Author Topic: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs. (Read 48724 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** August 30, 2014, 10:29:19 AM »

So one Top 10 has already gotten kicked in the balls, the #9 Gamepenises. (lol, preseason polls) Who's going down next?

I'm gonna be watching that FSU v. Oklahoma State game later today.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2014, 10:51:00 AM »

Playoffs, finally

BCS

I'm also gonna watch FSU v Oklahoma, should be a good game. Jameis Rapeis

Big Ten will be interesting. OSU is fucked with their starting QB out for the season so I'd imagine MSU will win the conference. But PSU has shaken off the burdens of child rape and are apparently going to be good. NCAA should have shitcanned them for a decade.

Kara · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2014, 11:36:18 AM »

Gonna dive into this season like my name be Josh Shaw.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2014, 11:51:58 AM »

A black person jumping into a pool to save someone else who can't swim? Gotta come up with better lies next time bro.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2014, 12:27:45 PM »

Already got a 40+ point win over a (shitty) mid-major

.

Please give us votes AP

Edit:

@ the L UCLA just took. Had no idea putting your helmet back on was a PF
Edit 2: This Virginia offense

bachikarn · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2014, 01:59:30 PM »

Go gators

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2014, 02:32:39 PM »

Wisconsin v. LSU is gonna be a better game than Jameis Rapist vs. Okie State.

GO DUCKS!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2014, 02:44:00 PM »

I honestly think MSU might pop Oregon next week.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2014, 03:18:57 PM »

I don't. MSU has lost a lot of veterans on their o-line, and Oregon's offense is, arguably, the strongest it's been since the program got big. The defenses are where the big question is, with MSU's still being pretty strong and Oregon's having some patches to cover up. It's gonna be a good game, but not the one Oregon will lose.

Kara · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2014, 07:14:32 PM »

For once in my life I'm

UCLA wasn't playing at 19:30 Pacific.

team filler · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2014, 08:23:43 PM »

Trojans dominating like they should be, lance kiffin era is ova!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2014, 08:48:30 PM »

Has anyone fallen up more than Lane Kiffen? I wonder what major program he'll take over in the next couple years.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2014, 08:54:15 PM »

Famous Jameis is raping OKState.

team filler · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2014, 08:58:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2014, 08:48:30 PM

Has anyone fallen up more than Lane Kiffen? I wonder what major program he'll take over in the next couple years.

lions

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2014, 11:16:31 PM »

Holy geez, that punt.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2014, 11:22:13 PM »

That punt probably just saved 4 points. Give that kicker a raise, Mike Gundy.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2014, 11:26:07 PM »

Ah well, that's pretty much the game right there. Good effort, OSU.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2014, 11:45:55 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on August 30, 2014, 02:32:39 PM

Wisconsin v. LSU is gonna be a better game than Jameis Rapist vs. Okie State.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2014, 12:22:28 AM »

Mariota is the hottest QB ever. And Devon Allen needs to let me blow him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** September 06, 2014, 04:22:44 AM »

Lots of big games tomorrow, can't wait

I'm going out on a limb fuck it:

MSU: 31
Oregon:27

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #20 on:** September 06, 2014, 12:03:17 PM »

Really hoping you're gonna eat crow for that.

Sausage · « **Reply #21 on:** September 06, 2014, 12:40:32 PM »

Didn't know we had cfb thread here

go longhorns!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** September 06, 2014, 06:41:53 PM »

MSU defense looking good early.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #23 on:** September 06, 2014, 07:07:18 PM »

Oregon defense looking just as good, surprisingly. Troy Hill is a beast corner

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #24 on:** September 06, 2014, 07:09:01 PM »

Oregon TD fuck a sparty

(even tho connor cook is hot as fuck and id let him run train on me for days)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** September 06, 2014, 07:30:55 PM »

Man MSU really caught them off with no huddle offense.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #26 on:** September 06, 2014, 07:45:54 PM »

Our defense is looking stronger than it usually does. MSU's gonna need to keep trying to achieve Oregon tempo to really make a dent. Old man football offense is not gonna cut it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** September 06, 2014, 07:55:43 PM »

Looking like MSU has this figured out.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #28 on:** September 06, 2014, 07:58:49 PM »

Ducks are a second half team. Adjustments will make the difference.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #29 on:** September 06, 2014, 08:05:31 PM »

aaaand now it's turning the fuck around on us. fuck my life.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** September 06, 2014, 08:08:50 PM »

MSU is dominating on the ground, and thus the clock. Gonna be tough for Oregon to win this if they can't stop Langford.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** September 06, 2014, 08:37:11 PM »

Oregon imploding.

team filler · « **Reply #32 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:04:42 PM »

TROJANS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

team filler · « **Reply #33 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:08:52 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2014, 08:37:11 PM

Oregon imploding.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:11:39 PM »

Oregon rebounded, can't deny.

T234 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:12:37 PM »

Somewhere, Bluemax is happy. USCW just won a 57 on 85 streetfight.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:22:33 PM »

Wow...

