Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5899949 times)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27540 on:** April 01, 2015, 08:08:41 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 07:08:41 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157368088&postcount=46

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157368160&postcount=50

just from the first page

Hey! I bet this will be funny.
<clicks>

Sausage · « **Reply #27541 on:** April 01, 2015, 08:14:04 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 01, 2015, 07:38:53 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 01, 2015, 07:11:08 PM
Quote from: Esch on April 01, 2015, 06:48:32 PM
@ himu ethering herself on SA

?

Quote from: StealthFan on April 01, 2015, 03:53:07 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3484538&pagenumber=1141&perpage=40#post443513472

you gonna need an account to read it tho

somebody post screencaps

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27542 on:** April 01, 2015, 08:28:25 PM »

Himu posting on SA but not here...

dkdk · « **Reply #27543 on:** April 01, 2015, 08:52:36 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2015, 03:08:47 PM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 01, 2015, 03:01:37 PM
Golden Girls as a kid

Fuck... the signs were there early weren't they

Now if you said you watched Designing Women...

man i watched that shit on Nick at Nite

Rman · « **Reply #27544 on:** April 01, 2015, 08:58:20 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 01, 2015, 07:05:12 PM

Super Best Friends is a let's play channel, a pretty good one that I love(harhar wrath watches let's plays).

They play a lot of JRPGs amongst other things, so no wonder they attracted that crowd unintentionally.

Been in that thread a few times. They almost never talk about the youtube channel or podcasts, like 90% of it was talking about Persona waifus. To the point where one of the guys from it who posted there left due to them being creepy It needed the kibosh a long time ago.

I always wondered why that thread moved so fast. I went on it to discuss the Let's Play stuff, but no one really talks about that lol.

toku · « **Reply #27545 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:01:26 PM »

I've seen every episode of Golden Girls at least 3 times...

toku · « **Reply #27546 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:12:40 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 01, 2015, 09:07:38 PM

I've never seen an episode of Golden Girls in spite of being as big of a sitcom special fellow as I can be

It's one of the GOATs for sure. Even better now that I actually get all the sex jokes.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #27547 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:27:17 PM »

Golden Girls is good. In spite of (because of?) being Ur-Sex and the City. classic case of the four temperaments

StealthFan · « **Reply #27548 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:29:20 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 01, 2015, 08:28:25 PM

Himu posting on SA but not here...

I know right? I guess she needs some combat.

Kara · « **Reply #27549 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:35:26 PM »

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on April 01, 2015, 09:27:17 PM

Golden Girls is good. In spite of (because of?) being Ur-Sex and the City. classic case of the four temperaments

Only Blanche is a SatC character.

Nibel · « **Reply #27550 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:35:57 PM »

Well damn, didn't know what kind of shit was going down in those SBF threads.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27551 on:** April 01, 2015, 09:51:50 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 01, 2015, 09:07:38 PM

I've never seen an episode of Golden Girls in spite of being as big of a sitcom special fellow as I can be

You need to become a friend, gurl.

Kara · « **Reply #27552 on:** April 01, 2015, 10:04:09 PM »

ngl wanna climb on top of my desk and shout thank u 4 bein a friend rn

o cpt. my cpt.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #27553 on:** April 01, 2015, 10:25:46 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 01, 2015, 09:35:26 PM

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on April 01, 2015, 09:27:17 PM
Golden Girls is good. In spite of (because of?) being Ur-Sex and the City. classic case of the four temperaments

Only Blanche is a SatC character.

as purported by my sister, never seen't SatC

StealthFan · « **Reply #27554 on:** April 01, 2015, 10:37:03 PM »

Twenty monks and one nun, who was named Eshun, were practicing meditation with a certain Zen master.

Eshun was very pretty even though her head was shaved and her dress plain. Several monks secretly fell in love with her. One of them wrote her a love letter, insisting upon a private meeting.

Eshun did not reply. The following day the master gave a lecture to the group, and when it was over, Eshun arose. Addressing the one who had written to her, she said: "If you really love me so much, get a fucking job."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27555 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:19:45 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 01, 2015, 07:08:41 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157368088&postcount=46

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=157368160&postcount=50

just from the first page

kick51 · « **Reply #27556 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:29:29 PM »

it's time to close the site evilore

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021711

kingkitty · « **Reply #27557 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:57:08 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158521432&postcount=86
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158521897&postcount=89

mormapope · « **Reply #27558 on:** April 02, 2015, 02:11:09 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158517604&postcount=257

Quote

The type of people he's making fun of make up the majority of this forum. And certainly the people in charge of it.

SmokyDave · « **Reply #27559 on:** April 02, 2015, 03:48:28 AM »

Quote from: mormapope on April 02, 2015, 02:11:09 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158517604&postcount=257
Quote
The type of people he's making fun of make up the majority of this forum. And certainly the people in charge of it.

I don't think the problematic paratroopers make up the majority. It's more that they are a small band of vocal posters tasked with setting and maintaining the tone of the board, and the majority know that they'll drown if they swim against the tide.

