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ZephyrFate

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24960 on: February 24, 2015, 12:39:21 PM »
My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.
To answer your question out in the open since you went about asking it in a shitty way:

There are some straight men who look for feminine men, or crossdressers, or trans men (I've watched enough "private" amateur videos to know that straight men will fuck a guy up the ass if he's in women's clothes and shaved). There are straight men who, like a fraternity bro, will only go after other muscley jock men because their sexual curiosity leads them to only want other men who simply exude stereotypical masculinity -- i.e., a gym rat. They want to be with the men they see most often or work out with.

But most, and by most I mean about 70%, of straight men or closeted men or married men simply want discretion. You don't have to be in great shape, or feminine, to promise that. I'm experienced, and straight men like that. I couldn't tell you the number, since i stopped counting, but I've been many a straight man's first time. I know this not because they tell me so, but by their nervousness or what they want or how they want it to happen. So long as you're good at sex, and keep it discreet, then really that's all that's needed. The incredibly good looking straight bro who comes over like 2 times a week and is hard as a rock the moment we start getting frisky is proof enough of that, let alone the others.

tbh I could probably write a book about male bicuriousity in the modern age through the perspective of the receptive partner.

Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #24961 on: February 24, 2015, 12:40:41 PM »
"If you spend your whole life pointing  a finger at others you need to realize 3 are pointed back at you, son"
This is the wrong thread for that kind of advice.  :yeshrug

Only if you take any of this inane bullshit seriously.

Like the post above. Turning "straight" dudes.....those dudes aren't straight.
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ZephyrFate

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« Reply #24962 on: February 24, 2015, 12:45:11 PM »
"If you spend your whole life pointing  a finger at others you need to realize 3 are pointed back at you, son"
This is the wrong thread for that kind of advice.  :yeshrug

Only if you take any of this inane bullshit seriously.

Like the post above. Turning "straight" dudes.....those dudes aren't straight.
They're straight -- just curious. Sexuality is not black and white. And I wouldn't frame them as bisexual either -- that would imply that they seek relationships with men beyond sexual release. Anyone can get a dude off, it isn't rocket science.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24963 on: February 24, 2015, 12:46:41 PM »
"If you spend your whole life pointing  a finger at others you need to realize 3 are pointed back at you, son"
This is the wrong thread for that kind of advice.  :yeshrug

Only if you take any of this inane bullshit seriously.

Like the post above. Turning "straight" dudes.....those dudes aren't straight.
They're straight -- just curious. Sexuality is not black and white. And I wouldn't frame them as bisexual either -- that would imply that they seek relationships with men beyond sexual release. Anyone can get a dude off, it isn't rocket science.

Yeah I'm not disputing your results, only that they ceased to be "straight" when they fucked around with a guy. Other than that what you're saying is vastly more informed than my point of view.

Hell I never have even had a threesome that was MMF, it was always FFM, so I literally have no insight.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24964 on: February 24, 2015, 12:46:51 PM »
My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.
To answer your question out in the open since you went about asking it in a shitty way:

There are some straight men who look for feminine men, or crossdressers, or trans men (I've watched enough "private" amateur videos to know that straight men will fuck a guy up the ass if he's in women's clothes and shaved). There are straight men who, like a fraternity bro, will only go after other muscley jock men because their sexual curiosity leads them to only want other men who simply exude stereotypical masculinity -- i.e., a gym rat. They want to be with the men they see most often or work out with.

But most, and by most I mean about 70%, of straight men or closeted men or married men simply want discretion. You don't have to be in great shape, or feminine, to promise that. I'm experienced, and straight men like that. I couldn't tell you the number, since i stopped counting, but I've been many a straight man's first time. I know this not because they tell me so, but by their nervousness or what they want or how they want it to happen. So long as you're good at sex, and keep it discreet, then really that's all that's needed. The incredibly good looking straight bro who comes over like 2 times a week and is hard as a rock the moment we start getting frisky is proof enough of that, let alone the others.

tbh I could probably write a book about male bicuriousity in the modern age through the perspective of the receptive partner.

Makes sense. And I apologize again for being a dick. I didn't take discretion into account, but that makes more sense than my argument.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #24965 on: February 24, 2015, 12:48:56 PM »
My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.
To answer your question out in the open since you went about asking it in a shitty way:

There are some straight men who look for feminine men, or crossdressers, or trans men (I've watched enough "private" amateur videos to know that straight men will fuck a guy up the ass if he's in women's clothes and shaved). There are straight men who, like a fraternity bro, will only go after other muscley jock men because their sexual curiosity leads them to only want other men who simply exude stereotypical masculinity -- i.e., a gym rat. They want to be with the men they see most often or work out with.

