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Kraftwerk

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23520 on: February 11, 2015, 07:32:58 PM »
Maybe I am...

come over tonight and find out Esch;


kick51

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23521 on: February 11, 2015, 07:35:50 PM »
buy some uniqlo shit and some j.crew shit and a suit and some comfy pajamas and be done with it. 

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #23522 on: February 11, 2015, 07:38:41 PM »
to be fair some of that list is just man 101. If you're above the age of 22 and don't at least have 2 of the following: a nice blazer, nice white cotton shirts, and nice dress shoes...you lost. The end.
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Mr. Nobody

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« Reply #23523 on: February 11, 2015, 07:41:11 PM »
I buy new underwear/socks every month.

 :yeshrug

You must be filthy

thisismyusername

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« Reply #23524 on: February 11, 2015, 07:45:03 PM »
to be fair some of that list is just man 101. If you're above the age of 22 and don't at least have 2 of the following: a nice blazer, nice white cotton shirts, and nice dress shoes...you lost. The end.

:fbm

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I'm never out enough to need "dress"y stuff unless going to an interview and that's so rare...
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Mr. Nobody

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« Reply #23525 on: February 11, 2015, 07:49:03 PM »
to be fair some of that list is just man 101. If you're above the age of 22 and don't at least have 2 of the following: a nice blazer, nice white cotton shirts, and nice dress shoes...you lost. The end.

:fbm

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I'm never out enough to need "dress"y stuff unless going to an interview and that's so rare...
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I don't need to dress up often either but they're still on deck just in case breh  :larry

Gotta be prepared...it's real outchea
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Kraftwerk

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« Reply #23526 on: February 11, 2015, 07:49:29 PM »
I buy new underwear/socks every month.

 :yeshrug

You must be filthy (Image removed from quote.)

yes...getting fresh underwear and socks as often as I can makes me filthy. Its just something I like, dunno what's the big deal.

Mr. Nobody

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« Reply #23527 on: February 11, 2015, 08:04:28 PM »
I buy new underwear/socks every month.

 :yeshrug

You must be filthy (Image removed from quote.)

yes...getting fresh underwear and socks as often as I can makes me filthy. Its just something I like, dunno what's the big deal.

Just saying man, anybody replacing undergarments that often must mess them up something terrible. Lemme find out your drawers are smelling like kraft singles  :hitler

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Just jokes breh, that's all. Surely you aren't too expensive for humor?
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« Reply #23528 on: February 11, 2015, 08:06:27 PM »


 :lol

Kraftwerk

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« Reply #23529 on: February 11, 2015, 08:12:21 PM »
I buy new underwear/socks every month.

 :yeshrug

You must be filthy (Image removed from quote.)

yes...getting fresh underwear and socks as often as I can makes me filthy. Its just something I like, dunno what's the big deal.

Just saying man, anybody replacing undergarments that often must mess them up something terrible. Lemme find out your drawers are smelling like kraft singles  :hitler

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Just jokes breh, that's all. Surely you aren't too expensive for humor?
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Its all good breh.

That video above me, dat intro...da fuk

"Hi, my name is Katie and I like to fuck strangers."

 :larry

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23530 on: February 11, 2015, 08:23:22 PM »
to be fair some of that list is just man 101. If you're above the age of 22 and don't at least have 2 of the following: a nice blazer, nice white cotton shirts, and nice dress shoes...you lost. The end.

this is unfair to us white people who are statistically less likely to have multiple court dates by our early 20s.

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« Reply #23531 on: February 11, 2015, 08:25:19 PM »
to be fair some of that list is just man 101. If you're above the age of 22 and don't at least have 2 of the following: a nice blazer, nice white cotton shirts, and nice dress shoes...you lost. The end.

this is unfair to us white people who are statistically less likely to have multiple court dates by our early 20s.

But on the other hand, we have jobs...

Kara

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« Reply #23532 on: February 11, 2015, 08:29:47 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=990203

You can't make this shit up.

This is what happens when you don't bully people for being culturally ignorant.

Please go in there and recommend some socialist books or something that would make my head explode, please. Just do it subtlely. They won't know the "real Dark Souls begins here."
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=151679246

I wanted to use The Forty-First because its setting is desolate, but lulz @ finding an English translation of that.

As for the tax implications of undergarments, it all depends on what kind of taxpayer you are.


Kraftwerk

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« Reply #23534 on: February 11, 2015, 08:39:49 PM »
Which mod leaked it from the mod forum?

