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It can be a thing that brings me happiness in this instance by making sony stans buttmad

3DS version got announced with PS4 version. Barely concealed butthurt is evident when people talk about how nice the 3DS version looks :heh

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085666

Edit: They just announced a NX version as well :sabu
The last few pages of that thread were nothing but OMG NX!!!! Got so bad that mods had to tell people to actually discuss the game.

Nintards coming out of hiding to thank SE for supporting the next to be revealed console.

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All the people excited for the NX version are going to be crushed when its revealed to be an HD remaster/remake of the 3DS version excluding the bottom screen sprites.
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NX is just a 3DS you can hook up to the tv

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It can be a thing that brings me happiness in this instance by making sony stans buttmad

3DS version got announced with PS4 version. Barely concealed butthurt is evident when people talk about how nice the 3DS version looks :heh

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085666

Edit: They just announced a NX version as well :sabu

Remember that person from work or school who continuously got into shitty relationships over and over again? You could see it coming, but THIS TIME would be different?

Next on Maury...
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Kara

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Kojima is a hack writer, but he has some good characters and ideas

Sniper Wolf-chan :uguu

Kojima's characters are amazing. It's too bad they've all been possessed by much less interesting characters.

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MGS4 is a shitshow from start to finish.

MGS4 is amazing and timeless. It's a perfect game.

MGS4 is a shitshow from start to finish.

MGS4 is amazing and timeless. It's a perfect game.

your frothing demand for this game increases

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MGS4 first 2 chapters are awesome, then the game quickly devolves (though the throwback in chapter 4 was pretty neat).
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I think Kojima himself said there would be a lot less cutscene stuff in MGS V, and that his team would try to structure missions or the entire game like a TV show. If Ground Zeroes is any indication, cutscene stuff will be a lot shorter and to the point.

Another huge problem with MGS4 were recycled characters that didn't need to be in another MGS game. MGS V has a ton of new characters, along with focusing on new backstory stuff instead of retreading what we already know. MGS V being a MGS4 styled fuck up seems very unlikely.

Kojima and his team's worse game when it comes to dialog is Zone of the Enders 2, shit is 80's anime dub bad. 
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Mods cutting the bullshit out  :lawd

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mormapope

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 :huh

When has Kojima lied like Molyneux? MGS trailers were on point and never showed cut gameplay features for the most part. The only thing that comes to mind is MGS4 looking worse than when it was revealed.

He did say shit like "I'm done after this MGS" and then continued to work on the franchise for one reason or another. This time will be the legit last time though.
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I mean, he admitted that the original Metal Gear Rising was going to be shit and he/that team had to call it quits. He and his team were also honest about Ground Zeroes being a glorified demo, telling people that one of their own dudes beat it in five minutes. Molyneux has never owned up to any of the shit he pulled or worked on.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085709

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Your scope is too small, OP. A lot of JRPGs have great writing, and even more superior to the examples you listed. Some of my recommendations:

- Final Fantasy Tactics
- Final Fantasy IX
- Xenogears
- Xenoblade Chronicles
- Earthbound
- Mother 3
- Persona 3
- Devil Survivor
- Devil Survivor 2
- Strange Journey
- Radiant Historia
- Chrono Trigger
- The World Ends With You
- Bravely Default
- Skies of Arcadia
- Suikoden
- Suikoden II

xenogears? the world ends with you?  :what


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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085709

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Your scope is too small, OP. A lot of JRPGs have great writing, and even more superior to the examples you listed. Some of my recommendations:

- Final Fantasy Tactics
- Final Fantasy IX
- Xenogears
- Xenoblade Chronicles
- Earthbound
- Mother 3
- Persona 3
- Devil Survivor
- Devil Survivor 2
- Strange Journey
- Radiant Historia
- Chrono Trigger
- The World Ends With You
- Bravely Default
- Skies of Arcadia
- Suikoden
- Suikoden II

xenogears? the world ends with you?  :what


Xenosaga is better than Shakespeare, IIRC.
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MGS4 first 2 chapters are awesome, then the game quickly devolves (though the throwback in chapter 4 was pretty neat).

First two chapters weren't that hot even. I was a bit jaded at the bit where you attack the mansion in the jungle when it turned out after only a few minutes that it was just an infinite loop of voice acting and PNC scripts. Also already a on-rail sequence. Best part of the game was sneaking on the boat bridge at the end, by far the best layout in the game and lots of enemies. Too bad it's so short...

Kojima didn't lie, but I think people likened him to Molyneux because he overpromised, at one point he was claiming that MGS4 would drop Snake into a battlezone and you would have to slip in unnoticed by opposing factions. The final game did something much more easier : MGS is kind of a trainwreck (the game should have been laughed just out of principle for the fact you have to install each chapter... WTF ? Also the second part of boss fights and Drebin giving you all the exposition after : so sooo bad.) and I think it shows it's the mangled, smaller version of a much more ambitious project (or projects) that have been trimmed down to its working parts because Konami was probably getting red with anger.

That said, I agree that Kojima seems to be less of a snake oil vendor. He's a bit douchey though in how he communicates.
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fascism as the zenith of human development :aah

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nvm wrong post lol.

i swear someone made a pokemon version of that too



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What a cunt. I got hit on my bike by some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow texting while driving that ran a red light. Almost died, had to relearn how to walk, and I was out of work for eight months.

Let's see her go through that and see how she feels about texting while driving afterwards.

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What a cunt. I got hit on my bike by some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow texting while driving that ran a red light. Almost died, had to relearn how to walk, and I was out of work for eight months.

