1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[toku]

These people get fucked for a living. You never read those articles about the kinda prep these girls do before some scenes or a paid weekend with daddy PD? If you *had* to eat a booty, why not a professionals?

Idk, maybe along with big black dick catching booty flakes is also your thing PD. 

[Phoenix Dark]

They do prep but there were two huge STD cases last year in porn. One an HIV outbreak, and one syphilis outbreak due to Mr Marcus; both infected multiple people and shut the industry down for a bit. So nah breh, I'm not sticking my tongue in a porn star.

[StealthFan]

Mr. Marcus

[nudemacusers]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/12725360/

[Your Stalker]

she was my favorite big booty latina back in the day, I busted so many nuts to her  :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

something about her eyes just makes that story so believable. The way she stares during scenes, the way she gets irritated for a quick second when dudes touch her hair...

[Joe Molotov]

It was reminiscent of the angry masturbation scene from Mulholland Dr., though much sadder.

omg, that review

[toku]

bloodborne shall never want for bodies

[JaseC]

JaseC, for fucks sake man.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157917421&postcount=108

His obsession with her is very,very unsettling. No matter how much he tries to play it off.

My first thought when preparing that post was, "I'll probably catch a bit of grief for this even though it'd go unnoticed if it were by somebody else." My second thought was, "But who cares." I'm acutely aware that the Saoirse schtick has given some the wrong impression of my character, and that they don't believe me when I say it's a wrong impression, but I'm not going to get upset as it is understandable. That one dude who PM'd me to say earnestly that I need to seek help for my Steam game addiction probably bothered me more than anything else I've read about myself.

[thisismyusername]

JaseC, for fucks sake man.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157917421&postcount=108

His obsession with her is very,very unsettling. No matter how much he tries to play it off.

My first thought when preparing that post was, "I'll probably catch a bit of grief for this even though it'd go unnoticed if it were by somebody else." My second thought was, "But who cares." I'm acutely aware that the Saoirse schtick has given some the wrong impression of my character, and that they don't believe me when I say it's a wrong impression, but I'm not going to get upset as it is understandable. That one dude who PM'd me to say earnestly that I need to seek help for my Steam game addiction probably bothered me more than anything else I've read about myself.

It's like a farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr creepier version of fistful, man. Maybe you should dial it back a bit?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

JaseC, for fucks sake man.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157917421&postcount=108

His obsession with her is very,very unsettling. No matter how much he tries to play it off.

My first thought when preparing that post was, "I'll probably catch a bit of grief for this even though it'd go unnoticed if it were by somebody else." My second thought was, "But who cares." I'm acutely aware that the Saoirse schtick has given some the wrong impression of my character, and that they don't believe me when I say it's a wrong impression, but I'm not going to get upset as it is understandable. That one dude who PM'd me to say earnestly that I need to seek help for my Steam game addiction probably bothered me more than anything else I've read about myself.

 

[Tasty]

the Saoirse schtick

Right... "schtick"...

[kick51]

if 8 year old Saursie was a steam game, would you download her

[Am_I_Anonymous]

if 8 year old Saursie was a steam game, would you download her

No I imagine in this one case he'd pine for physical media.

[Phoenix Dark]

JaseC, for fucks sake man.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157917421&postcount=108

His obsession with her is very,very unsettling. No matter how much he tries to play it off.

My first thought when preparing that post was, "I'll probably catch a bit of grief for this even though it'd go unnoticed if it were by somebody else." My second thought was, "But who cares." I'm acutely aware that the Saoirse schtick has given some the wrong impression of my character, and that they don't believe me when I say it's a wrong impression, but I'm not going to get upset as it is understandable. That one dude who PM'd me to say earnestly that I need to seek help for my Steam game addiction probably bothered me more than anything else I've read about myself.

It's like a farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr creepier version of fistful, man. Maybe you should dial it back a bit?

you must not remember fistfull from back in the day

[Rman]

JaseC, for fucks sake man.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157917421&postcount=108

His obsession with her is very,very unsettling. No matter how much he tries to play it off.

My first thought when preparing that post was, "I'll probably catch a bit of grief for this even though it'd go unnoticed if it were by somebody else." My second thought was, "But who cares." I'm acutely aware that the Saoirse schtick has given some the wrong impression of my character, and that they don't believe me when I say it's a wrong impression, but I'm not going to get upset as it is understandable. That one dude who PM'd me to say earnestly that I need to seek help for my Steam game addiction probably bothered me more than anything else I've read about myself.

What happened to this other poster who had Saoirse avatar. I think his name was Classy something.  I always confused you two lol

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158106328&postcount=2359

big rise in "King's Field/Shadow Tower were superior" posts lately.  have these people even played those games or is this some elaborate troll?  (I like them, but they are quite janky)

[Joe Molotov]

Fistful's will always be less creepy because even tho he had gigabytes of her neatly categorized and date tagged, at least she was an adult

(Image removed from quote.)

