Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 6065931 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #25680 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:07:02 AM »

Quote from: Sman on March 05, 2015, 03:14:31 AM

Lexi permabanned.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154625470&postcount=9885

I thought she was perma'ed ages ago.
What happened?

Also, Dax's perma was better

El Babua · « **Reply #25681 on:** March 05, 2015, 11:14:28 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 05, 2015, 11:01:35 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154662742&postcount=58

^ only gays go bowling

Bowling

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #25682 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:30:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 05, 2015, 11:01:35 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154662742&postcount=58

^ only gays go bowling

this dude giving me future serial killer vibes

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25683 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 05, 2015, 12:30:32 PM

Quote from: demi on March 05, 2015, 11:01:35 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154662742&postcount=58

^ only gays go bowling
this dude giving me future serial killer vibes

"We've already got plans for bowling night, they said. Maybe next time, they said. Well it's next time, and now we'll see who's got plans. Now we'll see."

parallax · « **Reply #25684 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:47:08 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 09:13:29 AM

Yes you are more legit than Kanye and Drake on Crenshaw and Slauson.

(Image removed from quote.)

That intersection is a fucking pit of shitty driving and all around fuckery. And that has never changed. If master burger wasnt on that corner, id completely write that shit off.

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 10:14:35 AM

True story: When I first got drafted and went out to Cali me and a couple of guys on the team wanted to roll through Compton thinking our Raider's credentials would pass for street cred. Bad idea. We were rolling in a Benz and stopped on Crenshaw to take some pictures. I was barely out of the car when I saw what I can only describe as a black nascar pit crew jump out of a building with a torque wrench and a jack. Good thing we were fast because we had to roll the hell out of there real quick.

That is my only experience in Compton I would like to discuss, thank you.

Edit: I should point out I was born in South Central before we moved to Columbus. Still didn't matter.

Raiders gear? How long ago did this happen?

fizzel · « **Reply #25685 on:** March 05, 2015, 12:54:18 PM »

Quote from: Gigan on March 04, 2015, 11:40:27 PM

Funny girl. Latinas are the best, right?

I posted my pic on another forum and some Latina from LA started messaging me, if i had money i'd be booking the flight as we speak and be in her arse like a rat up a drain pipe.

Saucy? fuck me.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25686 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:11:45 PM »

Quote from: parallax on March 05, 2015, 12:47:08 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 09:13:29 AM
Yes you are more legit than Kanye and Drake on Crenshaw and Slauson.

(Image removed from quote.)

That intersection is a fucking pit of shitty driving and all around fuckery. And that has never changed. If master burger wasnt on that corner, id completely write that shit off.
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 10:14:35 AM

True story: When I first got drafted and went out to Cali me and a couple of guys on the team wanted to roll through Compton thinking our Raider's credentials would pass for street cred. Bad idea. We were rolling in a Benz and stopped on Crenshaw to take some pictures. I was barely out of the car when I saw what I can only describe as a black nascar pit crew jump out of a building with a torque wrench and a jack. Good thing we were fast because we had to roll the hell out of there real quick.

That is my only experience in Compton I would like to discuss, thank you.

Edit: I should point out I was born in South Central before we moved to Columbus. Still didn't matter.

Raiders gear? How long ago did this happen?

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

Vertigo · « **Reply #25687 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:22:59 PM »

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

Broseidon · « **Reply #25688 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:25:28 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154731928&postcount=113

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25689 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:28:43 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 05, 2015, 01:25:28 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154731928&postcount=113

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #25690 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:32:06 PM »

Quote from: Vertigo on March 05, 2015, 01:22:59 PM

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

PC Stanleys nutted up and got sick of PS4 stanleys drive-bys in PC threads (Usually "But you cant buy a PC for $400" shilling) and decided to shit on their 20 million sales circlejerk with that report that PC gaming will be the biggest platform of the generation. And since most of them are un-bannable since its Durante and the likes who bring in site visitors for DSFix and other PC things who will abscond to /r/PCMasterRace if banned. Bish is being torn apart by loyalties as he can't ban PC stans who bring in visitors or his personal PS4 Stanley army. Fuckery is currently ongoing.

