Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5905029 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27180 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:36:05 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on March 27, 2015, 11:12:36 AM

Quote from: Esch on March 27, 2015, 10:11:47 AM
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/why-do-coli-militants-hate-black-people-so-much.304484/

mephistopheles with a classic

We might be witnessing the collapse of TLR

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Probably not but its good to see people not falling for the bullshit
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The funny thing is that even brief conversations with them shows they don't even know shit about their own movement. They sit around watching bitter youtube streams from faux Muslim clowns and former PUAs and front like they know the culture. You can tell these niccas never read a book.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27181 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:39:12 PM »

Phoenix Dark

Takes the coli seriously

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27182 on:** March 27, 2015, 01:50:24 PM »

I know too many people irl who act and think the exact same way. Shit is just pathetic.

Vertigo · « **Reply #27183 on:** March 27, 2015, 02:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2015, 01:36:05 PM

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on March 27, 2015, 11:12:36 AM
Quote from: Esch on March 27, 2015, 10:11:47 AM
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/why-do-coli-militants-hate-black-people-so-much.304484/

mephistopheles with a classic

We might be witnessing the collapse of TLR

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Probably not but its good to see people not falling for the bullshit
[close]

The funny thing is that even brief conversations with them shows they don't even know shit about their own movement. They sit around watching bitter youtube streams from faux Muslim clowns and former PUAs and front like they know the culture. You can tell these niccas never read a book.

These guys can't even decide what's 'pro black' and what isn't

I browsing TLR on Thursday and went through that thread that asked what your perfect woman would look like. Most of the posters many of them 'militants' were picking suspiciously light skinned mixed race and other 'exotic' looking woman that in other threads would get you called a 'coon'.

I didn't see many dark skin women getting picked.

What do you think of Tariq Nasheed and 'Dr' Umar Johnson?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27184 on:** March 27, 2015, 03:51:42 PM »

Tariq Nasheed is the former PUA I mentioned. People taking him seriously is laughable to me. The common theme amongst most faux black militant shit is a hatred for black women, and if you've watched any of his shit this becomes clear. These dudes legit feel black women are their property, and any ambition or interracial escapades from black women=bedwench slaves of the white man. Shit is disgusting.

In reality black women are doing pretty well - better than black men in fact. And these dudes can't get over it.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #27185 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:40:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2015, 03:51:42 PM

Tariq Nasheed is the former PUA I mentioned. People taking him seriously is laughable to me. The common theme amongst most faux black militant shit is a hatred for black women, and if you've watched any of his shit this becomes clear. These dudes legit feel black women are their property, and any ambition or interracial escapades from black women=bedwench slaves of the white man. Shit is disgusting.

In reality black women are doing pretty well - better than black men in fact. And these dudes can't get over it.

It's worse than that. Dude is a former rapper:

turned PUA, turned black activist

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27186 on:** March 27, 2015, 04:42:07 PM »

no fucking way

can't wait to get home and play that. WOW

Your Stalker · « **Reply #27187 on:** March 27, 2015, 05:57:10 PM »

my fucking god, you can't be serious

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27188 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:02:26 PM »

cellular phones, dawg, we all in tha new millenium

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #27189 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:14:54 PM »

Tariq Nasheed is just like every other media niqua. Too keen for either media love aka Ainsley Harriot or Islam aka Isis.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #27190 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:17:17 PM »

Also Bsihoptl and Tyler's dynamic atm is really excellent.

Awful AWFUL OT's both.

sarslip · « **Reply #27191 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:45:11 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1018897

these threads cant lose

you get the one nin crowd sayin, "but Miyamoto-san teaches us; something, something a bad game bad forever"

another crowd just old-fashioned disappointed in the delay

sarslip · « **Reply #27192 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:47:43 PM »

Zelduru wont even be at E3 now! Oh man, feast brehs.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #27193 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:48:02 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 27, 2015, 06:39:58 PM

As always, we can't have too much fun without Verdigris arriving to lame it up by being a cornball.

don't worry, because I forgot to tell yall he was in a rap group as well

mormapope · « **Reply #27194 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:50:22 PM »

Pedo Defense Force: ENGAGE

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157762507&postcount=31
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157762741&postcount=35

sarslip · « **Reply #27195 on:** March 27, 2015, 06:52:37 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157758247&postcount=250

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uhhhhhhh does that mean it won't be on the show floor and just in a direct, or not at all? Because that seems very strange.

sarslip · « **Reply #27196 on:** March 27, 2015, 07:00:43 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148751048&postcount=45

Nibel · « **Reply #27197 on:** March 27, 2015, 07:21:57 PM »

I mean Splatoon X and all that stuff looks interesting and all but man pretty bummed about Zelda, one of my most anticipated ones

