1,000+ Pages of NeoGAF: The Story of Wasted Lives and Hardcore Salt

[Yulwei]

Jessica Alba making all those gaffers mad 

[thisismyusername]

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Don't worry, his balls will drop eventually and he'll be like "wait, you're telling me this thing I use to code on can be used for other things!?" Then he'll drop Android and Nintendo and be a man.

[Tasty]

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Don't worry, his balls will drop eventually and he'll be like "wait, you're telling me this thing I use to code on can be used for other things!?" Then he'll drop Android and Nintendo and be a man.

I code on a Macbook Air. 

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Don't worry, his balls will drop eventually

Oh he's dropping for balls alright

[thisismyusername]

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Don't worry, his balls will drop eventually

Oh he's dropping for balls alright

Silly doofus, I said "his balls" not their balls. For all we know he's like those 12 year old Thaiboi's for Boston's men.

[meeb]

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Wow it is like I am on NeoGAF.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165306924&postcount=766

[StealthFan]

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Wow it is like I am on NeoGAF.

PC gamers on GAF are just feggits that play console ports. Those aren't actual PC gamers, breh.

[thisismyusername]

I code on a Macbook Air. 

Bringing shame to yourself.

(Baby steps. Maybe you'll reach Windows eventually.)

[Kara]

Within each and every one of them lies a vengeful soul. Alone, frustrated, fearful. And angry. Angry at the world. For having created them. For making them for what they are now. (Image removed from quote.)

Finally someone understands me.

[Tasty]

I code on a Macbook Air. 

Bringing shame to yourself.

(Baby steps. Maybe you'll reach Windows eventually.)

I'd much rather use Windows (7 or 10), OS X is fucking trash.

WHY CAN'T I RENAME A FILE FROM THE "OPEN FILE" DIALOG

JOBS!!

[Tasty]

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Wow it is like I am on NeoGAF.

PC gamers on GAF are just feggits that play console ports. Those aren't actual PC gamers, breh.

[Take My Breh Away]

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Wow it is like I am on NeoGAF.

PC gamers on GAF are just feggits that play console ports. Those aren't actual PC gamers, breh.

Indeed. To ensure our health and prosperity, the PC master race must remain pure.

Is playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 with a game pad considered race mixing then?   

[Mr. Nobody]

And what would constitute a "one click rule," exactly?

[Purple Filth]

Poor Andy has to discuss Splatoon and other Nintendo gobshite while the big boys discuss PC gaming

Don't worry, his balls will drop eventually

Oh he's dropping for balls alright

 

I code on a Macbook Air. 

Bringing shame to yourself.

(Baby steps. Maybe you'll reach Windows eventually.)

I'd much rather use Windows (7 or 10), OS X is fucking trash.

WHY CAN'T I RENAME A FILE FROM THE "OPEN FILE" DIALOG

JOBS!!

He's already dead, aim higher

[nachobro]

Is playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 with a game pad considered race mixing then?   

I believe the term for a PC player who uses a controller is a "gameshark"

[mormapope]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165545510&postcount=1

 

Paying to go to E3 means that person deserves a titanic L.

[Van Cruncheon]

splatoon struck me as being watered-down (lol) kiddy pap when i tried it, with the ugly bent of having hideously unappealing tryhard wacky mascots. seemed like fuccboi shite for manchildren with testicles that haven't even descended to the sad minimum required for call of duty or halo. gaf, collectively, needs to get a fuckin' job and move out of the sad basement of its current interwubs existence.

[Purple Filth]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165545510&postcount=1

 

Paying to go to E3 means that person deserves a titanic L.

I assume its the plane ride (which i could see tbh)?

If its for the event tickets then he

[studyguy]

I don't think I would go to E3 and I live in LA.
It always struck me as cooler from a distance than being boots on the ground.

[thisismyusername]

I code on a Macbook Air. 

Bringing shame to yourself.

(Baby steps. Maybe you'll reach Windows eventually.)

I'd much rather use Windows (7 or 10), OS X is fucking trash.

WHY CAN'T I RENAME A FILE FROM THE "OPEN FILE" DIALOG

JOBS!!

mv oldfilename newfilename

bb. Unless you're using the GUI. In which case: to you you coder.

[Rufus]

I'm fairly confident that anything worth playing this generation will be available to play on mobile/tablet within 5 years.

Gwent's a perfect fit, it's true. 

[mormapope]

I assume its the plane ride (which i could see tbh)?

If its for the event tickets then he

Its probably for traveling yeah. That money could be spent on the games being shown or hyped on though, that money can be spent in any number of ways. Paying money at all for demos is dumb, paying to play demos that you have to wait in line to play is even dumber.