In other fuckery news. Rock Band is back. Guitar Hero and Rocksmith Stans are pissed

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1004449

Hypernatremia threat levels are high, brehs

king of the internet · « **Reply #25691 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:37:30 PM »

Quote from: Vertigo on March 05, 2015, 01:22:59 PM

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25692 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:46:33 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on March 05, 2015, 01:37:30 PM

Quote from: Vertigo on March 05, 2015, 01:22:59 PM
Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

I can't imagine either side of a PC vs PS4 "war" is getting laid, takes showers, or has matching socks. Just saying.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #25693 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:50:01 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:46:33 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on March 05, 2015, 01:37:30 PM
Quote from: Vertigo on March 05, 2015, 01:22:59 PM
Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

I can't imagine either side of a PC vs PS4 "war" is getting laid, takes showers, or has matching socks. Just saying.

Come now, many PS4 stans tend to be dubebros.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25694 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:53:30 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 05, 2015, 01:50:01 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:46:33 PM
Quote from: king of the internet on March 05, 2015, 01:37:30 PM
Quote from: Vertigo on March 05, 2015, 01:22:59 PM
Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

I can't imagine either side of a PC vs PS4 "war" is getting laid, takes showers, or has matching socks. Just saying.
Come now, many PS4 stans tend to be dubebros.

Hell no

Xbox: Dudebros

PS4: Straight geeks who dress like morons

PC: Basement dwelling level 2 geeks

Wii: Kids or People who like kids

Handheld gaming?

king of the internet · « **Reply #25695 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:58:19 PM »

Yeah, Xbox is traditionally the bro approved brand. Playstation fans, at least those who populate the herds on NeoGAF, are the types to make their parents sit through the intro of The Last of Us to demonstrate the narrative excellence of Naughty Dog videogames. Even bro's have too much shame for that.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25696 on:** March 05, 2015, 01:59:33 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on March 05, 2015, 01:58:19 PM

Yeah, Xbox is traditionally the bro approved brand. Playstation fans, at least those who populate the herds on NeoGAF, are the types to make their parents sit through the intro of The Last of Us to demonstrate the narrative excellence of Naughty Dog videogames. Even bro's have too much shame for that.

Now with pictures

Xbox:

PS4:

PC:

Nintendo:

Handhelds:

Edit Mobile phone/tablet gamers:

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #25697 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:01:14 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on March 05, 2015, 01:58:19 PM

Yeah, Xbox is traditionally the bro approved brand. Playstation fans, at least those who populate the herds on NeoGAF, are the types to make their parents sit through the intro of The Last of Us to demonstrate the narrative excellence of Naughty Dog videogames. Even bro's have too much shame for that.

Mom mom! Look I'm going to press X to pay my respects!

Dennis · « **Reply #25698 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:07:54 PM »

All I know is that PC gamers are significantly smarter than the average gamer.

And it shows. Even on GAF.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25699 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:09:47 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on March 05, 2015, 02:07:54 PM

All I know is that PC gamers are significantly smarter than the average gamer.

And it shows. Even on GAF.

Quicker access to google.

Well that and you kind of have to be considering getting each game to run correctly requires at least two hours of programming. Which is why I play DayZ on there and that's about it. I can't be assed to modify folders and shit just to play a game.

kick51 · « **Reply #25700 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:13:23 PM »

it's all the same pool of dolts, the only difference is the gpu, cpu, and ram.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25701 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:14:05 PM »

I mean look at this shit, I am not lying when I say it took me hours to get this shit going.

http://dayzintel.com/dayz-guides/dayz-standalone-performance-guide

And do this for every fucking game? Nah I'll just stick a disc in , thanks.

kick51 · « **Reply #25702 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:15:34 PM »

DayZ is a special case. although when I was playing PC games, I found myself fucking with shit quite a bit just because I could.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25703 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:16:40 PM »

I know you are exaggerating a bit, but let's ask the question:

PC gamers, how many of you have spent 2 hours of "programming" to get a game to run?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25704 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:19:01 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 05, 2015, 02:16:40 PM

I know you are exaggerating a bit, but let's ask the question:

PC gamers, how many of you have spent 2 hours of "programming" to get a game to run?