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27198 on:** March 27, 2015, 07:46:58 PM »

Quote from: sarslip on March 27, 2015, 07:00:43 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=148751048&postcount=45

Syph · « **Reply #27199 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:18:59 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 27, 2015, 07:03:28 PM

how rude of the neogaf.com moderation staff for banning a guy who's kindly offering to suck a bunch of dicks.

speaking of the ol' gaf staff
just caught my first ban
see what happens when i start posting here
lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27200 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:25:36 PM »

feel bad for pedophiles brehs

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27201 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:26:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2015, 08:25:36 PM

feel bad for pedophiles brehs

i can understand feeling bad for pedophiles

i can't understand feeling bad for pedophiles chatting with and attempting to meet children.

StealthFan · « **Reply #27202 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:39:25 PM »

pedos can't help it. Have you seen teenage girls lately? LAWD.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27203 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:43:53 PM »

Yeah, they're not gonna sink a shitload of nintendollars into that Zelda game just to launch it exclusively on a clearly abandoned console. You'll also be able to enjoy that one on your shiny new nintentablet come holiday 2016.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27204 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:47:14 PM »

or spring 2017

that shit ain't hittin until the new console/hybrid is out

mormapope · « **Reply #27205 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:47:38 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157778185&postcount=114

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It kinda does, at least to me. There's a pedophile paranoia that has intensified over the last couple decades because of shows like How to Catch a Predator, and it's resulted in many men who are not pedophiles to not want to be seen around children.

WHY should anyone give a fuck about those dudes? So men are scared to hang around kids, and To Catch a Predator is to blame? Who seriously laments not being able to chill with awkward teenagers?

Funny thing is this dude is giving pedo vibes due to this argument

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27206 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:50:07 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 27, 2015, 08:43:53 PM

Yeah, they're not gonna sink a shitload of nintendollars into that Zelda game just to launch it exclusively on a clearly abandoned console. You'll also be able to enjoy that one on your shiny new nintentablet come holiday 2016.

just watch them release it for the WiiU afterwards, similar to how they did Twilight Princess. The tears will be amazing.

mormapope · « **Reply #27207 on:** March 27, 2015, 08:52:05 PM »

Twilight Princess on Gamecube >>>>> Wii. Whichever version of the newest Zelda doesn't use the tablet will be the winner.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27208 on:** March 27, 2015, 09:26:07 PM »

"The Wii U already has a Zelda. It's called Wind Waker HD"

I agree that it's likely going to be on NX or it will be a Twilight Princess thing. As a consolation, I'm sure Koei Tecmo will release a Hyrule Warriors 2 on the Wii U sometime in 2016.

archie4208 · « **Reply #27209 on:** March 27, 2015, 09:42:37 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on March 27, 2015, 09:26:07 PM

"The Wii U already has a Zelda. It's called Wind Waker HD"

I agree that it's likely going to be on NX or it will be a Twilight Princess thing. As a consolation, I'm sure Koei Tecmo will release a Hyrule Warriors 2 on the Wii U sometime in 2016.

I can't wait to play as Skull Kid.

Kara · « **Reply #27210 on:** March 27, 2015, 09:42:48 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 27, 2015, 02:16:34 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157666123&postcount=131
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Wait, what ? [drug legalization] is a bad idea all around. Instead of dealers having power over their "victims", drugstores (dealers) would have power over them ?

As of right now you have to be involved with some shady characters to get introduced into heroin. Do you really want it accessible to anybody that walks into a convenience store ? This isn't like weed or alcohol, where you drink or smoke socially on weekends. This is some make you feel better than you've ever felt in your life kind of shit, that makes you want to keep going back until you fall into addiction.

:deadpos :deadpos

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From my drinking.
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Wonder how a fair(er) market would price heroin. My heart says tobacco but my head says alcohol.

meeb · « **Reply #27211 on:** March 27, 2015, 10:42:28 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on March 27, 2015, 06:50:22 PM

Pedo Defense Force: ENGAGE

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157762507&postcount=31
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157762741&postcount=35

More like, stranger danger causes more problems than it fixes. You're more likely to be sexually abused by a family member or family friend than some stranger on the internet.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #27212 on:** March 28, 2015, 01:09:50 AM »

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #27213 on:** March 28, 2015, 01:39:44 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1018783

GAF is right; the version that was made with the original MK song makes the X commercial so much better.

king of the internet · « **Reply #27214 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:26:43 AM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1019128

toku · « **Reply #27215 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:26:46 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on March 28, 2015, 01:39:44 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1018783

GAF is right; the version that was made with the original MK song makes the X commercial so much better.

gonna do numbers and be popular regardless

benjipwns · « **Reply #27216 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:26:56 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019125

no way this lives long

i assume from one of our friends at NeoFeg

toku · « **Reply #27217 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:27:51 AM »

screencap it quick

benjipwns · « **Reply #27218 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:28:53 AM »

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Claim No. 3: Driveclub.

secret best part imo

Your Stalker · « **Reply #27219 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:32:15 AM »

looks like they got nuked

benjipwns · « **Reply #27220 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:39:49 AM »

It was basically r/neofeg trying to drop a big bomb of their standard complaints on the forum, here's some of the text. All the claims had multiple "supporting evidence" with screencaps of threads, posts, etc. I'm sure they have it all on the reddit or something and a lot has been posted here before.

