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Broseidon

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For instance, GAF used to contain a lot of dolts who would call Chelsea Manning Bradley Manning

Don't worry, they would only have done that because they were angry not because they meant it.
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kick51

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The pool of dolts changes a lot with moderation though. For instance, GAF used to contain a lot of dolts who would call Chelsea Manning Bradley Manning, but those particular dolts are no longer allowed to post there. Not saying this particular change is a bad thing, just that your dolt composition can change, and not all dolts are exact equivalents.

I, for one, wish that the dolts expressing interest in anime little girls would be removed from GAF's dolt population, as well as those who stan for pop musicians and those who watch MLP or fuck people in fursuits. However, GAF is stubbornly unwilling to adjust its dolt parameters to accommodate me on these issues.


i don't want everyone banned, i just want to shame them. 

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What's up JaseC

Kara

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thisismyusername

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Unrelated but: Going through old 4chan news postings is eye-opening in a time-capsule way. I remember the guro board being linked on IRC when I was in high-school, and dodging said links.  :lol

Joe Molotov

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was he ridiculed because he's obsessed with that chick from grand budapest hotel

Probably, but JaseC should have been ridiculed instead over his buttlust for Assassin's Creed. He owns every game that exists on Steam, and this is what he chooses to spend his time on?  :bolo
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Kara

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Requiescat in pace. :whew

thisismyusername

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was he ridiculed because he's obsessed with that chick from grand budapest hotel

Probably, but JaseC should have been ridiculed instead over his buttlust for Assassin's Creed. He owns every game that exists on Steam, and this is what he chooses to spend his time on?  :bolo

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Oblivion

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I'm late to this, but...

Oblivion = Obama-stanning cornball

You sure you ain't confusing me with someone else, dawg? I mean, yeah I like Obama, but I've been pretty critical of him plenty of times. Specifically when it came to his shitty negotiation tactics.

Course, he hasn't been doing anything like that in a long time, but still..

Oblivion

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Also I just realized we have a Rufus AND a Dufus.  :o

Kara

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Also I just realized we have a Rufus AND a Dufus.  :o


nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154224329&postcount=2

really hope this poster/alt makes it to member status :rejoice
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mormapope

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The people that hype up Kanye's shit remind me of spergs or fanboys that hype up every AAA game release. Kanye makes good music, but the shit he makes isn't exciting or hype worthy.

Praise Yeezus?
 :larry
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Kara

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Yeezus walks with me.

mormapope

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While Kanye likes to think of himself as a lordy man, Michael Jackson is the closest thing to a holy musician. Loved by millions, raked in a ton of cash, and fondled boys with little to no repercussions. Catholics wish they could be like Michael.

Christian rock dudes are posers, Michael is the true pop god.
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JaseC

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154175480&postcount=16462

I see you. :hitler

<3

was he ridiculed because he's obsessed with that chick from grand budapest hotel

Yes. No. Maybe.

What's up JaseC

Oh, you know. Stuff.

was he ridiculed because he's obsessed with that chick from grand budapest hotel

Probably, but JaseC should have been ridiculed instead over his buttlust for Assassin's Creed. He owns every game that exists on Steam, and this is what he chooses to spend his time on?  :bolo

Only a week to go until Rogue! I still need to finish Unity, but I'm kindasorta almost there.

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Also I just realized we have a Rufus AND a Dufus.  :o
I'm kind of impressed that he hasn't said a single word about it.

Phoenix Dark

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Mr. Nobody

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http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-dont-date-girls-with-a-bachelors-or-a-masters-degree.297440/

The average Coli nicca aint about shit, so why not shoot for your equal? He's gonna treat her like shit regardless.

A match made in mediocrity.

Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154251947&postcount=435

Quote from: HolyBaikal;154251947
To be honest, I can understand people supporting make-up. Make-up, clothes, cosmetic surgery, and things like that, are all legitimate ways of self expression. I don't think that someone's appearance they were born with, is "who they really are".

Like for transgender people. Who they really are is who we want to be and who we feel like inside. For me, the person I look like isn't the person I really am.

And make-up isn't wrong as some people treat it. So I can understand how people feel about make-up and the way people talk about it. At the same time, I think that criticism of make-up and the double standards and the way women are objectified is a good thing.

Women shouldn't have to wear make-up to be considered beautiful. By men or women who are attracted to women, or employers or industries or any parts of society. It's objectifying to women to expect them to wear make up to be beautiful or professional or things like that.

And many people are more attracted to women without make-up. And that's a good thing. I think it's a brave thing to do, to be a woman, and not wear make-up, in a society that expects you to.