Kara · « **Reply #27560 on:** April 02, 2015, 04:10:22 AM »

The cool thing about that meltdown is that it just reinforced the ideas he was trying to make fun of.

I hope some unpaid intern wrote those 50 something tweets.

bork · « **Reply #27561 on:** April 02, 2015, 07:03:14 AM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1022167

Quote from: ATragicFairyTale;158540827

You are literally the biggest fu*cking f*ggot on this forum. Not only because you're clearly a homosexual, but because you're a homosexual in denial. As a dude, you only have two options: be straight and f*ck females exclusively, be a phaggot and f*ck dudes and cheeseburgers. You clearly chose option #2. There's no if, ands, or buts about it, you're gay. You can't say "I wanted to try something new", because that makes no sense at all. If you're a straight male, you don't want to have any sexual experiences with anything other than a female (note: a "female" is a female that was *born* a female, not a dude that fukking transformed into one. That's just what it is, a dude).

I don't care if the cheeseburger you boned had the most magnificent ass, face, or whatever. The fact of the matter is that deep down inside, it was a male, with XY chromosomes. Not XX. You phukked a dude. Doesn't matter how "pretty" the phaggot was, or any of that. Two homosexuals had sex on the day you decided to visit that phaggot trannysexual kunt's house. And you were one of them. Accept your f*cking phaggotry and don't call yourself straight ever again, because you're not, f*ggot. Would neg you IRL.

That is all.

Cascade · « **Reply #27562 on:** April 02, 2015, 07:41:38 AM »

Quote from: bork laser on April 02, 2015, 07:03:14 AM

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1022167

Quote from: ATragicFairyTale;158540827
You are literally the biggest fu*cking f*ggot on this forum. Not only because you're clearly a homosexual, but because you're a homosexual in denial. As a dude, you only have two options: be straight and f*ck females exclusively, be a phaggot and f*ck dudes and cheeseburgers. You clearly chose option #2. There's no if, ands, or buts about it, you're gay. You can't say "I wanted to try something new", because that makes no sense at all. If you're a straight male, you don't want to have any sexual experiences with anything other than a female (note: a "female" is a female that was *born* a female, not a dude that fukking transformed into one. That's just what it is, a dude).

I don't care if the cheeseburger you boned had the most magnificent ass, face, or whatever. The fact of the matter is that deep down inside, it was a male, with XY chromosomes. Not XX. You phukked a dude. Doesn't matter how "pretty" the phaggot was, or any of that. Two homosexuals had sex on the day you decided to visit that phaggot trannysexual kunt's house. And you were one of them. Accept your f*cking phaggotry and don't call yourself straight ever again, because you're not, f*ggot. Would neg you IRL.

That is all.

It's a misc copy pasta. So were all his other posts he made before being swiftly banned.

bork · « **Reply #27563 on:** April 02, 2015, 07:52:54 AM »

Not even original at least? Boring.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27564 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:11:06 AM »

So do you think Lore will announce he sold to or partnered with Kotaku soon? Because that's exactly what happened.

Neogaf gonna be the latest website Gawker media ruined.

Deadspin

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #27565 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

sarslip · « **Reply #27566 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:36:15 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

Brehvolution · « **Reply #27567 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:36:19 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

Dennis · « **Reply #27568 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:50:18 AM »

freemacnudeusers is indeed a good poster

This was a god tier post:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158433580&postcount=116

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27569 on:** April 02, 2015, 09:53:12 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158447245&postcount=182

Calling out Marrec always gets an attaboy from me too.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158460463&postcount=198

This motherfucker right here needs to be sent to digital hell. Annoying ass SJW.

kick51 · « **Reply #27570 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:02:47 AM »

Liu Kang Baking A Pie literally only makes angry SJW posts. that's not even a term I ever use, but if anyone fits it on gaf, it's that poster. every post is an instigation or loaded assertion.

octopushover · « **Reply #27571 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:04:56 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

mac.
before you read this link don't panic. i'm sure they don't mean it as a tacit endorsement of your posts so please don't harm yourself. very likely they are just trying to hurt you. i promise. being associated with dennis and smokeydave doesn't make you a bad person or any less of a human being.

they probably think you're a cigarillo anyway, so don't worry!!!

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27572 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:05:55 AM »

Getting kudos from Neofag is about as important and earning a participation medal for finishing last in a spelling bee.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #27573 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:12:30 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=50513

This dudes tag.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27574 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:14:13 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 02, 2015, 10:12:30 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=50513

This dudes tag.

Can't see it, forgot my GAF password. Pls shr.

nachobro · « **Reply #27575 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:15:29 AM »

"Brothas With Attitude / The Wrong Brotha to Fuck Wit / Die Brotha Die / Brothas in Paris"

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #27576 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:16:50 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 02, 2015, 10:12:30 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=50513

This dudes tag.

