Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5905028 times)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27360 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:53:08 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 03:10:23 PM

http://kotaku.com/item-duping-glitch-makes-bloodborne-way-easier-kinda-r-1694551546#

GAF crying about people abusing this yet?

item duping glitches huh. so this is the spiritual successor to demons's's souls's

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27361 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:59:05 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 30, 2015, 07:27:31 PM

You'll always have PD.

I love my nicca stealth but I can't fuck with a dude who has dookie stains in his underwear

he'll have to just give me a HJ or something

Jansen · « **Reply #27362 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:10:33 PM »

lol another glitch involving a storage box and an alt character

bottomless box glitch2.0

StealthFan · « **Reply #27363 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:11:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 30, 2015, 07:59:05 PM

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 30, 2015, 07:27:31 PM
You'll always have PD.
I love my nicca stealth but I can't fuck with a dude who has dookie stains in his underwear

he'll have to just give me a HJ or something

meeb · « **Reply #27364 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:15:28 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 30, 2015, 01:49:54 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on March 30, 2015, 01:44:54 PM
I don't find fault in thinking people doing that are asses.
But I do think decrying how society has lost is way because a few assholes with cellphones is a bit much.

Bullshit, just go to youtube. How many asshole video tape fights, fires, etc instead of calling the cops or helping? This segment of society has to stop. I can't wait for the day some dude videotaping a fight gets his shit kicked in for doing it. I'm waiting.....

If I'm ever in a fight again, and god help me I hope that never happens.....And I'm done and see you filming it I'm probably going to spin your nose sideways

(Image removed from quote.)

How do you know they didnt call the cops before filming? Or that someone else didn't call the cops?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27365 on:** March 30, 2015, 10:12:14 PM »

I would think you have to stay on the phone with the operator until the cops get there, and the first thing the operator would say is to keep your distance from the people fighting. I mean the worst I've called police for is a guy breaking into a restaurant at night but I would think the operator's first priority is making sure you don't get involved trying to break apart the fight and get hit yourself.

StealthFan · « **Reply #27366 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:45:35 PM »

mormapope · « **Reply #27367 on:** March 30, 2015, 11:54:16 PM »

Fez's soundtrack and visuals

Fez's gameplay

Then again, the majority of indie platformers are forgettable as fuck.

benjipwns · « **Reply #27368 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:00:37 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 30, 2015, 11:48:43 PM

Fez sucks.

Stop evaluraping!

This is like the score-shaming that happened to The Order 1886.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27369 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:01:44 AM »

in 1995 Joe Lieberman was trying to ban videogames for being too violent/sexist

StealthFan · « **Reply #27370 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:02:33 AM »

Indie platformers :scusthov:

benjipwns · « **Reply #27371 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:11:58 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 31, 2015, 12:01:44 AM

in 1995 Joe Lieberman was trying to ban videogames for being too violent/sexist

I have the Next Generation magazine where they interview him and he's giving Sonic a noogie and choking him in some of the pictures. I hope he pumped up his sneakers beforehand to make it maximum 90's.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27372 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:21:44 AM »

I'm gonna have to start using "Muh sore giney! "

Also "This time portal is fat phobic"

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27373 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:24:29 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on March 30, 2015, 11:54:16 PM

Then again, the majority of indie platformers are forgettable as fuck.

You kidding? Most indie games are either so pretentious or awful or both that you'll never be able to forget them

benjipwns · « **Reply #27374 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:31:00 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020544

what

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020520

whatdog

benjipwns · « **Reply #27375 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:07:00 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=158222896#post158222896

Kara · « **Reply #27376 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:35:21 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 31, 2015, 12:31:00 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020544

what

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020520

whatdog

That fucking half and half penguin meme is alive and well on imgur.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #27377 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:58:44 AM »

That reminds me I should try to finish Super Meat Boy one day

toku · « **Reply #27378 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:59:19 AM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27379 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:12:43 AM »

I gotta admit this is the first "lol Bishbanned" gif to actually be kinda cool.

archie4208 · « **Reply #27380 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:46:56 AM »

Games are better now than ever. If you hate modern games so much, just fire up your favorite emulator.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27381 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:01:15 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on March 31, 2015, 07:46:56 AM

Games are better now than ever. If you hate modern games so much, just fire up your favorite emulator.

LOL, no they are not. Stop being silly.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27382 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:24:26 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020346

Dennis · « **Reply #27383 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:28:00 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on March 30, 2015, 11:45:35 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Nailed it.