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For me, the person I look like isn't the person I really am.

i'm tempted to ask who they think they are

Joe Molotov

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i'm tempted to ask who they think they are

Robot loli.
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Rufus

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Am_I_Anonymous

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The fact that guy took that long to create that fuckery leads me to believe he hovers somewhere between 1.8-2.9 on his provided scale.
YMMV

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Holy crap. I work consulting data scientists but even I can't get behind this. WTF?
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Joe Molotov

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OP 100% scientifically proven to be banging dimes on the reg. 8)
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nudemacusers

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i legit cannot stop laughing at the op, the op's chart, and the thread responses.
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Steve Contra

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Hey guys, I hope you are doing well.

Here's some stuff I wrote that makes me look like I'm a serial killer.

So..............

Do you agree or disagree? Please share your thoughts.
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nudemacusers

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Hey guys, I hope you are doing well.

Here's some stuff I wrote that makes me look like I'm a serial killer.

So..............

Do you agree or disagree? Please share your thoughts.
op missed a HUUUUUGE opportunity to put a mix of minorities at the lower end of the spectrum relative to white people. would have been a nice goodbye kiss to February.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Let's see

A thread about attractiveness? Check

Dennis tries to lump his 4.2 ass in with the 9's? Check

Science? Check

Awesome.
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Kara

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If Dennis could kick the heroin he'd be a shoe in for 4.4. :phil

nudemacusers

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i feel my lack of heroin use is keeping me from the upper echelons of beauty. i need my cheekbones to pop.

Hey guys, I hope you are doing well.

Here's some stuff I wrote that makes me look like I'm a serial killer.

So..............

Do you agree or disagree? Please share your thoughts.
op missed a HUUUUUGE opportunity to put a mix of minorities at the lower end of the spectrum relative to white people. would have been a nice goodbye kiss to February.

The troll is that minorities aren't even in the dataset :jawalrus
nah, beyonce or rihanna should have been in there. and not above 7.
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Kara

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I have to inject myself in a muscle once a week and I can barely handle that. I will forever be denied the heroin fountain of youth. :'(

On a related note, like bulimics I have a new respect for intravenous drug users.

kick51

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I have to inject myself in a muscle once a week and I can barely handle that. I will forever be denied the heroin fountain of youth. :'(

On a related note, like bulimics I have a new respect for intravenous drug users.


I have a newfound respect for myself for being able to handle game store transactions after reading these threads:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001810

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001777

Dennis

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Let's see

A thread about attractiveness? Check

Dennis tries to lump his 4.2 ass in with the 9's? Check

Science? Check

Awesome.

If Dennis could kick the heroin he'd be a shoe in for 4.4. :phil


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I have a newfound respect for myself for being able to handle game store transactions after reading these threads:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001777

I'm getting chills just imagining interacting with the type of creature that would a. leave it's cave for the sole purpose of seeking out fucking amiibos, and b. give a real and honest fuck about their videogame's plastic casing being shrink wrapped. :shudder  :-\
« Last Edit: March 02, 2015, 03:12:23 PM by king of the internet »

Kara

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I have to inject myself in a muscle once a week and I can barely handle that. I will forever be denied the heroin fountain of youth. :'(

On a related note, like bulimics I have a new respect for intravenous drug users.


I have a newfound respect for myself for being able to handle game store transactions after reading these threads:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001810

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001777

I mean, how am I supposed to know some employee didn't already played the game and they're selling it to me as new?

slut shaming, SMH

Joe Molotov

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I have to inject myself in a muscle once a week and I can barely handle that. I will forever be denied the heroin fountain of youth. :'(

On a related note, like bulimics I have a new respect for intravenous drug users.


I have a newfound respect for myself for being able to handle game store transactions after reading these threads:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001810

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1001777

How do I bought game?
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SantaC

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citra, a 3DS emulator moves at blazing speed and the nintendo fanboys at gaf gets riled up  :lol :lol

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1002149

kick51

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that's the only way I'll play 3DS games.  i am not paying $200 for that low-res shit in 2014.  all I want to play is soul hackers anyway

SantaC

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that's the only way I'll play 3DS games.  i am not paying $200 for that low-res shit in 2014.  all I want to play is soul hackers anyway

we're 3 months into 2015...

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that's the only way I'll play 3DS games.  i am not paying $200 for that low-res shit in 2014.  all I want to play is soul hackers anyway

Ok bro. Keep spending $200 on shitty overpriced PS2 and Cube games instead.
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benjipwns

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That bell curve can't be right by the pictures, I could seriously threaten to be on the right downward slope by its standards.

I'd like to see the dataset.

kick51

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that's the only way I'll play 3DS games.  i am not paying $200 for that low-res shit in 2014.  all I want to play is soul hackers anyway

Ok bro. Keep spending $200 on shitty overpriced PS2 and Cube games instead.

