man jaydubs third eye really is incredible. we truly are less fortunate that he only uses his powers to deftly win online arguments. I mean with just a cursory glance at grand jury testimony he can, with perfect accuracy, ascertain what happened on August 9th, even better than people who were there and watched it with their own eyes. his knowledge of the legal system and human emotions is so commanding that he can further deduce that any trial itself would be completely unnecessary, as its outcome is so predictable beyond any single shred of doubt.
truly astonishing, that jaydub is