As someone who has played extreme amounts of fifa with mr.cola, I can assure you he actually does replace every nicca in rap lyrics with brotha, it really is something he actually does. He also lets alpha kids at the park steal his footballs

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=123446876#post123446876

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #27577 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:21:37 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 02, 2015, 10:18:03 AM

mr. cola

Esch you should read his clubs OT

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=897860

The biography of the club... The portrays. He worked so hard on that thing.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #27578 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:24:48 AM »

Nudemac taking on GAF's protected class. Your days on GAF are numbered

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27579 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:27:53 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 02, 2015, 10:24:48 AM

Nudemac taking on GAF's protected class. Your days on GAF are numbered

LOL, what protected class?

There is Lore, then the rest of you basement dwellars.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27580 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:35:03 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 02, 2015, 10:34:39 AM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 10:21:37 AM
Quote from: Esch on April 02, 2015, 10:18:03 AM
mr. cola

Esch you should read his clubs OT

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=897860

The biography of the club... The portrays. He worked so hard on that thing.

the fine line between genius and insanity

Worship a nerd brehs.

octopushover · « **Reply #27581 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:39:57 AM »

Quote from: Esch on April 02, 2015, 10:34:39 AM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 10:21:37 AM
Quote from: Esch on April 02, 2015, 10:18:03 AM
mr. cola

Esch you should read his clubs OT

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=897860

The biography of the club... The portrays. He worked so hard on that thing.

the fine line between genius and insanity

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27582 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:45:52 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

i just want senpai to notice me

SmokyDave · « **Reply #27583 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:49:25 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:45:52 AM

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

i just want senpai to notice me

Just so you know, I have not impersonated you in the past, and will not impersonate you in the future.

Not on the 'net, anyway.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27584 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:52:26 AM »

Impersonate people on neofeg brehs. How much lower can you go?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27585 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:53:01 AM »

Quote from: SmokyDave on April 02, 2015, 10:49:25 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:45:52 AM
Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

i just want senpai to notice me
Just so you know, I have not impersonated you in the past, and will not impersonate you in the future.

Not on the 'net, anyway.

am I not worthy? are you negging me right now?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27586 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:57:00 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:53:01 AM

Quote from: SmokyDave on April 02, 2015, 10:49:25 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:45:52 AM
Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

i just want senpai to notice me
Just so you know, I have not impersonated you in the past, and will not impersonate you in the future.

Not on the 'net, anyway.
am I not worthy? are you negging me right now?

If it makes you feel better I will create a Macuserlovesthecock username on reddit and post "leave neogaf alone you twats"

Just give me the command.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27587 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:57:53 AM »

someone basically already did that a bit ago

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27588 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:58:17 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:57:53 AM

someone basically already did that a bit ago

Are we at "go" status or are we tabling this event sir?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27589 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:58:33 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:57:53 AM

someone basically already did that a bit ago

link pls

Nibel · « **Reply #27590 on:** April 02, 2015, 10:59:06 AM »

That entire Patton Oswalt thread

spoiler (click to show/hide)

If you read this I'm already offended

[close]

SmokyDave · « **Reply #27591 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:03:31 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:53:01 AM

Quote from: SmokyDave on April 02, 2015, 10:49:25 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:45:52 AM
Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 02, 2015, 09:29:46 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/315fjy/freemacnudeusers_is_a_good_poster/

i just want senpai to notice me
Just so you know, I have not impersonated you in the past, and will not impersonate you in the future.

Not on the 'net, anyway.
am I not worthy? are you negging me right now?

That's about the long and the short of it, yeah. It's working, isn't it?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27592 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:10:04 AM »

http://www.reddit.com/r/NeoFAG/comments/317591/your_brand_of_particular_fuckery_is_not/

bork · « **Reply #27593 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:11:35 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 09:11:06 AM

So do you think Lore will announce he sold to or partnered with Kotaku soon? Because that's exactly what happened.

Neogaf gonna be the latest website Gawker media ruined.

Deadspin

Hasn't this been going on for a while?

Rman · « **Reply #27594 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:20:35 AM »

The Technomancer has no sense of humor whatsoever it seems.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1021666&page=7

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27595 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:21:17 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 10:58:33 AM

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:57:53 AM
someone basically already did that a bit ago

link pls

i'm too lazy to find it but some guy made an account that made me sound like a gay dude who wanted to suck everyone's dick.

wait you just did that too

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27596 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:25:28 AM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 11:21:17 AM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 02, 2015, 10:58:33 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 02, 2015, 10:57:53 AM
someone basically already did that a bit ago

link pls
i'm too lazy to find it but some guy made an account that made me sound like a gay dude who wanted to suck everyone's dick.

wait you just did that too

And in the lamest manner I could sir. Nobody will sully your honor around me.

LOL so far 75% of them are taking it as serious business. That place is ridiculous.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #27597 on:** April 02, 2015, 11:58:13 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022272

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #27598 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:01:40 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 02, 2015, 11:58:13 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022272

Get yoked up by a stripper brehs.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #27599 on:** April 02, 2015, 12:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 02, 2015, 11:58:13 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1022272

Was about to post this. From the thread title it didn't sound that bad, it's better than an anime pillow at least, but man... He must be trolling.

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5899949 times)