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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23160 on: February 07, 2015, 04:06:49 AM »
Reminds me of wigga dude on my FB who uses nicca all the time and then shares some photo of some black chick that gave him a chubby on a facebook page he likes called Sexy Black Women or some shit

We all know peeps like this lol.


I got a normal white dude at work that morphs into Mr black talk if I'm within 20 feet of him.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23161 on: February 07, 2015, 05:00:12 AM »
I find stuff like this corny, but ultimately harmles. They think it's cool and want to fit in. /shrug

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23163 on: February 07, 2015, 09:52:29 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987500

 :ufup


also, only people who have no experience living outside the basement would tell this guy "good job, you did the right thing."  that's just not how the real world works.  he just got himself fired.  probably the same people who return that extra accidental item from amazon.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23164 on: February 07, 2015, 10:07:27 AM »
What are the objective merits of games though? On a technical and visual level, yeah, FFVII isn't a looker at all. When it comes to gameplay, its pretty damn simple, but so is every Final Fantasy before it (and after it really). The soundtrack, writing, character cast, those still hold up. FFVII has a very distinct identity.

Final Fantasy 8 reminds me of The Backstreet Boys and Nsync, in fact every teenage girl nerd fucking loves FF8 (and FFX). FF8 is on the same level as FFXIII, except XIII actually has excellent combat.

I think 5 is probably the best of the FFs when it comes to gameplay - lots of different options for building a party, with the job/ability system. The Job Fiesta they have at NeoGAF is a good show of this.
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« Reply #23165 on: February 07, 2015, 10:10:57 AM »
Reminds me of wigga dude on my FB who uses nicca all the time and then shares some photo of some black chick that gave him a chubby on a facebook page he likes called Sexy Black Women or some shit

We all know peeps like this lol.

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I got a normal white dude at work that morphs into Mr black talk if I'm within 20 feet of him.

No. This is wigga making posts about Kobe Bryant and the Lakers and being all "that's my nicca, kiss the rings" he says nicca even when black folk aren't in the conversation. Then five minutes later shares a sexy black woman pic. It's weird.

Fucking Lakers lost, Glen-san.
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« Reply #23166 on: February 07, 2015, 10:14:14 AM »
Reminds me of wigga dude on my FB who uses nicca all the time and then shares some photo of some black chick that gave him a chubby on a facebook page he likes called Sexy Black Women or some shit

We all know peeps like this lol.

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I got a normal white dude at work that morphs into Mr black talk if I'm within 20 feet of him.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23167 on: February 07, 2015, 10:29:55 AM »
holy shit are we talking about ff rankings again already

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« Reply #23168 on: February 07, 2015, 11:18:25 AM »
How are they all Kuns? :hitler
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« Reply #23169 on: February 07, 2015, 11:57:42 AM »
FF8 is the greatest game that graced earth.

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« Reply #23170 on: February 07, 2015, 12:15:28 PM »
finally a 2-1 daps/post ratio :rejoice
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« Reply #23171 on: February 07, 2015, 12:30:17 PM »
How are they all Kuns? :hitler

PD-kun and Beezy-san? Himu-chan?

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« Reply #23172 on: February 07, 2015, 01:00:51 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987500

 :ufup


also, only people who have no experience living outside the basement would tell this guy "good job, you did the right thing."  that's just not how the real world works.  he just got himself fired.  probably the same people who return that extra accidental item from amazon.

This guy probably reminded the teacher when she forgot to give the class homework over the weekend, smh.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23173 on: February 07, 2015, 01:45:55 PM »
If I was boss in that org I'd have fired the slackers. Then fired the tattle tale. Slackers should've known better and I don't need a tattle tale.
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« Reply #23174 on: February 07, 2015, 02:37:58 PM »
Dude really should've played Wonderwall though. He would've been swimming in pussy.
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« Reply #23175 on: February 07, 2015, 02:45:18 PM »
Having heard the actual n word uttered with malice by white people, I've never been offended by white people saying "nicca." Not saying I cosign it...I just don't care. I don't even say nicca irl unless I'm at home with my brothers - my actual brothers.

Not saying I felt shook when someone legit called me a ni@@er, just that there's quite a fucking difference between that and someone greeting you.
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« Reply #23176 on: February 07, 2015, 02:48:09 PM »
so glad you linked to that PD, it was the first thing that came to mind   :lol


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987557

can't even make jokes to an op saying he straight and fabulous while also buying underwear for males so their dick looks good.  :-\
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23177 on: February 07, 2015, 03:11:08 PM »
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« Reply #23178 on: February 07, 2015, 03:29:53 PM »
did someone post that on GAF?  :lol
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« Reply #23179 on: February 07, 2015, 03:36:15 PM »
i prefer rock solid 30 fps

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« Reply #23180 on: February 07, 2015, 03:36:26 PM »
Someone needs to. It's fucking funny but also pretty much dead on.

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« Reply #23181 on: February 07, 2015, 03:37:30 PM »
did someone post that on GAF?  :lol
I got it from 4chan
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« Reply #23182 on: February 07, 2015, 04:02:48 PM »
i prefer 12 fps, like my favorite animes
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23183 on: February 07, 2015, 04:19:36 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987500

 :ufup


also, only people who have no experience living outside the basement would tell this guy "good job, you did the right thing."  that's just not how the real world works.  he just got himself fired.  probably the same people who return that extra accidental item from amazon.

Daps!

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« Reply #23184 on: February 07, 2015, 04:24:29 PM »
watch as KillerisJed starts a troll thread, lets it play out, adds a few more posts to fan the flames, then melts down in his own troll thread because it turns out he was actually trying to make some distinguished mentally-challenged point:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987656

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« Reply #23185 on: February 07, 2015, 04:39:05 PM »
Someone needs to. It's fucking funny but also pretty much dead on.