Remember when games were supposed to be about having fun?

kick51 · « **Reply #27384 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:54:36 AM »

Bebpo is such a downer for knocking loli games and not putting enough banners and flashy shit in his OT:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020652
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158232352&postcount=3

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #27385 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:24:28 AM »

this made me laugh http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157823338&postcount=260

kick51 · « **Reply #27386 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:38:07 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on March 31, 2015, 07:46:56 AM

Games are better now than ever. If you hate modern games so much, just fire up your favorite emulator.

between wii u, ps4, and xbone, there are less than 10 games worth owning those systems for. including a whopping zero reasons to own a xbone. We're going on 2 and a half years for wii u and a year and a half for the others.

sarslip · « **Reply #27387 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:51:00 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020655

Declaring consoles saved, but the two best games in March came out on PC and cost less than $60

demi · « **Reply #27388 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:17:52 AM »

Quote from: kick51 on March 31, 2015, 10:38:07 AM

Quote from: archie4208 on March 31, 2015, 07:46:56 AM
Games are better now than ever. If you hate modern games so much, just fire up your favorite emulator.

between wii u, ps4, and xbone, there are less than 10 games worth owning those systems for. including a whopping zero reasons to own a xbone. We're going on 2 and a half years for wii u and a year and a half for the others.

lmao, aight. i guess they have to be $80 resells on amazon to garner your interest.

Rman · « **Reply #27389 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:31:26 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 30, 2015, 11:48:43 PM

Fez sucks.

Yep.

Kara · « **Reply #27390 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:34:18 AM »

Quote from: sarslip on March 31, 2015, 10:51:00 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020655

Declaring consoles saved, but the two best games in March came out on PC and cost less than $60

I saw a Bloodborne ad and got excited at how far the Mordheim game had come along only to be profoundly disappointed when I was informed that it was Bloodborne.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #27391 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:36:44 AM »

Quote

DaxesDecimatedDick

kick51 · « **Reply #27392 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:43:27 AM »

Quote from: demi on March 31, 2015, 11:17:52 AM

Quote from: kick51 on March 31, 2015, 10:38:07 AM
Quote from: archie4208 on March 31, 2015, 07:46:56 AM
Games are better now than ever. If you hate modern games so much, just fire up your favorite emulator.

between wii u, ps4, and xbone, there are less than 10 games worth owning those systems for. including a whopping zero reasons to own a xbone. We're going on 2 and a half years for wii u and a year and a half for the others.

lmao, aight. i guess they have to be $80 resells on amazon to garner your interest.

pretty much. rarity = good gameplay, which scales up as a game gets more expensive. naturally

but seriously, i think the sum total of decent-to-great games (ports included) is good enough to own the systems, i mean the unique system seller quality stuff is really lacking.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27393 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:51:57 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on March 31, 2015, 02:28:53 AM

Quote from: mormapope on March 30, 2015, 11:54:16 PM
Fez's soundtrack and visuals
Fez's gameplay

Then again, the majority of indie platformers are forgettable as fuck.

Super Meat Boy

One of the best games of last gen

Shovel Knight is one of the best games of this gen, that game

OK, OK, Shovel Knight really was one of the best games that gen. But it's certainly not the typical indie game.

kick51 · « **Reply #27394 on:** March 31, 2015, 11:53:44 AM »

kinda jelly of battletoads in shovel knight

ps4 got some executive fucks. wtf is that shit. appealing to 10 people on neogaf brehs

octopushover · « **Reply #27395 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:09:28 PM »

the only problem with games these days is how much variety there is on steam

when i was a kid i played games to death because it was all i had. you think games like robocop or bayou billy for the NES were better than what we have today? fuck off.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27396 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:10:46 PM »

Bayou Billy man I never could beat that fucking game.

And yeah man, Mega Mans, Castlevanias, and SMB3 on the nes are pretty much better than anything we got now.

Tecmo Super Bowl is still the GOAT sports game of all time.

octopushover · « **Reply #27397 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 12:10:46 PM

Bayou Billy man I never could beat that fucking game.

And yeah man, Mega Mans, Castlevanias, and SMB3 on the nes are pretty much better than anything we got now.

Tecmo Super Bowl is still the GOAT sports game of all time.

i'd play the binding of isaac or rogue legacy any day over megaman and i'd do it for $45-$55 less.

the fallacy is in comparing the best games from the NES era to the worst games in the indie era. not only is it a dumb comparison because they cost shitloads less, but because there are hundreds and hundreds of games available now that beat out gone home, fez and so on.

the only reason that comic strip exists is as a gamergate position statement.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27398 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:13:36 PM »

Quote from: kick51 on March 31, 2015, 08:54:36 AM

Bebpo is such a downer for knocking loli games and not putting enough banners and flashy shit in his OT:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020652
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158232352&postcount=3

Aeana rocks.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158255005&postcount=65

mormapope · « **Reply #27399 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:16:26 PM »

At least 50% of the shit on Steam is of Bayou Billy quality

Shit has changed, Japanese devs used to own this medium. Now they either make phone games, niche games with questionable shit, or publish Western games.

octopushover · « **Reply #27400 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:17:24 PM »

