Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5890708 times)

Narolf · « **Reply #30600 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:25:18 PM »

I actually like the fact he chose to remain shrouded in mystery. At first I thought he was just a random from www.gamerama.fr, but then there was this "oddity" I particularly enjoyed.

Quote from: VomKriege on April 30, 2015, 01:48:31 PM

So, Creepy Stalker... Do the objectivement votre peeps back home are aware of your current foray in weirdness over here ?

He used the expression "back home", just like I did in the above post of mine that was about Paola.

A gift of the goddess of the Goddess.

Narolf · « **Reply #30601 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:27:04 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 03:21:23 PM

when the history books are written, thebore will be divided into two calendar eras: BN and AN.

Before Nudemacusers, After Nudemacusers!

Freaky Fred · « **Reply #30602 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:28:35 PM »

Narwolf was sent here by the NeoGAF admins to act crazy and distract us from the real issues

calling it now

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30603 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:30:41 PM »

there are a lot of sleeper agents on this forum. especially those grey ones who only like posts

Tasty · « **Reply #30604 on:** April 30, 2015, 03:57:16 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 30, 2015, 01:29:27 PM

Quote from: studyguy on April 30, 2015, 12:40:37 PM
I don't see the hype behind Splatoon.
It just feels like grasping at straws on a platform starved for new IPs.
I hope it does well I guess, but stacked up on any other platform it feels like it would have been a whatever release.

Nintards finally get their online multiplayer shooter! It's also a new IP! And it's chock full of whimsy, too!

It checks off three things some ninstans have been clamoring for since the Wii age. So the hype is very much in that niche and that alone. I hope it's good and does well, but considering the new age nintard only buys Mario, Zelda, Pokemon and any variation of the three I don't see it happening. Still could be a decent game, though.

Uhh excuse me you're also forgetting Amiibo

Kara · « **Reply #30605 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:03:11 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 03:30:41 PM

there are a lot of sleeper agents on this forum. especially those grey ones who only like posts

moblin is the greatest mystery of all.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30606 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:04:53 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 30, 2015, 04:03:11 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 03:30:41 PM
there are a lot of sleeper agents on this forum. especially those grey ones who only like posts

moblin is the greatest mystery of all.

the most basic of mysteries tbh

Tasty · « **Reply #30607 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:06:52 PM »

Whatever happened to Androx

Supermanisdead · « **Reply #30608 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:07:00 PM »

moblin doesn't have a keyboard so he can only communicate thru likes

Kara · « **Reply #30609 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:10:42 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 04:04:53 PM

Quote from: Vularai on April 30, 2015, 04:03:11 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 03:30:41 PM
there are a lot of sleeper agents on this forum. especially those grey ones who only like posts

moblin is the greatest mystery of all.
the most basic of mysteries tbh

Shopping at Target, insulting moblin, you're not the man I married.

Narolf · « **Reply #30610 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:10:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2015, 03:09:31 PM

who is Paola? A FF character? I don't see any art on google.

The real question is... if I actually exist. Paola has the same, exact haircut as Yuna's.

This is the impression I must have given her when I told her to Google "Creepy Stalker".

This was my very last thread over at DF, on my main account.

http://dissidiaforums.com/showthread.php?14555-Was-Final-Fantasy-X-2-rightfully-canon

This video has been posted on April's Fool Day of last year.

Which means... yeah, FFX's Ending could be a joke: I might actually exist, much as Kagari never loved me.

The fact VomKriege knew about Gamerama doesn't surprise me. The link to my profile of my old Gamerama's account (lost its password, I post as Floran nowadays) is one of the first results when you google "Creepy Stalker".

These are the buttons he pressed.
♥ New to GAF & The Bore.
♥ His avatar looks like the dude she was with.
♥ Emphasis on Final Fantasy.
♥ Registered the day before I joined that one social network site/she lurked my profile on said site.
♥ The "back home" expression.

Again, he has every "right" to remain anonymous thanks to the Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. golden rule of all ARGs.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #30611 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:16:48 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 30, 2015, 10:54:51 AM

The problem is that emails sent from this domain/server dont seem to arrive in Hotmail / Outlook (?) inboxes. I'm sure there is a reason, I have been looking into it.

A bunch of unregistered members I approved are using hotmail emails so they probably didnt receive the email.

Yes, this was me.
I was just like it has been long enough since registering and just tried logging in. At which point I got the bit about the activation emails which I didn't get.
Somehow I triggered changing my email and voila.

WanderingWind · « **Reply #30612 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:18:41 PM »

If you're still using Hotmail in 2015, you don't deserve the internet.

Narolf · « **Reply #30613 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:19:52 PM »

Quote from: Supermanisdead on April 30, 2015, 04:07:00 PM

moblin doesn't have a keyboard so he can only communicate thru likes

Always felt as though this kind of lurkers were GAFfers actually worried to have their GAF account compromised for posting in here.

FStop7 · « **Reply #30614 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:27:17 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162240892&postcount=70

Says the feg with the loli avatar.

zomgee · « **Reply #30615 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:31:50 PM »

So we're back to posting FF vids again huh

Kara · « **Reply #30616 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:36:50 PM »

Kagari never loved me either, Creepy Stalker.

