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zomgee

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Cops and firefighters have ridiculous pensions in many places.

That's nice did you get that from Inspector Gadget?

No, the newspaper since I pay attention to local issues and what my tax moneys are doin'. They get about 50-120 grand a year after retirement in the counties I've lived. You mad about something?

No I think you're doing an awesome job bringing up facts by experience and research instead of a television show.
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Cops and firefighters have ridiculous pensions in many places.

That's nice did you get that from Inspector Gadget?

No, the newspaper since I pay attention to local issues and what my tax moneys are doin'. They get about 50-120 grand a year after retirement in the counties I've lived. You mad about something?

No I think you're doing an awesome job bringing up facts by experience and research instead of a television show.

Oh okay. That was more directed at gaf's lulzy shit, my bad b.

zomgee

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Cops and firefighters have ridiculous pensions in many places.

That's nice did you get that from Inspector Gadget?

No, the newspaper since I pay attention to local issues and what my tax moneys are doin'. They get about 50-120 grand a year after retirement in the counties I've lived. You mad about something?

No I think you're doing an awesome job bringing up facts by experience and research instead of a television show.

Oh okay. That was more directed at gaf's lulzy shit, my bad b.

Lord no that wasn't at you. Next up on GAF: Why can't cops shoot the gun from the perp's hand? I watched Lethal Weapon 3 last night, shit looks ez.
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"Just shoot the target in the leg to incapacitate" comes up a lot.

As if

1) that's super simple to do
2) there isn't a femoral artery they could bleed out from

 :comeon

thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172686316&postcount=16

Let's see if mods see what he's getting. :pepefrog


Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172673132&postcount=9

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Isn't photoshopping these characters thin shaming?

 :beli

Phoenix Dark

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I will allow it.

fuckery
:rejoice
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Jansen

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 :neogaf

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:hump :tauntaun :hump
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studyguy

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I can't cosign people having a complex over a videogame character brehs.
Especially not cartoony ass characters from Nintendo and shit.
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Shadow Mod

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All of it is dumb because none of them are muscly.

Phoenix Dark

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Most of them look better tbh

:lawd

that pancake sound as you smash a thick chick
:lawd
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studyguy

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HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO THICK?!
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Purrp Skirrp

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brob

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used to have a flatmate who was built like fed helena, she was tall as hell too :lawd


Mr. Nobody

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Picture a whirlwind of flesh swaying about while fighting  :aah

brob

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that christie pic is #unrealistic imo. the only type of person who could rock that sort of top while moving is a ~0% body-fat woman with immobile plastic titties.

Steve Contra

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Those photoshops were definitely made by someone who's got a fetish for big girls.  It's like that Kickstarter where the dude was like "we're promoting positive body images" but it turned out they were really, really into big girls.
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studyguy

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that christie pic is #unrealistic imo. the only type of person who could rock that sort of top while moving is a ~0% body-fat woman with immobile plastic titties. (Image removed from quote.)

...I've seen some questionable attire on some unreasonably large women at EDM shows tbh
Like rolls dropping out of everywhere the eye could see.  :-\
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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The Pinkprint ain't all that.
Nikki needs to just take an L and keep moving.

The pinkprint sucks, just anything else pinched out of Young Money.  I do find it funny whenever garbage rappers talk shit about anyone.  If there was any merit to the music business, she'd still be waitressing at Red Lobster.
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tiesto

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Cops and firefighters have ridiculous pensions in many places.

Police in Nassau / Suffolk make insanely high salaries and not to mention the island isn't exactly a hotbed of crime, apart from white kids shooting heroin or the occasional MS13 initiation ritual.
^_^

FStop7

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083206

Call a $350 box that can't play media files, DVD, or Blu-Ray "the perfect media consumption console"


Purrp Skirrp

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083206

Call a $350 box that can't play media files, DVD, or Blu-Ray "the perfect media consumption console"

Dude needs to stop that talk.


Shadow Mod

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Swift is so trash Katy just ethered her.



 :preach

fey

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the way she entered loose's vag and ripped her bottle blonde hair off from within

wow @ all this drama today. lets all help katy perry reach 1 billion views on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8

Himu

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I still can't get over kendrick apparently balking on the subject matter of his lp

Even after this video??!?!

IYKYK

brob

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Swift is so trash Katy just ethered her.

(Image removed from quote.)

 :preach


Swift capitalizing on the take down of a woman is the opposite of unmeasurable tho   :money

Shadow Mod

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I think she meant to put quotes around it.

Steve Contra

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Katy Perry had Juicy J. on a track, Taylor Swift had Kendrick Lamar, so we all know who's winning this one.

vin

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083233

men's butts

hair is whatever just don't have a hank hill

bubble butts though

 :noah

BrokenVerses

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083206

Call a $350 box that can't play media files, DVD, or Blu-Ray "the perfect media consumption console"

Title change brought the drama.

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EDIT: Also next time someone comes out and says the administration of NeoGAF isn't pathologically anti-Nintendo I'll remember this thread, not sure what the fuck was supposed to be accomplished here.

