1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Kara]

I never planned on being disowned at any point in my life, mac.

[StealthFan]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/looking-at-these-pornstar-reviews-on-ter-will-change-your-thoughts-about-some-of-these-broads.303369/

[nudemacusers]

"Also, I could tell that some other guy just left which was a bit of a turn off."

a bit of a turnoff you say 

edit: whoa didn't realize these porn chix did escorting on the side. can't be cheap. surely there is a better way brehs.

[StealthFan]

"Also, I could tell that some other guy just left which was a bit of a turn off."

a bit of a turnoff you say 

edit: whoa didn't realize these porn chix did escorting on the side. can't be cheap. surely there is a better way brehs.

[Kara]

"Also, I could tell that some other guy just left which was a bit of a turn off."

a bit of a turnoff you say 

edit: whoa didn't realize these porn chix did escorting on the side. can't be cheap. surely there is a better way brehs.

High-end providers would probably clean a performer's clock head-to-head. (Oh god the entendre. ) For them it's just supplemental income, for the former, well it's also probably supplemental income, but god dammit they at least respect the trade.

[nudemacusers]

"Also, I could tell that some other guy just left which was a bit of a turn off."

a bit of a turnoff you say 

edit: whoa didn't realize these porn chix did escorting on the side. can't be cheap. surely there is a better way brehs.

well, the bigger names, anyway. figured they would hold out for serious money or just be 'above it'. the avn award weekend in vegas must be crazy heh.

but then I could only name maybe 10 porn people anyway

[Your Stalker]

"Also, I could tell that some other guy just left which was a bit of a turn off."

a bit of a turnoff you say 

edit: whoa didn't realize these porn chix did escorting on the side. can't be cheap. surely there is a better way brehs.

but then I could only name maybe 10 porn people anyway

Do you think we believe that? 

[nudemacusers]

 





10 female porn people 

[Vertigo]

"Also, I could tell that some other guy just left which was a bit of a turn off."

a bit of a turnoff you say 

edit: whoa didn't realize these porn chix did escorting on the side. can't be cheap. surely there is a better way brehs.

It's biggish business. The more in demand porn chicks can even do 'world tours'


Lol at that Julia Bond review

"When I opened the door I was shocked about how bad she looked. She looked as if she had been partying hard for a couple of days and just rolled out of bed to come and see me. Very little makeup and she had bad breath and stinking body odor. I should have closed the door but she was there. Tried to say we should start in the shower but she refused. She undressed and then the rules started. I could not touch her face, boobs or pussy. She started with a rough handjob, put on a condom and gave it like 2 licks. Before she tried to get on my semi hard cock. She rode for like a minute, hopped off and began jerking me again. I asked if we could try another position and she refused saying she didn't feel like fucking. Finished the handjob. She left to the bathroom leaving me there. Came out fully dressed and I said WTF, thought we had 2 hours. She told me she didn't feel like staying. I asked for my money back and she giggled and said "no, silly willy. I'm going, email me next time you are in town." She's a scammer and best to be avoided, she promised bbbj, kissing, daty and a no rush session. She delivered on none of these and left about 25 minutes into a 2 hour appointment.

Which mad fool would want to see Julia Bond in 2015 she peaked years ago. Should have done his research.   

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

"Also, I could tell that some other guy just left which was a bit of a turn off."

a bit of a turnoff you say 

edit: whoa didn't realize these porn chix did escorting on the side. can't be cheap. surely there is a better way brehs.

The porn industry in 2015 is basically an advertisement for their escort services.  Since nobody really pays for porn anymore, these chicks have to find a way to make their careers more self sustaining.

[Vertigo]

Julia Bond was so hot back then, that ass

She was amazing. I used to get hyped when a new scene of hers appeared. I'm not really into gangbang stuff but back when she was on the rise, she did a scene where she fucked 5 black guys that was pretty damm hot.

For your sanity I don't recommend you look at recent pictures of her. She looks grimy. Like she needs a long soak in the bath.

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015756

Alright, where to begin...

Back in September 2012 I discovered the then-new game Hatsune Miku: Project Diva f for the Vita.  I was already somewhat into rhythm games, and after trying out the demo I instantly fell in love with the game, and imported it on the very next day. Since then I've also got the PS3 version, and then imported the sequel on both platforms the following year, and then quadruple-dipped the game when it got localized, without hesitation. I even became a Hatsune Miku fan in the process, now owning several related merchandise and stuff. Hell, even my current avatar is proof of it.

