1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[CatsCatsCats]

okay.

[thisismyusername]

My point was simply that I'd imagine a straight dude would gravitate more to a lithe or real buff dude.

To answer your question out in the open since you went about asking it in a shitty way:

There are some straight men who look for feminine men, or crossdressers, or trans men (I've watched enough "private" amateur videos to know that straight men will fuck a guy up the ass if he's in women's clothes and shaved). There are straight men who, like a fraternity bro, will only go after other muscley jock men because their sexual curiosity leads them to only want other men who simply exude stereotypical masculinity -- i.e., a gym rat. They want to be with the men they see most often or work out with.

But most, and by most I mean about 70%, of straight men or closeted men or married men simply want discretion. You don't have to be in great shape, or feminine, to promise that. I'm experienced, and straight men like that. I couldn't tell you the number, since i stopped counting, but I've been many a straight man's first time. I know this not because they tell me so, but by their nervousness or what they want or how they want it to happen. So long as you're good at sex, and keep it discreet, then really that's all that's needed. The incredibly good looking straight bro who comes over like 2 times a week and is hard as a rock the moment we start getting frisky is proof enough of that, let alone the others.

tbh I could probably write a book about male bicuriousity in the modern age through the perspective of the receptive partner.

I say you totally should. Just to shut down the "I'm straight, bro!" people completely.

"If you spend your whole life pointing  a finger at others you need to realize 3 are pointed back at you, son"

This is the wrong thread for that kind of advice. 

Only if you take any of this inane bullshit seriously.

Like the post above. Turning "straight" dudes.....those dudes aren't straight.

They're straight -- just curious. Sexuality is not black and white. And I wouldn't frame them as bisexual either -- that would imply that they seek relationships with men beyond sexual release. Anyone can get a dude off, it isn't rocket science.

Yeah I'm not disputing your results, only that they ceased to be "straight" when they fucked around with a guy. Other than that what you're saying is vastly more informed than my point of view.

Hell I never have even had a threesome that was MMF, it was always FFM, so I literally have no insight.

  Oh please. I get you're "old fashion values." But that is completely wrong thinking. Kinsey and all that.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998519

destructoid review: mixed

aka 6/10

thread is all people complaining about technical issues

good thing he gave it away to all of gaf and put a donation button in the thread.  pretty smart move, no sarcasm.

Free +1 on Steam.

[Mr. Nobody]

I spend all day battling snow and getting measured for my sister's wedding in June and you people have ransacked the closet PD is hiding in 

[Mr. Nobody]

This "lol PD is ghey lol" shtick is the lamest bit of forum culture in the fucking world. Just as bad as bish worship on GAF.

Where did this come from?

Ask him again after a couple months when he posts just to complain about something 

[Kara]

okay.

It's a pun... like (cigarette) and (happy), (little bird) became a gay slur for reasons I don't quite know.

Like my matushka always said, if you can't say something nice, say something in Yiddish.

[benjipwns]

 

[headwalk]

Be one of the top 15 most prolific posters in a community that despises you, breh.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153265745&postcount=36

you need to let it go mate. i'm sure he's a prick but you're looking like a pyscho again.

[Kara]

The only way to defeat Metapoopius is with 4th-Generation (sic.) Warfare, and this thread makes Kabinettskriege look like Sherman's March.

[CatsCatsCats]

okay.

It's a pun... like (cigarette) and (happy), (little bird) became a gay slur for reasons I don't quite know.

Like my matushka always said, if you can't say something nice, say something in Yiddish.

You're making the same mistake twice here, sir.

[Broseidon]

political discussion on gaf

poligaf

[mormapope]

Political discussion in general
 

Unless you're born rich or somehow accumulate a lot of money by jerking off and sucking the right cocks, we're all going to die happy or distressed no matter what.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998519

destructoid review: mixed

aka 6/10

thread is all people complaining about technical issues

good thing he gave it away to all of gaf and put a donation button in the thread.  pretty smart move, no sarcasm.

Got it free so

[Kara]

Political discussion in general
 

Unless you're born rich or somehow accumulate a lot of money by jerking off and sucking the right cocks, we're all going to die happy or distressed no matter what.

One would expect such corporeal fatalism from a pope.

[Kara]

speculawyer is a neo-Malthusian nu-atheist. Deffo the kind of person you want to talk politics with.

@ career minor leaguer

[helios]

I don't know Metaphoreus all that well, but he dumbing down the net neutrality thread.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

political discussion on gaf

poligaf

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/aliens-do-exist-and-theyre-visiting-earth.295392/

[Joe Molotov]

They conquered our black ancestors and caused black people to fall. They then helped the cacs we created.