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Make a thread "My mother is the most beautiful woman on Earth" and post a picture of her, while you explain your reasons as to why you think that. Come back later and have your title changed "My mother is the ugliest woman on Earth" just because someone, whether "right" or "wrong" disagreed with your opinion.

Technically the same shit. Modifying thread titles is childish and disrespectful, even if it is slightly amusing to some.

 :heh
« Last Edit: July 22, 2015, 07:52:13 PM by Viconia DeVir »

Himu

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083233

men's butts

hair is whatever just don't have a hank hill

bubble butts though

 :noah

Depends on how hairy. I don't mind a hairy butt so long as it's something I can grab on to.

:preach
IYKYK

Jansen

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083206

Call a $350 box that can't play media files, DVD, or Blu-Ray "the perfect media consumption console"

Title change brought the drama.

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EDIT: Also next time someone comes out and says the administration of NeoGAF isn't pathologically anti-Nintendo I'll remember this thread, not sure what the fuck was supposed to be accomplished here.

 :heh

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Well, I'm out. I don't really need that. I took the comically self-serious stuff that's written right on the front of the forum at face value, I contributed some good discussion while I was here, but the "fanchild" thing? No thanks, man.

Good on the folks I enjoyed talking to for while. Ya'll have fun.

 :brazilcry

Himu

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Devo :noah



IYKYK

thisismyusername

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083233

men's butts

hair is whatever just don't have a hank hill

bubble butts though

 :noah

Cinnamon Star... that's a new one.

ZephyrFate

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083233

men's butts

hair is whatever just don't have a hank hill

bubble butts though

 :noah
If a man works out and DOESN'T have a bubble butt, he's committing a crime against humanity and needs to start doing squats immediately. This is how I mentally judge all the hot college jocks here at UO. And also scope their asses constantly.

Men's butts  :lawd

Mr. Nobody

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I still can't get over kendrick apparently balking on the subject matter of his lp

Even after this video??!?!



He's a fuckboy brehette  :yeshrug

Himu

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If you go to the gym and spend all your time on your arms without working on legs (thighs :noah) and booty (:noah) you make everyone weep :(
IYKYK

ZephyrFate

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If you go to the gym and spend all your time on your arms without working on legs (thighs :noah) and booty (:noah) you make everyone weep :(
Men with thunder thighs yaaaaaaas kween!

Shadow Mod

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172702877&postcount=6

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Yeah, it's sub-optimal. Shave all your hair.

 :gurl

qq more

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1083206

Call a $350 box that can't play media files, DVD, or Blu-Ray "the perfect media consumption console"
Anything that doesn't play media disc or files (VERY basic stuff at that) should never ever be called a perfect media consumption console, let alone a great one. I'm not sure how the hell he hasn't realized that by now.
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I don't date men that don't moisturize and exfoliate.

This troll I can't...

 :lol

Kara

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Today I visited bulimia dot com and it wasn't to pick up new tricks to assist in the furtherance of my demimonde lifestyle. What the fuck happened to me.

headwalk

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bring back the binge, purge, fuck cycle.

we can all be romans.

Kara

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I don't know anything about Vatican II, sorry.

recursivelyenumerable

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I've never viewed katy perry's twitter before. it's a fine twitter.
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zomgee

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Save me besada
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Van Cruncheon

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I've never viewed katy perry's twitter before. it's a fine twitter.

it's no cher
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zepblackstar

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da fuck?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172721416&postcount=53

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Depending where you live 30k a year is more than enough to support a family of 3. To someone living out in the rural/semi-rural parts of New York this is great.

thisismyusername

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LMAO. Maybe $30K was good... twenty years ago.

ToxicAdam

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The problem with making 30k a year (as a household) is that it puts you out of range of many federal programs that help people that make 20k a year. So, in the end, you could actually be losing money by making 10k more.


VomKriege

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that christie pic is #unrealistic imo. the only type of person who could rock that sort of top while moving is a ~0% body-fat woman with immobile plastic titties. (Image removed from quote.)

It's Tekken, she'll probably be revealed to be a cyborg at some point.
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benjipwns

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The problem with making 30k a year (as a household) is that it puts you out of range of many federal programs that help people that make 20k a year. So, in the end, you could actually be losing money by making 10k more.
I have wasted way too much time trying to explain this to GAFfers, that there's no real tapering off, you're dropped out when you hit certain numbers, so that's why some people would "underwork" or even avoid it to maintain benefits.

I was victim blaming and hating poor people because I was arguing in favor of a tapering off in welfare programs if we weren't going to do a minimum income. (Which is simply absurd, I hate poor people because they don't have significant enough capital.)

The internet version of cutting yourself.  :aah

ZephyrFate

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=172702877&postcount=6

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Yeah, it's sub-optimal. Shave all your hair.

 :gurl
Manscaping is stupid.

My motto is if your tower is taller than the trees, don't butcher the rainforest. If your Washington Monument is shorter than the canopy, then clear cut the wilderness.

StealthFan

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Cut your bush to make your dick look bigger :aah
reckt

benjipwns

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Feeling every texture your crotch comes in contact with.  :aah