Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt  (Read 5895203 times)

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Cascade

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tbh his wife is probably 220+ pounds. I wouldn't have fun with that either, especially if I had a small dick like him.

If that photo neofeg had gotten their hands on was real... She is. But fat girls needs dick too, he married her so he should just man up and do it.

*Begins searching Neofeg for purported picture*




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Am_I_Anonymous

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About that sex thing I was talking about earlier....err nevemind.
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eleuin

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 :noooo

demi

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Would smang it like the amateur section of xtube
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Would smang it like the amateur section of xtube

Who? Terrisus, his wife, or both?

:ohhh
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Broseidon

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can you imagine if your life revolved around gaf like that and you got banned? i don't mean that in a pejorative way like ha ha that fucking loser's life revolves around gaf, i mean he has actively admitted that his life revolves around gaf.

and then after your 30th post of the day at 11:00 a.m. you click on the off-topic forum and you get a ban message.

your collar gets all hot and your eyes widen and a rubber band in the back of your head snaps.

(Image removed from quote.)

Hopefully this finishes him off, freeing not only ourselves but his poor wife too.
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Phoenix Dark

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It feels weird making a prediction and finally being right for once. :dead

that pic explains everything you need to know about him
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demi

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Me, her, and my love partner Joe
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nachobro

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Dude looks exactly like I imagined he looked.

I'm a Puppy!

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Yeah no way she is 220. Unless she's like 4 foot 2
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Am_I_Anonymous

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Me, her, and my love partner Joe

who's gonna be the power bottom because it sure as hell ain't gonna be her?
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demi

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I was thinking we both just hang out while Joe destroyes our insides
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Mr. Nobody

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Tasty

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I was thinking we both just hang out while Joe destroyes our insides

Can I get in on this? :mouf

He looks more normal than I thought.

She looks like... it all makes sense now.

Am_I_Anonymous

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He looks more normal than I thought.

She looks like... it all makes sense now.

You consider that "normal?"

 :holeup
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parallax

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024684

Ninthings crying that level 5 decided to take their game to better pastures.  :tocry

its not the same now anyway. as much as i liked the first one, oh well to this one.


Am_I_Anonymous

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024684

Ninthings crying that level 5 decided to take their game to better pastures.  :tocry

its not the same now anyway. as much as i liked the first one, oh well to this one.

We are talking about terrisus and Demi getting cornholed and pegged, fuck off with this shit already.
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Cascade

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I like how this last train of posts is being made on the singular most likely day that Terrisus will be reading this thread.

i like how it only took one pd post before terrisus's dick was mentioned

parallax

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024684

Ninthings crying that level 5 decided to take their game to better pastures.  :tocry

its not the same now anyway. as much as i liked the first one, oh well to this one.

We are talking about terrisus and Demi getting cornholed and pegged, fuck off with this shit already.

thats like every post when demi shows up

Phoenix Dark

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...............

:drudge TheBlackStallion is going to be on TV :drudge

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-will-be-on-the-steve-harvey-show-today-on-nbc-please-dvr.307997/

Good for him tbh. He might be crazy for his forum antics but i can't hate :obama

Is he going to tell Steve Harvey that MAF used to work at Staples?
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Joe Molotov

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...............

:drudge TheBlackStallion is going to be on TV :drudge

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-will-be-on-the-steve-harvey-show-today-on-nbc-please-dvr.307997/

Good for him tbh. He might be crazy for his forum antics but i can't hate :obama

Is he going to tell Steve Harvey that MAF used to work at Staples?

First he's gotta get a plug in for MollyWatr.
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Rman

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What's the story behind The Black Stallion? He was before my time on GAF.

zomgee

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1024879

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70 years ago, the battleship Yamato was sunk.
  :whoo
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A huge loss of crew members.
  :ohhh
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The ending of battleship era.
  :gladbron

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And inspiration for the design of of anime Space Battleship Yamato
  :picard :snoop :holeup  :shaq2

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:uguu
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demi

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...............

:drudge TheBlackStallion is going to be on TV :drudge

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-will-be-on-the-steve-harvey-show-today-on-nbc-please-dvr.307997/

Good for him tbh. He might be crazy for his forum antics but i can't hate :obama

* skips to last page

Hes getting roasted. Business as usual
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Am_I_Anonymous

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...............

:drudge TheBlackStallion is going to be on TV :drudge

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-will-be-on-the-steve-harvey-show-today-on-nbc-please-dvr.307997/

Good for him tbh. He might be crazy for his forum antics but i can't hate :obama

* skips to last page

Hes getting roasted. Business as usual


The Coli turning on their own? You don't say!

YMMV

sarslip

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alright who needs a copy of Family Doctor?  You gotta have 8mb of Ram and at least Windows 3.1 though.




Joe Molotov

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OnLy ThE BeSt GaMeS, m8
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Am_I_Anonymous

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YMMV

kick51

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i see Doom, Jazz Jackrabbit, Commander Keen...it's already a pretty solid collection.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159176761&postcount=48

Ż\_(ツ)_/Ż


i used to like this emote.   not surprised about the ban, he's been extra omnipresent and annoying lately.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2015, 03:00:21 PM by kick51 »

Phoenix Dark

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What's the story behind The Black Stallion? He was before my time on GAF.

