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Take My Breh Away

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073891

the feel of 60 fps :bow

Remember how NaughtyDog announced 60 FPS at the reveal

Then didn't manage to do it and said 'they will still try' at PSX

And now they just flat out say 'Yeah 30 FPS for SP brehs'

And Naughty Dog fanboys: "Good." "Smart." "Very good move for us."

Watch them same dudes jump on any other AAA sub-60FPS console game

 :drake

Man that didn't take long since they are now railing on Halo 5 based on some behind the scenes footage

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1074929

Still in awe how clickbait sites like Digital Foundry and NXGamer get away with attracting console stans like flies to shit since it will never be fully accurate. DF called Mario 3D world "Perfect" 60FPS but that game hella chunks up in the later stages. Ditto Splatoon (Nibel don't hurt me, no more) as while the early levels are fairly tame and easily run smooth. Once you get above L10 and the game throws the real crazy weapons and specials at you and crap flies everywhere, the game's framerate decides "Fuck dis shit, I'm on vacation" even with every player having a great connection. Camp the top spot on the skatepark level with a weapon that produces a lot of crap (Machine gun plus suction bomb rush special usually does it) to activate N64 framerate mode. Not to shit on Splatoon because I'm enjoying it a lot better than I did the beta but that game has surprising performance issues, especially with the new levels Nintendo added.

The ultimate argument for PC gaming would be to make this console stanley nonsense go away (Though then they would project their insecurities onto AMD Vs Nvidia anyway) and relying on console gaming in pursuit of that perfect locked 60FPS is not going to happen so they should just chill and enjoy what they have.

Realize That PC Master Race life will make you realise that Mario World and Sonic 2 natively on the original consoles have hella awful framerate, brehs      
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thisismyusername

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There, now it's about raw, slightly filtered, and uncut penis attacks.

:phil Now see, I'd fund that.

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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looks like the big dino in the first image just chewed through a brick wall that ended up being made of aluminum foil and he's celebrating

Nibel

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1073891

the feel of 60 fps :bow

Remember how NaughtyDog announced 60 FPS at the reveal

Then didn't manage to do it and said 'they will still try' at PSX

And now they just flat out say 'Yeah 30 FPS for SP brehs'

And Naughty Dog fanboys: "Good." "Smart." "Very good move for us."

Watch them same dudes jump on any other AAA sub-60FPS console game

 :drake

Man that didn't take long since they are now railing on Halo 5 based on some behind the scenes footage

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1074929

Still in awe how clickbait sites like Digital Foundry and NXGamer get away with attracting console stans like flies to shit since it will never be fully accurate. DF called Mario 3D world "Perfect" 60FPS but that game hella chunks up in the later stages. Ditto Splatoon (Nibel don't hurt me, no more) as while the early levels are fairly tame and easily run smooth. Once you get above L10 and the game throws the real crazy weapons and specials at you and crap flies everywhere, the game's framerate decides "Fuck dis shit, I'm on vacation" even with every player having a great connection. Camp the top spot on the skatepark level with a weapon that produces a lot of crap (Machine gun plus suction bomb rush special usually does it) to activate N64 framerate mode. Not to shit on Splatoon because I'm enjoying it a lot better than I did the beta but that game has surprising performance issues, especially with the new levels Nintendo added.

The ultimate argument for PC gaming would be to make this console stanley nonsense go away (Though then they would project their insecurities onto AMD Vs Nvidia anyway) and relying on console gaming in pursuit of that perfect locked 60FPS is not going to happen so they should just chill and enjoy what they have.

Realize That PC Master Race life will make you realise that Mario World and Sonic 2 natively on the original consoles have hella awful framerate, brehs (Image removed from quote.)     

It's fucking nuts how big Digital Foundry has gotten over the last two years. They prolly are big enough to pay for all of Eurogamer's bills.

The fact that they talk about stuff a majority of people have literally no clue about is the most bizarre thing. Whatever, they do a good job and if console warriors use their work as fuel for their shit, so be it; let em eat
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Looks like he's trying to shoot the teen/granny but the raptor just dove in front of the shot to save them

It's bad framing. And the artist he picked doesn't really inspire confidence in me.