Sacrifice an alt in The Order 1886 review thread and watch as chaos reigns :lawd

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« Reply #23186 on: February 07, 2015, 04:49:42 PM »
watch as KillerisJed starts a troll thread, lets it play out, adds a few more posts to fan the flames, then melts down in his own troll thread because it turns out he was actually trying to make some distinguished mentally-challenged point:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=987656
dude tries to make troll threads all the time and they all end up exactly the same way :sabu
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« Reply #23187 on: February 07, 2015, 04:55:41 PM »
Someone needs to. It's fucking funny but also pretty much dead on.

Sacrifice an alt in The Order 1886 review thread and watch as chaos reigns :lawd

Just imagining the swarm of butthurt passive aggression. :lawd

Someone do it.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23188 on: February 07, 2015, 05:56:50 PM »
Be careful though, feds watchin  :ufup


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« Reply #23190 on: February 07, 2015, 06:30:51 PM »
too soon
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« Reply #23191 on: February 07, 2015, 06:31:45 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151071506&postcount=1

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4% of his life is spent playing mario kart 8...

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« Reply #23192 on: February 07, 2015, 06:33:13 PM »
holy shit http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151074482&postcount=12

13.5% of this guy's life is spent playing mario kart 8

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« Reply #23193 on: February 07, 2015, 06:53:51 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151080974&postcount=134

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I knew that was coming the minute I saw the thread. BTW will people get banned for calling her "him?"
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« Reply #23194 on: February 07, 2015, 06:56:02 PM »
No, because he hasn't came out as trans.
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« Reply #23198 on: February 07, 2015, 07:15:58 PM »
When I compare those percentages to how much oh my life is spent working I'd gladly trade it for playing Mario kart
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« Reply #23199 on: February 07, 2015, 07:21:45 PM »
aight somebody tell me the big fucking deal about nintendo handheld resolutions and why there are 3 threads about it on the 1st page right now.

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« Reply #23200 on: February 07, 2015, 07:25:37 PM »
aight somebody tell me the big fucking deal about nintendo handheld resolutions and why there are 3 threads about it on the 1st page right now.

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« Reply #23201 on: February 07, 2015, 07:26:30 PM »
ninthings hold on the hope that resolution doesn't matter to consumers when you can get smartphones with what, triple the resolution? for the same price :sabu


edit: and this isn't even talking about tablets. :dead
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« Reply #23204 on: February 07, 2015, 07:33:33 PM »
Your class consciousness is so vulgar Roman legionaries can be found speaking it in the provinces.

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« Reply #23206 on: February 07, 2015, 07:36:39 PM »
*stands up and starts slow clap*

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« Reply #23207 on: February 07, 2015, 07:40:43 PM »
but to your question kara it's probably easier, across the board, to get a sugar daddy than a sugar momma.
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« Reply #23208 on: February 07, 2015, 07:45:05 PM »
Did you see the earlier post?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=150998264&postcount=300

 :teehee

:lol I was posting ad hominem when I called that poster a Trot, but my Trotdar apparently works so well it operates subconsciously now.

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« Reply #23210 on: February 07, 2015, 07:59:43 PM »
Your class consciousness is so vulgar Roman legionaries can be found speaking it in the provinces.

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« Reply #23211 on: February 07, 2015, 08:07:15 PM »
Your class consciousness is so vulgar Roman legionaries can be found speaking it in the provinces.

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This is proper fap material :lawd
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« Reply #23212 on: February 07, 2015, 08:31:37 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151080974&postcount=134

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I knew that was coming the minute I saw the thread. BTW will people get banned for calling her "him?"

So not respecting the preferred gender is an automatic ban these days?

saying anything that could possibly be construed as disrespect is an automatic ban


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« Reply #23214 on: February 07, 2015, 08:35:55 PM »
Kick, your taste is amazing. Tatsumi the GOAT :heart
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« Reply #23215 on: February 07, 2015, 08:59:57 PM »
Kick, your taste is amazing. Tatsumi the GOAT :heart

thanks, he is pretty damn awesome.  and depressing, but awesome.

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« Reply #23216 on: February 08, 2015, 12:02:48 AM »
but to your question kara it's probably easier, across the board, to get a sugar daddy than a sugar momma.

My hair-brained scheme is to lie low the next ten years or so when my demographic will be populated with people who spent too long chasing their various golden calves and suddenly realizing their clocks are winding down. By then a childless, unmarried man who works too much and shuts out any attempts at emotional support will look like a real catch.

Sure I'll have to compromise on some of my new arbitrary relationship standards, but that summer home in Neuchatel will take the sting off that.

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« Reply #23217 on: February 08, 2015, 01:24:57 AM »
but to your question kara it's probably easier, across the board, to get a sugar daddy than a sugar momma.

My ultimate fantasy is basically to find a wealthy, still mildly attractive divorcee in her 40's or 50's who'll financially support my broke ass in exchange for the usage of my relatively young body and undying attention. :aah

Not that young these days though. The dream is dying. :tocry

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« Reply #23218 on: February 08, 2015, 01:34:41 AM »
There surely is a sugar momma who wants to spend a thousand and one nights with the Sword of Allah. I want to Jihad some nice, christian cougar pussy.

For sure. No doubt there's plenty of sugar mama's looking for an Arabian Prince to sweep them away.

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« Reply #23219 on: February 08, 2015, 02:25:19 AM »
life goal: get a cougar to financially support me  :lol

"i want a mommy i can sleep with, too"

fucking lol

grow up, manbabies