1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[I'm a Puppy!]

Lexi permabanned. 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154625470&postcount=9885

I thought she was perma'ed ages ago.
What happened?

Also, Dax's perma was better

[El Babua]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154662742&postcount=58

^ only gays go bowling

Bowling

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154662742&postcount=58

^ only gays go bowling

this dude giving me future serial killer vibes

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154662742&postcount=58

^ only gays go bowling

this dude giving me future serial killer vibes

"We've already got plans for bowling night, they said. Maybe next time, they said. Well it's next time, and now we'll see who's got plans. Now we'll see."

[parallax]

Yes you are more legit than Kanye and Drake on Crenshaw and Slauson.

(Image removed from quote.)

That intersection is a fucking pit of shitty driving and all around fuckery. And that has never changed. If master burger wasnt on that corner, id completely write that shit off.

True story: When I first got drafted and went out to Cali me and a couple of guys on the team wanted to roll through Compton thinking our Raider's credentials would pass for street cred. Bad idea. We were rolling in a Benz and stopped on Crenshaw to take some pictures. I was barely out of the car when I saw what I can only describe as a black nascar pit crew jump out of a building with a torque wrench and a jack. Good thing we were fast because we had to roll the hell out of there real quick.

That is my only experience in Compton I would like to discuss, thank you.

Edit: I should point out I was born in South Central before we moved to Columbus. Still didn't matter.

Raiders gear? How long ago did this happen?

[fizzel]

Funny girl. Latinas are the best, right?

I posted my pic on another forum and some Latina from LA started messaging me, if i had money i'd be booking the flight as we speak and be in her arse like a rat up a drain pipe.

Saucy? fuck me.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yes you are more legit than Kanye and Drake on Crenshaw and Slauson.

(Image removed from quote.)

That intersection is a fucking pit of shitty driving and all around fuckery. And that has never changed. If master burger wasnt on that corner, id completely write that shit off.

True story: When I first got drafted and went out to Cali me and a couple of guys on the team wanted to roll through Compton thinking our Raider's credentials would pass for street cred. Bad idea. We were rolling in a Benz and stopped on Crenshaw to take some pictures. I was barely out of the car when I saw what I can only describe as a black nascar pit crew jump out of a building with a torque wrench and a jack. Good thing we were fast because we had to roll the hell out of there real quick.

That is my only experience in Compton I would like to discuss, thank you.

Edit: I should point out I was born in South Central before we moved to Columbus. Still didn't matter.

Raiders gear? How long ago did this happen?

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

[Vertigo]

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154731928&postcount=113

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154731928&postcount=113

[Take My Breh Away]

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

PC Stanleys nutted up and got sick of PS4 stanleys drive-bys in PC threads (Usually "But you cant buy a PC for $400" shilling) and decided to shit on their 20 million sales circlejerk with that report that PC gaming will be the biggest platform of the generation. And since most of them are un-bannable since its Durante and the likes who bring in site visitors for DSFix and other PC things who will abscond to /r/PCMasterRace if banned. Bish is being torn apart by loyalties as he can't ban PC stans who bring in visitors or his personal PS4 Stanley army. Fuckery is currently ongoing.

In other fuckery news. Rock Band is back. Guitar Hero and Rocksmith Stans are pissed

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1004449

Hypernatremia threat levels are high, brehs

[king of the internet]

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

 I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

 I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

I can't imagine either side of a PC vs PS4 "war" is getting laid, takes showers, or has matching socks. Just saying.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

 I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

I can't imagine either side of a PC vs PS4 "war" is getting laid, takes showers, or has matching socks. Just saying.

Come now, many PS4 stans tend to be dubebros.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

 I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

I can't imagine either side of a PC vs PS4 "war" is getting laid, takes showers, or has matching socks. Just saying.

Come now, many PS4 stans tend to be dubebros.

Hell no

Xbox: Dudebros

PS4: Straight geeks who dress like morons

PC: Basement dwelling level 2 geeks

Wii: Kids or People who like kids

Handheld gaming?

[king of the internet]

Yeah, Xbox is traditionally the bro approved brand. Playstation fans, at least those who populate the herds on NeoGAF, are the types to make their parents sit through the intro of The Last of Us to demonstrate the narrative excellence of Naughty Dog videogames. Even bro's have too much shame for that.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Yeah, Xbox is traditionally the bro approved brand. Playstation fans, at least those who populate the herds on NeoGAF, are the types to make their parents sit through the intro of The Last of Us to demonstrate the narrative excellence of Naughty Dog videogames. Even bro's have too much shame for that.

 


Now with pictures

Xbox:   

PS4:   

PC:   

Nintendo:      

Handhelds:   

Edit Mobile phone/tablet gamers: 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Yeah, Xbox is traditionally the bro approved brand. Playstation fans, at least those who populate the herds on NeoGAF, are the types to make their parents sit through the intro of The Last of Us to demonstrate the narrative excellence of Naughty Dog videogames. Even bro's have too much shame for that.

Mom mom! Look I'm going to press X to pay my respects!

[Dennis]

All I know is that PC gamers are significantly smarter than the average gamer.

And it shows. Even on GAF.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

All I know is that PC gamers are significantly smarter than the average gamer.

And it shows. Even on GAF.

 

Quicker access to google. 

Well that and you kind of have to be considering getting each game to run correctly requires at least two hours of programming. Which is why I play DayZ on there and that's about it. I can't be assed to modify folders and shit just to play a game.

