG

:yeshrug
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« Reply #19015 on: December 19, 2014, 01:20:00 PM »
Earthbound > all jrpg turds

Still need to play that.  :gloomy

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« Reply #19016 on: December 19, 2014, 01:21:16 PM »
Earthbound > all jrpg turds

Kotor > Any JRPG

Jade Empire > Any JRPG

Mass Effect 2 > Any JRPG

:yeshrug
To be fair,  you just listed the same game 3 times, they just have different skins
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« Reply #19017 on: December 19, 2014, 01:22:04 PM »
Earthbound > all jrpg turds

Kotor > Any JRPG

Jade Empire > Any JRPG

Mass Effect 2 > Any JRPG

:yeshrug
To be fair,  you just listed the same game 3 times, they just have different skins

:heh

I'd also add any Fallout and Balder's gate to that I suppose.
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« Reply #19018 on: December 19, 2014, 01:30:52 PM »
Vintage Atlus > other JRPGs and WRPGs

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« Reply #19019 on: December 19, 2014, 02:18:52 PM »
I spent an hour with their "guest services team" at 3AM last night to try to get some answers; I plan to do the same today.http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=955426

Some poor souls out there have to listen to grown men complain over the phone for hours about to not getting their glorified happy meal toy, just to put food on the table.  :brazilcry :fbm
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