 :ohhh

I bet it was Amir0x

oh wait

 :sabu

Sausage

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« Reply #23535 on: February 11, 2015, 09:47:21 PM »
Which mod leaked it from the mod forum?

 :ohhh

I bet it was Amir0x

oh wait

 :sabu

my money's on duckroll

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« Reply #23536 on: February 11, 2015, 09:54:44 PM »
why would duckroll bite the hand that shields him from statutory rape charges?
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« Reply #23537 on: February 11, 2015, 09:56:26 PM »
i bet duckroll is especially skilled at quashing so-called leaks  :o

it's why he's managed to avoid being brought to justice for so long  :-[

Himu

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« Reply #23538 on: February 11, 2015, 10:07:47 PM »
Wow. I don't think I can post in this thread anymore.
IYKYK

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« Reply #23539 on: February 11, 2015, 10:14:39 PM »
why would duckroll bite the hand that shields him from statutory rape charges?
statutory rape implies at least consensual sex with a minor.
I believe you'll find you're wrong on that account.
:hitler
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StealthFan

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23540 on: February 11, 2015, 10:23:39 PM »
Wow. I don't think I can post in this thread anymore.


:gurl
reckt

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« Reply #23541 on: February 11, 2015, 10:44:02 PM »
http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/2viwa4/shoutouts_to_the_white_cis_heterosexual_citizen/

apparently elfinlore's car got keyed  :o

 :lol

What evidence is there that that is actually EviLore's car?

/r/neofeg

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« Reply #23542 on: February 11, 2015, 10:59:38 PM »
that's why i said "apparently"

i heard it can be found on his social media, tho  ???

Kara

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« Reply #23543 on: February 11, 2015, 11:13:04 PM »
Evil "balls hard" ore only drives a 911?

thisismyusername

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23544 on: February 11, 2015, 11:32:34 PM »
:yeshrug 911 is iconic compared to some of the later models. Can't fault him if he stuck with that.

Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23545 on: February 11, 2015, 11:50:34 PM »
Compared to some of their more ghastly recent offerings, yeah.

Buy a Porsche station wagon y'all. :holeup

Kraftwerk

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« Reply #23546 on: February 11, 2015, 11:58:42 PM »
Eh, most of the clients I have met who have a Panamera are parents. The last one that came to meet me a year ago was legit using it as her grocery car.

Hell, not saying its pretty, but  I would like to have a $90k family/grocery car.

Man, having ballers as clients is a weird feeling. Its not even jealousy. The only emotion you feel is just amazement, at the lengths they go to since they have so much money,

Legit had one dude BUY the house next to him, and uses it as the living quarters for the kids nanny and the other 2 servants.


Kara

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« Reply #23547 on: February 12, 2015, 12:08:55 AM »
They might be ballers, but they're nouveau riche as fuck. :holeup

thisismyusername

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« Reply #23548 on: February 12, 2015, 12:17:45 AM »
Legit had one dude BUY the house next to him, and uses it as the living quarters for the kids nanny and the other 2 servants.

That's hella nice of him, you gotta admit. Being a literal two minutes walk from your workplace? I'd take it.

Kraftwerk

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« Reply #23549 on: February 12, 2015, 12:18:12 AM »
They might be ballers, but they're nouveau riche as fuck. :holeup

Oh for sure, couldnt be any more true.

Rufus

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« Reply #23550 on: February 12, 2015, 12:36:08 AM »
Enough for February.

StealthFan

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« Reply #23551 on: February 12, 2015, 12:46:04 AM »
I wear nothing but sweats and freeball.
reckt

benjipwns

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« Reply #23552 on: February 12, 2015, 01:00:45 AM »

Kara

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« Reply #23553 on: February 12, 2015, 01:28:08 AM »
Hi, I'm a Marxist. I think primitive accumulation just magically happens. I also believe the existence of markets and an economy in which the Party controls something like 1/3 of economic output through SOEs is capitalist.


toku

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« Reply #23555 on: February 12, 2015, 02:16:33 AM »
Kara broke his back


Rahxephon91

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23557 on: February 12, 2015, 02:19:40 AM »
Quote from: ilnadmy;151714421
I will admit to showing the intro part to my last two girlfriends.

Neither of them was impressed.
Did he break up with them because they weren't or did they because he forced the game down thier throat.

benjipwns

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« Reply #23558 on: February 12, 2015, 02:26:56 AM »
I don't get the big deal about the intro, show people the giraffes!