Are image 2 and 3 happening at the same angle ? Because the desk or whatever with the guy behind is like... not the same. At all.

Since you pointed that out, I had to go back and try to figure out the angels in those two panels. Now I have a blinding headache.
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Personally I can't wait until we get a thread about how Bish's Visual Novel is sexist. Then it'll be a GAFception
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nudemacusers

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Personally I can't wait until we get a thread about how Bish's Visual Novel is sexist. Then it'll be a GAFception
female dinosaurs have no agency and wear skimpy clothing :goty2
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benjipwns

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170860940&postcount=215
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Probably the dumbest post I've read in ages. Thanks for this gem.
This guy must not read a lot of posts.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170863172&postcount=252
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Yeah, and the U.S. release comes with a quagmire in Vietnam, morally questionable drone strikes and a side order of FREEDOM FRIES. Seriously, that's the first thing you think if when someone mentions France? This crap needs to stop.
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nudemacusers

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the best part is all these french people are writing their responses in english, because our shit is too important not to learn :heh

zap us all you want, we still winnin :bolo
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Kara

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The Red Army won World War 2 too.

Grats on winning World War 1 after all the eurotrash exhausted itself America!!!

benjipwns

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The real victory was making Wilson an invalid.

the best part is all these french people are writing their responses in english, because our shit is too important not to learn :heh

zap us all you want, we still winnin :bolo

You mean England's shit is too important not to learn?
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nudemacusers

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the best part is all these french people are writing their responses in english, because our shit is too important not to learn :heh

zap us all you want, we still winnin :bolo

You mean England's shit is too important not to learn?
only nerds speak the queen's english
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I approve of this new approach to learning history.
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where's the aboriginal woman tied up in the corner and being ignored the whole time though  :-\

where's the aboriginal woman tied up in the corner and being ignored the whole time though  :-\

How about we pretend they never existed?
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1074989

the salt

Jealousy.  Gaffers are pissed that they don't get compensated for talking endlessly about vidya while some dumbass rakes in millions actually playing video games.

Stay mad.  Stay hatin.
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PewDiePie's videos from what I've seen were trash to be honest. lol
ok

Because God blessed the troops.

Courage

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PewDiePie's videos from what I've seen were trash to be honest. lol

That's cause he appeals to little kids. Yet some of GAF thinks he doesn't 'deserve' that money.

Stoney Mason

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The moment some person makes a france surrender joke is the moment you know that person is an idiot.

Mr. Nobody

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PewDiePie's videos from what I've seen were trash to be honest. lol

That's cause he appeals to little kids. Yet some of GAF thinks he doesn't 'deserve' that money.

Little kids like rape jokes?  :oreilly

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170861477&postcount=203

Still better than playing games of video.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170855606&postcount=17
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170855645&postcount=21
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170856101&postcount=54
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170856227&postcount=61
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=170856923&postcount=92

Get offended over a corny joke, brehs.

It's really corny, though.
Brag about your military bravado when the total casualties in your history so far equals roughly France WW1 totals  :heh

Uh. Isn't that in support of the joke? The point of war isn't to die, stupid. It's to make the other guy die.

Duh.

Great Rumbler

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PewDiePie's videos from what I've seen were trash to be honest. lol

That's cause he appeals to little kids. Yet some of GAF thinks he doesn't 'deserve' that money.

Little kids like rape jokes?  :oreilly

Have you not played any online console shooter recently?
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Himu

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It's amazing how often American's give shit to France surrendering in WW2 when anyone who has a modicum of history knowledge knows that we wouldn't have even won our independence from the Almighty Empire without France's help. We kinda owe our existence to France. They even gave us the Statue of Liberty.
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Kara

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Vive la republique. *adjusts culottes*

Himu

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Read Franco-Belgian comics, watch Amelie, eat French inspired Creole, and finish the meal with Crčme brűlée and :bow down
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Kara

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Maybe I'll read The Black Jacobins again today. :dolezal

Himu

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Celebrating the French on July 4 is doing your patriotic duty  :american
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Kara

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Well that book doesn't exactly celebrate France...

