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Eel O'Brian

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I'm genuine when I say I want console hardware/power to go back to PS2 levels.

i invite you to experience resident evil revelations 2, capcom's way ahead of you
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mormapope

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i invite you to experience resident evil revelations 2, capcom's way ahead of you

Apparently they need to go back to the Gamecube instead, because RE4 has better shooting and combat than that.
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Eel O'Brian

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Yes but then we'd have to use GameCube controllers, which is like trying to play video games with one hand while using the other to  hammer nails through your fingers
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I've been considering getting a PS2 and collecting a library.  I had a strong urge to play the Ape Escape games recently for instance.

It's the only old console I have. One of the best ones to invest in...only problem is that I'll probably only dig into that shit like once every few months and I dunno what I'd do with all those plastic boxes.

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i invite you to experience resident evil revelations 2, capcom's way ahead of you

Apparently they need to go back to the Gamecube instead, because RE4 has better shooting and combat than that.


Shinji mikami's got you covered

Er, well, he tried at least.  Sort of.

...ok evil within is like a euro jank RE4 clone.

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More like Bethesda jank lol

If Kojima goes with them, I'm sure his new studio will become another one of Zenimax's holdings considering their predatory nature.

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how about koji pro, platinum, and itagaki's studio form a crazy publishing/dev house, put out 2 or 3 amazing games that don't sell shit, and then fold.  we'd get 2 or 3 amazing games out of it.

mormapope

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how about koji pro, platinum, and itagaki's studio form a crazy publishing/dev house, put out 2 or 3 amazing games that don't sell shit, and then fold.  we'd get 2 or 3 amazing games out of it.

Include Swery as well.
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I mean even Ninthings, who preach the self-convincing mantra that gameplay is king and graphics don't matter, go gaga whenever Nintendo releases a new game with a pretty lighting engine and art direction and make fifty threads about how x game is the most beautiful game in the last decade.

Getting ps2-asset games won't guarantee games with fantastic gameplay. That implies that the the remainder of the current budget spent on AAA games would be spent on gameplay, when they'd probably just be spending less money on the game period.  :yeshrug

Kara

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Red Orchestra 1 :bow2

Red Orchestra 2 :piss2

mormapope

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Red Orchestra 1 :bow2

Red Orchestra 2 :piss2

When Red Orchestra 2 launched it was pure bumblefuck, complete ass. They fixed it and now its great. The Japanese expansion is pretty awesome as well.

I still prefer the maps in RO1 though. Danzig  :lawd
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StealthFan

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PS2/Xbox/GC era owned, and plenty of those games still own.

Warframe is garbage :kobeyuck

Battlefield 4 owns now that it is fixed, and owns on the PS4. Hardline is a lot of fun as well, despite being ass ugly.
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StealthFan

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:umad  over good graphics. face it, people like pretty shit. they like it a lot. it's why avatar grossed 2.8 billion dollars (before you rage in my face, it's a shit movie). It's also one of the reasons why games like Crysis, Quake 3, Half Life 2 were held in such high regard upon release. Unless you think those should have been done on commodore 64 grafx

We can't go back, Kate.

Red Orchestra is  :trash for ww2 neckbeards.

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The original mod and Steam retail release owned, nicca :ufup

Fuck RO2 tho.
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thisismyusername

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Battlefield is meant for PC :noah

That doesn't change Anonymous' point, smartass.

Battlefield 4 on XB1 vs 360 large conquest mode alone tells me you're silly and the achievable concept (maybe not so much the game) that Destiny is tell me you're sticking peanut butter up your ass.

Battlefield 4 compared to Battlefield of yesteryear fucking blows breh. The game was also broke for like a year. The fucker can't even be modded on PC so EA can release Battlefield 4.5 also known as Hardline to make a buck from the CoD fuck boys that jumped ship.

But you can blow up big buildings and cause floods that crash the game. Really enticing stuff.

You can't play battlefield bad company 2 on a PS2 breh. :ufup

To continue that line: Now, :ufup , right? Go compare BF2: Modern Combat (PS2/X-box, whichever one) to Bad Company 1/2, Battlefield 3/4 (PS360) and come back and say you'd want a PS2 level Battlefield again. I'll wait.

Also while I'm a FPS bitching mood:

Red Orchestra 2 bitch slaps any recent Battlefield game by the way  :expert

Hahahahaha, no. Not with that shitty cover system/jankyness it isn't.

I mean if you wanted to at least throw a "better Battlefield" insult out, at least use something like... Heroes and Generals. Which isn't even on Battlefields level but isn't nearly as janky as Red Orchestra 1/2. And I say that as a fan of RO1/2.