I always played the game very casually, never pushing myself and never caring about scores. I didn't want to frustrate myself, so I only very rarely played the highest difficulty, and I never took the time to train myself on how to play on a high level. I participated in threads where people were posting their crazy achievements and it didn't affect me at all. I simply didn't care! I was having fun, and that's all that matters, doesn't it?

And then this past January, something happened. I'm not going to go into any detail about exactly what it is, because I don't want to blame anyone but myself for my problem. Anyway, all that matters is that it changed my mindset, in a dramatic way.

I suddenly became self-conscious about my skill level.

It drove me into a nervous breakdown. After more than two years of not caring about skill, I suddenly realized how little progress I had made after all this time. I felt like total, utter shit. I'm already struggling with self-esteem issues on a regular basis, and this sudden realization just crushed me from the inside.

So after picking myself up, I told myself "let's git gud, then", rolled up my sleeves, and started working on it.

Did I make any progress? Yes, I did. But it's never enough. I feel like I have two years of work to catch up on, which is completely unrealistic and pushes me to frustration and exhaustion, but I can't stop obsessing about it.

Over the past three months, playing the game has been nothing but an unpleasant chore to me. I've screamed and cursed at the screen countless times, like an angry 12 year old playing Call of Duty. I even went as far as throwing my PS3 controller a few times, which is something that had previously never happened to me as an adult. (My controller somehow still works fine, BTW. Good job Sony.)

I know I should stop playing the game. But I can't. I just can't give up, because then I would only consider myself a loser who has given up, and further destroy my self-confidence. Yeah, I know, it's just a stupid video game so why should it matter so much? But it does. I'm just too emotionally invested so far. I tried taking breaks multiple times, but I always break down after a few days and start playing again, because I can't stop thinking about it.

This past weekend I gave myself the goal of clearing this particularly difficult song that I had yet to beat. I obsessively played the game for almost the entire weekend, discarding everything else. But in the end I didn't even succeed. I came close a bunch of times but never quite reached the passing score, which was soul crushing. This morning I just called sick, because I feel so messed up about it that I can't go to work today.

I should probably seek psychiatric help. But I feel extremely embarrassed talking about it. I haven't mentioned it to any family member yet because I fear that they would not understand. I briefly talked about it to some of my friends but I didn't want to annoy them with it so I didn't push too much. They told me to stop worrying about it, which is of course what I should do, but I wouldn't be going through all this if I could.

I don't really know what to do now.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

And these people are typical in GAF. Still shocked people idolize that forum to be honest.

[kick51]

imagine if he became conscious of his taste in music like he has of his video game skills, or lack thereof

hatsune miku on Letterman was hilarious. 

"OMG THIS IS WHEN JPOP WILL BREAK THROUGH IN AMERICA" 


and it was the most awkward thing ever

[Kara]

Quitting is for quitters, OP.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Quitters never lose

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015756

Alright, where to begin...

Back in September 2012 I discovered the then-new game Hatsune Miku: Project Diva f for the Vita.  I was already somewhat into rhythm games, and after trying out the demo I instantly fell in love with the game, and imported it on the very next day. Since then I've also got the PS3 version, and then imported the sequel on both platforms the following year, and then quadruple-dipped the game when it got localized, without hesitation. I even became a Hatsune Miku fan in the process, now owning several related merchandise and stuff. Hell, even my current avatar is proof of it.

I always played the game very casually, never pushing myself and never caring about scores. I didn't want to frustrate myself, so I only very rarely played the highest difficulty, and I never took the time to train myself on how to play on a high level. I participated in threads where people were posting their crazy achievements and it didn't affect me at all. I simply didn't care! I was having fun, and that's all that matters, doesn't it?

And then this past January, something happened. I'm not going to go into any detail about exactly what it is, because I don't want to blame anyone but myself for my problem. Anyway, all that matters is that it changed my mindset, in a dramatic way.

I suddenly became self-conscious about my skill level.

It drove me into a nervous breakdown. After more than two years of not caring about skill, I suddenly realized how little progress I had made after all this time. I felt like total, utter shit. I'm already struggling with self-esteem issues on a regular basis, and this sudden realization just crushed me from the inside.

So after picking myself up, I told myself "let's git gud, then", rolled up my sleeves, and started working on it.

Did I make any progress? Yes, I did. But it's never enough. I feel like I have two years of work to catch up on, which is completely unrealistic and pushes me to frustration and exhaustion, but I can't stop obsessing about it.