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Sup spergs. Some of you may already know where I’m from, but in case you don’t, have a visit to *********. Here’s the deal: I thought about making a long-winded diatribe in the style of some recent account suicides, but then I realized 99 percent of you have attention spans of a flea. Then again, most of you are parasitic manchildren living off your parents and government benefits anyway, so I suppose a spade is a spade. I’ll make it easy on you hypocritical wastes in an easily digestible format as you keep your tentacle rape porn running in a separate window while pretending to be offended over “toxic masculinity” and “rape culture.” Warning: What you are about to (not) read may shock your foundation to the core, little feggits... erm... gaffots. And… here… we… GO!

The Facts

CLAIM No. 1: NeoGAF is a nexus of hardcore progressive fascist mods who thrive on identity politics, harshly quash expressions of “incorrect thought,” and coddle pet minority groups. That’s not to mention the allegations of blatant shilling and comically inappropriate “official threads” for big game releases (hint, hint to any marketing gurus). This also fails to address why BishopTL abandoned his wife and child and still refuses to pay child support.

Claim No. 2: NeoGAF is host to a multitude of questionable stances regarding pedophilia and minors in general. This is especially concerning considering the minimum age for registering an account is 13. Recent “pedo sympathy” threads have drawn much backlash as moderators such as Opiate and Besada -- and plenty of users with anime avatars -- advocate leniency on pedophiles. And I’m just going to come out and say it, Duckroll probably visits the child sex rings of Cambodia. COME GET ME HIMURO AND MUUUUPEPE!

Claim No. 3: Driveclub.

SUPPORTING EVIDENCE A-Z:
(Image removed from quote.)

Claim No. 4: (This is my favorite.) Tyler Malka, aka EviLore, is a thin-skinned pathological liar who sexually harasses women and regularly deletes evidence of his trespasses. He also is suspicious in regards to his relationship with the games industry, in particular Sony. While a lot of you mouthbreathers find no problem with regular malware infections from simply visiting NeoGAF, others have been banned for questioning the righteous, prudent usage of ad blockers. (YOU’RE ALL FOOLS IF YOU DON’T USE AN AD BLOCKER.) Regardless, EviLore’s complete lack of self-awareness has been a wealth of laughter for many at The Bore, OPA-AGES, and NeoFAG. And, well, the BCT too, because they can get away with it when BishopTL cuck-ifies Tyler.

Just how pathetic is EviLore? You’d think someone who was given the original Gaming-Age Forums as a joke would be more cognizant of his shortcomings and faux pas. Nope.

In Summary

WELL, I can already feel the creatively bankrupt GAFisms rolling my way. In the words of chibi_robot, author of the best kamikaze post I’ve seen: “In before ‘we got a badass over here’, ‘haters gonna hate’, Samuel L Jacksons face, and whatever other boring shit you come up with.” Suck it down, neofags.

Special Thanks

Special thanks to Xennios, BIGBIGBIGMEANIE, dancingqueen89, DaxesDecimatedDick (this was his account), all my bros at *********, Jado, WhippinSean, and OPA-AGES. Also a hearty thank you to The Bore for ending my misery.

Kara · « **Reply #27221 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:47:52 AM »

Big ups to the comrades at reddit for using incorrect thought.

T234 · « **Reply #27222 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:48:26 AM »

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Is this our boy Triumph? I almost hurt my rib laughing thinking it was. Still have the tab open and page loaded. Whoever posted this needs serious help.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #27223 on:** March 28, 2015, 04:53:40 AM »

^^^ think that's besada

Meh, for some reason all that stuff bored me.

I'm dead inside when not even an elaborate account suicide can give me life anymore :-(

benjipwns · « **Reply #27224 on:** March 28, 2015, 05:06:46 AM »

Google cache version: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:-AnFD-fVvssJ:www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D157814311+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

at wasting your time on this when you know it's going to get deleted because your very rant complains about that

king of the internet · « **Reply #27225 on:** March 28, 2015, 05:11:15 AM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on March 28, 2015, 04:53:40 AM

^^^ think that's besada

Meh, for some reason all that stuff bored me.