I don't think I would go to E3 and I live in LA.
It always struck me as cooler from a distance than being boots on the ground.

For people in the industry, its stressful and exhausting work. For us consumers, some really fun nuggets get laid out for us to think about for a while.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Frankly, I'm surprised E3 is still a thing.
Seems a really ineffective way to get your message out while being shouted out by your competitors.
Say what you will about Nintendo, their idea of having their own event independent of any outside convention makes a lot more sense.

[zepblackstar]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165507746&postcount=820

"Relative success" of other platforms? Yeah I mean compared to Nintendo, who is dealing with a catastrophic erosion of a core pillar of their business and is much better equipped to handle the audience that remains (kids and manbabby), Sony mismanaged vita. But there was never another alternative.

 

[Purple Filth]

I assume its the plane ride (which i could see tbh)?

If its for the event tickets then he

Its probably for traveling yeah. That money could be spent on the games being shown or hyped on though, that money can be spent in any number of ways. Paying money at all for demos is dumb, paying to play demos that you have to wait in line to play is even dumber.

I don't think I would go to E3 and I live in LA.
It always struck me as cooler from a distance than being boots on the ground.

For people in the industry, its stressful and exhausting work. For us consumers, some really fun nuggets get laid out for us to think about for a while.

Honestly i could see some benefit if its also for chilling in LA itself as your first time (check some restaurants like Portillos, bars, Hollywood strip, etc) or something.

If its strictly just to go to E3 then yea that's kinda of a waste.

[zepblackstar]

E3 in the days of EGM and Gamepro would be a must, now its a waste of time with so many more outlets to get better info from than the event.

[helios]

I hope there are people whining about being spoiled on the conferences

[thisismyusername]

E3 in the days of EGM and Gamepro would be a must, now its a waste of time with so many more outlets to get better info from than the event.

Plus no Boothbabe reports because OMG SEXISM.

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165507746&postcount=820

"Relative success" of other platforms? Yeah I mean compared to Nintendo, who is dealing with a catastrophic erosion of a core pillar of their business and is much better equipped to handle the audience that remains (kids and manbabby), Sony mismanaged vita. But there was never another alternative.

 

I was expecting to see a greyed out name and a "Banned" tag, but a mod made that post 

My Green Shinobi account got permed for a less offensive post directed at Nintendo stans.

My exact thoughts I was like "that guy's gonna be banned with a fury of a thousand suns". Then I saw the red name.

[Dennis]

KevinCow is back on GAF.

[benjipwns]

And yet Oscar isn't back on The Bore.

He'll probably never get over his fear of another event like The Donkey Kong Country Defeat.

[pilonv1]

E3 in the days of EGM and Gamepro would be a must, now its a waste of time with so many more outlets to get better info from than the event.

Never mind having to share space with so many unwashed man babies

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Gotta say I agree with Y2Kev

https://m.

[tiesto]

I flew out to LA for E3 2006 and it was pretty cool, was awesome finally getting to check out the city though. Still need to go back some day soon.

[octopushover]

I flew out to LA for E3 2006 and it was pretty cool, was awesome finally getting to check out the city though. Still need to go back some day soon.

of course it was. that was the e3 of the year of the wii launch. 

[thisismyusername]

KevinCow is back on GAF.

I was wondering if that was the person that was pissed with Devo.

I should make the comment of "so you didn't kill yourself, then" but...

[I'm a Puppy!]

KevinCow isn't that the guy who goes on GAF, proceeds to have a suicidal meltdown, leaves. Rinse and Repeat?

[Phoenix Dark]

I just hope KevinCow has cashed in some of those sympathy points for pussy. I'm sure the PMs from concerned GAFers are valuable but I'd rather get some pity victim sex.

"Can...can you just lay in the bed with me tonight? I'm afraid of what I might do if left alone"

[bluemax]

I flew out to LA for E3 2006 and it was pretty cool, was awesome finally getting to check out the city though. Still need to go back some day soon.

I've been to E3 every year since 2008, I only go on the last day and I only really go to see old friends/coworkers. Otherwise its pretty awful these days. Last year was really bad because they were constantly scanning badges, it made going between the two halls a pain in the ass.

[Kara]

I just hope KevinCow has cashed in some of those sympathy points for pussy. I'm sure the PMs from concerned GAFers are valuable but I'd rather get some pity victim sex.

"Can...can you just lay in the bed with me tonight? I'm afraid of what I might do if left alone"
(Image removed from quote.)

This is not how you paramour profit off ideation. 

You spin that shit Byronic stylee.

[VomKriege]

Sony still will have The Last Guardian to show at E3, so other first party games are unimportant...