Himu

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It is celebrating Haitians, who speak French!
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It's amazing how often American's give shit to France surrendering in WW2 when anyone who has a modicum of history knowledge knows that we wouldn't have even won our independence from the Almighty Empire without France's help. We kinda owe our existence to France. They even gave us the Statue of Liberty.

Top three things that Americans know about France: Eiffel Tower, surrendering in WW2, and their betrayal of Freedom™ in the lead up to the Iraq War. If you're expecting most people to have any knowledge of Charlemagne's or Napoleon's empire building, their myriad wars with England, or even their victories over the Germans in WW1, I think you're vastly overestimating their ability comprehend events past 50 years ago that don't directly involve the United States.
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Top three things that Americans know about France: Eiffel Tower, surrendering in WW2, and their betrayal of Freedom™ in the lead up to the Iraq War. If you're expecting most people to have any knowledge of Charlemagne's or Napoleon's empire building, their myriad wars with England, or even their victories over the Germans in WW1, I think you're vastly overestimating their ability comprehend events past 50 years ago that don't directly involve the United States.

Yeah...they got the last laugh on that one.

 :goty2

Himu

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It's amazing how often American's give shit to France surrendering in WW2 when anyone who has a modicum of history knowledge knows that we wouldn't have even won our independence from the Almighty Empire without France's help. We kinda owe our existence to France. They even gave us the Statue of Liberty.

Top three things that Americans know about France: Eiffel Tower, surrendering in WW2, and their betrayal of Freedom™ in the lead up to the Iraq War. If you're expecting most people to have any knowledge of Charlemagne's or Napoleon's empire building, their myriad wars with England, or even their victories over the Germans in WW1, I think you're vastly overestimating their ability comprehend events past 50 years ago that don't directly involve the United States.

Is this kind of intellectual stupidity an American thing or just human thing? I've never lived outside of America, but people who have tell me American's are stupid and things like that just make their points more pronounced.
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If it makes you feel any better, most people in France are probably not overly familiar with American history.
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do black americans get taught about what total bros the english were in the war of 1812?

tried to do you fellas a solid.

Himu

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Nope. Americans are taught that the British burned the white house in War of 1812.
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Nope. Americans are taught that the British burned the white house in War of 1812.

so nothing about the siege of baltimore representing the biggest emancipation of american slaves until the civil war, that they were settled in farmlands in nova scotia and we had to pay the states off as part of a peace settlement when you demanded we hand them back over?

your anthem comes from that siege. if one of those glaring rockets was a better shot and fort mchenry surrendered, every slave in maryland might've been freed.

Himu

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Naw. That's something you learn on your own or in a college class, and usually a very specific college class, like US Studies. I took a very specific niche US history class in college that advertised itself on reading alternative literature and sources of American history to uncover America's true history that is often obscured by white washed American history taught in our schools, it was there I learned about that.
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There, now it's about raw, slightly filtered, and uncut penis attacks.

:phil Now see, I'd fund that.

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He tries to swing at me, and let's just say that the end result was him on the ground in pain, I didn't receive any blows.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1075124

 :hitler
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nudemacusers

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yeah it's crazy to me when people say that the US is the greatest country on earth.




we the GOAT of the galaxy :bolo
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Himu

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What about the universe?
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nudemacusers

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we're at minimum top 10
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thisismyusername

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What about the universe?

We haven't conquered the universe... yet :hitler

OnlyRegret

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If you check the dino disaster kickstarter, someone pledged 3000

That one person pretty much saved it. I bet it was evillore.

Kara

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yeah it's crazy to me when people say that the US is the greatest country on earth.




we the GOAT of the galaxy :bolo

I agree, Andromeda is superior to the Milky Way.

Great Rumbler

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If you check the dino disaster kickstarter, someone pledged 3000

That one person pretty much saved it. I bet it was Samuel L Jackson.

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