1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[sarslip]

one thread criticizing the game's 40 second load times 


twenty threads fellating the fuck out of it 

[pilonv1]

one thread criticizing the game's 40 second load times 


twenty threads fellating the fuck out of it 

Plenty of time to make a sandwitch

its 2007 all over again

[Cerveza mas fina]

40 second load times? 

Is that for real?

[sarslip]

40 second load times? 

Is that for real?

up to a minute and a half in some areas.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Thats unacceptable in a game where you die a lot. Fucks sake. Shit needs to be instant.

Also kind of surprised the game is ugly again.

[sarslip]

Hotline Miami respawn time 

[Cerveza mas fina]

Thats exactly how it should be. Die, play, die, play. No interruptions.

[thisismyusername]

Thats exactly how it should be. Die, play, die, play. No interruptions.

Then get the PC version, shitlo--

Oh wait. From.

[Vertigo]

Thats unacceptable in a game where you die a lot. Fucks sake. Shit needs to be instant.

Also kind of surprised the game is ugly again.

State of the art graphics have never really been a FROM trademark. They do have amazing creature design though. It's also why people hyped for this rightfully focus on gameplay over graphics, the opposite of the Order.



 

[sarslip]

Thats unacceptable in a game where you die a lot. Fucks sake. Shit needs to be instant.

Also kind of surprised the game is ugly again.

They do have amazing creature design though.

which is why i was surprised to read there's a lack of enemy variety, doesnt seem that way from trailers at least.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So I hear the game is good. This is fantastic news as GAF should relent on it's fuckery for at least......2 days.

[Vertigo]

Yeah gaming side are on their best behaviour it seems. They've even given the game a pass for apparent tech issues.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016500

Bloodborne is great in two ways, it's shut up the Sony graphic whores and the "give me 60fps or give me death" crowd. I wonder how it will shape their arguments as this gen moves on.

[Take My Breh Away]

Yeah gaming side are on their best behaviour it seems. They've even given the game a pass for apparent tech issues.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016500

Bloodborne is great in two ways, it's shut up the Sony graphic whores and the "give me 60fps or give me death" crowd. I wonder how it will shape their arguments as this gen moves on.

Sony stanleys were complaining about the "60FPS meme" when The Order was almost about to release. It will just change up to suit their agenda on a case by case basis. That or deflect

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157246921&postcount=47   

We getting small nibbles, today

[Cerveza mas fina]

Just wait for the remake on PS5 guys

[sarslip]

Yeah gaming side are on their best behaviour it seems. They've even given the game a pass for apparent tech issues.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016500

Bloodborne is great in two ways, it's shut up the Sony graphic whores and the "give me 60fps or give me death" crowd. I wonder how it will shape their arguments as this gen moves on.

Sony stanleys were complaining about the "60FPS meme" when The Order was almost about to release. It will just change up to suit their agenda on a case by case basis. That or deflect

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157246921&postcount=47   

We getting small nibbles, today

injurai's my boy, but that was

[sarslip]

slow news day or Bore feast? 

http://m.ign.com/articles/2015/03/24/amazon-france-lists-bloodborne-for-pc

[Rufus]

Please be true, I don't need a fucking PS4.

[sarslip]

sounds bogus, but the jimmies have been rustled 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016569

Hey fellow SJW's, I created a female character in a game about killing stuff in a manly manner. Am I BishChecked now?

Edit, uh oh,

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157260862&postcount=5708

Here we go.

[Tasty]

Edit, uh oh,

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157260862&postcount=5708

Here we go.

Sounds like the MH whiners I see pop up now and then. Eh, if it's not your thing it's not your thing. Sell it and move on.

[Take My Breh Away]

sounds bogus, but the jimmies have been rustled 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016428

I remember when Forza Horizon 2 and Sunset overdrive being listed on Amazon France was a sure thing for PC while Bloodborne isn't. Stan logic.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157228870&postcount=88   locked

thread about long load times?   
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1014115 

thread about patch to long load times?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016614

[Cerveza mas fina]

sounds bogus, but the jimmies have been rustled 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016428

I remember when Forza Horizon 2 and Sunset overdrive being listed on Amazon France was a sure thing for PC while Bloodborne isn't. Stan logic.

Maybe because MS has a history if releasing their b franchises on pc too (fable, alan wake)

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016629

feed me your rage

[Take My Breh Away]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157266706&postcount=2

[Joe Molotov]

:ded

[sarslip]

should post this


here

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016569   

[Dennis]

The Bloodborne reviews almost makes me want to buy a PS4.

[Jansen]

 it's an awesome game but the loading

[Anti-Monitor]

Seeing all the people who only bought it because exclusivity complaining about how hard it is makes me happy.

[Shaka Khan]

it's an awesome game but the loading

Maybe I should create a thread pleading @yosp to patch the load times #4ThePlayers. Surely he cares about me!

[nachobro]

Seeing all the people who only bought it because exclusivity complaining about how hard it is makes me happy.

i'm waiting for them to give up on it so I can get a cheap used copy 

also why is there no saluting smiley with an israeli flag this is bullshit

[benjipwns]

The last From Software game I played is Armored Core.

On the PS1.

It was pretty cool, I could make crazy overpowered mechs who flew in the air and blew up shit with rockets and chain guns and grenade cannons. 

[benjipwns]

Oh wait, they made Otogi, and Ninja Blade which is fucking hilarious though I only played a bit of it after getting it free.