Narolf · « **Reply #30617 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:50:36 PM »

If the Fantasy continues to be that based on the reality, there'll be a point in time we'll be able to do this panel...

... with real-life pictures.

Kagari is absent, unfortunately. Stella Nox Fleuret is now my ex-girlfriend since she dyed her hair in blond on January 2014 at least... not to mention we were literally roaming the country together when I was visiting hers nine years ago--haven't talked to her at all ever since we broke up early November 2006 (!). I remember she replicated FFX-2's Yuna's hairstyle circa 2009~2010. Kagari is perfect as Versus XIII's Stella, though. I have no idea who Luna could be... not liking the character either by the way. If there is one major grisp I have with FFXV so far, that would be Luna. Cor Leonis is now officially the dude Paola was with thanks to VomKriege's appearance. HYNE became Ezio Auditore the moment he decided not to allow the ARG on his forum.

And with all that in mind, please do re-watch this trailer.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #30618 on:** April 30, 2015, 04:59:52 PM »

:Creepy Stalker Didn't you say you were going to keep this shit in it's respective thread?

Also fuck whoever that register is for making Creepy Stalker post this shit in this thread again.

Narolf · « **Reply #30619 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:02:11 PM »

He clearly posted in this right thread to give himself more attention... which is why I highly doubt he is nobody.

Narolf · « **Reply #30620 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:06:52 PM »

He very clearly is not a nobody: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_War

Your Stalker · « **Reply #30621 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:08:26 PM »

Narolf · « **Reply #30622 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:13:10 PM »

♥ New to GAF & The Bore.
♥ His avatar looks like the dude she was with.
♥ His avatar looks like the statues in the trailer linked above.
♥ Emphasis on Final Fantasy.
♥ Registered the day before I joined that one social network site/she lurked my profile on said site.
♥ The "back home" expression.
♥ Name referencing Final Fantasy XV's plot.

He is related to Paola, zero (out of twenty) doubt about it.

Quote from: Vularai on April 30, 2015, 04:36:50 PM

Kagari never loved me either, Creepy Stalker.

Paola is cross-breed Asian/Spanish and older than me.
APZonerunner is cross-breed white/black à la Obama and younger than Kagari.
I am Kagari's doppelgänger.

See the chiasm.

Narolf · « **Reply #30623 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:17:30 PM »

There are just too many coincidences at this point... it's some kind of love-square with me being the G spot of course (just kidding lol).

Kagari/APZonerunner ~> Me <~VomKriege/Paola.

studyguy · « **Reply #30624 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:17:36 PM »

Thought I was in the wrong thread for a second

Narolf · « **Reply #30625 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:22:00 PM »

Perhaps is he trying to get myself banned...

Freaky Fred · « **Reply #30626 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:24:23 PM »

Narwolf makes me regret ever playing a Final Fantasy game

Narolf · « **Reply #30627 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:28:24 PM »

Real talk now: I can understand this pisses off thisismyusername & co. I used to moderate forums myself, so I know how things work.

The last thing I want to say about him in this right thread now is this. I just checked Gamerama's members' database at the moment and there is no "VomKriege" registered there. He doesn't "sound" like a member of that forum either. He very clearly sound like the dude Paola was with, though; for the little we have conversed, that is.

Anyway, on to the other thread.

Thanks.

studyguy · « **Reply #30628 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:33:29 PM »

Baiting bans is some fuccshit anyway.
Do you Creepy Stalker.

Narolf · « **Reply #30629 on:** April 30, 2015, 05:38:44 PM »

Haha... these two posts were ban-baits I fell for.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50449848&postcount=932
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50464869&postcount=934

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #30630 on:** April 30, 2015, 06:01:37 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on April 30, 2015, 03:30:41 PM

there are a lot of sleeper agents on this forum. especially those grey ones who only like posts

moblin is a saint

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #30631 on:** April 30, 2015, 06:10:38 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on April 30, 2015, 05:45:33 PM

Creepy Stalker, you seem to have some pretty good detective skills. You'd be a great asset in the duckroll investigation.

Where did this joke about Duck come from, I've seen it a bit over a few years.

nachobro · « **Reply #30632 on:** April 30, 2015, 06:30:36 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on April 30, 2015, 06:10:38 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on April 30, 2015, 05:45:33 PM
Creepy Stalker, you seem to have some pretty good detective skills. You'd be a great asset in the duckroll investigation.

Where did this joke about Duck come from, I've seen it a bit over a few years.

That's no joke son.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #30633 on:** April 30, 2015, 07:37:50 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1038733
some dude is going to prison

kingkitty · « **Reply #30634 on:** April 30, 2015, 07:41:09 PM »

Quote from: suppadoopa on April 30, 2015, 07:37:50 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1038733
some dude is going to prison

if he was in one of those Scandinavian countries he'd probably be allowed to gaf all day long in prison.

but that really sucks. leaving 6 kids? dang.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #30635 on:** April 30, 2015, 07:43:05 PM »

Quote from: kingkitty on April 30, 2015, 07:41:09 PM

if he was in one of those Scandinavian countries he'd probably be allowed to gaf all day long in prison.