We're slowly awakening though...

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=998519

destructoid review: mixed

aka 6/10

thread is all people complaining about technical issues

good thing he gave it away to all of gaf and put a donation button in the thread.  pretty smart move, no sarcasm.

Got it free so

i'm not knocking it.  I'm pointing out that it's a great way to beta test the game, while also getting some donations + publicity for a game that would've sold 5 copies.

[thisismyusername]

He did the same thing with Sequence. Which actually was an interesting mashup. I do wonder how many sales from GAF he's losing though. Apparently there's a few people on the Steam community boards that is raging about the GAF giveaway.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999041

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153604262&postcount=117

Says the person that pulls the same shit. 

[mormapope]

As a nerdy fuck, the insanely defensive nature towards The Order is a travesty. Lair and Haze were weird as fuck games that are so bad that they became hilarious, The Order is a dry third person shooter with a half baked story and really good visuals.

It would be like someone stanning for the Great Gatsby remake instead of stanning for terrible/fantastic M Night movies like The Happening and that one elevator movie.

[thisismyusername]

[mormapope]

I take back what I said.

The truly terrible M Night movie is Signs.

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999110

Keep watch on this thread, gold may be brewing.

[Take My Breh Away]

As a nerdy fuck, the insanely defensive nature towards The Order is a travesty. Lair and Haze were weird as fuck games that are so bad that they became hilarious, The Order is a dry third person shooter with a half baked story and really good visuals.

It would be like someone stanning for the Great Gatsby remake instead of stanning for terrible/fantastic M Night movies like The Happening and that one elevator movie.

They put so much emotional investment in Sony "Winning" this generation that they have to defend everything Sony and attack everything not Sony. The amount of known Sony stans who descended upon the Nvidia 3.5GB apology thread when none of them would ever touch PC gaming reeked of either a terrifying hivemind or actual organization (Since Nvidia is now the big bad guy hurting poor Sony instead of Microsoft).  I mean, what Nvidia did was shitty but goddamn was the astroturfing fierce. And you know it's astroturf when Thuway is involved.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153493826&postcount=30

Also stanning for M. Night

[mormapope]

They put so much emotional investment in Sony "Winning" this generation that they have to defend everything Sony and attack everything not Sony. The amount of known Sony stans who descended upon the Nvidia 3.5GB apology thread when none of them would ever touch PC gaming reeked of either a terrifying hivemind or actual organization (Since Nvidia is now the big bad guy hurting poor Sony instead of Microsoft).  I mean, what Nvidia did was shitty but goddamn was the astroturfing fierce. And you know it's astroturf when Thuway is involved.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153493826&postcount=30

Also stanning for M. Night

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I think the best thing about Sony stans is the huge priority they put on technical/visual stuff but they never consider plopping down PS4/Vita money on a PC and thus having the best version of every game. Shit, they reminisce about the PS3 and how it was worth it at 600 fucking dollars, because it had features they read about and never used.

"But the exclusives!"
 

Main reason of owning consoles versus a gaming PC was for Japanese software, nowadays everything comes out on PC, even console "exclusives".

[Take My Breh Away]

They put so much emotional investment in Sony "Winning" this generation that they have to defend everything Sony and attack everything not Sony. The amount of known Sony stans who descended upon the Nvidia 3.5GB apology thread when none of them would ever touch PC gaming reeked of either a terrifying hivemind or actual organization (Since Nvidia is now the big bad guy hurting poor Sony instead of Microsoft).  I mean, what Nvidia did was shitty but goddamn was the astroturfing fierce. And you know it's astroturf when Thuway is involved.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153493826&postcount=30

Also stanning for M. Night

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I think the best thing about Sony stans is the huge priority they put on technical/visual stuff but they never consider plopping down PS4/Vita money on a PC and thus having the best version of every game. Shit, they reminisce about the PS3 and how it was worth it at 600 fucking dollars, because it had features they read about and never used.

"But the exclusives!"
 

Main reason of owning consoles versus a gaming PC was for Japanese software, nowadays everything comes out on PC, even console "exclusives".

What was funny was they started heralding it as a new age in graphics. PC's am cry. Same as the PS3. And then it's a worse performing gaming PC and they defend it with all their might.