[benjipwns]

   http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157366363&postcount=46

[Kara]

Oh wait, they made Otogi, and Ninja Blade which is fucking hilarious though I only played a bit of it after getting it free.

yeah, they used to be a p. good studio

metal wolf chaos

souls

[ToxicAdam]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=157367947

All our heroes are dead

*adds another arrow to my quiver for future use

That very first sentence triggers my troll-dar though.

[shidoshi]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1015756

Alright, where to begin...

Back in September 2012 I discovered the then-new game Hatsune Miku: Project Diva f for the Vita.  I was already somewhat into rhythm games, and after trying out the demo I instantly fell in love with the game, and imported it on the very next day. Since then I've also got the PS3 version, and then imported the sequel on both platforms the following year, and then quadruple-dipped the game when it got localized, without hesitation. I even became a Hatsune Miku fan in the process, now owning several related merchandise and stuff. Hell, even my current avatar is proof of it.

*snip*

What makes this funnier to me is that F is by far the lowest point of the Project Diva series. Way to get  obsessed over the worst release!

[Vertigo]

 

You could feel guys in that press preview thread were sweating waiting for those reviews to land.

[pilonv1]

Oh wait, they made Otogi, and Ninja Blade which is fucking hilarious though I only played a bit of it after getting it free.

yeah, they used to be a p. good studio

metal wolf chaos

souls

Chrome Hounds

[thisismyusername]

Oh wait, they made Otogi, and Ninja Blade which is fucking hilarious though I only played a bit of it after getting it free.

yeah, they used to be a p. good studio

metal wolf chaos

souls

Nah.

Armored Core

King's Field 

Otogi

Ninja Blade 

Metal Wolf Chaos.

Demon's Souls

Dark Souls

Dark Souls 2 

Bloodborne being exclusive after going to Namco to reach the niche audience boom.

[benjipwns]

Ninja Blade is amazing, I should install it right now and play the fuck out of it tonight.

And the plot. 

[thisismyusername]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/308520/

Andy, explain. Why is Nintendo hiding behind an indie company name to start their third party efforts?

Also: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157282672&postcount=190

OMG.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Bloodborne being exclusive after going to Namco to reach the niche audience boom.

[sarslip]

Tenchu Z was slept on, if you like Tenchu games.   

[mormapope]

Tenchu Z had a pretty good demo, gotta give it that. Never played the main game.

[thisismyusername]

Bloodborne being exclusive after going to Namco to reach the niche audience boom.

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Sure, if you think I give a shit. Could not care, I'll get it later when I buy a PS4 for Uncharted 4. As it is, I don't miss it. It's just a stupid decision, to make the next "souls" game after their previous one was exclusive, non-exclusive. Then go back to being exclusive.

[Jansen]

(Image removed from quote.)

 

You could feel guys in that press preview thread were sweating waiting for those reviews to land.

@Aeana @LegacyZ3RO On guy made the Bloodborne metascore his avatar. I can’t even handle that.

http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=528910

 

[sarslip]

Tenchu Z was alright. Not really worth playing but not bad.

i admit it's not a game everyone can enjoy.  what's weird is that Tenchu Z had a lot of ideas that got rolled in Demon Souls, and thusly are present in Bloodborne.  like the persistent world.  progression being slow as hell, and huge open environments.  i wish they would put coop in a Bloodborne/Souls type game that would be great.


...that metacritic avatar smh

[nudemacusers]

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You could feel guys in that press preview thread were sweating waiting for those reviews to land.

@Aeana @LegacyZ3RO On guy made the Bloodborne metascore his avatar. I can’t even handle that.

http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=528910

 

while this example may be unbridled stannery, metascore avatars could be useful for lowkey trolling




what game could this be

[Am_I_Anonymous]

These last few pages

[Mr. Gundam]

Oh wait, they made Otogi, and Ninja Blade which is fucking hilarious though I only played a bit of it after getting it free.

yeah, they used to be a p. good studio

metal wolf chaos

souls

Nah.

Armored Core

King's Field 

Otogi

Ninja Blade 

Metal Wolf Chaos.

Demon's Souls

Dark Souls

Dark Souls 2 

Bloodborne being exclusive after going to Namco to reach the niche audience boom.

ANOTHER CENTURY'S EPISODE 1-3
MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM UNICORN

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

Chromehounds   


Someone needs to make something like that again.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=157367947

All our heroes are dead

don't like his music but he doesn't offend me, and it's cool seeing a backpacker win.

[Steve Contra]

Otogi fucking rocks, fuck anyone who says differently.

[nudemacusers]

Chromehounds   


Someone needs to make something like that again.

chromehounds was pretty cool.

then my xbox melted 

[Steve Contra]

Playing Chromehounds with Drohne and Dcharlie

[El Babua]

I envision an alternate reality where Sony took Ninja Blade and MS got Demon's Souls as an exclusive.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I don’t know how much the rest you know about Japanese culture (I’m an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. From Software knows there would be no Souls without Sony.

[thisismyusername]

Sure, but Sony fucked up the first time by not locking it down after it became a huge worldwide sensation. You just know Yoshida is kicking himself in the ass daily over that. I'll give Sony props, they must've sent a truckload of cash to From to make "Bloodborne" exclusive after that misstep with Demon's Souls.

Though again: Really weird choice to go back to being exclusive after they break out with Dark Souls. I really wonder how much the exclusivity for Bloodborne is helping.