But most, and by most I mean about 70%, of straight men or closeted men or married men simply want discretion. You don't have to be in great shape, or feminine, to promise that. I'm experienced, and straight men like that. I couldn't tell you the number, since i stopped counting, but I've been many a straight man's first time. I know this not because they tell me so, but by their nervousness or what they want or how they want it to happen. So long as you're good at sex, and keep it discreet, then really that's all that's needed. The incredibly good looking straight bro who comes over like 2 times a week and is hard as a rock the moment we start getting frisky is proof enough of that, let alone the others.

tbh I could probably write a book about male bicuriousity in the modern age through the perspective of the receptive partner.

Makes sense. And I apologize again for being a dick. I didn't take discretion into account, but that makes more sense than my argument.


And this point you probably just need to accept the fact you want to wrestle with a penis bro. Seriously. My curiosity with sexual pandering only extends to if it effects me in real life. You clearly are several steps above that my dude.
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ZephyrFate

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« Reply #24966 on: February 24, 2015, 12:53:23 PM »
I have one of those who wants to get together tonight! Pretty sure he's openly gay, though. But seems totes masc.

Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #24967 on: February 24, 2015, 12:54:01 PM »
How my brains works "Man that girl has a nice ass, goddamn. Well back to work"

How PD's brain works "Hypothetically, if I were a gay dude would I be attracted to buff guys? Is that penis curvature good for anal?"
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Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #24969 on: February 24, 2015, 12:54:47 PM »
I have one of those who wants to get together tonight! Pretty sure he's openly gay, though. But seems totes masc.

See here's an example. I would plow the shit out of your avatar, she is hot as fuck in Spartacus. Goddamn.




:noah
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ZephyrFate

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« Reply #24970 on: February 24, 2015, 12:55:13 PM »
I have one of those who wants to get together tonight! Pretty sure he's openly gay, though. But seems totes masc.

See here's an example. I would plow the shit out of your avatar, she is hot as fuck in Spartacus. Goddamn.
I actually agree. If I was straight I would rek Viva Bianca.

mormapope

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« Reply #24971 on: February 24, 2015, 12:55:43 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998474

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I don't want my fiance to have a stripper at her bachelorette party.

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Is that weird? She's not my fiance yet, but we're definitely getting engaged/married in the next couple of years. Even though it's so far away, I sometimes think about her getting a male stripper at her bachelorette party, and it really bothers me.

What a fucking dork
 :neogaf
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24972 on: February 24, 2015, 01:03:31 PM »
My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.
To answer your question out in the open since you went about asking it in a shitty way:

There are some straight men who look for feminine men, or crossdressers, or trans men (I've watched enough "private" amateur videos to know that straight men will fuck a guy up the ass if he's in women's clothes and shaved). There are straight men who, like a fraternity bro, will only go after other muscley jock men because their sexual curiosity leads them to only want other men who simply exude stereotypical masculinity -- i.e., a gym rat. They want to be with the men they see most often or work out with.

But most, and by most I mean about 70%, of straight men or closeted men or married men simply want discretion. You don't have to be in great shape, or feminine, to promise that. I'm experienced, and straight men like that. I couldn't tell you the number, since i stopped counting, but I've been many a straight man's first time. I know this not because they tell me so, but by their nervousness or what they want or how they want it to happen. So long as you're good at sex, and keep it discreet, then really that's all that's needed. The incredibly good looking straight bro who comes over like 2 times a week and is hard as a rock the moment we start getting frisky is proof enough of that, let alone the others.

tbh I could probably write a book about male bicuriousity in the modern age through the perspective of the receptive partner.

Makes sense. And I apologize again for being a dick. I didn't take discretion into account, but that makes more sense than my argument.


And this point you probably just need to accept the fact you want to wrestle with a penis bro. Seriously. My curiosity with sexual pandering only extends to if it effects me in real life. You clearly are several steps above that my dude.

:yeshrug
I'm curious about a variety of stuff, how it works, etc. This isn't the first time I've asked Zeph something about this breh.

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Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #24973 on: February 24, 2015, 01:04:10 PM »
My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.
To answer your question out in the open since you went about asking it in a shitty way:

There are some straight men who look for feminine men, or crossdressers, or trans men (I've watched enough "private" amateur videos to know that straight men will fuck a guy up the ass if he's in women's clothes and shaved). There are straight men who, like a fraternity bro, will only go after other muscley jock men because their sexual curiosity leads them to only want other men who simply exude stereotypical masculinity -- i.e., a gym rat. They want to be with the men they see most often or work out with.