Quote from: mormapope on March 31, 2015, 12:16:26 PM

At least 50% of the shit on Steam is of Bayou Billy quality

Shit has changed, Japanese devs used to own this medium. Now they either make phone games, niche games with questionable shit, or publish Western games.

don't confuse the fact that there's a lot of shit out there with the idea that it's all shit out there.

demi · « **Reply #27401 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:18:53 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 31, 2015, 12:13:36 PM

Quote from: kick51 on March 31, 2015, 08:54:36 AM
Bebpo is such a downer for knocking loli games and not putting enough banners and flashy shit in his OT:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020652
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158232352&postcount=3

Aeana rocks.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158255005&postcount=65

Why is Aeana allowed to thread whine? smh. Maybe she should check her priviledge.

mormapope · « **Reply #27402 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:19:06 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 31, 2015, 12:13:36 PM

Aeana rocks.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158255005&postcount=65

This is awesome to see, a mod with a real backbone

Tasty · « **Reply #27403 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:38:10 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on March 31, 2015, 12:13:36 PM

Quote from: kick51 on March 31, 2015, 08:54:36 AM
Bebpo is such a downer for knocking loli games and not putting enough banners and flashy shit in his OT:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1020652
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158232352&postcount=3

Aeana rocks.
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158255005&postcount=65

JaseC · « **Reply #27404 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:53:01 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 30, 2015, 04:10:08 PM

Haha, it's okay, I realise this is all falling on deaf ears.

Nibel · « **Reply #27405 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:07:14 PM »

'yo why you not put dem hentais in the OT, man OP what a downer you are, why no 2d goodness up there, makes this place way more comfortable to us and outsiders, put some 2 year old high school chick in there ffs'

sarslip · « **Reply #27406 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:44:48 PM »

yo whadup Nibel

octopushover · « **Reply #27407 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:48:25 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=158288092#post158288092

work at a job for 12 years. get fired. find an entry level call centre job that pays better.

meeb · « **Reply #27408 on:** March 31, 2015, 02:57:54 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 31, 2015, 08:01:15 AM

Quote from: archie4208 on March 31, 2015, 07:46:56 AM
Games are better now than ever. If you hate modern games so much, just fire up your favorite emulator.

LOL, no they are not. Stop being silly.

Good then fire up an emulator and save so much money. Listen to only music made in the 80s and before as well. Rose tinted snobbery.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27409 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:04:05 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on March 31, 2015, 02:48:25 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=158288092#post158288092

work at a job for 12 years. get fired. find an entry level call centre job that pays better.

Gamestop? Gamestop.

Kara · « **Reply #27410 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:05:30 PM »

Quote from: octopushover on March 31, 2015, 02:48:25 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=158288092#post158288092

work at a job for 12 years. get fired. find an entry level call centre job that pays better.

I wouldn't give you a raise for 12 years either if you couldn't distinguish between fiancé and fiancée.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #27411 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:11:12 PM »

Be almost 30, have a live-in girlfriend and you're not using birth control of some kind.

Tasty · « **Reply #27412 on:** March 31, 2015, 03:53:08 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021009

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #27413 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:42:45 PM »

I still haven't been able to read enough of Metaphoreus tldr crap to figure out his ideology.

Someone please help me out.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27414 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:48:27 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on March 31, 2015, 04:42:45 PM

I still haven't been able to read enough of Metaphoreus tldr crap to figure out his ideology.

Someone please help me out.

TL;DR: TS;DR.

Broseidon · « **Reply #27415 on:** March 31, 2015, 04:59:37 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on March 31, 2015, 04:42:45 PM

I still haven't been able to read enough of Metaphoreus tldr crap to figure out his ideology.

Someone please help me out.

Insufferable-garrulous-dipshitism First Worldism

octopushover · « **Reply #27416 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:07:01 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on March 31, 2015, 04:42:45 PM

I still haven't been able to read enough of Metaphoreus tldr crap to figure out his ideology.

Someone please help me out.

he desperately wants to be gaf's token conservative but is in so deep that he supports even hilariously dumb things conservatives do

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27417 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:12:00 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on March 31, 2015, 03:05:30 PM

Quote from: octopushover on March 31, 2015, 02:48:25 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=158288092#post158288092

work at a job for 12 years. get fired. find an entry level call centre job that pays better.

I wouldn't give you a raise for 12 years either if you couldn't distinguish between fiancé and fiancée.

That entire thread is a great example of why I rarely hire anyone under 30.

meeb · « **Reply #27418 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:20:38 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on March 31, 2015, 03:53:08 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021009

Am I odd in finding the fact that adults going to see the Spongebob movie is kind of... not good?

Rise · « **Reply #27419 on:** March 31, 2015, 05:21:55 PM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on March 31, 2015, 04:42:45 PM

I still haven't been able to read enough of Metaphoreus tldr crap to figure out his ideology.

Someone please help me out.

wordy republican

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5905028 times)