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Kara

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023694

sometimes i wonder how it's possible that america is still so backwards when it comes to parental leave

but there are enough people in that thread saying that expanding paid parental leave is a bad thing that i guess it's something they just want to live with  :-\



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158934613&postcount=51

 :goty2

That's a joke post by James, it's his schtick.

brawndolicious

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023694

sometimes i wonder how it's possible that america is still so backwards when it comes to parental leave

but there are enough people in that thread saying that expanding paid parental leave is a bad thing that i guess it's something they just want to live with  :-\



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158934613&postcount=51

 :goty2

Honestly it's something that massively tilts the odds in favor of young male job applicants just out of high school/college so maybe that's why they prefer it?

FStop7

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158905597

 :holeup  :oreilly

This can't be real.

This can't be real.

This can't be real.

Why am I not waking up.  Wake up.  Wake up.

Oh god, it's real.

suppadoopa

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this dude is buying and playing games just to hate on em
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=981698

I'm a Puppy!

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Man, GAF is firing on all cylinders today.
que

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http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=158905597

 :holeup  :oreilly

This can't be real.

This can't be real.

This can't be real.

Why am I not waking up.  Wake up.  Wake up.

Oh god, it's real.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158952889&postcount=1752

Not sure if it's trolling or genuinely distinguished mentally-challenged....  :wtf

Jansen

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*gives you a penguin
Of course those are different. The bottom one is not cute.
This is cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WviwYLZubSw
That is the brand of cuteness that we indulge in? Can you generalize it for me?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158949280&postcount=1675
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158949361

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Quote from: cajunator
*gives you a penguin
Of course those are different. The bottom one is not cute.
This is cute. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WviwYLZubSw
That is the brand of cuteness that we indulge in? Can you generalize it for me?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158949280&postcount=1675
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158949361

:ufup

I've noticed that poster Cream posting everywhere lately and it is definitely a massively creepy attention whore.

Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158950651&postcount=1699

Quote from: Xianghua
Completely false. One of my favorite series "To Heart" character designer is a women. Pic below:

(Image removed from quote.)

Men and women both create anime characters, and we love them for it.

Anime characters are not flawless portrayals of real life people. Even if they are, what's wrong with that? We all need a hero or heroine in our life.

It's like when we were a kid we want Santa Claus to be real. And he is damn near flawless, as he gives us all the presents we want for free. We all love this guy right? And what's wrong with that? He also can't talk back to us just like anime characters but so what? We appreciate him and his stories all the same.

People in the real world just need to embrace some fantasy and wonderland in their life. If we all do, there would be no war, no hunger, no sadness in our planet. So try to be open minded and embrace some anime in your life.

lol this is great

Atramental

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"I can't believe my Stalin is this cute."

Freyj

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Kara

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Anime characters are not flawless portrayals of real life people. Even if they are, what's wrong with that? We all need a hero or heroine in our life.

It's like when we were a kid we want Santa Claus to be real. And he is damn near flawless, as he gives us all the presents we want for free. We all love this guy right? And what's wrong with that? He also can't talk back to us just like anime characters but so what? We appreciate him and his stories all the same.

Rufus

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Literally a manbaby. :stahp



Phoenix Dark

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are those quotes true?  :lol

:obama
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those quotes give me life

Tasty

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Miyazaki deserves major props but let's also keep in mind he's sort of an anti-tech luddite.

helios

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They aren't real, but Miyazaki does not like otaku.

brob

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just because they aren't ~literally correct~ doesn't mean they aren't true

Rufus

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And luddites are by definition anti-tech. /pedantality

StealthFan

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Transplant lists are not a blind lottery.  There are steps involved to make sure that people in line to receive a second chance actually will benefit from it.

Yes, they (the doctor, hospital and state) take a significant amount of time to review with you, the patient, about how your life will change due to the constant (and I mean "until the day you die") need to comply with rigorous pharmacotherapies and patient follow up requirements.  If, for a moment, you are a risk to be non-compliant with the necessary follow up care, you are booted out of the program or to the back of the line.  Antisocial Jr. was obviously tagged as a non-compliant risk and the hospital, rightly, walked away from him.

Next, sedan chair, you ignorant fuckwit, you show exactly what a fraud you are, questioning someone else's decision making capabilities.  A history of not taking your meds, either by "forgetting"or intentionally disregarding them, is exactly the kind of marker that would be inspected prior to being accepted for a transplant.  This isn't like Thugalicious Lite here lost his asthma inhaler.  Forgetting your immunosuppressant meds, your anti-coagulants, your platelet inhibitors, your antiinflammatories is a quick way to die.  This doesn't get "lost in the shuffle", it's a key part of you for the rest of your life.  Your implications that this nog wasn't given every chance to comlpy and failed every time is beyond self-serving.  You're not qualified to even suggest he was treated unethically, you useless shitstain.