[kick51]

it's all the same pool of dolts, the only difference is the gpu, cpu, and ram.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I mean look at this shit, I am not lying when I say it took me hours to get this shit going.

http://dayzintel.com/dayz-guides/dayz-standalone-performance-guide

And do this for every fucking game? Nah I'll just stick a disc in , thanks.

[kick51]

DayZ is a special case.  although when I was playing PC games, I found myself fucking with shit quite a bit just because I could. 

[Brehvolution]

I know you are exaggerating a bit, but let's ask the question:

PC gamers, how many of you have spent 2 hours of "programming" to get a game to run?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I know you are exaggerating a bit, but let's ask the question:

PC gamers, how many of you have spent 2 hours of "programming" to get a game to run?

As if the master race has ever done that. You damn well know they are going to say "Nah man it's as easy as xbox" which is a complete and blatant bullshit lie.

[Rahxephon91]

Actually in my experience. Playstation kind of sells to the more "urban" crowd, while Xbox sells to the nerdy white dude contingent.

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Based on working in Chicago retail.

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[Am_I_Anonymous]

Actually in my experience. Playstation kind of sells to the more "urban" crowd, while Xbox sells to the nerdy white dude contingent.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Based on working in Chicago retail.

[close]

What are you trying to say? I'm urban and I have an xbox...you filthy racist.

[octopushover]

i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

[demi]

Rahx would just "prefer" to sell an Xbox to a white girl instead. You guys just dont understand.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

Regale me when the last time somebody had to have a goddamn how to on loading from disc on a console?

[Kabouter]

i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

Regale me when the last time somebody had to have a goddamn how to on loading from disc on a console?

Is installing/playing pirated games on PS4 easier than what's shown in that video?

[Your Stalker]

he pirated the game

[Am_I_Anonymous]

i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

Regale me when the last time somebody had to have a goddamn how to on loading from disc on a console?

Is installing/playing pirated games on PS4 easier than what's shown in that video?

Yes   

[parallax]

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

[Am_I_Anonymous]

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

[king of the internet]

Downloading and installing shit on Origin or Steam is way faster than on PS4 for me. Shit takes days sometimes.

[WanderingWind]

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

I knew a guy who tried to join the Marines who told this exact same story. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Downloading and installing shit on Origin or Steam is way faster than on PS4 for me. Shit takes days sometimes.

This is a fact. What is even more perplexing is that loading FROM THE GODDAMN DISC on Xbox can take hours.

Took me the better part of all day to install Destiny.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

I knew a guy who tried to join the Marines who told this exact same story. 

Not me, never attempted to join the armed forces. Cool guy your buddy is though.

[Kara]

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

Rhein Fire (on their heads).

[eleuin]

I posted my pic on another forum and some Latina from LA started messaging me, if i had money i'd be booking the flight as we speak and be in her arse like a rat up a drain pipe.

Saucy? fuck me.

It was probably actually a dude

[StealthFan]

The install times on Xbone

[Am_I_Anonymous]

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

Rhein Fire (on their heads).

Well technically I was playing for a Scottish team but all the games were in Germany. They cheered louder for punts and field goals than touchdowns. Very strange.

[Rufus]

It's what we know.

[Supermanisdead]

wii u gaming is the future. u will all see 1 day

[Kara]

Claymores

Lil Karakand probably watched AiA in WLAF games.

Why do the Amsterdam Admirals exist?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Because if they didn't it'd have to change its name from NFL Europa to NFL Germania.

[close]

[octopushover]

i haven't had issues running any current PC game in years

Regale me when the last time somebody had to have a goddamn how to on loading from disc on a console?

using battlefield as an example of anything best practices with gaming 

[tiesto]

Whats with this PC vs PS4 'war' on Neogaf. Just went into that PS4 has sold 20 million thread and just see gifs of salt and fanbots taking shots at each other.

 I wonder who did dat glorious title change? poopfart.gif lulz!!!!

I can't imagine either side of a PC vs PS4 "war" is getting laid, takes showers, or has matching socks. Just saying.

Once they finish The Order, PS4 fans should have more than enough time on their hands to shower, match socks, and pick up women.

[Brehvolution]

A long, long time ago, I'm old. And not Raiders gear, I played (and not very well) for them.

damn. thats pretty crazy

Yeah, so was getting "fired" for getting hurt and playing a year in Germany where they have no idea what the fuck they are watching. Such is life my dude.

Rhein Fire (on their heads).

Well technically I was playing for a Scottish team but all the games were in Germany. They cheered louder for punts and field goals than touchdowns. Very strange.

Damn, for a second there I thought you may have played under Tomsula.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154688230&postcount=1695

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154688230&postcount=1695

I should fill this out.

[Rahxephon91]

The Order is'nt that bad. It's actually a pretty decent game.

[archie4208]

This last page. 

Ya'll are supposed to make fun of GAF, not emulate GAF.

[Vertigo]

The Order is'nt that bad. It's actually a pretty decent game.

I don't think anyone has said it's actually shit have they? Just it's a rather mediocre game. I found it perfectly perfunctory playing it through in an afternoon at my friends house. But paying full price for it? 

[StealthFan]

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6739.0

[Dennis]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154688230&postcount=1695

I need to be part of this.

[Dennis]

Trigger warning in the thread title. Is this a first?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1004527

I read that more like a "NSFW" type thing for OP to cover his ass more than a "trigger warning" thing.

[octopushover]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=154688230&postcount=1695

I need to be part of this.

after every update just imagine yourself naked and watching from the bushes

[Mr. Nobody]

When the Coli and Neogaf collide

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/paying-for-p-ssy-seems-to-be-the-only-way-to-get-p-ssy-these-days.298489/

[Take My Breh Away]

http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=6739.0