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053707

So...I lost my virginity today.

With my girlfriend, we've been together for six months and been dating for a year. I love her a lot

It was nice, wasn't that big of a deal, it just felt natural and comfortable, we were both first timers, and luckily it didn't suck, we both got a lot enjoyment out of it. I feel happy about it. Couldn't have asked for anything better.

But now, at home. I´m also kind of worried, as I've mentioned before I'm 22 and I was holding out because of my obsessive fears with unplanned parenthood (It's been a regular problem in my family). We were both contraceptive freaks today, condoms, pills, pulling out, safeday...We were very careful in planning everything. So I´m not worried with that.

Still It's kind of scary to think that I might screw her life up with just one mistake on this (and no, abortions are not an option for any of us) I know it's immature, but I've had obsessive fears since I was a kid, getting shot, failing at my career,my parents dying, getting sick, that kind of stuff that sticks in your head and never lets go.

Should I talk to her about it? I don't want to scare her.

I'd really appreciate some tips on how to handle my newly started sex life.

Thanks Guys.

[Cheddahz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053707

So...I lost my virginity today.

With my girlfriend, we've been together for six months and been dating for a year. I love her a lot

It was nice, wasn't that big of a deal, it just felt natural and comfortable, we were both first timers, and luckily it didn't suck, we both got a lot enjoyment out of it. I feel happy about it. Couldn't have asked for anything better.

But now, at home. I´m also kind of worried, as I've mentioned before I'm 22 and I was holding out because of my obsessive fears with unplanned parenthood (It's been a regular problem in my family). We were both contraceptive freaks today, condoms, pills, pulling out, safeday...We were very careful in planning everything. So I´m not worried with that.

Still It's kind of scary to think that I might screw her life up with just one mistake on this (and no, abortions are not an option for any of us) I know it's immature, but I've had obsessive fears since I was a kid, getting shot, failing at my career,my parents dying, getting sick, that kind of stuff that sticks in your head and never lets go.

Should I talk to her about it? I don't want to scare her.

I'd really appreciate some tips on how to handle my newly started sex life.

Thanks Guys.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052531
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165347888&postcount=29
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165360800&postcount=215
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165423104&postcount=416
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165449246&postcount=485
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165572993&postcount=494

NeoGAF.com 

[benjipwns]

I was absolutely in love with Elena from Uncharted, she was such a well-written and real female

:feemales

[dkdk]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053707

So...I lost my virginity today.

With my girlfriend, we've been together for six months and been dating for a year. I love her a lot

It was nice, wasn't that big of a deal, it just felt natural and comfortable, we were both first timers, and luckily it didn't suck, we both got a lot enjoyment out of it. I feel happy about it. Couldn't have asked for anything better.

But now, at home. I´m also kind of worried, as I've mentioned before I'm 22 and I was holding out because of my obsessive fears with unplanned parenthood (It's been a regular problem in my family). We were both contraceptive freaks today, condoms, pills, pulling out, safeday...We were very careful in planning everything. So I´m not worried with that.

Still It's kind of scary to think that I might screw her life up with just one mistake on this (and no, abortions are not an option for any of us) I know it's immature, but I've had obsessive fears since I was a kid, getting shot, failing at my career,my parents dying, getting sick, that kind of stuff that sticks in your head and never lets go.

Should I talk to her about it? I don't want to scare her.

I'd really appreciate some tips on how to handle my newly started sex life.

Thanks Guys.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165605963&postcount=41

 

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053707

So...I lost my virginity today.

With my girlfriend, we've been together for six months and been dating for a year. I love her a lot

It was nice, wasn't that big of a deal, it just felt natural and comfortable, we were both first timers, and luckily it didn't suck, we both got a lot enjoyment out of it. I feel happy about it. Couldn't have asked for anything better.

But now, at home. I´m also kind of worried, as I've mentioned before I'm 22 and I was holding out because of my obsessive fears with unplanned parenthood (It's been a regular problem in my family). We were both contraceptive freaks today, condoms, pills, pulling out, safeday...We were very careful in planning everything. So I´m not worried with that.

Still It's kind of scary to think that I might screw her life up with just one mistake on this (and no, abortions are not an option for any of us) I know it's immature, but I've had obsessive fears since I was a kid, getting shot, failing at my career,my parents dying, getting sick, that kind of stuff that sticks in your head and never lets go.

Should I talk to her about it? I don't want to scare her.

I'd really appreciate some tips on how to handle my newly started sex life.

Thanks Guys.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165605963&postcount=41

 

[nudemacusers]

i think i'm entering a post-neogaf phase of my existence.

[Cheddahz]

Condoms-Condoms.