But most, and by most I mean about 70%, of straight men or closeted men or married men simply want discretion. You don't have to be in great shape, or feminine, to promise that. I'm experienced, and straight men like that. I couldn't tell you the number, since i stopped counting, but I've been many a straight man's first time. I know this not because they tell me so, but by their nervousness or what they want or how they want it to happen. So long as you're good at sex, and keep it discreet, then really that's all that's needed. The incredibly good looking straight bro who comes over like 2 times a week and is hard as a rock the moment we start getting frisky is proof enough of that, let alone the others.

tbh I could probably write a book about male bicuriousity in the modern age through the perspective of the receptive partner.

Makes sense. And I apologize again for being a dick. I didn't take discretion into account, but that makes more sense than my argument.


And this point you probably just need to accept the fact you want to wrestle with a penis bro. Seriously. My curiosity with sexual pandering only extends to if it effects me in real life. You clearly are several steps above that my dude.

:yeshrug
I'm curious about a variety of stuff, how it works, etc. This isn't the first time I've asked Zeph something about this breh.

That neither strengthens your position nor weakens mine buddy.
YMMV

CatsCatsCats

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« Reply #24974 on: February 24, 2015, 01:05:25 PM »
You guys are fucking disgusting.

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Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24975 on: February 24, 2015, 01:22:26 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153369365&postcount=1286

he's still broken  :(

We all go through this embarrassing phase but instead of taking his big marxo-brother's advice he's still smoking bowls with Leon and the gang every night.

Shaka Khan

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24976 on: February 24, 2015, 01:23:26 PM »
The irony of PD advocating light chocolate.  :hitler
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24977 on: February 24, 2015, 01:28:23 PM »
The irony of PD advocating light chocolate.  :hitler

Malcolm X once said the only thing he liked integrated was his coffee.
:hitler
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24978 on: February 24, 2015, 01:31:03 PM »
The irony of PD advocating light chocolate.  :hitler

Malcolm X once said the only thing he liked integrated was his coffee.
:hitler

LOL   :hitler
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Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24979 on: February 24, 2015, 01:41:12 PM »
The irony of PD advocating light chocolate.  :hitler

Malcolm X once said the only thing he liked integrated was his coffee.
:hitler

Good thing he was never a NASDAQ analyst. :kobeyuck

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24980 on: February 24, 2015, 01:41:52 PM »
The irony of PD advocating light chocolate.  :hitler

Malcolm X once said the only thing he liked integrated was his coffee.
:hitler

Good thing he was never a NASDAQ analyst. :kobeyuck

You ruined it man. lol
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kick51

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24981 on: February 24, 2015, 02:26:23 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998474

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I don't want my fiance to have a stripper at her bachelorette party.

Quote
Is that weird? She's not my fiance yet, but we're definitely getting engaged/married in the next couple of years. Even though it's so far away, I sometimes think about her getting a male stripper at her bachelorette party, and it really bothers me.

What a fucking dork
 :neogaf


Doesnt like they'll even make it to the engagement

Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #24982 on: February 24, 2015, 02:29:13 PM »
We can only hope a "My wife left me for a stripper" thread from him within the next couple of years.
YMMV

Steve Contra

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24983 on: February 24, 2015, 02:44:40 PM »
That's going to be a short, sad marriage if it happens.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24984 on: February 24, 2015, 02:47:31 PM »
That's going to be a short, sad marriage if it happens.

Why were you looking at that guy the whole time? I feel disrespected!

Who, oh you mean the waiter?


Yeah that's going to end very well for him.
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meeb

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24985 on: February 24, 2015, 02:59:24 PM »
This "lol PD is ghey lol" shtick is the lamest bit of forum culture in the fucking world. Just as bad as bish worship on GAF.


Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24986 on: February 24, 2015, 03:00:01 PM »
This "lol PD is ghey lol" shtick is the lamest bit of forum culture in the fucking world. Just as bad as bish worship on GAF.

Yeah, we know.
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sarslip

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24987 on: February 24, 2015, 03:00:56 PM »
This "lol PD is ghey lol" shtick is the lamest bit of forum culture in the fucking world. Just as bad as bish worship on GAF.

others such as myself are trying to carry on tradition

CatsCatsCats

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« Reply #24988 on: February 24, 2015, 03:06:26 PM »
Shtick?

Am_I_Anonymous

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meeb

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24990 on: February 24, 2015, 03:11:44 PM »
Shtick?

shtick
SHtik/
noun
informal
noun: shtick; plural noun: shticks; noun: schtick; plural noun: schticks

    a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc., associated with a particular person.