Let's see her go through that and see how she feels about texting while driving afterwards.

Could have just as easily been distracted doing something else.

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Makes me want to kick the shit out of that cunt. And I wouldn't even feel anything since most of the nerves in my left leg are fucked and will be for the rest of my life.

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We don't ban driving because it's important. So is having a conversation with people in the car, messaging your friends, changing the song on the radio, et cetera.

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Makes me want to kick the shit out of that cunt. And I wouldn't even feel anything since most of the nerves in my left leg are fucked and will be for the rest of my life.

Shit I wouldn't have even been so flippant if I knew that, sorry man =/.

The other day I caught a bunch of people texting on the freeway. I was like =(.
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nachobro

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Its been enough time that I don't mind jokes so it's okay. But morons like her get me heated.

On the plus side, the whole incident let me qualify for a medical pot card. So it wasn't all bad.

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I'm saying that relatively speaking, distracted driving isn't much less cautious than driving in general.

 :derp

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085709

Quote from: random25
Your scope is too small, OP. A lot of JRPGs have great writing, and even more superior to the examples you listed. Some of my recommendations:

- Final Fantasy Tactics
- Final Fantasy IX
- Xenogears
- Xenoblade Chronicles
- Earthbound
- Mother 3
- Persona 3
- Devil Survivor
- Devil Survivor 2
- Strange Journey
- Radiant Historia
- Chrono Trigger
- The World Ends With You
- Bravely Default
- Skies of Arcadia
- Suikoden
- Suikoden II

xenogears? the world ends with you?  :what


Xenosaga is better than Shakespeare, IIRC.

"Thats too bad, bro, sorry u missed out on one of the greatest storylines since the renaissance period :D."



 :sabu




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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173274564&postcount=10
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173276511&postcount=20
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173279061&postcount=37

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Excuse me, Shadow Mod, but not all of us are total losers, some of us have a functioning social life that requires us to be in constant contact with others via text messages.
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She's probably driving right now and posting on GAF.  :-\

This is one of those cases where I'm like I hope it's a troll because otherwise this person is driving on the roads like this.

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What a cunt. I got hit on my bike by some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow texting while driving that ran a red light. Almost died, had to relearn how to walk, and I was out of work for eight months.

Let's see her go through that and see how she feels about texting while driving afterwards.

It sounds to me like you're blaming that driver for having a life.

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Personally the most offensive thing about that video was the blatant gender roles on display. A boy riding a bike, a girl playing with dolls...
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She PM'd me  :lol



Please fucking die in a fiery car crash  :lol

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People explained why she's wrong just fine. Accidents have taken an upturn, discouraging people from doing dumb shit like texting on phones is a solution.

Arguing with a dense wall.

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What is there to even explain? People presented her with cold, hard facts about distracted driving and her argument against it is basically "Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
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Personally the most offensive thing about that video was the blatant gender roles on display. A boy riding a bike, a girl playing with dolls...
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subversive in the way u are clocking feminism rn when there is an actual real life cunt in the thread to go after  :yuck

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Personally the most offensive thing about that video was the blatant gender roles on display. A boy riding a bike, a girl playing with dolls...
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subversive in the way u are clocking feminism rn when there is an actual real life cunt in the thread to go after  :yuck

It's sad that you're using a man's posts to derail a very serious discussion on gender.
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She PM'd me  :lol

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Please fucking die in a fiery car crash :lol


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She PM'd me  :lol

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Please fucking die in a fiery car crash :lol

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that hairline looks like Gaga's career trajectory.

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I don't normally post in this thread, but holy shit what a terrible person.

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Nacho I'm sorry that happened to you. I have a cousin that was hit by a semi while on his bicycle and he survived with a lot permanent life issues. Think the semi was going 40 miles per hour.

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Nacho I'm sorry that happened to you. I have a cousin that was hit by a semi while on his bicycle and he survived with a lot permanent life issues. Think the semi was going 40 miles per hour.
Jesus that's awful. I got rammed by a truck, couldn't even imagine something bigger.

When I was in the hospital, the nurse told me about another guy who was hit the same day I was. He was hit by a semi on the highway and went under the wheels. What a terrible way to go.

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« Last Edit: July 28, 2015, 09:22:55 PM by nachobro »

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so many bummed out people in the Bully thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085937


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=173258757&postcount=79

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Truth hurts people. No, girls/guys are not into you for your personality; looks matter. No, those bullies aren't going to all be washing your car or answering your phones when you grow up and do well in college. No, being a good guy is not going to make you successful at anything other being a doormat.

It's time to wake up and become the ruthless animals we were meant to be. Climbing the ladder of success on the backs of the weak.

 :mynicca

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that post encapsulates American capitalistic ennui. A place where walking on your neighbors back means success and where success means everything, even being above a good or honorable person.

Yet they try to argue Capitalism is not inherently evil.
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Get bullied brehs  :umad

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Get bullied brehs  :umad

Be the fat kid growing up :ufup :shaq2

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Bullies ain't shit. :aah the fights I had when I was younger were :lawd That rush of adrenaline that comes as you grab the collar of that mother fucker who's teasing your friend, and spin him in circles while you kick him in the ass while doing it in the middle of gym class is :preach My experience with bullies is that most ain't shit, and are usually easily to overcome through sheer SWAGGAH and physical domination. Bullies rarely have the skills to back it up and when they realize you know this, they don't fuck with you. :jawalrus
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Get bullied brehs  :umad

Be the fat kid growing up :ufup :shaq2

Had to learn to clown people breh

I knew some big dudes that werent having it  :sabu

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Yeah fat dudes are always the funniest guys growing up