As if the master race has ever done that. You damn well know they are going to say "Nah man it's as easy as xbox" which is a complete and blatant bullshit lie.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #25705 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:19:13 PM »

Actually in my experience. Playstation kind of sells to the more "urban" crowd, while Xbox sells to the nerdy white dude contingent.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Based on working in Chicago retail.

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25706 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:20:07 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 05, 2015, 02:19:13 PM

Actually in my experience. Playstation kind of sells to the more "urban" crowd, while Xbox sells to the nerdy white dude contingent.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Based on working in Chicago retail.
[close]

What are you trying to say? I'm urban and I have an xbox...you filthy racist.

octopushover · « **Reply #25707 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:20:35 PM »

i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

demi · « **Reply #25708 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:23:17 PM »

Rahx would just "prefer" to sell an Xbox to a white girl instead. You guys just dont understand.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25709 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:23:23 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on March 05, 2015, 02:20:35 PM

i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

Regale me when the last time somebody had to have a goddamn how to on loading from disc on a console?

Kabouter · « **Reply #25710 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:28:04 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:23:23 PM

Quote from: octopushover on March 05, 2015, 02:20:35 PM
i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

Regale me when the last time somebody had to have a goddamn how to on loading from disc on a console?

Is installing/playing pirated games on PS4 easier than what's shown in that video?

Your Stalker · « **Reply #25711 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:28:41 PM »

he pirated the game

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25712 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:28:45 PM »

Quote from: Kabouter on March 05, 2015, 02:28:04 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:23:23 PM
Quote from: octopushover on March 05, 2015, 02:20:35 PM
i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

Regale me when the last time somebody had to have a goddamn how to on loading from disc on a console?

Is installing/playing pirated games on PS4 easier than what's shown in that video?

Yes

parallax · « **Reply #25713 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:30:49 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25714 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:31:54 PM »

Quote from: parallax on March 05, 2015, 02:30:49 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

king of the internet · « **Reply #25715 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:34:54 PM »

Downloading and installing shit on Origin or Steam is way faster than on PS4 for me. Shit takes days sometimes.

WanderingWind · « **Reply #25716 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:35:45 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:31:54 PM

Quote from: parallax on March 05, 2015, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

I knew a guy who tried to join the Marines who told this exact same story.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25717 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:35:51 PM »

Quote from: king of the internet on March 05, 2015, 02:34:54 PM

Downloading and installing shit on Origin or Steam is way faster than on PS4 for me. Shit takes days sometimes.

This is a fact. What is even more perplexing is that loading FROM THE GODDAMN DISC on Xbox can take hours.

Took me the better part of all day to install Destiny.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25718 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:36:30 PM »

Quote from: WanderingWind on March 05, 2015, 02:35:45 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:31:54 PM
Quote from: parallax on March 05, 2015, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

I knew a guy who tried to join the Marines who told this exact same story.

Not me, never attempted to join the armed forces. Cool guy your buddy is though.

Kara · « **Reply #25719 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:44:07 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:31:54 PM

Quote from: parallax on March 05, 2015, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

Rhein Fire (on their heads).

eleuin · « **Reply #25720 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:46:52 PM »

Quote from: fizzel on March 05, 2015, 12:54:18 PM

I posted my pic on another forum and some Latina from LA started messaging me, if i had money i'd be booking the flight as we speak and be in her arse like a rat up a drain pipe.

Saucy? fuck me.