Also proving my point,  hooijdonk17 never shows up in PC gaming threads. Till now.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153602798&postcount=259

[kick51]

As a nerdy fuck, the insanely defensive nature towards The Order is a travesty. Lair and Haze were weird as fuck games that are so bad that they became hilarious, The Order is a dry third person shooter with a half baked story and really good visuals.

It would be like someone stanning for the Great Gatsby remake instead of stanning for terrible/fantastic M Night movies like The Happening and that one elevator movie.

oh man but did you see the menus in that game?  It has suuuuuch amazing menus.  Ready At Dawn were really, truly inspired and it'll take the industry 10 years just to catch up with the awesome cursor mechanics alone.  The menus were worth $60, easily.  I hope all the reviewers get kidnapped and beheaded by ISIS and down with review scores because we're too immature to handle them.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

How exactly is this high level nerd shit any better than outing PD as a cock smuggler? Pls advise.  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Purple Filth]

As a nerdy fuck, the insanely defensive nature towards The Order is a travesty. Lair and Haze were weird as fuck games that are so bad that they became hilarious, The Order is a dry third person shooter with a half baked story and really good visuals.

It would be like someone stanning for the Great Gatsby remake instead of stanning for terrible/fantastic M Night movies like The Happening and that one elevator movie.

oh man but did you see the menus in that game?  It has suuuuuch amazing menus.  Ready At Dawn were really, truly inspired and it'll take the industry 10 years just to catch up with the awesome cursor mechanics alone.  The menus were worth $60, easily.  I hope all the reviewers get kidnapped and beheaded by ISIS and down with review scores because we're too immature to handle them.

Its funny how some of the big games recently had the menu as some feature to defend 

The biggest culprit was that Xbox cocksucker DopeyFish going on about MCC's menu for some fucking reason and it was before that snafu with the online being fucking shit happened too so your like

[Am_I_Anonymous]

As a nerdy fuck, the insanely defensive nature towards The Order is a travesty. Lair and Haze were weird as fuck games that are so bad that they became hilarious, The Order is a dry third person shooter with a half baked story and really good visuals.

It would be like someone stanning for the Great Gatsby remake instead of stanning for terrible/fantastic M Night movies like The Happening and that one elevator movie.

oh man but did you see the menus in that game?  It has suuuuuch amazing menus.  Ready At Dawn were really, truly inspired and it'll take the industry 10 years just to catch up with the awesome cursor mechanics alone.  The menus were worth $60, easily.  I hope all the reviewers get kidnapped and beheaded by ISIS and down with review scores because we're too immature to handle them.

Its funny how some of the big games recently had the menu as some feature to defend 

The biggest culprit was that Xbox cocksucker DopeyFish going on about MCC's menu for some fucking reason and it was before that snafu with the online being fucking shit happened too so your like

If xbox has cocksuckers then sony has straight up cock parking lots and nintendo has penis puffers. Just sayin'

[Purple Filth]

As a nerdy fuck, the insanely defensive nature towards The Order is a travesty. Lair and Haze were weird as fuck games that are so bad that they became hilarious, The Order is a dry third person shooter with a half baked story and really good visuals.

It would be like someone stanning for the Great Gatsby remake instead of stanning for terrible/fantastic M Night movies like The Happening and that one elevator movie.

oh man but did you see the menus in that game?  It has suuuuuch amazing menus.  Ready At Dawn were really, truly inspired and it'll take the industry 10 years just to catch up with the awesome cursor mechanics alone.  The menus were worth $60, easily.  I hope all the reviewers get kidnapped and beheaded by ISIS and down with review scores because we're too immature to handle them.

Its funny how some of the big games recently had the menu as some feature to defend 

The biggest culprit was that Xbox cocksucker DopeyFish going on about MCC's menu for some fucking reason and it was before that snafu with the online being fucking shit happened too so your like

If xbox has cocksuckers then sony has straight up cock parking lots and nintendo has penis puffers. Just sayin'

DriveClub and Destiny was on that list for a bit as well 

eh wasn't really the point but hey

also i place all of them in the same boat: sad motherfuckers who loves a company way too much.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

As a nerdy fuck, the insanely defensive nature towards The Order is a travesty. Lair and Haze were weird as fuck games that are so bad that they became hilarious, The Order is a dry third person shooter with a half baked story and really good visuals.

It would be like someone stanning for the Great Gatsby remake instead of stanning for terrible/fantastic M Night movies like The Happening and that one elevator movie.

oh man but did you see the menus in that game?  It has suuuuuch amazing menus.  Ready At Dawn were really, truly inspired and it'll take the industry 10 years just to catch up with the awesome cursor mechanics alone.  The menus were worth $60, easily.  I hope all the reviewers get kidnapped and beheaded by ISIS and down with review scores because we're too immature to handle them.

