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benjipwns

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166752723&postcount=7015
Why are there whole discussions about that and a complete and utter misunderstanding of how the franchisee model in fast food operates going on?

Quizno's owners horror stories  :lawd

mormapope

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Hearing impulse control talk from someone that did or still does heroin is a hoot.

EDIT: Thinking about it, that's a overly harsh attitude to have towards people that used heroin but stopped using it to get their shit together. Amirox, no matter the circumstances, usually comes off as a tryhard shitbrain. With or without opiates.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166934763&postcount=118

 :brazilcry

I have never seen so many people pretend to care so much about such a sub par game.

Its a good game and I'd love to see a sequel

Purrp Skirrp

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PS2 was mad overrated if you weren't stanning JRPGs.

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Metal Gear Solid 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Zone of the Enders 2, Okami, Shadow of the Colossus, Soccom 2, Resident Evil Dead Aim, Code Veronica X, Outbreak, Devil May Cry 1, Devil May Cry 3, God Hand, Onimusha 1,2,3,4!, Haunting Ground, SNK FIGHTER PORTS, CAPCOM FIGHTING GAME PORTS, Clock Tower 3, Odin Sphere, Yakuza!, Shinobi, God of War, Gungrave, ACE FUCKING COMBAt 4 and 5, and hell Zero, Tekken TAG! TEKKEN 5!, Soul Calibur 2 and 3!, RAD!. Sky Gunner, Urban Reign, Guitoroo Man, FATAL FRAME 1,2, and 3, Silent Hills, Contra, Rygar, and fuck who knows what else.

People always try to say this shit, but the PS2 is full of amazing games. JRPGS don't even make up half of what the PS2 has to offer.  Hell I guess if you don't like Japanese titles, but hell I can't imagine a console gamer that did'nt pre 360. Don't get me wrong I liked my Xbox, but nothing touches the PS2.
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PS2 had some GOAT releases. I don't see how people can think otherwise.
lol ps2 overrated. what a moronic taco.
???

this might be worse than any of Andrex posts sucking off Nintendo
But at least they don't say the PS2 is overrated. That's some shit right there.

Sorry guys.


Dennis

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Why was duckroll de-modded and juniored?

Oh wait, there are a red and a blue duckroll accounts now so I suppose it is a joke.....

benjipwns

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Why was duckroll de-modded and juniored?
Ask The Walrus.

Joe Molotov

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GAF has a spare duckroll.

Actually the other guy's name is duckroii with capital I's, lol.
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Phoenix Dark

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http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=166752723&postcount=7015
Why are there whole discussions about that and a complete and utter misunderstanding of how the franchisee model in fast food operates going on?

Quizno's owners horror stories  :lawd
you expect liberals to have any understanding of how businesses work?
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StealthFan

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I didn't take that as him "putting down" Apple Music at all, and was pretty surprised by the reactions in that thread. (I know, me! Surprised by Apple stans.) Obviously in text online you can never know the true intent of stuff without context or clarification, but I read his tweet as the text version of:



Which isn't bashing or downplaying Apple, really. But Apple stans have the more unnecessary and flagrant persecution complex in all of tech (at least Ninthings have shitty sales and the games are ignored by the AAA media.)

Like this article: http://www.theverge.com/2015/6/8/8749005/apple-wwdc-catch-up

Despite the author routinely bringing up how "stealing" things doesn't matter and everyone does it, the comments are filled with butthurt Apple fans pointing out "LOOK! LOOK! X STOLE Y FROM APPLE THREE YEARS AFTER IT WAS ON IPHONE!!!! BIAS!!!"

This is despite the fact that 90% of the Verge's homepage is plastered with pro-Apple articles like Steve Jobs himself nutted all over the site. Jesus. Get a grip.
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Himu

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Actually, Android fans have the largest persecution complex I've seen. Like any time something Apple related comes out they're up in arms and pointing fingers and making memes and stuff to make up for the fact that Google Play sucks, whereas the Apple fans don't give a fuck when anything Android comes out, because honestly who cares? Android fans have the largest inferiority in all of tech next to maybe Ninthings, and it doesn't surprise me that those two demos tend to overlap. :yeshrug

As for Apple Music, pretty cool. Looks like I've got my Spotify alternative if things turn out right. I really like Music apps radio stream service already. Great for finding new music - much better than Spotify's. But this is even better.
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agrajag

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http://www.neogaf.net/forum/showpost.php?p=166978861&postcount=883

Liu Kang got his soul taken away in this post. Finish Him!