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« Reply #23559 on: February 12, 2015, 02:28:26 AM »
I don't get the big deal about the intro, show people the giraffes!

To be fair the giraffe riding sequence was pretty unexpected.

benjipwns

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« Reply #23560 on: February 12, 2015, 02:41:12 AM »
But the intro is like...every zombie/apocalypse movie ever.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23561 on: February 12, 2015, 02:42:38 AM »
If you're showing somebody TLOU, you might as well pop in Children of Men and not be viewed as some sort of forceful, weird dude.
OH!

Rufus

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« Reply #23562 on: February 12, 2015, 02:45:44 AM »
I like to think of benji as a posting werewolf. After 1am central time he hits peak sarcasm , gets a little cracked and posts something vaguely provocative in the OT.
I haven't read an OT in years, but I like this image of Benji.

benjipwns

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« Reply #23563 on: February 12, 2015, 02:48:45 AM »
I like to think of benji as a posting werewolf. After 1am central time he hits peak sarcasm , gets a little cracked and posts something vaguely provocative in the OT.
Peak sarcasm/facetious is a myth.

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« Reply #23564 on: February 12, 2015, 02:49:18 AM »
Honestly I think TLOU is a dope game but the intro is super heavy handed and manipulative in the way so many acclaimed story games tend to be.

Rufus

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« Reply #23565 on: February 12, 2015, 03:00:38 AM »
At least you don't learn the stealth takedown on your wife.

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« Reply #23566 on: February 12, 2015, 03:02:01 AM »
Me ruining my daily run by falling into spikes in 1-1 of Spelunky is a much more tragic beginning to a game :goty

benjipwns

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« Reply #23567 on: February 12, 2015, 03:03:54 AM »
Me ruining my daily run by falling into spikes in 1-1 of Spelunky is a much more tragic beginning to a game :goty

El Babua

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« Reply #23568 on: February 12, 2015, 03:04:43 AM »
I remember when IGN got Seth Rogan and some other dude to play the intro and they were bemused at all the acclaim while playing it. :dead

Kraftwerk

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« Reply #23569 on: February 12, 2015, 03:29:57 AM »
Fuck Last of Us and Uncharted, mainly because I still want my Crash Bandicoot.  :tocry

Sausage

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23570 on: February 12, 2015, 03:36:56 AM »
The intro of Last of Us was so fucking lame. I would have returned it if the rest of the game was an interactive movie like that was.

Mr Gilhaney

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« Reply #23571 on: February 12, 2015, 05:32:38 AM »
I'm all for interactivie movies, walking simulators or whatever people call them , but yeah, the intro to tlou was a bit cheesy I thought. It was a decent intro though all in all, but the game became so much better later.

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« Reply #23572 on: February 12, 2015, 06:32:24 AM »
The intro of Last of Us was so fucking lame. I would have returned it if the rest of the game was an interactive movie like that was.

Actually, that was probably the best part of the game. The panic over something you don't know that is causing people to turn into mindless killers so it's rats on a sinking ship time. Rest of the game should've had that feeling, TBH. Instead it became a boring plod of a stealth game without any of the fun of fuckery on the enemies in a Stealth game because you can only:

-Distract

or

-Melee/Shoot/notify

the infected enemies. The human enemies were at least more fun because you had those two options without the entire army of humans coming UNLESS you fired an unsilent gun.

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« Reply #23573 on: February 12, 2015, 07:38:39 AM »
Woke up at 4am with the runs. Wonder if I got a visit from the esch fairy
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Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #23576 on: February 12, 2015, 09:28:14 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151628132&postcount=423

Opiate not only backs pedo's, he also has empathy for con artists. GTFO with this nonsense.
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« Reply #23577 on: February 12, 2015, 09:31:47 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151734683&postcount=1860

The Order is prime feasting ground. Now we have moved onto "Concern troll" poster paranoia from the astroturfers. :lawd

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« Reply #23578 on: February 12, 2015, 09:54:28 AM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=151628132&postcount=423

Opiate not only backs pedo's, he also has empathy for con artists. GTFO with this nonsense.
Hey man, he just empathizes with the pedo-kin and conartist-kin people. Why are you so unenlightened?
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SmokyDave

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #23579 on: February 12, 2015, 10:03:21 AM »
I wish I had a quid for every time someone typed 'problematic' on GAF.