I will with pride, dammit

i just can't deal with that 3DS screen. 

also i got the year wrong, that's amazing

thisismyusername

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As a some-time professional statistician, I really appreciate that thread.

Looks like I'm about a 5.9 going just by facial structure, but I work out and have a god-tier wang, so that gives me like two extra points.

:ufup You can't say that and then not provide me with evidence of said god-tier wang. :gurl

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Gaf avatars are blocked for me and I don't know why

Kara

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154310438&postcount=20

Neogaffer with anime avatar argues age of consent not that low, bears continue to shit in woods

Adam Johnson? Go Blues!

thisismyusername

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Gaf avatars are blocked for me and I don't know why

DNS is fucked?

They were "blocked"/not loading for me earlier.

meeb

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154310438&postcount=20

Neogaffer with anime avatar argues age of consent not that low, bears continue to shit in woods

We have people arguing all the time that teenagers have the same mental and emotional capacity as adults. That's why when you get those "14 year old murders classmate" stories you get a ton of people arguing that the kid should be tried as an adult. In general, people in our society are treating teens as if they were adults. Not just pedos are doing that, but they certainly can take advantage of it by pointing out how ridiculous it is to argue that a 14-16 year old can be tried as an adult for a crime, while still holding that they aren't emotionally/mentally mature enough to handle consensual sex.

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Those 2 arguments aren't the same thing.
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mormapope

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Those 2 arguments aren't the same thing.

True, but the sentiment is similar. People view teenagers as adults with the capacity to function like an adult regarding a ton of stuff. The problem with that is highschool in the United States is such a babyish and non helpful tool for making kids function and survive like adults. Highschool is great for socialization and such, sure, but it there aren't many skills or realities to be learned.

The best classes at my highschool revolved around wood working, shop, stuff you had to do with your hands, and the teacher was a semi functioning alcoholic who smelled like mouthwash/liquor and would use dangerous tools and machines looking like his eyes were closed. The programming class I took had was taught by an incompetent sports club dude who decided we needed to learn JAVA and then use some stupid ass software that doesn't exist anymore.

You need to get a signed pass to use the bathroom, even when you're 17 and 18, that's some really babyish shit. And yet, you can sign up for the military right after having to get permission to shit and piss.

Point is that kids aren't necessarily coddled, its that they aren't given responsibilities and tools any human being at any age can use.
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Kara

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"You should know better than to kill people at your age."

"You should know better than to prey on minors at your age."

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grade A trolling at the beginning
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mormapope

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I felt like my high school education was pretty good, but I was also the best student there, so who knows what the typical student got out of it.

When it came to entertainment and fun? Highschool was a blast. When it comes to building skills and using them? Got nothing out of it.

Although I might not be the best example of a highschool student. By senior year I gave zero fucks. Wasn't a bad kid, never did incredibly stupid shit, but I was a jaded and cynical fuck at that point and used school to entertain myself.
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meeb

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"You should know better than to kill people at your age."

"You should know better than to prey on minors at your age."

A 14 year old might be old enough to fully understand the ramifications of murder, but I really don't think they completely are. Hence why they are (and should be) tried as minors rather than as adults.

Unless you want to argue that a 14 year old is old enough to fully understand the ramifications of murder, in which case they are fully capable of understanding consensual sex. Or feel free to provide some evidence that human minds at the age of 14 are more equipped to understand one more than the other.

mormapope

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When it comes to 14 year old murder really comes down to the circumstance and context. School shooter? Fuck em, they were probably mentally ill (although mental illness isn't diagnosed at such a young age(?)) and other factors played a role, but they deserve the harshest penalties. A single murder? Gotta know more details.
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meeb

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When it comes to 14 year old murder really comes down to the circumstance and context. School shooter? Fuck em, they were probably mentally ill (although mental illness isn't diagnosed at such a young age(?)) and other factors played a role, but they deserve the harshest penalties. A single murder? Gotta know more details.

What about cases of a 16 year old girl dating an 18 year old guy? Context dependent or is it always an abusive manipulative relationship? The post in question that was being mocked was someone arguing that the 16 year old age of consent was just fine.

kick51

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i guess the downside to the Order's reception is that now it's seen as an underdog that needs 5 new threads every day finding non-gameplay things to praise:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1002494

Kara

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I don't believe minors should be tried as adults because they can't participate in the political process. It's an end run around arbitrary but necessary legal distinctions to satisfy bloodlust, not justice.

I was explaining the underlying logic of both sets of laws; instead of looking at the victim in each situation you're looking at the age of the minor in both situations which is liberal A = A incorrect thought.

We are socialized to not harm others from a young age. We are not socialized on how to handle our sexuality from a young age because it requires a stage in biological development.

I don't really care about teen whatabout scenarios. The law cannot cater to every peculiarity.