1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157560682&postcount=43

what "adult" needs this to make an egg and cheese?   

It toasts the bread, fries the egg, and melts the cheese in like 5 minutes. 

a frying pan can do all those things for you and you save $40

[sarslip]

bish outchea playing chess with these 15 year olds

[nachobro]

Banned again 

EDIT: Looks like it was for thse posts.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157609678&postcount=1630
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157610989&postcount=1640 

Banning for talking shit about Sony in a wrestling thread

Talking about sony in a wrestling thread...

Where do you want me to send your L?

It already arrived via airmail. I'm just laughing at how little you have to say to get banned now.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Banned again 

EDIT: Looks like it was for thse posts.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157609678&postcount=1630
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157610989&postcount=1640 

Banning for talking shit about Sony in a wrestling thread

Talking about sony in a wrestling thread...

Where do you want me to send your L?

It already arrived via airmail. I'm just laughing at how little you have to say to get banned now.

What did the reason for the ban say?

[Kara]

hebephile? you mean pedophile?

heebophile? 

Sheine meideles.

[nachobro]

What did the reason for the ban say?

"console warrior nonsense"

I'll be on vacation of the entire 5 days of my ban so I guess that's nice in a way.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

What did the reason for the ban say?

"console warrior nonsense"

I'll be on vacation of the entire 5 days of my ban so I guess that's nice in a way.

You can cut that irony with a butter knife.

[nudemacusers]

wait, how many bans do you have now? and if it's more than me (6?) and you still don't have a perm warning, well, that's racism buddy.

[The Legend of Sunblade]

Wuvcraft makes the Pillars of Eternity OT. Goes through the proper procedure of "requesting" it in the OT OT and everything. Posts it the day the game is out.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017619&highlight=eternity

Does absolutely nothing wrong and everything is peachy until, not even four pages in: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157517266&postcount=371

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017811

The dude couldn't just mod edit the OP to add that stuff in. He hijacked the whole thread to add in an ego section just for himself, spends less time talking about the game than he does fellating how awesome the site is.  :deadpos

[mormapope]

The same exact shit went down for the Bloodborne OT, except Bish made a unfunny thread circle jerk before an actual OT, and then copied everything for another OT made by him.

I know, bitching about PR threads being fucked up doesn't make sense, but Bish and Evilore must be going through some sort of premature mid life crisis.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Evilore is going to sell. You watch. Remember I called it.

[doctavius bonbon]

wuvcraft's OT was legit trash tier, fuckery aside.

also another dude got _retro'd for whining incessantly about getting the OP edited.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157560358&postcount=495. 

[nudemacusers]

care about gaming ot's that are basically freebie tldr marketing exercises brehs

[nachobro]

wait, how many bans do you have now? and if it's more than me (6?) and you still don't have a perm warning, well, that's racism buddy.

I think I have 6 now. Five of which have been in the past year haha

Where's one of those mod lurkers when you need them?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Evilore is going to sell. You watch. Remember I called it.

Sell the forums?  I'm sure he will eventually.  A while ago there was some thing out there about how Evilore was offered $5 million for the board.  That may seem like a lot but I'm guessing he believes he can get a lot more money for it.  $5 million is definitely not enough to retire on when you're a baller like him.  If someone offers over $10 million, he may bite for that amount.

[I'm a Puppy!]

With the way the market and forums are fragmenting there's no way that Neogaf has had positive valuation  above $5M since then.

[Shaka Khan]

wuvcraft's OT was legit trash tier, fuckery aside.

also another dude got _retro'd for whining incessantly about getting the OP edited.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157560358&postcount=495. 

Evilore's masturbatory fuckery aside, this guy is an utter idiot. Way to make a strong case for even more mod fuckery.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

He'd be LUCKY to get a million now.

But he'll panic and off it eventually. Or announce a partnership

Trust me when I say his pocket has been hit

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

With the way the market and forums are fragmenting there's no way that Neogaf has had positive valuation  above $5M since then.

I know but I'm sure he thinks he will get more.

[thisismyusername]

Wuvcraft makes the Pillars of Eternity OT. Goes through the proper procedure of "requesting" it in the OT OT and everything. Posts it the day the game is out.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017619&highlight=eternity

Does absolutely nothing wrong and everything is peachy until, not even four pages in: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157517266&postcount=371

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017811

The dude couldn't just mod edit the OP to add that stuff in. He hijacked the whole thread to add in an ego section just for himself, spends less time talking about the game than he does fellating how awesome the site is.  :deadpos

Pillars of Eternity is a classically styled party-based computer RPG made by the fine folks at Obsidian Entertainment.

MASSIVE EVILORE EGO PORTRAIT IN-GAME

NEOGAF INN IN-GAME

http://i.imgur.com/yQldCCc.png

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Just kidding. Like I'm going to pirate an Obsidian Game.