Its funny how some of the big games recently had the menu as some feature to defend 

The biggest culprit was that Xbox cocksucker DopeyFish going on about MCC's menu for some fucking reason and it was before that snafu with the online being fucking shit happened too so your like

If xbox has cocksuckers then sony has straight up cock parking lots and nintendo has penis puffers. Just sayin'

DriveClub and Destiny was on that list for a bit as well 

eh wasn't really the point but hey

also i place all of them in the same boat: sad motherfuckers who loves a company way too much.

For sure man. Stan over a video game console when you're in your 30's brehs.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

 


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=999110


XBox outperforms PS4, watch the stans jump to defense mode asap.


here we go

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153616097&postcount=77

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153616631&postcount=93

[Kara]

My favorite thing about this stuff is that it's confined solely to the industry of interest and not say ones with demonstrably warping capabilities.

[jakefromstatefarm]

feygele

is the only reason I got this joke

[Phoenix Dark]

I wish MS would get their shit together, it really seems like they can beat Sony in the US long term. The fanboy outrage would be priceless.

[Kara]

feygele

(Image removed from quote.)
is the only reason I got this joke

"Liberal" Jewish families where feygele, shvartze, and shiksa are liberally used.

[archnemesis]

I know nothing about rendering pipelines or any of that, but isn't the XONE just better at handling AF, of which the game has 16x on both platforms?

Better in what way? There are a handful of PS4 games where AF is mysteriously missing, but when it is implemented I don't believe you can see a difference between the two platforms.

[archnemesis]

The Xbox One isn't better at handling AF, but many developers are having trouble implementing it properly for unknown reasons. The topic has been debated at both Beyond3D and NeoGAF if you're interested in reading speculations about the cause.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

.

Take your stanning to neogaf breh ----------------------------->

[kick51]

Apparently, according to the revelations 2 thread, after game review scores are abolished, they're going after Digital Foundry next.  more sandy vaginas in that thread than a nude beach.

[Joe Molotov]

feygele

(Image removed from quote.)
is the only reason I got this joke

"Liberal" Jewish families where feygele, shvartze, and shiksa are liberally used.

But the gefilte fish tho.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I like boobs.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/days-should-be-35-hours.296073/

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/days-should-be-35-hours.296073/

DBoyFresh*212



212 is manhattan fyi, that boy is white as the driven snow.

[Kara]

Gefilte fish (Image removed from quote.)

Better than raw carp on Wigilia. Trust me.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Gefilte fish (Image removed from quote.)

Better than raw carp on Wigilia. Trust me.

Eat distinguished mentally-challenged food as an attempt to show sophistication brehs.

[Huff]

How are there 5000+ posts specifically about buying amiibos in canada?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=985202

[Kara]

Gefilte fish (Image removed from quote.)

Better than raw carp on Wigilia. Trust me.

Eat distinguished mentally-challenged food as an attempt to show sophistication brehs.

Pretty sure szlachta aren't responsible for this failing of my people.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Gefilte fish (Image removed from quote.)

Better than raw carp on Wigilia. Trust me.

Eat distinguished mentally-challenged food as an attempt to show sophistication brehs.

Pretty sure szlachta aren't responsible for this failing of my people.

Stupid Jesus....always fucking with you guys.

[Kara]

Before 9 am this morning I'd already talked about Lapland's demographic peculiarities (irl, no less) pls have mercy and don't leave me low hanging fruit like that--one of my parents wrote a thesis on the Second Polish Republic.

[kick51]

this knack/the order combo avatar is displeased about rev2 running like shit on ps4:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153674285&postcount=744

shocking

[Broseidon]

speculawyer is a shit-tier poster

kara's description is spot on

[jakefromstatefarm]

--one of my parents wrote a thesis on the Second Polish Republic.

we really need a :piłsudskicry smiley

[headwalk]

this knack/the order combo avatar is displeased about rev2 running like shit on ps4:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=153674285&postcount=744

shocking

[Broseidon]

careposting about vidya tho

[Kara]

--one of my parents wrote a thesis on the Second Polish Republic.

we really need a :piłsudskicry smiley

Why am I not surprised that you can drop a Master P reference.

[Broseidon]

nah, consistently badposts boringamericanliberalism.txt that reads exactly the same as everything else earnest careposting american liberals write on the internet. Also doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about most of the time.

Kosmo-tier poster tbh