Nah, he's been lusting after her since The Professional, breh.

[Mr. Nobody]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/12725360/

"not now nicca" 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://www.thecoli.com/posts/12725360/

"not now nicca" 

Goddamnit you shits, I'm not making a Coli account just to read the fuckery   

[Phoenix Dark]

Fistful's will always be less creepy because even tho he had gigabytes of her neatly categorized and date tagged, at least she was an adult

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nah breh I remember him arguing she was at her hottest in The Professional.

no shots tho. Fistfull has come a long way.

[Tasty]

Fistful's will always be less creepy because even tho he had gigabytes of her neatly categorized and date tagged, at least she was an adult

(Image removed from quote.)

Your memory is faulty, he had a few that weren't...

Thankfully he got better.

[Phoenix Dark]

2004 era Fistfull

[fistfulofmetal]

Nah, he's been lusting after her since The Professional, breh.

i mean i was like 10 at the time

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158106328&postcount=2359

big rise in "King's Field/Shadow Tower were superior" posts lately.  have these people even played those games or is this some elaborate troll?  (I like them, but they are quite janky)

To stand out in a crowd of fungibility one must present themselves as "authentic."

The only winning move is not to play y'all.

[brob]

Fistful's will always be less creepy because even tho he had gigabytes of her neatly categorized and date tagged, at least she was an adult

(Image removed from quote.)

Nah, he's been lusting after her since The Professional, breh.

fun fact: Luc Besson wrote The Professional after putting a baby in, and marrying a 16 year old, he was 32 at the time. (She might have been 15 when the baby was put in her though.)

[Eel O'Brian]

that coli thread is both hilarious and depressing

this was pretty awesome, though

[kick51]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158106328&postcount=2359

big rise in "King's Field/Shadow Tower were superior" posts lately.  have these people even played those games or is this some elaborate troll?  (I like them, but they are quite janky)

To stand out in a crowd of fungibility one must present themselves as "authentic."

The only winning move is not to play y'all.

  "crowd of fungibility" 

s-rank usage

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158106328&postcount=2359

big rise in "King's Field/Shadow Tower were superior" posts lately.  have these people even played those games or is this some elaborate troll?  (I like them, but they are quite janky)

King's Field was fucking awesome when I was a kid.

I tried playing it recently and I should have kept the rose tinted glasses on. 

[I'm a Puppy!]

Fistful's will always be less creepy because even tho he had gigabytes of her neatly categorized and date tagged, at least she was an adult

(Image removed from quote.)

Nah, he's been lusting after her since The Professional, breh.

fun fact: Luc Besson wrote The Professional after putting a baby in, and marrying a 16 year old, he was 32 at the time. (She might have been 15 when the baby was put in her though.)

Yeah, but he's French. That's fine there.

[Kara]

I think the eurotrash defense is that he made Thriller Chinatown Nikita, man.

[JaseC]

It's like a farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr creepier version of fistful, man. Maybe you should dial it back a bit?

There's not much to dial back. In reality, the extent to which I'm "obsessed" is occasionally checking Tumblr for news regarding her upcoming projects -- no folder filled with several gigs of pictures, no massive bookmark list, etc. Hell, I can't even remember the last time I bothered to post a reaction gif.

I could let the appreciation thread wither and die, however I've already pledged to do that if it goes a month without somebody else posting in it (as at that point it'd be abundantly clear that nobody is finding it informative/useful), which actually almost happened last year -- and considering that, I'll be honest and say that I'll be surprised if I haven't dropped it by the end of the year.

What happened to this other poster who had Saoirse avatar. I think his name was Classy something.  I always confused you two lol

He copped a perma a little over a year ago after having a bit of a run-in with EviLore.

[ToxicAdam]

It's hilarious to me that a story meant to enrage 70 year old fossils seems to have the same effect on the young Puritans of GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019845


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158008726&postcount=37

Oh noes

[benjipwns]

It's hilarious to me that a story meant to enrage 70 year old fossils seems to have the same effect on the young Puritans of GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019845


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158008726&postcount=37

Oh noes

Utter trash. It's hard to think of creatures like this as human beings tbh.

That's my street. It's a tragedy and there are people missing, likely dead. Dead, beloved pets, historical architecture and neighborhood institutions gone.

So don't tell me how to feel. The scum in this photo are lowlife pieces of shit and nothing can change that.

[benjipwns]

It makes you feel all warm inside to see Mercury Fred venomously outraged about something again.

[demi]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158106328&postcount=2359

big rise in "King's Field/Shadow Tower were superior" posts lately.  have these people even played those games or is this some elaborate troll?  (I like them, but they are quite janky)

King's Field was fucking awesome when I was a kid.