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Not like they've done anything worth my time since Black Isle/Fallout 1-2, Tactics

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[headwalk]

makes you wonder when lore will start clamping down on the console wank war. can't be good for the forum's valuation if all members are concerned with is sipping piss from sony's golden slippers and all the growth prospects in the industry are treated with suspicion or contempt.

[Take My Breh Away]

care about gaming ot's that are basically freebie tldr marketing exercises brehs

This is probably the first time GAF paid for an OT (With Kickstater donations) instead of a company paying for it.

[mormapope]

makes you wonder when lore will start clamping down on the console wank war. can't be good for the forum's valuation if all members are concerned with is sipping piss from sony's golden slippers and all the growth prospects in the industry are treated with suspicion or contempt.

That's why he'll sell it to Sony, NeoGaf will be reformatted to Playstation Plaza, a Miiverse ripoff and a sequel to Playstation home.

[Sausage]

He'd be LUCKY to get a million now.

But he'll panic and off it eventually. Or announce a partnership

Trust me when I say his pocket has been hit

Are you a financial risk analyst or something?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

He'd be LUCKY to get a million now.

But he'll panic and off it eventually. Or announce a partnership

Trust me when I say his pocket has been hit

Are you a financial risk analyst or something?

It's 2015. I'm black. I have money.

What the fuck you think?

[thisismyusername]

He'd be LUCKY to get a million now.

But he'll panic and off it eventually. Or announce a partnership

Trust me when I say his pocket has been hit

Are you a financial risk analyst or something?

It's 2015. I'm black. I have money.

What the fuck you think?

You sling drugs, obviously.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

He'd be LUCKY to get a million now.

But he'll panic and off it eventually. Or announce a partnership

Trust me when I say his pocket has been hit

Are you a financial risk analyst or something?

It's 2015. I'm black. I have money.

What the fuck you think?

You sling drugs, obviously.

 

[I'm a Puppy!]

He'd be LUCKY to get a million now.

But he'll panic and off it eventually. Or announce a partnership

Trust me when I say his pocket has been hit

Are you a financial risk analyst or something?

No. He's right about this.

[sarslip]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1016302

(Image removed from quote.)

GF: babe, how can you read that tiny text?

Me: I'm digitally murdering people babe

GF: like Sugar Kinght?!

Me: Exactly.

[StealthFan]

we are going to learn how to make a bridge that, unlike a black father, can support a family of five

[Phoenix Dark]

Wuvcraft makes the Pillars of Eternity OT. Goes through the proper procedure of "requesting" it in the OT OT and everything. Posts it the day the game is out.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017619&highlight=eternity

Does absolutely nothing wrong and everything is peachy until, not even four pages in: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157517266&postcount=371

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017811

The dude couldn't just mod edit the OP to add that stuff in. He hijacked the whole thread to add in an ego section just for himself, spends less time talking about the game than he does fellating how awesome the site is.  :deadpos

[mormapope]

Mainly because if a whiff of shit talk is noticed that community is culled or nuked 

I'm not an oldie, so was there a period of time like this where mods and Evilore especially were this soft?

[benjipwns]

Anyone up for a tattoo?

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157668727&postcount=43

John Stossel looks incredible for 68 years old.

This is a problem in the USA.

If you've already made a shitload of money and are in retirement years . . . then quit. How the fuck are the younger generations supposed to get jobs and take over if the old people don't quit?

Look, if you want to volunteer or share your wisdom, fine. But fucking retire and let the more desperate people have some jobs.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157516963&postcount=367

Surprised Salsa didn't catch a ban for this, he's been banned for less before.

[king of the internet]

Evilore is going to sell. You watch. Remember I called it.

He should. Take the money and run, you could live off that shit forever.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157666123&postcount=131

Wait, what ? [drug legalization] is a bad idea all around. Instead of dealers having power over their "victims", drugstores (dealers) would have power over them ?

As of right now you have to be involved with some shady characters to get introduced into heroin. Do you really want it accessible to anybody that walks into a convenience store ? This isn't like weed or alcohol, where you drink or smoke socially on weekends. This is some make you feel better than you've ever felt in your life kind of shit, that makes you want to keep going back until you fall into addiction.

:deadpos   :deadpos
 

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From my drinking.

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[Joe Molotov]

The Neogaf Inn, F-- would not stay again.

[JaseC]

wuvcraft's OT was legit trash tier, fuckery aside.

also another dude got _retro'd for whining incessantly about getting the OP edited.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157560358&postcount=495.

Speaking of account deletions, I noticed a while back that W!CKED had his account deleted. Not in the same sense as above, but deleted completely -- links to his posts go nowhere and his username is no longer in the search database. It's as though he never existed, but if that name does ring a bell you may remember him as "That guy who became overly defensive whenever the PS4's hardware was described as old or outdated."