Legendary shit poster across multiple forums. He started as an OA and GAF plebe, where he made a reputation for himself. IIRC he got permabanned from GAF for using explicit language and all caps in a thread title. Then he came here and became an early Bore heel. His favorite past times included pimping his (sometimes funny) Maddox rip off blog posts, making fun of MAF for once working at Staples, laughing at Beezy's username, and trying to set me up. He literally invited me to MSU's campus with the secret intention of kicking my ass.
:neogaf

Then he ventured to The Coli where he quickly began stacking Ls and ultimately took the biggest L in recent memory: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/mollywaterco.158224/
:dead
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ToxicAdam

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Didn't this board have a filter that changed certain words to "TheBlackStallion is hilarious" ?


demi

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Still does
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Kara

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alright who needs a copy of Family Doctor?  You gotta have 8mb of Ram and at least Windows 3.1 though.

(Image removed from quote.)

The Journeyman Project... that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Eel O'Brian

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shitbin
sup

Eel O'Brian

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s h itbin
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Rufus

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I stumbled upon this by accident recently. Why shit-bin though?

zomgee

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alright who needs a copy of Family Doctor?  You gotta have 8mb of Ram and at least Windows 3.1 though.

(Image removed from quote.)

The Journeyman Project... that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

Betting there's a copy of Megarace and Encarta '95 in there.
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nudemacusers

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megarace :rejoice

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BrokenVerses

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159107617&postcount=155
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Force fed? I'm a 1st generation American , when my family and I came here we had literally nothing. My parents worked menial jobs and eventually opened up a business of their own, without government assistance. They provided for myself, and 3 other siblings and we all graduated in the top 10 percent with a full ride to college. I find its laughable that you of all people, given your history (asking Neogaf for money) is giving me a lecture on being "force fed". I can guarantee you that as a Conservative, I've done more for the poor (done charity work in my homeland of Vietnam) than you have in your entire life.

and banned.

Phoenix Dark

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The only thing Amir0x has done for the poor is buy cheap drugs from poor drug dealers.
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StealthFan

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The Black Stallion was kinda funny back in the day. He's a coon now, and has made some hateful posts about blacks on the coli recently.
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...............

:drudge TheBlackStallion is going to be on TV :drudge

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-will-be-on-the-steve-harvey-show-today-on-nbc-please-dvr.307997/

Good for him tbh. He might be crazy for his forum antics but i can't hate :obama

Fuck that nicca  :pacspit

Mr. Nobody

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What's the story behind The Black Stallion? He was before my time on GAF.

Legendary shit poster across multiple forums. He started as an OA and GAF plebe, where he made a reputation for himself. IIRC he got permabanned from GAF for using explicit language and all caps in a thread title. Then he came here and became an early Bore heel. His favorite past times included pimping his (sometimes funny) Maddox rip off blog posts, making fun of MAF for once working at Staples, laughing at Beezy's username, and trying to set me up. He literally invited me to MSU's campus with the secret intention of kicking my ass.
:neogaf

Then he ventured to The Coli where he quickly began stacking Ls and ultimately took the biggest L in recent memory: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/mollywaterco.158224/
:dead

I was not aware of this  :ohhh

thisismyusername

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I was thinking we both just hang out while Joe destroyes our insides

Why let her in on that action though? It could just be You and Joe. :uguu

sarslip

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=159107617&postcount=155
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Force fed? I'm a 1st generation American , when my family and I came here we had literally nothing. My parents worked menial jobs and eventually opened up a business of their own, without government assistance. They provided for myself, and 3 other siblings and we all graduated in the top 10 percent with a full ride to college. I find its laughable that you of all people, given your history (asking Neogaf for money) is giving me a lecture on being "force fed". I can guarantee you that as a Conservative, I've done more for the poor (done charity work in my homeland of Vietnam) than you have in your entire life.

and banned.

i started from the bottom (except for my parents start-up capital / me and my siblings "full-rides" through college) and now im here.

demi

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Years of experience watching people on xtube :yeshrug
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Phoenix Dark

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sarslip

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Years of experience watching people on xtube

it is my understanding that this should go towards the top of the resume, after academic history, but before job history


I'm a Puppy!

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The thing that successful people always forget is that yes they might have pulled themselves up, but there's also a large element of luck in the equation.  Yes, you might be smart and work hard but someone has to give you an opportunity and many people never get that opportunity. I could be considered successful at work,  and yeah, I work hard, but I'm not arrogant enough to think that I made it here on my own or that most people if given the same opportunities I was couldnt  accomplish the same.
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« Last Edit: April 07, 2015, 05:54:33 PM by Atramental »

Kabouter

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I'm a Puppy!

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Maybe that's the reason for the Headphones
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StealthFan

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Look at those mudsharks.
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Atramental

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It's a liberty I took with that pic.  :heh

The real reaction would probably be:

"A Neo what?"

Phoenix Dark

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Wouldn't a young chick be impressed by any non-fast food job tho? In Obama's Economy :violin
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zomgee

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Wouldn't a young chick be impressed by any non-fast food job tho? In Obama's Economy :violin

like sports authority
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