Over the past three months, playing the game has been nothing but an unpleasant chore to me. I've screamed and cursed at the screen countless times, like an angry 12 year old playing Call of Duty. I even went as far as throwing my PS3 controller a few times, which is something that had previously never happened to me as an adult. (My controller somehow still works fine, BTW. Good job Sony.)

I know I should stop playing the game. But I can't. I just can't give up, because then I would only consider myself a loser who has given up, and further destroy my self-confidence. Yeah, I know, it's just a stupid video game so why should it matter so much? But it does. I'm just too emotionally invested so far. I tried taking breaks multiple times, but I always break down after a few days and start playing again, because I can't stop thinking about it.

This past weekend I gave myself the goal of clearing this particularly difficult song that I had yet to beat. I obsessively played the game for almost the entire weekend, discarding everything else. But in the end I didn't even succeed. I came close a bunch of times but never quite reached the passing score, which was soul crushing. This morning I just called sick, because I feel so messed up about it that I can't go to work today.

I should probably seek psychiatric help. But I feel extremely embarrassed talking about it. I haven't mentioned it to any family member yet because I fear that they would not understand. I briefly talked about it to some of my friends but I didn't want to annoy them with it so I didn't push too much. They told me to stop worrying about it, which is of course what I should do, but I wouldn't be going through all this if I could.

I don't really know what to do now.

[mormapope]

Thought the Bloodborne review thread was supposed to land today.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Thought the Bloodborne review thread was supposed to land today.

That ruin your day breh? 


But don't worry, by my count there are currently 8 bloodborne threads on the first two pages to entertain you presently.


Have a thread about preloading the fucking game break 13 pages, brehs   


Some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow gifted a girl a copy of the game, because that's a good use of resources  http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157093021&postcount=618 

[mormapope]

I want to see meltdowns 

EDIT: Also that isn't a chick dude

That's dude on dude gifting.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I want to see meltdowns 

Then make a post stanning for religious oversight here on the bore, problem=solved.

[Take My Breh Away]

Splatoon has no voice chat, which is kinda essential for an objective based online shooter. Of course you know Ninthings will be defending it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015843&page=3

Game looks great tho'

[I'm a Puppy!]

I had a similar breakdown like that guy with Hatsune Miku, but it was over playing some really difficult guitar concertos, not a freaking videogame. WTF?

[king of the internet]

Splatoon has no voice chat, which is kinda essential for an objective based online shooter. Of course you know Ninthings will be defending it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015843&page=3

Game looks great tho'

Nintendo is still catching up with the Xbox 1 when it comes to online shit

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Splatoon has no voice chat, which is kinda essential for an objective based online shooter. Of course you know Ninthings will be defending it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015843&page=3

Game looks great tho'

Nintendo is still catching up with the Xbox 1 when it comes to online shit

It's 2015 and there are still seriously people that are okay with not having a headphone?

[king of the internet]

Splatoon has no voice chat, which is kinda essential for an objective based online shooter. Of course you know Ninthings will be defending it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015843&page=3

Game looks great tho'

Nintendo is still catching up with the Xbox 1 when it comes to online shit

It's 2015 and there are still seriously people that are okay with not having a headphone?

Please think of the children   

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Splatoon has no voice chat, which is kinda essential for an objective based online shooter. Of course you know Ninthings will be defending it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015843&page=3

Game looks great tho'

Nintendo is still catching up with the Xbox 1 when it comes to online shit

It's 2015 and there are still seriously people that are okay with not having a headphone?

Please think of the children   

That's duckroll's job from what I hear. 

[archie4208]

Splatoon has no voice chat, which is kinda essential for an objective based online shooter. Of course you know Ninthings will be defending it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015843&page=3

Game looks great tho'

Nintendo is still catching up with the Dreamcast when it comes to online shit

Yep

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://kotaku.com/surprise-dragon-age-inquisition-dlc-is-out-tomorrow-1693143896

preemptive.... waiting on the fallout before the thread.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016017

temp official thread wtf the hype for bloodborne is way over the limit 

[Joe Molotov]

I'm surprised it's taken this long for the first DLC. Them Mass Effect 3 haters must have got them legit shook.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016017

temp official thread wtf the hype for bloodborne is way over the limit 

how can mods allow this typa sh--, oh wait, nevermind

[mormapope]

Bloodborne looks iterative as hell, definitely going to be a great game based on the streams I saw, but this shit has been done before. The hype for it feels pretty fake, or people are psyching themselves up due to the barren game schedule thus far.