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how about koji pro, platinum, and itagaki's studio form a crazy publishing/dev house, put out 2 or 3 amazing games that don't sell shit, and then fold.  we'd get 2 or 3 amazing games out of it.

Include Swery as well.
I'm watching SGF's LP of D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die and I find myself much less interested in this game compared to Deadly Premonition. Deadly Premonition had this weird, janky charm full of shit graphics and weird people and it all kinda came together into something worthwhile.

D4 has some nice graphical effects but its story is fucking weird, the characters weird for weird's sake without any explanation, and because it's episodic and didn't sell well, we will likely never see its actual conclusion.

mormapope

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Getting riled up over that silly shit I'm spouting about Battlefield :aweshum

I don't like Battlefield 4 that much, y'all can like it, love it, whatever.   

I'm watching SGF's LP of D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die and I find myself much less interested in this game compared to Deadly Premonition. Deadly Premonition had this weird, janky charm full of shit graphics and weird people and it all kinda came together into something worthwhile.

D4 has some nice graphical effects but its story is fucking weird, the characters weird for weird's sake without any explanation, and because it's episodic and didn't sell well, we will likely never see its actual conclusion.

I played D4 at a friend's house and I agree. Deadly Premonition hooked me in immediately. Eventually you start to think "how the fuck does any of this come together?" and then everything comes together at the end. Maybe D4 is similar where there is a huge payoff at the end?

 
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Tasty

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The Evil Within :aah

So janky, but oh so good.

Kara

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StealthFan

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Didn't care for D4.
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ZephyrFate

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Didn't care for D4.
Give Swery too much of a budget and he will just make something totally bizarre.

Kara

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I don't watch Mighty Ducks movies, sorry.

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Red Orchestra is  :trash for ww2 neckbeards.
It was fun enough for me to put 130 hours or so into it (RO2 that is). Artillery strikes and people not doing objectives are what ruin that game, i.e. public games syndrome.

Hitting someone with an un-scoped bolt action from 130m away. :ahh
Actually being able to discern who's friend and foe at that distance. :ahh

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The Evil Within :aah

So janky, but oh so good.

I didn't even bother finishing it cause it was so janky and meh.

6/10 at best.

Cerveza mas fina

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Did you finish it Wrath?

Brehvolution

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Some of you bitches need JesusDiablo 3.  :bolo
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1013866

Isn't Klee an older dude? Smh

I'm not surprised that someone from Gamefan would make a post like that.  For that group of people, gaming peaked with the Japanese Saturn.

Also yeah, he'd be in his 40s at least.
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kick51

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For that group of people, gaming peaked with the Japanese Saturn.



 :lol


and i like me some dreamcast but i think it's time to start looking at it for what it was: a last ditch attempt by sega.  everything about it screams "cheap."  It got some good stuff, but there was no chance in hell that thing would survive for very long.   It served its purpose.

archie4208

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1014115

Sony Stans are getting riled up because Bloodborne has a flaw.

Am_I_Anonymous

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1014115

Sony Stans are getting riled up because Bloodborne has a flaw.
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I probably am in the minority but I don't really mind loading screens. Gives me a chance to pee/get a drink/yell at my kids/etc  :yeshrug
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Am_I_Anonymous

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:miyamoto

Can't wait for Battlefield Star Wars, at least the vehicles will be different.

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Am_I_Anonymous

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Gives me a chance to pee/get a drink/yell at my kids/etc

How about all three at once? Multitasking is a good quality.

A water fountain in the bathroom.....:lawd

I'll look into that.
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Diapers.  Get on it aia   :bolo
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Diapers.  Get on it aia   :bolo

Alright that's enough old man jokes!   :ufup
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Just watched the TV advert for BloodBorne made the graphics look pretty bad considering this is an exclusive. 


Rman

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Why are girl GAF threads huge walls of texts?

I'm guessing these are college kids, who believe verbosity is a great communications strategy. Their eyes will be opened when they start working in the real world.

Get to the fucking point, guys! Learn to respect people's time.

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I'm not surprised that someone from Gamefan would make a post like that.  For that group of people, gaming peaked with the Japanese Saturn.

Also yeah, he'd be in his 40s at least.

After re-reading his post, I missed this gem:

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Now, I could see a day I drop this hobby if it sits down into a cesspool of annualized AAA sequels and licensed tripe.


Where has this dude been for the past decade? Look at this article from 2004:

http://articles.latimes.com/2004/mar/29/business/fi-games29

"Out of the top 100 games sold in Japan during 2001, 10 were original titles, but that number was halved in 2002 and fell to merely two in 2003."