Tasty

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I've never seen that, but I don't really hang out with Android fans.

Though, I feel that Google Play is great, personally, though I'm not a hardcore (:sabu) phone gamer. It's never let me down, and Play Music from a high level is much easier to understand than whatever Apple is trying right now with iTunes/iTunes Radio?/Apple Music/social crap/Beats radio stations/etc. They're mostly equivalent based on features but Play Music is everything in one simple package (music shop, storage, and streaming) where as I can't figure out where iTunes and Apple Music overlap and are different.

Himu

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Like, even Android phone markers are fucking desperate in their inferiority overreach. Remember that Samsung ad from a few years ago that reeked of desperation? :dead
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studyguy

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Play Music that GOAT.
On top of that I still have the early buy in pricing, which unless someone offers anything better, I'll never let go.

As far as stanning operating systems or some shit, FOH.
The only reason I really have to stick with the android is I'm stuck in the ecosystem with the apps I have. Otherwise I don't care.
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Tasty

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Like, even Android phone markers are fucking desperate in their inferiority overreach. Remember that Samsung ad from a few years ago that reeked of desperation? :dead

Samsung fucking sucks and always has. The best thing they ever did was the Galaxy Nexus and that had shitty overheating and battery issues and was way overpriced.

Sony, HTC and Moto are generally pretty classy. LG is like Samsung's mentally challenged cousin in terms of UI, but the hardware is generally pretty great.

I don't really hang out with Android fans.

be aware of your buddies mobile computing consumer choices brehs (Image removed from quote.)

Well I mean, I don't hang out with people because of what phone they have. That'd be crazy even for me. :P

Though I do chat with some AndroidGAF peeps now and again online.

Tasty

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Play Music that GOAT.
On top of that I still have the early buy in pricing, which unless someone offers anything better, I'll never let go.

Same here. $8/month for unlimited streaming is pretty great, and even the free option for 50,000 stored songs is way more than I'll ever need. The auto-playlists and "explore" stuff are good, too. (I routinely find interesting tracks via the "I'm Feeling Lucky" radio thing.)

Plus their web app is great, I can't imagine using a native desktop app for playing music anymore. (Then again I haven't in a long long time, I think I switched when Lala came out. Fuck Apple for killing that great site. :-\)

huckleberry

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Appletolgists pretending they aren't anything like Nthings is the funniest thing ever.
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Phoenix Dark

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Isn't Android dominating the smartphone market?
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Tasty

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Isn't Android dominating the smartphone market?

Depends on which metric you want to use.

Tasty

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1059555

Buckle up.

I still need to finish the original but bebpo's impressions left me with a :larry face IRL.

studyguy

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http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1059555

Buckle up.

You're telling me Tetsuya Takahashi with a bigger budget can't pull off a better product?
What? No way, I'd never have guessed it.

I really like Takahashi's games, but he only seems to excel in the first title. When he has to live up to a previous one, it flubs it fucking hard every time.
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mormapope

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Why do people like Xenoblade Chronicles to begin with?

"YOU CAN EXPLORE ANYTHING YOU SEE!"

You've been able to do this in plenty of games, and most of them aren't as empty as Xenoblade Chronicles. Whenever I watch Xenoblade Chronicles gameplay, it looks like a gigantic ATB Phantasy Star Online game with vast emptiness.



 

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Rahxephon91

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Well Richard Eisenbeis is the last person I kind of want to listen to(he's a big fan of Sword Art Online and in general shit anime)


but the import impressions and general game videos kind of have left me cold.

studyguy

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:expert

Waifus homie.
Robot waifus.

I thought Xenoblade was fun. Then again I enjoy a lot of Takahashi's games. Only problem with his shit is he goes into the Anno territory of being super fucking heavy handed with Judeo-Christian themes. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING SYMBOLISM IT'S DEEP, THIS CHARACTER LOOKS LIKE JESUS



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bork

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The thing about these negative impressions is that they're all along the lines of "I played this game for 70 hours and it's boring."  70.  Fucking.  Hours.  Doesn't sound very boring if you made it that far.
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mormapope

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Its the dude's job though, apparently he's the main dude to play imported games at Kotaku.

I imagine this is one of the biggest games that would be imported at the moment, I see him playing it so much as a credibility thing. Lets say he played ten hours, Xenoblade fanboys would say "well the game gets better over time", at the very least they can't ignore how much time he has sunk in the game. 