And it's a joke/code, "I played some duels with my GF last night" "Bro did you use mirror force?" "Of course, also had Fiendish Chain just in case"


...I don't know how we got laid

 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165606329&postcount=51

Actually no, my triggers are accidents on the news.

Do you take any medication? My therapy has always been based on willpower and to try and rationalize your fears, with slow but noticeable results. I took some drugs during my teenage years, when it got out of hand.

I want off.

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165606329&postcount=51

Actually no, my triggers are accidents on the news.

Do you take any medication? My therapy has always been based on willpower and to try and rationalize your fears, with slow but noticeable results. I took some drugs during my teenage years, when it got out of hand.

I want off.

When CBT goes off the rails.

[nudemacusers]

no really, shit is just too weird now goddamn

[I'm a Puppy!]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053707

So...I lost my virginity today.

With my girlfriend, we've been together for six months and been dating for a year. I love her a lot

It was nice, wasn't that big of a deal, it just felt natural and comfortable, we were both first timers, and luckily it didn't suck, we both got a lot enjoyment out of it. I feel happy about it. Couldn't have asked for anything better.

But now, at home. I´m also kind of worried, as I've mentioned before I'm 22 and I was holding out because of my obsessive fears with unplanned parenthood (It's been a regular problem in my family). We were both contraceptive freaks today, condoms, pills, pulling out, safeday...We were very careful in planning everything. So I´m not worried with that.

Still It's kind of scary to think that I might screw her life up with just one mistake on this (and no, abortions are not an option for any of us) I know it's immature, but I've had obsessive fears since I was a kid, getting shot, failing at my career,my parents dying, getting sick, that kind of stuff that sticks in your head and never lets go.

Should I talk to her about it? I don't want to scare her.

I'd really appreciate some tips on how to handle my newly started sex life.

Thanks Guys.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052531
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165347888&postcount=29
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165360800&postcount=215
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165423104&postcount=416
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165449246&postcount=485
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165572993&postcount=494

NeoGAF.com 

Welp, it looks like I'm gonna find a way to get perma'd

[Purrp Skirrp]

If you waste your teenage years and come out a virgin just fucking kill yourself.

[BrokenVerses]

Welp, it looks like I'm gonna find a way to get perma'd

Godspeed.

[nachobro]

If that dude can get laid, the rest of that forum has no goddamn excuse.

That being said, he pulled out while also wearing a condom? What the hell

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

"my newly started sex life"

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1053707

So...I lost my virginity today.

With my girlfriend, we've been together for six months and been dating for a year. I love her a lot

It was nice, wasn't that big of a deal, it just felt natural and comfortable, we were both first timers, and luckily it didn't suck, we both got a lot enjoyment out of it. I feel happy about it. Couldn't have asked for anything better.

But now, at home. I´m also kind of worried, as I've mentioned before I'm 22 and I was holding out because of my obsessive fears with unplanned parenthood (It's been a regular problem in my family). We were both contraceptive freaks today, condoms, pills, pulling out, safeday...We were very careful in planning everything. So I´m not worried with that.

Still It's kind of scary to think that I might screw her life up with just one mistake on this (and no, abortions are not an option for any of us) I know it's immature, but I've had obsessive fears since I was a kid, getting shot, failing at my career,my parents dying, getting sick, that kind of stuff that sticks in your head and never lets go.

Should I talk to her about it? I don't want to scare her.

I'd really appreciate some tips on how to handle my newly started sex life.

Thanks Guys.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1052531
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165347888&postcount=29
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165360800&postcount=215
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165423104&postcount=416
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165449246&postcount=485
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165572993&postcount=494

NeoGAF.com 

Welp, it looks like I'm gonna find a way to get perma'd

i thought you were already

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165607910&postcount=98

Congrats on the sex.

I hope I can make this thread some day.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165608801&postcount=121

Sounds like a great time to me. Congrats OP.

Definitely a lot better than my virginity story. I had death grip syndrome (had no idea what it was at the time) so I couldn't cum even after 45+ minutes. Eventually my gf started crying and told me she had started thinking about her ex-bf, so we stopped. Then she guilt tripped me for not finishing, giving me that "maybe you're not attracted to me" bullshit. Woman, I wouldn't be losing my virginity to you if I didn't find you attractive. Overall it was a pretty awful experience.

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=165435623&postcount=462

I don't really understand why so many people are so insecure they have to come out and be all "woah I don't want to have sex with pixels" when finding a character attractive has nothing to do with wanting to have sex with them

I can't actually think of any video game characters I find attractive, but I can think of girls in novels that would be pretty cool to hang out with (if they were real), but that doesn't mean I feel compelled to say "but I don't want to fuck a book"