I tried playing it recently and I should have kept the rose tinted glasses on. 

The old ones are hard to play but Eternal Ring, Ancient City and the like are just fine.

[Phoenix Dark]

meh, I'm not going to defend people who are obsessed with their phone. You've got to be pretty tone deaf to take a selfie of a burning building, not knowing if people are injured or killed.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I don't find fault in thinking people doing that are asses.
But I do think decrying how society has lost is way because a few assholes with cellphones is a bit much.

[Phoenix Dark]

yup. murder is down, rape is down, etc etc etc.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

It's hilarious to me that a story meant to enrage 70 year old fossils seems to have the same effect on the young Puritans of GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1019845


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158008726&postcount=37

Oh noes

Utter trash. It's hard to think of creatures like this as human beings tbh.

That's my street. It's a tragedy and there are people missing, likely dead. Dead, beloved pets, historical architecture and neighborhood institutions gone.

So don't tell me how to feel. The scum in this photo are lowlife pieces of shit and nothing can change that.

Rarely does this happen but I side with you 100% on this. Anybody saying anything different is an unfeeling social fuckwit.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

that coli thread is both hilarious and depressing

this was pretty awesome, though

(Image removed from quote.)

This pic   

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I don't find fault in thinking people doing that are asses.
But I do think decrying how society has lost is way because a few assholes with cellphones is a bit much.

Bullshit, just go to youtube. How many asshole video tape fights, fires, etc instead of calling the cops or helping? This segment of society has to stop. I can't wait for the day some dude videotaping a fight gets his shit kicked in for doing it. I'm waiting.....


If I'm ever in a fight again, and god help me I hope that never happens.....And I'm done and see you filming it I'm probably going to spin your nose sideways

[I'm a Puppy!]

I got your back breh

http://bcove.me/fd44un3n

[king of the internet]

Before or after your ass gets whupped in the fight? 

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Before or after your ass gets whupped in the fight? 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=When+I+get+my+ass+kicked+can+I+still+punch+the+guy+videotaping+it%3F

[Am_I_Anonymous]

I got your back breh

http://bcove.me/fd44un3n

your link is bad and you should feel bad.

[ToxicAdam]

Rarely does this happen but I side with you 100% on this. Anybody saying anything different is an unfeeling social fuckwit.

he was quoting someone else's faux outrage.  It wasn't his opinion.

If you want to gasbag about people unfeeling, save it for the hundreds of graves that are desecreted every day around America. But you won't, because it's not presented to you in a easy-to-digest bundle of outrage in 64 pt print.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Rarely does this happen but I side with you 100% on this. Anybody saying anything different is an unfeeling social fuckwit.

he was quoting someone else's faux outrage.  It wasn't his opinion.

If you want to gasbag about people unfeeling, save it for the hundreds of graves that are desecreted every day around America. But you won't, because it's not presented to you in a easy-to-digest bundle of outrage in 64 pt print.

White man you better check your privileges when it comes to desecration. Y'all founded this country on that shit.

[Kara]

the dollar sign

[Am_I_Anonymous]

http://kotaku.com/item-duping-glitch-makes-bloodborne-way-easier-kinda-r-1694551546#


GAF crying about people abusing this yet?

[Nibel]

So why is a major videogame website posting an in-depth article about a game-breaking glitch that not only breaks the balance in singleplayer but in multiplayer as well

[Am_I_Anonymous]

So why is a major videogame website posting an in-depth article about a game-breaking glitch that not only breaks the balance in singleplayer but in multiplayer as well

It's Kotaku man. What did you expect? Bet it has 200,000 clicks already. Gonna be a bunch of overpowered bros kicking your asses now.

[Rufus]

So why is a major videogame website posting an in-depth article about a game-breaking glitch that not only breaks the balance in singleplayer but in multiplayer as well

As if this stuff wouldn't spread on its own...

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Recently released games made by From Software and Obsidian have big glitches that have a 40% chance of being addressed?

(Image removed from quote.) you dont say

Obsidian, From Software, glitches you say?

[Tasty]

In reality

[StealthFan]

let me smash ur boy pussy andrex

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Nah, he's been lusting after her since The Professional, breh.

i mean i was like 10 at the time

Still doesn't explain why you had pictures of her from that era in your 20s.

[thisismyusername]

http://kotaku.com/item-duping-glitch-makes-bloodborne-way-easier-kinda-r-1694551546#


GAF crying about people abusing this yet?

It'll get patched, but not that it matters since all someone has to do is delete the patch and dupe before repatching to kick peoples asses. *shrug*

[Tasty]

let me smash ur boy pussy andrex

I'm thirsty, but not that thirsty.

[StealthFan]

let me smash ur boy pussy andrex

I'm thirsty, but not that thirsty.