Besides, when you get paid to play games and you aren't a bug finder/playtester, chances are if the game isn't dog shit bad, you can stick with it for a paycheck.

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studyguy

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I mean most of these dudes are paid to play them no?
I wouldn't shit on a literary critic who finished a book and found it dull, a movie critic who shits on a film. Same shit to me.


Or just do the reasonable thing and don't pay attention to reviewers you don't like and form your own opinion, but apparently that's not possible on the internet. Yall see that middling score they gave Heroes of the Storm from IGN? Same shit. People ready to riot over it.
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Mr. Nobody

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I don't really hang out with Android fans.

be aware of your buddies mobile computing consumer choices brehs (Image removed from quote.)

But they're the weirdos, let this thread tell it  :teehee

Tasty

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One of the better parts of Mega64: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9Roo0L7y8F0RxhB14tGntkgGCJABnPeF Always get a couple laughs no matter how many times I rewatch these vids, lol.

Also that one dude in that thread screaming "HE'S NOT AN IDIOT!! HE'S A PHILANTHROPIST DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM! KANYE IS WORSE!" ::)

bork

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Its the dude's job though, apparently he's the main dude to play imported games at Kotaku.

Can he read Japanese?  I wouldn't trust anyone's opinion on JRPGs if they can't understand what's going on.  Living in Japan is not a prerequisite for fluency.

I imagine this is one of the biggest games that would be imported at the moment

Highly doubtful since Wii U is region-locked.  Only a handful of people are going to be crazy enough to import this system when it has so few games available.  I can imagine that Wii U fans are foaming at the mouth for information, though.

Besides, when you get paid to play games and you aren't a bug finder/playtester, chances are if the game isn't dog shit bad, you can stick with it for a paycheck.

I dunno how much Kotaku pays for articles, but having written for an import site in the past, the amount of money offered was not anywhere near enough for me to have wanted to play a 70+ hour game, that I would boring, if asked to do so.  Hell, that particular site didn't even care if the games were played as long as some text was churned out and they were the first to post it.

I mean most of these dudes are paid to play them no?
I wouldn't shit on a literary critic who finished a book and found it dull, a movie critic who shits on a film. Same shit to me.

He didn't finish the game, I thought?  And it's not like it would be the first time that a reviewer hasn't beaten a game and wrote a review about it.   :P
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mormapope

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I don't know if he can read Japanese, I assumed he does when I read the article, since he talks about the main story and all that. Forgot that Nintendo region locks everything, so that would definitely hinder people from buying the a import copy. I also have no idea what the payout is for writing a Kotaku article.

The dude comes off as genuine though based on the article, I don't sense laziness or malicious motive.
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Why do people like Xenoblade Chronicles to begin with?

"YOU CAN EXPLORE ANYTHING YOU SEE!"

You've been able to do this in plenty of games, and most of them aren't as empty as Xenoblade Chronicles. Whenever I watch Xenoblade Chronicles gameplay, it looks like a gigantic ATB Phantasy Star Online game with vast emptiness.

best music
best story
best environments
best characters

easy top 10 jrpg. XBX has a high as fuck level to reach thanks to its predecessor, so dont be surprised when people are suddenly disappointed with it.
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bork

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I don't know if he can read Japanese, I assumed he does when I read the article, since he talks about the main story and all that. Forgot that Nintendo region locks everything, so that would definitely hinder people from buying the a import copy. I also have no idea what the payout is for writing a Kotaku article.

He barely says anything about the story beyond how many main story missions there are...which he got from what Bebpo said for all we know.   :lol

The dude comes off as genuine though based on the article, I don't sense laziness or malicious motive.

I see from looking over it again that this is a "preview" and I don't think it's laziness or anything malicious either-- I just don't get why someone who thinks a game is boring would proceed to play it for 70+ hours.  You would think that spending a few hours, taking some screenshots and video, and then saying "this game is fucking boring" would be enough for this kind of article.  Who cares what the fanboys think?  You can see from the comments that they're buying it anyway.
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zepblackstar

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a new sonic game to have people get bitter about..niceeee

studyguy

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I honestly don't expect reviewers to beat a game in order to review it.
Like some of these games are way too fucking long. Clocking 70 hours is more than enough time for a fucking game to review tho, you ain't learning shit that's new after that much time. Not gonna shit on a dude for putting in that much into it, I mean fuck it, you're getting paid to play a wack game. Could be worse.
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I don't know if he can read Japanese, I assumed he does when I read the article, since he talks about the main story and all that. Forgot that Nintendo region locks everything, so that would definitely hinder people from buying the a import copy. I also have no idea what the payout is for writing a Kotaku article.