Every fucking time, he posts some obvious homoerotic comment.
Someone calls him out on it.
He goes he isn't gay.
Coli smiles everywhere.

It's more obnoxious than fucking terrisius.

Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #24991 on: February 24, 2015, 03:12:49 PM »
Shtick?

shtick
SHtik/
noun
informal
noun: shtick; plural noun: shticks; noun: schtick; plural noun: schticks

    a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc., associated with a particular person.


Every fucking time, he posts some obvious homoerotic comment.
Someone calls him out on it.
He goes he isn't gay.
Coli smiles everywhere.

It's more obnoxious than fucking terrisius.

Than please regale us with the type of humor that is a better fit for you and we'll give it a whirl.
YMMV

Kara

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meeb

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24993 on: February 24, 2015, 03:15:41 PM »
Shtick?

shtick
SHtik/
noun
informal
noun: shtick; plural noun: shticks; noun: schtick; plural noun: schticks

    a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc., associated with a particular person.


Every fucking time, he posts some obvious homoerotic comment.
Someone calls him out on it.
He goes he isn't gay.
Coli smiles everywhere.

It's more obnoxious than fucking terrisius.

Than please regale us with the type of humor that is a better fit for you and we'll give it a whirl.

One that you don't repeat 30 times on a single page perhaps.  >.>

I mean I find it funny that you guys got so mad at terrisius doing "what is sex >.>" "I don't even like sex >.>" all the time. Pot meet kettle.

Am_I_Anonymous

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24994 on: February 24, 2015, 03:18:23 PM »
Shtick?

shtick
SHtik/
noun
informal
noun: shtick; plural noun: shticks; noun: schtick; plural noun: schticks

    a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc., associated with a particular person.


Every fucking time, he posts some obvious homoerotic comment.
Someone calls him out on it.
He goes he isn't gay.
Coli smiles everywhere.

It's more obnoxious than fucking terrisius.

Than please regale us with the type of humor that is a better fit for you and we'll give it a whirl.

One that you don't repeat 30 times on a single page perhaps.  >.>

I mean I find it funny that you guys got so mad at terrisius doing "what is sex >.>" "I don't even like sex >.>" all the time. Pot meet kettle.

I'll just bet you're the life of the party...  >.>

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Brehvolution

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24995 on: February 24, 2015, 03:19:27 PM »
How can you convey emotion without coli smiles? :aah
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meeb

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #24996 on: February 24, 2015, 03:19:34 PM »
Shtick?

shtick
SHtik/
noun
informal
noun: shtick; plural noun: shticks; noun: schtick; plural noun: schticks

    a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc., associated with a particular person.


Every fucking time, he posts some obvious homoerotic comment.
Someone calls him out on it.
He goes he isn't gay.
Coli smiles everywhere.

It's more obnoxious than fucking terrisius.

Than please regale us with the type of humor that is a better fit for you and we'll give it a whirl.

One that you don't repeat 30 times on a single page perhaps.  >.>

I mean I find it funny that you guys got so mad at terrisius doing "what is sex >.>" "I don't even like sex >.>" all the time. Pot meet kettle.

I'll just bet you're the life of the party...  >.>

What's a party? My wife never lets me go to those. >.>

edit: I don't mind in-jokes. But the last entire fucking page of this thread was that stupid tired in-joke.

Brehvolution

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« Reply #24997 on: February 24, 2015, 03:21:48 PM »
I'd take that over another Final Fantasy ranking bullshit.  :yuck
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kick51

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« Reply #24998 on: February 24, 2015, 03:31:57 PM »
lol he said "forum culture"


Am_I_Anonymous

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« Reply #24999 on: February 24, 2015, 03:33:29 PM »
PD gay jokes / observations are an institution, foh

I do wonder how much Meeb gets out in public. Hanging out with your friends is one consistent in joke at all times.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25000 on: February 24, 2015, 03:36:16 PM »
Shtick?

shtick
SHtik/
noun
informal
noun: shtick; plural noun: shticks; noun: schtick; plural noun: schticks

    a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc., associated with a particular person.


Every fucking time, he posts some obvious homoerotic comment.
Someone calls him out on it.
He goes he isn't gay.
Coli smiles everywhere.

It's more obnoxious than fucking terrisius.

 :badass
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kick51

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25001 on: February 24, 2015, 03:37:28 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998519

destructoid review: mixed

aka 6/10

thread is all people complaining about technical issues

good thing he gave it away to all of gaf and put a donation button in the thread.  pretty smart move, no sarcasm. 