I'm sure some prisons have Internet access now - albeit limited. Heck, I saw a documentary a while back that peeps on death row have Xbox 360s available to play.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #30636 on:** April 30, 2015, 07:52:57 PM »

6 kids? Stay at home wife? Christian alcoholic? Which latino is this?

Kara · « **Reply #30637 on:** April 30, 2015, 07:54:11 PM »

Have kids and no contingency plans y'all.

mormapope · « **Reply #30638 on:** April 30, 2015, 07:58:56 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 30, 2015, 07:54:11 PM

Have kids and no contingency plans y'all.

Back in the golden days kids were the contingency plan. Whats the point of having so many children if they can't go to work to feed half of the family and give father some of that good drank?

StealthFan · « **Reply #30639 on:** April 30, 2015, 08:20:24 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 30, 2015, 07:52:57 PM

6 kids? Stay at home wife? Christian alcoholic? Which latino is this?

He's a spade.

studyguy · « **Reply #30640 on:** April 30, 2015, 08:25:11 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 30, 2015, 07:52:57 PM

6 kids? Stay at home wife? Christian alcoholic? Which latino is this?

Can't be one of my Latino brothers.
We identify as Catholic, not Christian. Same shit but still.

You ever see Inglorious Basterds where they count with the wrong fingers in ordering a beer. It's like that.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30641 on:** April 30, 2015, 08:45:41 PM »

could be a christian convert hispanicac

but why would you ever post that on the internet wtf

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #30642 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:00:36 PM »

every time duckroll's even tangentially brought up, Awesome-O has to refer to him in the epithetic, i.e. "that pervert duckroll"

things like that bring me so much joy

StealthFan · « **Reply #30643 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:04:43 PM »

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/get-negged-by-hoe-ass-nikkas-for-stating-facts-brehs.314604/

nachobro · « **Reply #30644 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:51:35 PM »

plenty of born again christian mexicans here.

it's usually the ones with drinking problems too

Kara · « **Reply #30645 on:** April 30, 2015, 09:55:10 PM »

Not surprising, so many sobriety programs push religion.

zomgee · « **Reply #30646 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:26:02 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on April 30, 2015, 07:50:44 PM

Quote from: suppadoopa on April 30, 2015, 07:37:50 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1038733
some dude is going to prison

This dude is such a shitty person, I swear. A post history full of fucking gems. He is also Christian and gets vexed that GAF largely doesn't like religion.

Why people broadcast their life like that is beyond me. Dude is like black ami0x.

Then you know what? He's lying.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #30647 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:45:17 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=162280042&postcount=6

My grandfather was a leica shooter - he's rolling in his grave now with that statement

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #30648 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:52:49 PM »

So what you're saying is that your grandpa was a hipster before it was cool?

suppadoopa · « **Reply #30649 on:** April 30, 2015, 10:59:52 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 30, 2015, 10:52:49 PM

So what you're saying is that your grandpa was a hipster before it was cool?

probably - since I ironically enjoy a lot of things.

runs deep in the family

Kara · « **Reply #30650 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:00:13 PM »

If he'd appreciated the fine craftsmanship found only in the DDR and been a Zeiss man instead he wouldn't been in this post-corporeal predicament.

suppadoopa · « **Reply #30651 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:01:17 PM »

we all know Minoltas reign supreme anyway

bluemax · « **Reply #30652 on:** April 30, 2015, 11:40:42 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 30, 2015, 09:55:10 PM

Not surprising, so many sobriety programs push religion.

My middle school Spanish teacher was a former Christian Missionary who also liked to show us 12 Step Videos.

My middle school was really fucked up.

Narolf · « **Reply #30653 on:** May 01, 2015, 01:53:31 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 29, 2015, 11:49:14 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

sarslip · « **Reply #30654 on:** May 01, 2015, 09:15:11 AM »

just helpin get to a new page

Narolf · « **Reply #30655 on:** May 01, 2015, 09:30:15 AM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on April 30, 2015, 03:23:08 PM

Alizee

Moi Lolita's modern version.

huckleberry · « **Reply #30656 on:** May 01, 2015, 09:57:50 AM »

I wonder how many more Star Wars threads are going to be made. It's like doing a search for The Order 1886.

zomgee · « **Reply #30657 on:** May 01, 2015, 09:59:45 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1039018

Here it is, one of the last unprotected subdivisions of people of GAF: The out of shape. We will remember this day, May 1st, 2015 as a red letter day in history. There will be bannings over butthurt. The fat shaming will forever cease and all will feel welcomed to the safe space.

Unless you're from like, South Carolina or something, fuck everyone from there. I mean, just move or something.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #30658 on:** May 01, 2015, 09:59:59 AM »

Promiscuous is the superior Nelly Furtado song. It

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #30659 on:** May 01, 2015, 10:32:46 AM »

Neogaf: Discussing the big issues in gaming
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1039027

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Author Topic: 1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt (Read 5890708 times)