The dude comes off as genuine though based on the article, I don't sense laziness or malicious motive.
He's also their resident anime editor, I think. Definitely speaks Japanese.
He's friends with Kat Bailey from USgamer and recently was a guest on Axe of the Blood God (yes, that's what it's called), their RPG podcast. I can't stand listening to the guy (he was on Active Time Babble a lot, 1UP's RPG podcast), so I skipped the recent episode where he's on to talk about Xenoblade.

I see from looking over it again that this is a "preview" and I don't think it's laziness or anything malicious either-- I just don't get why someone who thinks a game is boring would proceed to pay it for 70+ hours.  You would think that spending a few hours, taking some screenshots and video, and then saying "this game is fucking boring" would be enough for this kind of article.  Who cares what the fanboys think?  You can see from the comments that they're buying it anyway.
Due diligence counts for a lot when people are ready to tear you a new asshole for every little thing. Giving a game enough time is still one of those sacred cows of video game writing, with 'enough' meaning start to end playthroughs most of the time.

Besides, as someone who tried to make D3 a mainstay game and failed, the numbers aren't that weird to me. :goty2 I tried my damndest to like it, believe you me. Destiny was the same for many people, from what I hear. A perverse need to understand fully why you don't like it.
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StealthFan

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Perhaps I should give Xenoblade another shot. I was turned off by the anime-ness and the empty MMO world.
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http://www.neogaf.net/forum/showpost.php?p=166978861&postcount=883

Liu Kang got his soul taken away in this post. Finish Him!

You know whats funny, he and his little buddy Kano on the phone use to be part of the group who called everybody fegs back in the day. Check here www.the-nextlevel.com

Internet hipsters are the worst breed of hipsters.
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mormapope

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It took me 20 hours of playing Skyrim to realize I hated the game. You can argue the game and developers "won" in the end because I paid $60 for the game and plopped down a decent amount of time, but the amount of content I actually got through was pretty small. I feel like I'd be good on never playing Skyrim again, and I'm a person that replays games constantly.

Maybe the dude had spurts of fun? I did with Skyrim. Maybe he thought the game would click after investing time into it, maybe he had nothing else of interest to play and decided to go balls deep. 

Videogames aren't 1:1 with any other form of media. The journey and destination matter, they're both important. Sometimes it takes a long journey before throwing in the towel and saying fuck the destination.
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Rufus

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I don't know much about Xenoblade Chronicles X (Japan, pls :stahp), but if it has loot, then I understand how he got to 70 hours. :fbm

StealthFan

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I am one of those assholes that dumped 70 hours into Skyrim before deciding I hated it. I had gone through all the questlines and thought they were straight trash.
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StealthFan

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Have a WiiU as your only gaming system, brehs :heh
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huckleberry

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http://www.neogaf.net/forum/showpost.php?p=166978861&postcount=883

Liu Kang got his soul taken away in this post. Finish Him!

You know whats funny, he and his little buddy Kano on the phone use to be part of the group who called everybody fegs back in the day. Check here www.the-nextlevel.com

Internet hipsters are the worst breed of hipsters.

It's my main reason for hating on that fucking prick.
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xenoblade seems vast for the sake of being vast.  showing eight unique environments in a trailer works great, im not so sure about spending 20 hours in each one is all

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StealthFan

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I don't feel comfortable mocking HUELEN10. Dude has legit autism.
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Tasty

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I don't feel comfortable mocking HUELEN10. Dude has legit autism.

He(?) could have easily walked away from GAF but the dude ran back after his ban was up faster than a white guy to a cuck-loving wife. :yeshrug

Tasty

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167040221&postcount=302

"Chris Chan"

"EH HEM, Christine. :maf"


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=167040265&postcount=303

First Huelen, now Chris Chan. Is this the endgame for every Sonic fan?

archie4208

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At least Huelen didn't mace that Best Buy employee.

StealthFan

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I don't feel comfortable mocking Chris Chan either. That nicca is mentally ill and has been brutalized by the internet.
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studyguy

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Compare autism prevalence among average videogame fans and sonic stans.
I'm sure the results would be interesting.
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StealthFan

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Compare autism prevalence among average videogame fans and sonic stans.
I'm sure the results would be interesting.
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Sonic fans are known for being...special. They're considered one of the oddest fanbases.
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