Huff

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« Reply #25002 on: February 24, 2015, 03:38:42 PM »
PD is actually gay tho
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25003 on: February 24, 2015, 03:49:53 PM »
Shtick?

shtick
SHtik/
noun
informal
noun: shtick; plural noun: shticks; noun: schtick; plural noun: schticks

    a gimmick, comic routine, style of performance, etc., associated with a particular person.


Every fucking time, he posts some obvious homoerotic comment.
Someone calls him out on it.
He goes he isn't gay.
Coli smiles everywhere.

It's more obnoxious than fucking terrisius.

You make it sound like we're a one trick pony. We're fully versatile here breh.

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Kara

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25004 on: February 24, 2015, 03:56:04 PM »
How can you convey emotion without coli smiles? :aah

I've started going :gurl, :beli and :lawd irl. :fbm

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25005 on: February 24, 2015, 03:56:37 PM »
The lamest bit of forum culture in the world is the Josh Freeman taco bell inside joke on NFL GAF.  Or fuck it, anything pertaining to sports GAF in general.


Except college football gaf

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25006 on: February 24, 2015, 03:59:23 PM »
No shame in emoticon use unless you substitute them for punctuation.

Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25007 on: February 24, 2015, 04:04:39 PM »
I don't see what's wrong with wanting PD to find the strong beautiful black man he deserves.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25008 on: February 24, 2015, 04:09:50 PM »
This "lol PD is ghey lol" shtick is the lamest bit of forum culture in the fucking world. Just as bad as bish worship on GAF.

Where did this come from?
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25009 on: February 24, 2015, 04:20:35 PM »
The lamest bit of forum culture in the world is the Josh Freeman taco bell inside joke on NFL GAF.  Or fuck it, anything pertaining to sports GAF in general.


Except college football gaf

This one is the worst.  :-X

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25010 on: February 24, 2015, 04:22:45 PM »
The lamest bit of forum culture in the world is the Josh Freeman taco bell inside joke on NFL GAF.  Or fuck it, anything pertaining to sports GAF in general.


Except college football gaf

made even worse because snesfreak doesn't even post on GAF anymore (permabanned).
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25011 on: February 24, 2015, 04:49:41 PM »
No shame in emoticon use unless you substitute them for punctuation.

No, I mean actually pantomime those emoticons with my face and hands. It's quite shame inducing. Especially :lawd ing this, that, and everything.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25012 on: February 24, 2015, 04:54:32 PM »
The lamest bit of forum culture in the world is the Josh Freeman taco bell inside joke on NFL GAF.  Or fuck it, anything pertaining to sports GAF in general.


Except college football gaf

made even worse because snesfreak doesn't even post on GAF anymore (permabanned).

Nah he's still there. Just better about not defending Nintendo to the death with his alt
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25013 on: February 24, 2015, 05:00:20 PM »
The lamest bit of forum culture in the world is the Josh Freeman taco bell inside joke on NFL GAF.  Or fuck it, anything pertaining to sports GAF in general.


Except college football gaf

made even worse because snesfreak doesn't even post on GAF anymore (permabanned).

Nah he's still there. Just better about not defending Nintendo to the death with his alt

You sure? I've never met anyone worse at disguising his alts than snes, and I wouldn't know who he is right now...

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25014 on: February 24, 2015, 05:03:04 PM »
lunchbox had the best alt.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25015 on: February 24, 2015, 05:07:24 PM »
yea all you have to do is say some slick shit about Allison Brie or Tampa Bay and snesfreak will appear out of nowhere.
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25016 on: February 24, 2015, 05:07:39 PM »
No shame in emoticon use unless you substitute them for punctuation.

No, I mean actually pantomime those emoticons with my face and hands. It's quite shame inducing. Especially :lawd ing this, that, and everything.
Oh.

Well then. I mean I have an expressive face so I can somewhat relate, but that's a bridge too far.

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25017 on: February 24, 2015, 05:08:34 PM »
:ufup Anyone who didn't think I knew what a shtick was is a fucking idiot

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25018 on: February 24, 2015, 05:45:48 PM »
support this thread
http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998747

before it's locked. I was like 2 minutes late :(

edit: too late
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Re: Nexus of hardcore salt, enthusiast shitposting, & videogame industry un-persons
« Reply #25019 on: February 24, 2015, 06:00:17 PM »
:ufup Anyone who didn't think I knew what a shtick was is a fucking idiot

Really want to retort with, "Yeah, and the feygele doesn't sing," but we've had enough homohobia for one day.