Then it happened in 2004 in NA, where out of the top 100 games sold, only 3 were original IP's. 2005 got better with the release of the 360, but not much better.




nudemacusers

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1013866

Isn't Klee an older dude? Smh

I'm not surprised that someone from Gamefan would make a post like that.  For that group of people, gaming peaked with the Japanese Saturn.

Also yeah, he'd be in his 40s at least.
wait, that wasn't the rant of a 15 year old?  :-\
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Am_I_Anonymous

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All I can say is a guy nearer to 40 than 30 is    :kobeyuck

I mean I like video games and all but goddamn son, grow up.
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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1013866

Isn't Klee an older dude? Smh

I'm not surprised that someone from Gamefan would make a post like that.  For that group of people, gaming peaked with the Japanese Saturn.

Also yeah, he'd be in his 40s at least.
wait, that wasn't the rant of a 15 year old?  :-\

That's always the scary thing about GAF. It makes sense if I assume most of the posts there are done by people in the 15 to 18 range. When its older people making such embarrassing posts its like.

 :goty2

kick51

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1014115

Sony Stans are getting riled up because Bloodborne has a flaw.

locked lol


Am_I_Anonymous

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1014115

Sony Stans are getting riled up because Bloodborne has a flaw.

locked lol

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What fucking reason could they even have to lock that thread other than "Oh shit our main page!" ????

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kick51

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There's a patch for it

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That adds item descriptions in the long load screens but doesn't shorten them  :neogaf
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sarslip

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There's a patch for it

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That adds item descriptions in the long load screens but doesn't shorten them  :neogaf
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pin your console hopes and dreams on From Software

Kara

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Why are girl GAF threads huge walls of texts?

I'm guessing these are college kids, who believe verbosity is a great communications strategy. Their eyes will be opened when they start working in the real world.

Get to the fucking point, guys! Learn to respect people's time.

a commercial lease is dozens of pages

Rman

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Why are girl GAF threads huge walls of texts?

I'm guessing these are college kids, who believe verbosity is a great communications strategy. Their eyes will be opened when they start working in the real world.

Get to the fucking point, guys! Learn to respect people's time.

a commercial lease is dozens of pages

Sure legal stuff is a land of verbosity.  Not everyone works in law.  But conveying ideas in a plain and succinct manner is important.

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Why are girl GAF threads huge walls of texts?

I'm guessing these are college kids, who believe verbosity is a great communications strategy. Their eyes will be opened when they start working in the real world.

Get to the fucking point, guys! Learn to respect people's time.

I've never read more than a few sentences of those threads.

nudemacusers

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Why are girl GAF threads huge walls of texts?

I'm guessing these are college kids, who believe verbosity is a great communications strategy. Their eyes will be opened when they start working in the real world.

Get to the fucking point, guys! Learn to respect people's time.

a commercial lease is dozens of pages
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Well, you can't. You don't have my game :smug
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kick51

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156749380&postcount=4

don't point out when women are hot because it might offend....well, just don't do it  ::)

nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156749380&postcount=4

don't point out when women are hot because it might offend....well, just don't do it  ::)
lol

i'll be honest, I used to occasionally partake in the 'quote for lulz with a gif and watch the ban' but it's gotten so over the top and ridiculous lately. there was a thread with some dude, clearly joking, asking for pics of passed out college chicks or w/e and it was basically two pages dedicated to quoting him  with various invectives and mod helps.

or basically any gaming side post taking shit about a favored product du jour.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156749380&postcount=4

don't point out when women are hot because it might offend....well, just don't do it  ::)
lol

i'll be honest, I used to occasionally partake in the 'quote for lulz with a gif and watch the ban' but it's gotten so over the top and ridiculous lately. there was a thread with some dude, clearly joking, asking for pics of passed out college chicks or w/e and it was basically two pages dedicated to quoting him  with various invectives and mod helps.

or basically any gaming side post taking shit about a favored product du jour.

nice port begging, enjoy your vacation

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156749380&postcount=4

don't point out when women are hot because it might offend....well, just don't do it  ::)

Pedo defense force still exists at gaf....read page 2
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I would have willingly let her defile me at 15
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Am_I_Anonymous

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I would have willingly let her defile me at 15
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Way to sexualize an attractive woman. Enjoy your ban.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=156746665&postcount=155

where is that detective emote

Yeah no shit. He's probably 30 with a friend list full of 15 year olds. Opiate ' s alt discovered
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mormapope

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The funniest shit in those threads are the people that spout "being a teacher means respecting your position, you can't taint the student/teacher relationship."

The majority of teachers I had showed up for their paycheck and made small talk. Being a teacher isn't a holy position.
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