I'm dead inside when not even an elaborate account suicide can give me life anymore :-(

Yeah...it's all been said before and won't change anything. Still somewhat entertaining to watch tho. I'm always down for some vitriol.

benjipwns · « **Reply #27226 on:** March 28, 2015, 05:28:25 AM »

It was worth it for the driveclub image, I hadn't seen that before.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #27227 on:** March 28, 2015, 05:38:14 AM »

Is it just me or has Evilore actually gotten more insecure over the past few years?

All the permas and account deletions over minor shit and without deliberation are kinda sad.

Vertigo · « **Reply #27228 on:** March 28, 2015, 06:30:02 AM »

Here's the whole thing if you want to read it.

https://archive.today/f5mHz

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27229 on:** March 28, 2015, 06:37:02 AM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on March 28, 2015, 05:38:14 AM

Is it just me or has Evilore actually gotten more insecure over the past few years?

All the permas and account deletions over minor shit and without deliberation are kinda sad.

Nah, he's pretty much the same person. In fact, I don't think he's changed as a person at all since I've known him.

Polyh3dron · « **Reply #27230 on:** March 28, 2015, 08:07:56 AM »

meh, that post could have been a bit more of a damning indictment had it left out the pointless ad hom bullshit, dumb rants about "far-left" behavior and cartoonish bigotry to the point of parody.

Never knew about the CrankyJay perm.

kick51 · « **Reply #27231 on:** March 28, 2015, 10:02:22 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=157824610

thanks 4 the detailed update on your 6 year old cousin brah

Sausage · « **Reply #27232 on:** March 28, 2015, 10:17:36 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 28, 2015, 05:06:46 AM

Google cache version: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:-AnFD-fVvssJ:www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php%3Fp%3D157814311+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

at wasting your time on this when you know it's going to get deleted because your very rant complains about that

Imagine accusing gaf of being a place full of losers, and then spending your Friday night making a whiny account suicide like that.

kick51 · « **Reply #27233 on:** March 28, 2015, 10:24:05 AM »

it's gotta be teenagers, right?

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kick51 · « **Reply #27234 on:** March 28, 2015, 10:44:05 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019224

You'll Never Guess Which Neogaffer Is Ruining This Thread By Responding To Every Post In It!

tiesto · « **Reply #27235 on:** March 28, 2015, 10:53:20 AM »

Quote from: Polyh3dron on March 28, 2015, 08:07:56 AM

meh, that post could have been a bit more of a damning indictment had it left out the pointless ad hom bullshit, dumb rants about "far-left" behavior and cartoonish bigotry to the point of parody.

Never knew about the CrankyJay perm.

Neither did I, or the Retro_ ban. Both of them seemed to be pretty cool posters. I think CrankyJay and I once worked for the same company (but in different offices)

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27236 on:** March 28, 2015, 11:00:54 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 28, 2015, 04:39:49 AM

It was basically r/neofeg trying to drop a big bomb of their standard complaints on the forum, here's some of the text. All the claims had multiple "supporting evidence" with screencaps of threads, posts, etc. I'm sure they have it all on the reddit or something and a lot has been posted here before.

...

And I’m just going to come out and say it, Duckroll probably visits the child sex rings of Cambodia. COME GET ME HIMURO AND MUUUUPEPE!

...

Also a hearty thank you to The Bore for ending my misery.

Tell us how you really feel, Glen/Puddles.

Kara · « **Reply #27237 on:** March 28, 2015, 11:02:08 AM »

Quote from: Vertigo on March 28, 2015, 06:30:02 AM

Here's the whole thing if you want to read it.

https://archive.today/f5mHz

...why is the thought police officer festooned with an anfem flag. benji pls explain, I thought there was no state in anarchy.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27238 on:** March 28, 2015, 11:06:19 AM »

Quote from: kick51 on March 28, 2015, 10:02:22 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=157824610

thanks 4 the detailed update on your 6 year old cousin brah

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- 30 minutes into Mario Kart 7 he asked how to download more games.

- I got him an amiibo for last Christmas. He lost it and really couldn't care less about it. He still loves Skylanders, although he never plays the video games.

Andrex's heart breaking.gif

benjipwns · « **Reply #27239 on:** March 28, 2015, 11:15:01 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 28, 2015, 11:02:08 AM

...why is the thought police officer festooned with an anfem flag. benji pls explain, I thought there was no state in anarchy.

I have no idea probably another act of theft by the state.

But looking at the anarcha-feminist page to see if any of the names were #gamergate familiar led me to discover this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_the_Lightbearer

And the best part may be what the journal transitioned into.

News:

Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5905029 times)