[mormapope]

No poo poo came from me though. It seemingly plays like any previous Souls games except there is even more emphasis on dodging than blocking. Similar UIs, similar attributes, similar mechanics across the board. Bloodborne could be called Goth Souls or some shit and it would stick.

[king of the internet]

Bloodborne is actually worthy of excitement unlike spunk like The Order which was hyped exclusively by the diehards.  Gamer hype is pretty fucking  embarassing either way, though. It's not the second coming of jesus for christ's sake.

[nudemacusers]

it better not be easier

[mormapope]

Blocking not being a thing in Bloodborne has added difficulty for sure. It also looks harder to create a OP build and steamroll past mobs/bosses. PvP might not be as fucked as it was in the past.

The main thing that'll curve difficulty in either direction in a Souls game is how you build your character.

[king of the internet]

The one thing I see is people being excited yet never cared for Souls game much before. Like, the fuck are you expecting? It might end up easier than previous installments, but if you didn't like Souls games before I don't see this changing your mind.

For sure. I don't think Bish and his herd of cumsluts wouldn't be making much noise if this was a Namco Bandai joint.

[StealthFan]

already got it pre-loaded

[Jansen]

i can't wait to play bloodborne tomorrow but any legit criticism is going to throw people over the edge

like even mentioning something as simple as the chromatic aberration is way overdone

[mormapope]

i can't wait to play bloodborne tomorrow but any legit criticism is going to throw people over the edge

like even mentioning something as simple as the chromatic aberration is way overdone

That's why the review thread will be hilarious. Dark Souls 1&2 got pretty high scores from main outlets, so if people bitch about IGN or Gamespot being bias they'll look silly.

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016017

temp official thread wtf the hype for bloodborne is way over the limit 

It's an absolute hilarious embarrassment,no surprise to see bish at the centre of it.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157150909&postcount=69

lol so much manufactured drama over an official thread free advertizing

[Mr. Nobody]

Bloodborne is actually worthy of excitement unlike spunk like The Order which was hyped exclusively by the diehards.  Gamer hype is pretty fucking  embarassing either way, though. It's not the second coming of jesus for christ's sake.

I won't even ask you how

[milchs evil twin]

Is it just my Xboning, or were none of the thread titles particularly funny...

[Take My Breh Away]

Is it just my Xboning, or were none of the thread titles particularly funny...

You don't have to be an xboner to realize the only funny thing Bish has made in his life was Turok.

[StealthFan]

lmao Bish's Turok. Shit was so mediocre. Only plus was it was better than the one before, which at least had comedy value. Stupid fuck.

[doctavius bonbon]

Three seperate OTs for this game 

At least they got it sorted out in the end.

[Shaka Khan]

Holy shit, all this 'cause someone was 2 hours late with their OT?

[Purple Filth]

Splatoon has no voice chat, which is kinda essential for an objective based online shooter. Of course you know Ninthings will be defending it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015843&page=3

Game looks great tho'

Nintendo is still catching up with the Xbox 1 when it comes to online shit

It's 2015 and there are still seriously people that are okay with not having a headphone?

Yea even Sony took their head from their ass this time around (the pack-in being a cheap piece of shit not withstanding  )

[thisismyusername]

(Image removed from quote.)

OMG.

[milchs evil twin]

We gon starve :-(

[Tasty]

We gon starve :-(

The Bore today:

[helios]

http://www.playboy.com/videos/gamer-next-door-splatoon

Nintendo invites Playboy to try out the Fisherman's Wife. Video is SFW, but it is the Playboy website.

[Tasty]

Nintendo is finally teh matures

[nachobro]

I'm definitely interested in Bloodborne. It'll be a good game to pick up used in a week or two when the sfags decide it's too hard and sell it en masse.

[StealthFan]

we bloodborne nao

[Cerveza mas fina]

93 metacritic

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

I've been playing it for the past few hours and it seems pretty good.  Not the prettiest thing out there though. I was kind of taken back initially in just  how ugly some of it was.

And the loading times..... Jesus.  It wasn't a problem in the very beginning 'cause it wasn't all that hard but now the game is serving my ass to me at a record pace. I may be spending more time looking at that black loading screen than actually playing it.

[dmj]

It's amazing how much reviews went from not mattering at all to now being vindication of a pre-order.

I wonder why