[Rufus]

I think someone else might have been disappeared in the same way.

[octopushover]

i got banned for a month for saying chelsea handler said something stupid.

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157668727&postcount=43

John Stossel looks incredible for 68 years old.

This is a problem in the USA.

If you've already made a shitload of money and are in retirement years . . . then quit. How the fuck are the younger generations supposed to get jobs and take over if the old people don't quit?

Look, if you want to volunteer or share your wisdom, fine. But fucking retire and let the more desperate people have some jobs.

Didn't know Liberals wanted to send old folks to the glue factory. SOYLENT FREEDOM IS PEOPLE.

[benjipwns]

Didn't know Liberals wanted to send old folks to the glue factory. SOYLENT FREEDOM IS PEOPLE.

[Brehvolution]

i got banned for a month for saying chelsea handler said something stupid.

Her twitter feed.

[bork]

Wuvcraft makes the Pillars of Eternity OT. Goes through the proper procedure of "requesting" it in the OT OT and everything. Posts it the day the game is out.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017619&highlight=eternity

Does absolutely nothing wrong and everything is peachy until, not even four pages in: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157517266&postcount=371

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1017811

The dude couldn't just mod edit the OP to add that stuff in. He hijacked the whole thread to add in an ego section just for himself, spends less time talking about the game than he does fellating how awesome the site is. :deadpos

Well, he is a rogue.

[octopushover]

i'm not joking they didn't even try to pretend there was an actual reason

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157573072&postcount=107

[meeb]

Not going to buy Pillars of Eternity now.

[sarslip]

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i'm not joking they didn't even try to pretend there was an actual reason

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157573072&postcount=107

that's weak as hell, and you even expounded, which i dont think you needed to.  30 + fuckin victims, but chelsea handler almost maybe being a victim isnt to be trivialized?  foh gaf mod bro

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1018165

don't need no smelly girls messing up our yaoi boy band road trip jerkoff fantasies

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/why-do-coli-militants-hate-black-people-so-much.304484/

mephistopheles with a classic

We might be witnessing the collapse of TLR 

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Probably not but its good to see people not falling for the bullshit

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[Hitler Stole My Potato]

The Neogaf Inn, F-- would not stay again.

Now that Home is shutting down, it's the place to be!

[benjipwns]

I met and talked with Chelsea Handler for a while when she was still actually working the fringes of the stand-up circuit and her original skit show had just started. (That's why she wound up talking to us instead of just taking a picture because we were the only ones who had seen it and could reference things from it.) She was totally not like her total bitch/attention whore persona in recent years. Her opener was a student stand-up "comedian" and she savaged his truly terrible act when she came on. You could tell at least half the audience was mortified.   Then made fun of everything the students told her that was "cool" in town, like the shitty club near the dorms or the throwback ice cream/pizza shop near the freshmen ones.

She said I was adorable and basically grabbed my ass when we took a group picture. 

So technically I was sexually harassed by Bill Cosby by proxy. 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

We might be witnessing the collapse of TLR 

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Probably not but its good to see people not falling for the bullshit

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You know the forum has become trash when charmander is out here writing long form indictments of how bad and lame TLR is. terrible terrible forum.

Coliseum still the best.

Between that and all the internet sleuthing, yeah. For every awesome one there is 5 that devolve into nerds fighting about internet cred.

BTW

Charmander


http://www.thecoli.com/threads/chris-b-pawg-chasing-cuckold-dikk-rating-white-twitter-acct-story-update-chris-b-request-ban.284742/


Still the GOAT

[I'm a Puppy!]

I don't get the whole Chelsea Handler thing.
She's frankly not that funny.  But everyone's always talking about her.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Reminds me of Dane Cook a decade ago: not that funny but is attractive so they get a fanbase.

[nudemacusers]

i find her entertaining in small doses but her standup was basically 'i'm a crazy drunk 45 year old who acts like a corny white girl freshmen everywhere I go'.

[ToxicAdam]

She's alright. She walks that same path that Joan Rivers did. Frank opinions and personal stories cut with self-effacing humor. Joan was obviously a much better joke writer (or maybe not, maybe she paid for all her jokes as was the custom back then).

[Brehvolution]

Now that she's off TV, she freely posts topless pics on twitter.

[benjipwns]

Yep, she won't be around for too long.

She just got an extensive deal from Netflix somehow.

She was dating the head of E! which I'm not suggesting is how she got Chelsea Lately which just happened to start around the same time, but when they broke up she said she was leaving E! at the end of her contract.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

She's alright. She walks that same path that Joan Rivers did. Frank opinions and personal stories cut with self-effacing humor. Joan was obviously a much better joke writer (or maybe not, maybe she paid for all her jokes as was the custom back then).

Chelsea probably pays for jokes as well.  A lot of big comedians do.