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #37 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:23:44 PM »

21 unaswered points. 2nd half team. GO DUCKS!!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** September 06, 2014, 09:58:00 PM »

GG. Only one team showed up for the second half.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #39 on:** September 06, 2014, 11:52:24 PM »

At least we can all laugh at THE Ohio State getting decked at home by VT.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #40 on:** September 06, 2014, 11:59:00 PM »

lol ohio state

lol texas

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #41 on:** September 07, 2014, 12:08:11 AM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 11:59:00 PM

lol texas

Longhorn fans furiously rushing to register www.rehiremackbrown.com

Sausage · « **Reply #42 on:** September 07, 2014, 12:14:18 AM »

Quote from: Sausage on September 06, 2014, 12:40:32 PM

go longhorns!

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #43 on:** September 07, 2014, 12:35:35 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2014, 12:08:11 AM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on September 06, 2014, 11:59:00 PM
lol texas

Longhorn fans furiously rushing to register www.rehiremackbrown.com

well, when you suspend most of your first string O-line...

Sausage · « **Reply #44 on:** September 07, 2014, 12:46:12 AM »

That's true. It's time to see what Wickline is made of this season.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #45 on:** September 07, 2014, 01:14:47 AM »

What we learned this weekend:

JT Barnett is the worst starting quarterback for a power 6 program

Pac-12

Memphis special teams

Blake Sims

What'd I miss?

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** September 07, 2014, 02:29:10 AM »

to be fair Mack Brown left the cupboard bear. Of course I have a feeling Strong won't last two years there, he's a placeholder/scapegoat. Which sucks because he's a really good coach.

bachikarn · « **Reply #47 on:** September 07, 2014, 04:33:11 AM »

lol big '10'

Kara · « **Reply #48 on:** September 07, 2014, 04:37:24 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on September 07, 2014, 03:33:46 AM

UCLA required entirely too much effort to defeat Memphis. Neither of their first two games have been particularly impressive, but at least they're 2-0.

Reminding me of Dorrell's 10 win season tbh.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #49 on:** September 07, 2014, 05:25:24 AM »

Quote from: The Walrus on September 07, 2014, 03:33:46 AM

UCLA required entirely too much effort to defeat Memphis. Neither of their first two games have been particularly impressive, but at least they're 2-0.

All that preseason hype feels squandered. They're gonna face an actual team and bite it. And Hundley is such a good QB, too. Then again, it wasn't just them that struggled this weekend. Both Washington teams, and USC/Stanford all looked real weak this weekend.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50 on:** September 07, 2014, 09:11:04 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2014, 02:29:10 AM

to be fair Mack Brown left the cupboard bear. Of course I have a feeling Strong won't last two years there, he's a placeholder/scapegoat. Which sucks because he's a really good coach.

I feel bad because of the barely coded racist shit Strong had to put up with from Texas people, and now they're gonna be strutting around like they were totally justified.

team filler · « **Reply #51 on:** September 12, 2014, 02:49:56 PM »

bluemax · « **Reply #52 on:** September 16, 2014, 11:50:24 PM »

Your name got mentioned on the other forum last week Karakand.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #53 on:** September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM »

They brought up SECamus

#iconic

Sausage · « **Reply #54 on:** September 17, 2014, 02:43:13 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2014, 02:29:10 AM

to be fair Mack Brown left the cupboard bear. Of course I have a feeling Strong won't last two years there, he's a placeholder/scapegoat. Which sucks because he's a really good coach.

I think Patterson sticks with Strong for a while since it's his guy, and I don't think he wants to be overrun by the boosters like Dodd was.

Sausage · « **Reply #55 on:** September 17, 2014, 03:12:09 AM »

Thats my coach

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #56 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:43:38 AM »

I hope he's got his kids practicing the coin toss this week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** September 17, 2014, 12:09:37 PM »

I feel bad for Strong. Dude is a really good coach but not the type of good old boy Texas craves. And I don't think it's all about race per say - Kevin Sumlin would thrive at Texas for instance because his personality fits what they want. But Strong seems socially awkward, and while he has improved he's still not the guy boosters want. He's not giving them access, isn't letting them watch game film (as Mack Brown did), etc. I salute him for all that of course, but it makes things harder at a place like Texas.

Worse yet I feel like he might be getting set up. Bring the black dude in with a literally bare cupboard, watch him fail a couple seasons, then bring in a high profile coach after Strong has rebuilt the recruiting and let the new coach win. I don't see Strong lasting long.

His team is trash thanks to Mack Brown's horrible recruiting. And yet he isn't afraid to cut guys for being dumbasses. Dude has big balls.

Kara · « **Reply #58 on:** September 17, 2014, 07:09:53 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on September 16, 2014, 11:50:24 PM

Your name got mentioned on the other forum last week Karakand.

Quote from: jakefromstatefarm on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM

They brought up SECamus

#iconic

Tell me more my birds.

T234 · « **Reply #59 on:** September 18, 2014, 07:09:40 AM »

They also said you only had love for the EMPRAH THRED over there.

News:

Author Topic: College Football 2014 - Stan for schools you never attended, brehs. (Read 48724 times)