It was probably actually a dude

StealthFan · « **Reply #25721 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:47:20 PM »

The install times on Xbone

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #25722 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:48:50 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 05, 2015, 02:44:07 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:31:54 PM
Quote from: parallax on March 05, 2015, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

Rhein Fire (on their heads).

Well technically I was playing for a Scottish team but all the games were in Germany. They cheered louder for punts and field goals than touchdowns. Very strange.

Rufus · « **Reply #25723 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:51:47 PM »

It's what we know.

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #25724 on:** March 05, 2015, 02:57:38 PM »

wii u gaming is the future. u will all see 1 day

Kara · « **Reply #25725 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:02:57 PM »

Claymores

Lil Karakand probably watched AiA in WLAF games.

Why do the Amsterdam Admirals exist?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Because if they didn't it'd have to change its name from NFL Europa to NFL Germania.

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octopushover · « **Reply #25726 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:14:46 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:23:23 PM

Quote from: octopushover on March 05, 2015, 02:20:35 PM
i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

Regale me when the last time somebody had to have a goddamn how to on loading from disc on a console?

using battlefield as an example of anything best practices with gaming

tiesto · « **Reply #25727 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:46:33 PM

Quote from: king of the internet on March 05, 2015, 01:37:30 PM
Quote from: Vertigo on March 05, 2015, 01:22:59 PM
Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

I can't imagine either side of a PC vs PS4 "war" is getting laid, takes showers, or has matching socks. Just saying.

Once they finish The Order, PS4 fans should have more than enough time on their hands to shower, match socks, and pick up women.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25728 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:26:38 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:48:50 PM

Quote from: Vularai on March 05, 2015, 02:44:07 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 02:31:54 PM
Quote from: parallax on March 05, 2015, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 05, 2015, 01:11:45 PM

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

Rhein Fire (on their heads).

Well technically I was playing for a Scottish team but all the games were in Germany. They cheered louder for punts and field goals than touchdowns. Very strange.

Damn, for a second there I thought you may have played under Tomsula.

Tasty · « **Reply #25729 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:37:25 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154688230&postcount=1695

Kara · « **Reply #25730 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:43:58 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 05, 2015, 03:37:25 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154688230&postcount=1695

I should fill this out.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #25731 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:47:28 PM »

The Order is'nt that bad. It's actually a pretty decent game.

archie4208 · « **Reply #25732 on:** March 05, 2015, 03:50:47 PM »

This last page.

Ya'll are supposed to make fun of GAF, not emulate GAF.

Vertigo · « **Reply #25733 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:10:31 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on March 05, 2015, 03:47:28 PM

The Order is'nt that bad. It's actually a pretty decent game.

I don't think anyone has said it's actually shit have they? Just it's a rather mediocre game. I found it perfectly perfunctory playing it through in an afternoon at my friends house. But paying full price for it?

StealthFan · « **Reply #25734 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:21:18 PM »

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6739.0

Dennis · « **Reply #25735 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:24:22 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 05, 2015, 03:37:25 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154688230&postcount=1695

I need to be part of this.

Dennis · « **Reply #25736 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:40:14 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on March 05, 2015, 04:30:19 PM

Trigger warning in the thread title. Is this a first?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1004527

I read that more like a "NSFW" type thing for OP to cover his ass more than a "trigger warning" thing.

octopushover · « **Reply #25737 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:41:19 PM »

Quote from: Dennis on March 05, 2015, 04:24:22 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 05, 2015, 03:37:25 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154688230&postcount=1695

I need to be part of this.

after every update just imagine yourself naked and watching from the bushes

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #25738 on:** March 05, 2015, 04:54:49 PM »

When the Coli and Neogaf collide

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/paying-for-p-ssy-seems-to-be-the-only-way-to-get-p-ssy-these-days.298489/

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #25739 on:** March 05, 2015, 05:14:38 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on March 05, 2015, 04:21:18 PM

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6739.0

News:

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