So yes, they do screen.  And yes, this niglet was correctly rejected the first time.  Now he's exactly where he belongs, only he victimized one extra person who wasn't in the news reports, by taking the heart meant for whomever was delayed in receiving help and who may have lived a decent life using what this distinguished black fellow wasted.

Fucking distinguished black fellows, man.
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Dennis

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Bet he ate the whole thing by himself too.

Rahxephon91

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Thats gotta be a troll.

kick51

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158961616&postcount=1975

and with that, thread dead.  anime gaf put on a good show and got baited into providing a mother lode of schadenfreude


Kara

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nudemacusers

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158980726&postcount=30

:uguu
I don't understand women anymore. Why can't I find a nice girl I can settle down with who doesn't mind if I get drunk in the middle of the night and clumsily hit on my cousins by telling them how much more sexually attractive they are?
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Quaker

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158961616&postcount=1975

and with that, thread dead.  anime gaf put on a good show and got baited into providing a mother lode of schadenfreude
41 motherfucking pages for a non-"megaton" waifu bullshit thread in less than a day?  :foxx

kick51

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158961616&postcount=1975

and with that, thread dead.  anime gaf put on a good show and got baited into providing a mother lode of schadenfreude
41 motherfucking pages for a non-"megaton" waifu bullshit thread in less than a day?  :foxx

scholars and critical theorists will be dissecting those pages for ages to come


Joe Molotov

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kick51

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jesus fucking christ





Kara

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That had to be the most entertaining 48 hours of GAF fuckery in recent memory. Also, I have a memory of GAF history. Please provide me the number to a good lobotimizer.

thisismyusername

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That had to be the most entertaining 48 hours of GAF fuckery in recent memory. Also, I have a memory of GAF history. Please provide me the number to a good lobotimizer.

Here.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158980726&postcount=30

:uguu

I love that for at least the two pages or so that I skimmed, it never occured to him that it maybe wasn't just the hitting on his cousin "joke", but the fact that he called her more attractive.

Insult your girl to hit on relatives, brehs.

Am_I_Anonymous

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30?

:dead
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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The irony is that a 30 year old with a Mario cake is a 30 year old with the confidence to like what he likes and probably has figured out what is important in life (hint: not what idiots think of you). Those who are commenting on how sad it is are those clearly finding life a bit tough even if they don't recognise their failure.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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The irony is that a 30 year old with a Mario cake is a 30 year old with the confidence to like what he likes and probably has figured out what is important in life (hint: not what idiots think of you). Those who are commenting on how sad it is are those clearly finding life a bit tough even if they don't recognise their failure.

Get this bullshit B-type personality drivel the fuck outta here 
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thisismyusername

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Honestly, I'm more offended by the terrible Mario Kart artwork than the age. :(

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159025021&postcount=68

This cat Emoticon needs to be put in the Bore's collection. :stahp

benjipwns

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Honestly, I'm more offended by the terrible Mario Kart artwork than the age. :(
Now you've gone and done it, you've upset the baker:

Joe Molotov

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Please, show a little respect for Matt Miyamoto, who invented Mario Kart for his uncle.
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Rufus

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This cat Emoticon needs to be put in the Bore's collection. :stahp
And the SA suicide one, to round out the collection.

Am_I_Anonymous

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024174

:snoop

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I've been around a few years now and I know the mods do a good job about keeping things fairly pg13 while also not micromanaging things to a crazy degree.



http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159037219&postcount=2

Literally the worst poster on that board, I don't care what anybody thinks. He sucks.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1023895

surprised this wasn't a gaf-led project the way they killed that joke

Nibel

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024189

Dude thinks he has a shot with celebs that give no fucks about humans, lmao
SWISH

nachobro

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158979127&postcount=54

Is it abuse if your wife just ignores your bitch ass?  ::)

Am_I_Anonymous

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=158979127&postcount=54

Is it abuse if your wife just ignores your bitch ass?  ::)

If he acts remotely like he seems online I'd ignore his dumb ass too.
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nachobro

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I imagine its worse in real life judging by some things he posts in the B/S/T thread about how he has to have his wife drive him to the post office to sell stuff and how he asks people if he can put video games on layaway until he gets his disability check. 

zomgee

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http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1024186

I'm going to go out on a real short limb here and say it's probably a very bad idea to ask that pile of socially inept goofballs how to fix your marriage of 24 years.

Your marriage is older than the majority of the members and twice as old as their mental state.
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Am_I_Anonymous

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http://neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1024186

I'm going to go out on a real short limb here and say it's probably a very bad idea to ask that pile of socially inept goofballs how to fix your marriage of 24 years.

Your marriage is older that the majority of the members and twice as old as their mental state.

Most of those dudes haven't dated for 24 DAYS on their lives, seems like a legit place to ask for marital decision support.

As usual their solution is to fuck other women....

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159040828&postcount=19

Hopefully this guy started seeing the error of his ways about here.
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